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**Blumpkins217** · 04-30-20 21:15

Originally Posted by AMnnos [View Original Post]

The first night we fucked, she wanted to do it in the dark. Disappointed because I enjoy viewing my fun sessions, I accommodated her request so I turned off all the lights. After we both get undressed, she commence to sucking cock. After a few minutes of that she lays back, spreads her legs and I'm about to return the favor when all the sudden my face landed in what felt like a full beard. Weirded out, I grabbed a lighter that was on my night stand and shuffled back between her thighs and sparked the lighter right next to her mound to see what this mystery was. I was flabbergasted. "Can you actually piss through all that pube?!" I asked.

Somewhat embarrassed, she replied, "Yeah. Why?

"Because I highly suggest you go ahead and piss now! I accidentally lit it on fire".

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

**Yoyo79** · 04-30-20 20:55

http://jacksonville.skipthegames.com...d/089951047666

I dreamt I saw Barbie last weekend & it was good dream. I've seen her more than a few times so we're cool with each other. That being said, reports about her being mechanical are 100% spot on. She looks exactly like her pics & has an amazing body. She's a bit paranoid when you first meet but all in all she's super chill. Her only 2 cons, for me anyway, are she only does CBJ & she's non GFE. If you don't mind that, she's definitely worth a shot.

**AMnnos** · 04-30-20 20:22

Originally Posted by RockEye69 [View Original Post]

Does she have a nice full Bush? Her ad says shaved? Got to love some Bush from time to time, that shaved shit gets a boring after a while. I am an 80's dude and they all had Bush back in the day. We used to call it "Muff diving".

The first night we fucked, she wanted to do it in the dark. Disappointed because I enjoy viewing my fun sessions, I accommodated her request so I turned off all the lights. After we both get undressed, she commence to sucking cock. After a few minutes of that she lays back, spreads her legs and I'm about to return the favor when all the sudden my face landed in what felt like a full beard. Weirded out, I grabbed a lighter that was on my night stand and shuffled back between her thighs and sparked the lighter right next to her mound to see what this mystery was. I was flabbergasted. "Can you actually piss through all that pube?!" I asked.

Somewhat embarrassed, she replied, "Yeah. Why?

"Because I highly suggest you go ahead and piss now! I accidentally lit it on fire".

**JustinCider904** · 04-30-20 19:13

Originally Posted by TallBear [View Original Post]

The stylistic tells of feminine authorship are evident, including the fact it is more literate than at least half of us. But the content is the giveaway: all reassurance & not a word about services.

Come on, dear. Self-reviews don't help.

If I should have hit the Report button instead, my apologies to admin in advance.

I'm not sure if this is a self review or not. But I will say I had a similar experience when I saw her. She does look like the pics, and was a delight to be with, however. The last several times I've tried to see her she has left me in the parking lot with no response for hours, even with me trying to follow up with her. Though she is a delight to be with, the wasting of time isn't something I could do anymore. If you're going to book with her, be prepared to get ghosted when you get into the parking lot. This has happened to me both at her residence and her hotel on multiple occasions.

**RockEye69** · 04-30-20 18:19

Originally Posted by AMnnos [View Original Post]

This ain't the 70's. 😆.

Does she have a nice full Bush? Her ad says shaved? Got to love some Bush from time to time, that shaved shit gets a boring after a while. I am an 80's dude and they all had Bush back in the day. We used to call it "Muff diving".

**SunDevil1** · 04-30-20 17:15

Who would be your goto? Non smoker a plus.

**Powerhouse100** · 04-30-20 16:57

Originally Posted by SuitMan [View Original Post]

Have to say, very disappointed in this one. Was hoping to get Miranda's attention yesterday but no success.

This one responded quickly and the pics looked intriguing. Upscale hotel off Butler, all very promising.

Get there after having to procure a couple of Dr Pepper's for her (probably a red flag already) and the upscale hotel was really a catfish for the downscale hotel next door.

Get to the room, tall dirty blond in a great silk robe and catsuit. Not as good as the pics but acceptable. Tits are worn out and teeth are bad. Overall she is all of 40 like the post says and hard years at that.

Counts the donation. (red flag again) and come to find out its not full service. Rub and a tug girl!

Talk about false advertising. The suit inquired politely if full service was available and what the upcharge would be. $4 Mario coins. WTF! Not worth it.

Got my tug and was out of there in no time.

Learn from my experience and monger on!

Suit.

Jacksonville. skipthegames.com/ female-escorts / exotic / sexy-beautiful-the-real-princ /759836662451.

The way those pics look, she would have had to send me a pic holding up so many fingers. Otherwise, I wouldn't believe that's who I'd meet no more than I'm sure I'd not meet Kylie Jenner. Did you give her the money upfront?

**Quebec** · 04-30-20 16:32

Originally Posted by AMnnos [View Original Post]

She doesn't speak or even have the accent. She's about as Russian as any of the FL Jax Beach girls.

Did I miss it or something? I didn't see anywhere on her ad that she claims that to be.

Oh, Nevermind. I found where she put it. Duh lol

I know plenty of providers that will be Rushin you!

**AMnnos** · 04-30-20 15:06

Originally Posted by Vette67 [View Original Post]

Her ad says Russian. Just love that accent!

She doesn't speak or even have the accent. She's about as Russian as any of the FL Jax Beach girls.

