News and Media Reports

**Mpduration** · 05-06-20 23:48

https://wjla.com/news/local/golf-ten...ay-in-maryland

SO instead of saying your are going on a long walk (to sneak to incall, if your lucky to live in walking distance), you can use other excuses.

1. I am going to play golf.

2. I am going fishing.

3. I am going to play tennis.

4. I am going to the beach or a state park.

5. I am going boating.

You can also sneak out and say you are going to the doctors or dentist.

**SteveStone123** · 05-06-20 01:00

Oregon strip club offers drive-thru and delivery entertainment.

For $30, patrons gain access to a drive-thru stripper pole where you get food and a "show. ".

https://cbs12.com/news/offbeat/orego...-entertainment

**Ginger Man** · 04-30-20 12:05

Sorry for the pop up ads, but we need to know this!

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/fashion-...werve-21813064

I say good!

**Alasqano** · 04-25-20 11:07

https://www.washingtonpost.com/healt...oung-patients/

**Hovito** · 04-18-20 23:55

Originally Posted by SteveStone123 [View Original Post]

Some landlords are taking advantage of the coronavirus outbreak, soliciting sexual favors in lieu of rent payments from economically vulnerable tenants, according to advocates.

This is probably working
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...cates-n1186416

This is probably going on. LOL.

**SteveStone123** · 04-18-20 23:10

Some landlords are taking advantage of the coronavirus outbreak, soliciting sexual favors in lieu of rent payments from economically vulnerable tenants, according to advocates.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...cates-n1186416

**Duuuuuuude** · 04-16-20 17:47

According to tonight's news, the City Police Commissioner has told officers to ease up on arrests for low-level crimes. See attached:

**Shinshi** · 03-30-20 22:10

Originally Posted by Alasqano [View Original Post]

https://governor.maryland.gov/2020/0...ctive-tonight/

Yup, saw this mentioned in an emergency text that went out while grabbing last-minute stuff from the grocer.

Also happened at the same time I was watching an entertaining fight break out in the checkout line. People losing their damn minds in this apocalypse!

**Alasqano** · 03-30-20 21:05

https://governor.maryland.gov/2020/0...ctive-tonight/

**JRed89** · 03-28-20 13:18

Originally Posted by Mpduration [View Original Post]

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/cov...osterone-study

Well who wouldn't trust an article from Tyler Durden. (Imitates Jimmy from South Park) I mean come on.

**Jack Knauf** · 03-23-20 02:18

A less than reputable news source. The bra hanging in the logo kinda sez it all.

**Shinshi** · 03-22-20 20:03

Well, either we're all extras from Plague Inc, or the Umbrella Corporation is plotting our demise. Dunno which is worse!

Side note: I've always believed that if an actual zombie apocalypse were to occur, we'd be perfectly fine if the undead were of the slow, shuffling variety. But if they're the sprinting, 28 Days Later-type, Usain Bolt? Yeah, the world would be screwed.

**Curtisbay** · 03-22-20 18:50

Originally Posted by Dobson [View Original Post]

No time for this.

Dobson.

Watch lots of television!

**HughJerkman** · 03-22-20 17:14

Originally Posted by Mpduration [View Original Post]

From reading the articles below the bio folks did research on this virus and made it into weapon. This is going to be far worse than people imagine. It is very contiguous and was designed to be that way from the lab work they did. Just going into a room with an infected person can get one exposed to the virus. Apparently it can float in the air for 3 hours in a room.

People are so fuc. G stupid. Contagious = Contiguous?

**Dobson** · 03-22-20 16:15

Originally Posted by Alasqano [View Original Post]

Let's not spread misinformation. The virus did not originate in a lab.

Additional Sources:

* https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/03/200317175442.htm

* https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/the-new-coronavirus-was-not-genetically-engineered-study-shows

* https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/20/21187983/debunk-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories-how-to-covid-19-news-science

No time for this.

Dobson.