Massage Parlor Reports

**Luckey** · 05-06-20 19:07

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Just curious if the Chinese vacated the "farmhouse" out in Centreville. Clifton? Have not seen any recent reviews on them, even before the shutdown. I guess the "farm" got sold?

I was there about two months ago. Min was the only one I've seen. She's stopped advertising but still sees some of us. Seems to take a lot of vacation time.

**Bunker Buster** · 05-06-20 18:03

Originally Posted by EricShin20 [View Original Post]

Booking was easy even as a first timer. Used an iPhone burner app to disguise my number

But if you want real security, get a burner phone from Walmart or Best Buy. You can pick up a basic flip or smartphone for under $30, then get unlimited calling and texting with some data for $25/ month. It adds up to about $350 a year, but it doesn't link to your phone or to you.

If you run into an unpleasant situation and want to completely cut ties, you can destroy the phone and toss it. If you paid cash all along, the authorities won't bother trying to find you using store security camera footage short of a murder or kidnapping investigation.

**MrGrumpz1** · 05-06-20 17:55

Anyone been to Arlington Wellness (Harmony Spa) recently?

I'll be in VA in a couple weeks and would like to go back, but it's been about six months since I've been there.

How's it holding up during these times?

https://arlingtonwellness.business.site/

**Member #6313** · 05-06-20 16:42

JiJi is in Denver but she texted me on her personal number and said her friend Annie was coming to town. I said ok do you have a picture and she sent the picture below. Looks good to me so I get Annie's number and setup a time to meet. She just arrived in the area and has never been here before. Currently she's staying in a nice Hotel in Tyson's and is looking for an apartment. Annie is independent and has no Booker. She had the door to the room open when I arrived so I didn't have to knock. I walked in and was surprised she is the girl in the picture. Maybe a little older but nice thin body and big natural breasts and pretty face. I set the 200 donation on the table and strip down and lie on the bed. The Hotel is a makeshift setup for her until she gets an apartment so the massage is a little awkward on the bed but she has skills. I'm sure when she gets her apartment setup things will be better. On the flip she gets naked and wow her breasts are real and fantastic. She immediately goes for BBBJ, DATY then Doggie. The best I've met yet in the area so far.

Seniors only for digits.

**FloorHump422** · 05-06-20 13:54

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

Nice dream and details, the link woykd be helpful as well though

Probably this:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9401409.html

**FloorHump422** · 05-06-20 13:52

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

No. She spoke fine english. She understood very well. She even said "this is more safe for you" and I was like "no I don't want that". I even stopped her and said "I'll tip more not to use it"

I was under the impression that the hr got you a BBJ but if she didn't want to do it even with an extra tip, then it's likely a YMMV situation. It was interesting to see her offer that initially considering that the other girls working out of the apartment were only doing covered.

**EricShin20** · 05-06-20 13:37

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

Nice dream and details, the link woykd be helpful as well though.

Use the forum search function.

**Gerzoomble** · 05-06-20 12:43

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

Finally booked Zina. Got the address, was guided to a different building on arrival. Easy to get in. Greeted at door. She's pretty and cute, small and petite. Very friendly. I was supposed to do a full hour but opted out for HH. Paid 160. Little table massage and then turned over. She went in for what I thought was going to BBBJ and then put on a hat. I tried to tell her numerous times I didn't want the party hat and preferred BBBJ but she insisted it was for my safety. At that point I wasn't into it and just wanted it to be over. She took me to bed, did a little missionary and was being rushed with the fake moans "did you cum yet". Also note her bed is very low to the ground which was not comfortable for me but I manage to finish doggy and got up out of there. Again she wasn't rude or anything but wasn't a smooth visit for me. Would maybe consider repeating if she did deliver BBBJ but I understand YMMV. So I guess I won't be repeating.

Damage for HH + CFS / CBJ = 160.

$160 for FS and without having to give PII to an agency still sounds like a good value.

**MikelSuTiger** · 05-06-20 12:17

Nice dream and details, the link woykd be helpful as well though.

Originally Posted by EricShin20 [View Original Post]

Booking was easy even as a first timer. Used an iPhone burner app to disguise my number, gave a same day time slot, she asked for my name / race / age which I provided. She did mention that she does not provide FS and asked if this was okay. I said yes as I wasn't looking for that. YMMV on this.

Parking was easy when I arrived and at an apartment complex. She came out and walked me in to the apartment bedroom where there was a massage table and bed. She asked me to take off my clothes and offered a shower before, which I declined as I already had. Kathy said I could do an hour massage for $. 2 or an hour nuru for $$. 4. I opted for the nuru to get the full experience.

She was wearing a mask and provided one to me with everything going on. She then stripped and rubbed oil on me as well as herself and got to work. Tits were large, but for sure enhanced. Face was average, but couldn't see much with the mask. Things were a bit awkward in the beginning, but once we got to chatting she loosened up.

On the flip she mentioned that hand was included and asked if that was okay. I said yes and then she continued to take her time playing with me with all parts of her body. She said I could touch but no FIV. She took her time all the way through the release. I do have to say it was one of the better HJs I've received and I have a body count of 30+ (outside of paying, this was my first massage).

She then offered a towel and I showered up, where she cleaned my back, offered her hair and body products, and then gave my a bottle of water.

After, I asked what all was on the menu for future reference. She said the $. 2 included a HE but was clothed and that she would offer to strip and CBJ only for an extra $ (BBJ off the table). Nuru she said she'd do a discount because she was already naked.

All in all it was a very relaxing dream that I'm glad I had, but I don't think I'd repeat. With the total damage of $$. 4 for a nuru with HE, you're not getting a good value and she wasn't attractive enough to make up for it. Maybe I'd go back for the $. 2 option if I was really feeling the itch and didn't want to branch out, but definitely wouldn't opt for the nuru again.