Did I miss it or something? I didn't see anywhere on her ad that she claims that to be.

Oh, Nevermind. I found where she put it. Duh lol

**AMnnos** · 04-30-20 14:51

Originally Posted by TheMainMan876 [View Original Post]

I will say though at first it was a bit awkward but what first meet isn't? It didn't take long though for her to break the ice and make me comfortable enough to have no worries! There was no sketchy dudes around outside and she is completely independent. Everything she said was what it was when I arrived and the best part. SHE actually looked like her pictures, was clean all the way around & smells so good she left me speechless!! I definitely will be returning!

http://jacksonville.skipthegames.com...e/698545887786

This ain't the 70's. 😆.

**Vette67** · 04-30-20 13:57

Originally Posted by SuperXY [View Original Post]

I will have to check her out. I enjoy providers that take good care of themselves. I believe that if this is their profession, then they should take pride in caring for themselves. Also, I'm not crazy with camera filters; I think a little makeup and dress up so I can get an honest look of what they look like. It's such refreshing having providers smelling fresh, this is so important for me. I can not get it up if the honey stinks. Lastly, great and honest attitude, and accommodating I just love. And news travel fast with ladies that are not so great. But, I think that you found a real gem. I hope that I can see her soon. Thanks for sharing. SXY.

Her ad says Russian. Just love that accent!

**DogBark** · 04-30-20 13:51

Originally Posted by ShaggyJax [View Original Post]

One less thing to tie you to the deed. Plus condoms are bad for the sewer system. If I were to guess, I'd say that ten out of ten providers just flush them. I take it all with me and then drop it anonymously into a trash barrel. I usually stop somewhere between the incall and home for a drink or something to eat. I bring it wrapped in a paper towel in my shirt pocket. Just do the reverse when you leave. Walk up to a trash barrel on the way home and just drop it in.

Shaggy.

I once had a regular I really liked. She was far to cute to be doing "this" and was very submissive. She was a single mom and the "cashier behind the counter" role just didn't work for her. We got in the habit of forgetting about condoms. She even went and got a nuvo ring installed just for me but it fell out the first time we were together. I'd typically be rider #1 or #2 for the day, as I met her on my lunch break. One day I couldn't see her until after work and met at her hotel room around 6. She weirdly asked that I wear a condom this time and I had no problem with that. After the deed I went to flush it. As I stood over the apparently inoperative toilet I looked down at 6 condoms floating in the bowl. I actually felt heartsick for her knowing I was the 7th rider THAT DAY! I tried to picture what it must be like having one fat middle-aged pudge bucket after a another climbing on top of her. But we all make our choices and in return she got tax free income on her one day a week work schedule. Tradeoffs.

A year later, she'd left the biz and I bumped into her at Walmart. She was walking with the mouth breathing knuckle dragger I recognized as "the baby daddy" from stories I'd heard from her. She also had the 4 year old I knew about in tow along with a very new addition in her arms. Hmmmm.

Woof.

**DogBark** · 04-30-20 13:20

Originally Posted by JaxDog [View Original Post]

Have you noticed the proliferation of these type of ads recently? It's crazy, I decided to text one just to see what would happen, well it was as I suspected and whoever I was texting started asking for a cash advance so I immediately terminated the conversation. The next day I started getting indiscriminate texts from someone on a different number claiming to be a young woman asking me if I'd like to get together! Blocked all the numbers that sent unsolicited texts and haven't seen one since. Just wanted to pass the word, lots of scammers out there. JD.

I noticed the same thing and started responding to the obvious fakes. The ads typically say they're "home alone" and want a dominant man or a submissive man. Etc. And then sometimes they mention a "special" on their hourly rates. All BS of course. Also. Their pictures tend to be TGTBT or at least of professional level lighting. Being the curious sort I engaged them and found three distinct types:

1) An obviously fake person. Probably Pakistani. Telling me they're "in town" (won't say where) and asking for 1/2 up for for "my safety". Next.

2) This next one was rather impressive, again obviously NOT an escort. But doing the "Hey baby!" and "I'm so horny" etc. Then they start asking for money. Here's the thing. IT'S A BOT! It's actually a machine that analyzes your text and responds (semi) appropriately. I'm guessing enough guys fall for this to make this totally automated approach profitable.

3) And this one was down right scary. I contacted a girl via a phone app. Using a trash number. We talked and set specifics. Then she got mean and started making threats about calling my wife and how her boyfriend is a part of a columbian drug cartel. The next day, I was texted. From a different number - 10 pictures of what can only be described as gory drug-cartel style executions. Then the age-old threat of "we'll be at your home in 45 minutes unless you. ". I can TOTALLY see how this might frighten people. And maybe enough to actually cave. But I kept on. I replied with a picture of my AR-15. As if proving there's actually a human at the wheel here. They replied "obvious internet picture!" So now I know I'm dealing with a person. I asked "him?" exactly where it was they planned to meet me? No real reply. I then forwarded the address of the local constabulary and offered a time to meet. After a couple hours of horsing around they finally gave up.

People ask. Why do these bozos do this? The answer is obvious. BECAUSE IT WORKS! All we can do is either avoid them altogether. Their ads are OBVIOUS guys. Or two, if you want to have some free snickers. Engage them and waste their time. Eventually they'll see it's just not profitable.

Woof.