Escort Reports

**Christophe1** · 04-23-20 00:45

Somewhere over the rainbow.

**SteakTartare** · 04-23-20 00:24

Jesus tap dancing Christ it's like me taking my SUV to Big O Tires to reseal my tire when I hit a nail LOL.

Steak.

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

Haha it's a little crazy when you think a doctor actually approved of that. She mentioned something about getting them "refilled" bigger soon, saying they the doc just inserts a tube and blows them up.

**Markssmrk** · 04-23-20 00:11

Originally Posted by SteakTartare [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. Yeah when you mutilate your body like that with them tits and tats, your future is pretty much sealed to escorting. Highly doubt Fortune 500 will be hiring you. Plastic surgeons are the medical world equivalent of personal injury lawyers. Bottom of the barrel with no ethics, every decision is guided by $$.

Yes Ms. Presley, I know I swore an oath to do no harm, but your $10,000 cash told Hippocrates to go fuck himself. So watermelon size huh? Okay, watermelon it is.

Steak.

Haha it's a little crazy when you think a doctor actually approved of that. I just had no idea when chicks do that their tits are literally like hard balloons. She mentioned something about getting them "refilled" bigger soon, saying they the doc just inserts a tube and blows them up. The more you know, right.

**SteakTartare** · 04-22-20 13:32

Thanks for the review. Yeah when you mutilate your body like that with them tits and tats, your future is pretty much sealed to escorting. Highly doubt Fortune 500 will be hiring you. Plastic surgeons are the medical world equivalent of personal injury lawyers. Bottom of the barrel with no ethics, every decision is guided by $$.

Yes Ms. Presley, I know I swore an oath to do no harm, but your $10,000 cash told Hippocrates to go fuck himself. So watermelon size huh? Okay, watermelon it is.

Steak.

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...s/AidenPresley

Used to go by BaileyJane on HX. Never could find any useful info on her. So with all the free time and extra funds I have now I decided to finally give it a go. I've always been curious about these chicks with these gigantic tits. First she looks just like the pics. They're obviously touched up a little but no more than the standard IG picture. She's about 5'7 and has good skin, hair done well and no signs of an out of control addiction or anything. I was honestly expecting some old out of shape slob when I got there, but I believe her listed age of 27. Those tits are just as cartoonishly large and bulbous as the pics. I don't even know how she goes outside looking like that. There's no way to hide them. Second her apartment is a shithole. It looked decent from the outside but once you go in it's another story. Broken doors and she has dogs and the place smells like dogs and the date takes place on this little full size mattress in the corner of the studio space. I may have to self isolate for the next two weeks after being in there. Third, the date. I was mostly interested in fucking her face and blowing my load all over those tits. And I did. She follows direction really well and was open to any suggestion that I had. All in all I had a good time. She give a solid BJ and was really sweet. No attitude or resistance at all. I wouldn't repeat though. Those giant tits are hard as rocks. And it was more of an itch I needed to scratch I prefer the petite one more anyway.

**Markssmrk** · 04-22-20 13:00

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...s/AidenPresley

Used to go by BaileyJane on HX. Never could find any useful info on her. So with all the free time and extra funds I have now I decided to finally give it a go. I've always been curious about these chicks with these gigantic tits. First she looks just like the pics. They're obviously touched up a little but no more than the standard IG picture. She's about 5'7 and has good skin, hair done well and no signs of an out of control addiction or anything. I was honestly expecting some old out of shape slob when I got there, but I believe her listed age of 27. Those tits are just as cartoonishly large and bulbous as the pics. I don't even know how she goes outside looking like that. There's no way to hide them. Second her apartment is a shithole. It looked decent from the outside but once you go in it's another story. Broken doors and she has dogs and the place smells like dogs and the date takes place on this little full size mattress in the corner of the studio space. I may have to self isolate for the next two weeks after being in there. Third, the date. I was mostly interested in fucking her face and blowing my load all over those tits. And I did. She follows direction really well and was open to any suggestion that I had. All in all I had a good time. She give a solid BJ and was really sweet. No attitude or resistance at all. I wouldn't repeat though. Those giant tits are hard as rocks. And it was more of an itch I needed to scratch I prefer the petite one more anyway.

**NickSgv** · 04-19-20 18:51

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

It's definitely a fake report. Link to some random site where the only contact info is an email that doesn't lead to anything else when google.

Pity. That's a nice ass.

**Nicdel** · 04-19-20 08:14

WTF!? Natalie is a real freak between the sheets. She provides a very nice GFE. She truly enjoys fucking and went out of her way to ensure I was totally pleased.