**Serpico99** · 05-06-20 11:17

Just curious if the Chinese vacated the "farmhouse" out in Centreville. Clifton? Have not seen any recent reviews on them, even before the shutdown. I guess the "farm" got sold?

**Serpico99** · 05-06-20 11:13

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

Finally booked Zina. Got the address, was guided to a different building on arrival. Easy to get in. Greeted at door. She's pretty and cute, small and petite. Very friendly. I was supposed to do a full hour but opted out for HH. Paid 160. Little table massage and then turned over. She went in for what I thought was going to BBBJ and then put on a hat. I tried to tell her numerous times I didn't want the party hat and preferred BBBJ but she insisted it was for my safety. At that point I wasn't into it and just wanted it to be over. She took me to bed, did a little missionary and was being rushed with the fake moans "did you cum yet". Also note her bed is very low to the ground which was not comfortable for me but I manage to finish doggy and got up out of there. Again she wasn't rude or anything but wasn't a smooth visit for me. Would maybe consider repeating if she did deliver BBBJ but I understand YMMV. So I guess I won't be repeating.

Damage for HH + CFS / CBJ = 160.

Man, I tell ya, these Thai providers really got a lot of guys by the balls LOL. And they know it and are milking the money out of guys until the AMPs open back up again. Crappy massage followed by lackluster and rushed services. In addition, not a lot of them look all that great, either old or plump. That's how I interpret most of these Thai provider reviews.

The hyped-up reviews of Zina had always made me wary. Based on my past experience, what one guy may feel / experience about a provider can be totally different than the next guy's view / experience. I had a couple of experiences in the past where forum posts sing the high praises of a provider only to find out that the provider was a real dud when I paid them a visit.

Just hold off another week and AMPs will be back open again. Or go with the Asian crapshoots where the majority of them will give you your money's worth to blow your load for a quick visit.

**WalterKovacs** · 05-06-20 10:22

Originally Posted by RustyMuffler [View Original Post]

Sounds like a breakdown in communication. Perhaps it is a language issue? Is that a potential reason for the confusion?

No. She spoke fine english. She understood very well. She even said "this is more safe for you" and I was like "no I don't want that". I even stopped her and said "I'll tip more not to use it".

**EricShin20** · 05-06-20 09:59

Booking was easy even as a first timer. Used an iPhone burner app to disguise my number, gave a same day time slot, she asked for my name / race / age which I provided. She did mention that she does not provide FS and asked if this was okay. I said yes as I wasn't looking for that. YMMV on this.

Parking was easy when I arrived and at an apartment complex. She came out and walked me in to the apartment bedroom where there was a massage table and bed. She asked me to take off my clothes and offered a shower before, which I declined as I already had. Kathy said I could do an hour massage for $. 2 or an hour nuru for $$. 4. I opted for the nuru to get the full experience.

She was wearing a mask and provided one to me with everything going on. She then stripped and rubbed oil on me as well as herself and got to work. Tits were large, but for sure enhanced. Face was average, but couldn't see much with the mask. Things were a bit awkward in the beginning, but once we got to chatting she loosened up.

On the flip she mentioned that hand was included and asked if that was okay. I said yes and then she continued to take her time playing with me with all parts of her body. She said I could touch but no FIV. She took her time all the way through the release. I do have to say it was one of the better HJs I've received and I have a body count of 30+ (outside of paying, this was my first massage).

She then offered a towel and I showered up, where she cleaned my back, offered her hair and body products, and then gave my a bottle of water.

After, I asked what all was on the menu for future reference. She said the $. 2 included a HE but was clothed and that she would offer to strip and CBJ only for an extra $ (BBJ off the table). Nuru she said she'd do a discount because she was already naked.

All in all it was a very relaxing dream that I'm glad I had, but I don't think I'd repeat. With the total damage of $$. 4 for a nuru with HE, you're not getting a good value and she wasn't attractive enough to make up for it. Maybe I'd go back for the $. 2 option if I was really feeling the itch and didn't want to branch out, but definitely wouldn't opt for the nuru again.

**RustyMuffler** · 05-05-20 23:23

Sounds like a breakdown in communication. Perhaps it is a language issue? Is that a potential reason for the confusion?

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

If Zina is booking her own appointments she's either an idiot or on drugs. If she is using a booker then she needs to fire them. I spoke to "Zina" or the booker last week they quoted me the 220. I spoke to her / them again on Saturday and she said she was off that day. I reached out again today and she asks me the the same questions all over again then starts acting as if she doesn't understand when I tell her my ethnicity. She says oh okay, I ask AGAIN "are you available" and she sends the same questions about name / ethnicity / age that I've now answered twice already.

**WalterKovacs** · 05-05-20 21:25

Finally booked Zina. Got the address, was guided to a different building on arrival. Easy to get in. Greeted at door. She's pretty and cute, small and petite. Very friendly. I was supposed to do a full hour but opted out for HH. Paid 160. Little table massage and then turned over. She went in for what I thought was going to BBBJ and then put on a hat. I tried to tell her numerous times I didn't want the party hat and preferred BBBJ but she insisted it was for my safety. At that point I wasn't into it and just wanted it to be over. She took me to bed, did a little missionary and was being rushed with the fake moans "did you cum yet". Also note her bed is very low to the ground which was not comfortable for me but I manage to finish doggy and got up out of there. Again she wasn't rude or anything but wasn't a smooth visit for me. Would maybe consider repeating if she did deliver BBBJ but I understand YMMV. So I guess I won't be repeating.

Damage for HH + CFS / CBJ = 160.