Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 03-06-20 16:45

Vivian, my treasure from 6283 was back in town from NY and after a a quick back and forth via text I got her new location near Little River Trnpk. A similar set up in somewhat dingy location on the 2nd floor I made my way up the stairs and was let in by the marvelous Vivian. She has cute curly hair, a little bit of meat on the tummy but if it weren't for that I'd say she'd have a spinner body. She's got a juicy pair of Ds, and bright red lipstick that looks oh so good until she smiles (she's a smoker and her teeth suffer for it) but who cares I ain't here to talk dental hygiene. I normally skip the massage (even tho she gives a good one) and usually skip to the fun but since I could tell it was a slow day I decided to get a nice 30 minute muscle rub before I rubbed my muscle vigorously into her. Covered of course which she provides. CBJ and CFS are offered and welcome. 6 for the hour and $. 2 for the tip.

I definitely see that the whole corona issue has slowed business tremendously, but hey I'm like the rat king. I flourish in these times. No waits, no rushing, no shorted time, no arguments over $, the pick of the litter. Boys this is paradise!

**Start2** · 03-06-20 12:41

Originally Posted by Backrub321 [View Original Post]

Based on the review, I paid a visit. I think we saw the same gal. She's skinny without her bolt-ons and pushing 50. Lots of other reconstructive work above the neck and not my type at all. Crap massage. . 6 + . 8 at standard rates (HHR + nude CBJ). Nice place, decent TS, but will not return. I prefer a better massage.

Made another return visit to see Sophia when a new manager opened the door. My first thought was that I wanted to bang her. Probably a "spinner". -. -. - 20 years ago.

As we walked to the room I did a quick mental comparison but ultimately decided to request Sophia. Unfortunately she wasn't here today. In that case how about you! She declined and offered to get someone else. I declined as I already had backup options at other places. Then she offered me a lineup. How could I refuse! The Cornovirus must be having a impact. Haven't had a lineup since DC days. So Tweedledee and Tweedledum-dumb show up. I decline and the manager finally acquiesced. Mission Accomplished!

**HornedLaw** · 03-06-20 12:35

Originally Posted by JustaNon75 [View Original Post]

I appreciate that you are trying to cover your tracks, you must be new to the hobby. (Not a criticism, just an observation, we've all been in your shoes when entering the hobby).

Here's my advice. Go pick up a burner phone and pay cash. You can register it at a public library on one of their internet stations or sit outside a McDonald's with free internet. Reload the phone at various 7-11's, also paying cash. Once you have to burner phone activated you can call and text the providers.

You don't really have to be that clandestine with almost spy-thriller like secrecy to enjoy this hobby. Most of the Thai providers are actual CMT's with Virginia licenses. It's not illegal to get a massage.

You can also use Google Voice and generate an extra phone number if you don't want any providers having your number, much cheaper than picking up a burner. And for people like myself, I don't have to explain to my partner why I have a burner phone.

**K C Lawrence** · 03-06-20 12:07

Hello my DMV brothers.

I will be returning to your neck of the woods this weekend for work stuff.

Could someone please let me know if Coco / Linda is still at Angels or King or have we lost track of her completely.

Lived in DC for several years Coco one of my atf I have seen her more times then I can count.

I am a senior member! Been on platform also longer then I can remember.

Thanks my brothers looking forward to this trip just because I get visit Coco, if I can pin her down.

**JustaNon75** · 03-06-20 08:30

Originally Posted by RogerQuack [View Original Post]

I was wondering if she has a proton mail email address. I'd like to schedule but I will only use proton mail to do that!

Any assist would be great!

I appreciate that you are trying to cover your tracks, you must be new to the hobby. (Not a criticism, just an observation, we've all been in your shoes when entering the hobby).

Here's my advice. Go pick up a burner phone and pay cash. You can register it at a public library on one of their internet stations or sit outside a McDonald's with free internet. Reload the phone at various 7-11's, also paying cash. Once you have to burner phone activated you can call and text the providers.

You don't really have to be that clandestine with almost spy-thriller like secrecy to enjoy this hobby. Most of the Thai providers are actual CMT's with Virginia licenses. It's not illegal to get a massage.

**WitchDoc99** · 03-05-20 23:00

Originally Posted by OldManInVa [View Original Post]

I think $100 for a BJ isn't outrageous. Anything more than that is approaching the $140 I understand to be a FS rate. I don't want FS and there seems to be little discount for just a BJ. I know some guys have posted $80 as a standard price. I don't like to stress out over negotiations.

I just go down and search on page for only bjs. Nice sloppy one for $40 just bjs. In rt1 and Woodbridge across (ugly hotel) by the tacos place.