We started out with a BBBJ and she really enjoys sucking cock. She likes to DT and her tongue was all over my cock and balls. I had to stop her or it would have been a very short visit. I decided to start return the favor and give Natalie oral. I had her lay down next to me and I began to stroke her clit. It didn't take long before she got very wet and by now I had also slipped a couple of fingers deep into her vagina. As I continued to stroke her clit with my thumb and slip my fingers deeper into her pussy she began to get very aroused. I decided to turn up the heat even more by going down on her. I slipped my tongue into her very wet pussy and was surprised how good she tasted. I thoroughly enjoyed going down on her. She came a few times and I decided it was time to put on a condom and try out her pussy. I suited up and we moved into CG and reverse CG. She loves being on top and she rode me hard. I had already decided because of that nice ass, that I wanted to do doggie. I had her flip over and I started pounding her in doggie. I asked if anal was on the menu and said it was so I lubed my condom and slowly entered her ass. She was very enthusiastic and the harder and deeper I went in her ass, the more turned on she got. She was pushing back into me and I knew that I won't last much longer so I asked her to finish me orally. She took off my condom and began to make love to my cock with her mouth. There was no quit in her, she kept sucking until I was complete dry. She used her mouth to complete clean off my cock, and did not miss a drop. She got a warm washcloth and cleaned me off. We talked for a few minutes and before I left, we once again embraced and engaged in a passionate DFK. Brothers if you have not had the opportunity to see Natalie then you owe it to yourself to experience what a mature sexy woman like Natalie is capable of.

https://naughtynsexy.com/talent/natalie/

**PriscillaM** · 04-18-20 10:52

Originally Posted by Barstool [View Original Post]

Blairesky from PD posted her pimps picture but took it down after realizing it.

Is he working also, LOL.

**Barstool** · 04-17-20 23:29

Blairesky from PD posted her pimps picture but took it down after realizing it.

**PriscillaM** · 04-16-20 13:19

This girl is in town and OMG, her pussy smells like an open wound on a great white shark after eating a group of corona virus corpses.

https://switter.at/@Macyrae

The pics other than the tat on her back are not her, at least not the girl I saw. She is in town in la now. She is usually in Vegas.

I guess Vegas is a wrap so a lot of gnarly girls are here.

In any event, she is this white dyed blonde piece of trailer trash. She is not GFE but is an OK fuck. She does not let you go on her bed, the time I saw her I was relegated to stand up doggie and due to the position but mostly her pussy smelled so bad my dog would not even sniff it. So I went downward mish and pumped a load.

Really though, that pussy smell is just horrid can we get the CDC to do pussy distancing?

**Tomatillo** · 04-16-20 02:45

Originally Posted by Golfwang12 [View Original Post]

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/818-794...76237-39479406

Anyone familiar or been to these 140/160 agencies in the valley? Thinking of trying it out, are the girls decent looking? I know the photos aren't real for the most part but they respond and give me a hotel / apartment to meet them at. Any response would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

Don't bother with any agency in the valley. The only good ones used to be in Studio City and Woodland Hills but they are long gones. They are worse than the MP's.

**Tomatillo** · 04-16-20 02:42

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

Once they stopped allowing mongers to write detailed reviews on acts I pretty much stop logging on. I do once in awhile just to see who is there.

Haven't had a good experience with any girl from PD since it's like upsell central there. Some of the girls are incredibly hot but they bait you into having a session that they claim includes everything yet it ends up being a rub and tub one with an endless amount of upcharges. I wouldn't waste your time!

**Tomatillo** · 04-16-20 02:39

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

This chick in SF is charging ridiculous amount of $$ just for cell call, video and pics.

https://twitter.com/Olive_Oren/statu...415233/photo/3

https://twitter.com/olive_oren?lang=en

Her sessions are great if you like the fantasy of fucking one of your daughters friends which is why she appeals to silicon valley types that have unlimited disposable incomes. Slim, pretty and quite intelligent. Epitomy of the GND GFE type but for the amount she charges, I'd rather see a Porn Starlet at that price or a hot Eastern Euro Girl for half that!

**AppleSauce87** · 04-16-20 02:25

I messed up by not reading the reviews properly, damn they had all the information I needed and I could've easily avoided. Despite the limitation info, there's still so much ridiculously overhyped reviews there on PD.

**AppleSauce87** · 04-16-20 02:23

Why do some women on PD have so many good reviews? Saw this one girl, she had rules that I've never had anyone tell me before but it was alright. I gave an unenthusiastic 5 star review just cause the stuff is public. Some of the other dudes are fucking drooling in the reviews for subpar performance, I don't understand? Just cause she has boob implants, long hair, and knows how to do makeup decently? Man idk.