**WitchDoc99** · 03-05-20 20:03

Originally Posted by Freddy35 [View Original Post]

I just got back from my third visit there. I saw Hannah the last two times and she is wonderful. She does a great massage. Not as deep as some of the powerhouses out there but she definitely finds the knotty spots and works her way in there. She is trim with a small (probably A) top and cute by my tastes.

I am not pushy and I left with a smile on my face and some OTC roaming this time.

She says that business is way down due to the corona virus scare so I thought I would post a positive review and help her out. Treat her well, she is a very sweet lady.

A fee and some more details could be nice.

**Freddy35** · 03-05-20 15:03

I just got back from my third visit there. I saw Hannah the last two times and she is wonderful. She does a great massage. Not as deep as some of the powerhouses out there but she definitely finds the knotty spots and works her way in there. She is trim with a small (probably A) top and cute by my tastes.

I am not pushy and I left with a smile on my face and some OTC roaming this time.

She says that business is way down due to the corona virus scare so I thought I would post a positive review and help her out. Treat her well, she is a very sweet lady.

**Mustang946** · 03-05-20 12:18

Originally Posted by AvidManDc [View Original Post]

Hi all. Love the reviews here. I see 2 acronyms that crop up and I was wondering if someone could help define them? QQ and GPS. Any help is appreciated!

QQ is the name of two separate AMPs and GPS is golden pussy syndrome where a provider has an inflated opinion of her services and worth.

**Mustang946** · 03-05-20 12:15

Originally Posted by RogerQuack [View Original Post]

I was wondering if she has a proton mail email address. I'd like to schedule but I will only use proton mail to do that!

Any assist would be great!

This sounds like that Home Advisor commercial where the neighbor wants his neighbor to get estimates and make the appointment.

**JmSuttr** · 03-05-20 11:11

Originally Posted by RogerQuack [View Original Post]

I was wondering if she has a proton mail email address. I'd like to schedule but I will only use proton mail to do that!

Any assist would be great!

The majority of Thai masseuses schedule primarily via text.

**AvidManDc** · 03-05-20 08:18

Hi all. Love the reviews here. I see 2 acronyms that crop up and I was wondering if someone could help define them? QQ and GPS. Any help is appreciated!

**RogerQuack** · 03-04-20 21:34

Originally Posted by Tophat31 [View Original Post]

I suggest Candy who is well reviewed on this board. Probably the best quality massage by far and nice HE, no FS. She is located in a condo in tysons. She leaves Monday next week.

I was wondering if she has a proton mail email address. I'd like to schedule but I will only use proton mail to do that!

Any assist would be great!

**OldManInVa** · 03-04-20 18:15

I was in the area for work yesterday and dropped in to Best in Chantilly. I was met by Sue at the door and was pleasantly surprised. She is probably in her early 40's but filled out her low cut dress pretty well. The table shower was pleasant and thorough. The massage started and included a fairly lengthy walk on my back. I was feeling pretty good on the flip. She asked what I wanted and she initially indicated I didn't bring enough for a test of her oral presentation skills. We agreed to $100 for full body contact and a HJ but shorty after disrobing and letting me enjoy her nice tits and shapely ass, she agreed to a CBJ but warned me it would cost more next time. She also told me to bring my own hat. I was very impressed by her skills and the attention she gave the boys. I will be going back. I was almost hesitant to post this for fear she might get too popular.

OldMan.

**HornedLaw** · 03-04-20 17:55

Took the plunge for the first time this week. Visited Wed Spa in Vienna. I realize in hindsight that this is the location that other mongers have had cleanliness problems with. Thankfully I didn't experience anything like that but then again I didn't break out my blacklight.

I paid the house fee for the hour and was seen by Mina, who I think was the only one working that night. Definitely very petite, you're not getting anything top or bottom here, but cute face and she's very kind. The massage was lackluster before the flip. After the flip she did the feather touching thing, felt pretty nice actually. She asked what I wanted with hand motions. I asked if she could rub my neck before anything else, as I had a legitimate need to have my neck worked on. She pulled up a chair and went at it for a while, working the neck from top to bottom, side to side, pretty nicely actually.

She asked how much I'd be tipping. I figured with the house of only $ . 6 that I would give her the same for a standard NOVA ending. I probably over paid for this, but she was very attentive and slow, not rushing anything. So I personally felt that she spent that extra time because of the extra tip. There was more on the menu but I didn't want to partake. I think next time I'll go to the next complex over to 3 x7 where I can see what the fuss about a TS is all about.

Thanks for this awesome resource, definitely been informative.

HL.