Massage Parlor Reports

**WitchDoc99** · 02-09-20 14:51

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

Thanks for this story creeping. Freaking hilarious.

I might take one for the team, I already know to take some lettuce and toast. Voila! Tuna sandwich. I'll report back.

**RyanHarvey** · 02-09-20 13:24

Finally got a chance to see Jessie at ST. When I arrived I was greeted by another provider who led me to my room. I've never had this happen before and I should've thought more into it. Once I sat down and undressed I ended up waiting 5-10 minutes for Jessie to show up. I could hear a few people shuffling around outside the door. This isn't normal ST behavior so I'm guessing they were having an off day. Once Jessie came in she was indeed very cute with a great body. She told me it was a hectic day and apologized for the wait. I love her look but honestly we just didn't click. Before we started she asked me what I was looking for and we agreed to FS and BBBJ. It was weird talking about it before the session started and was actually a turn off. I felt like by the time the physical action started we were down to 15 minutes. She gave me a so-so BBBJ and told me her wisdom teeth were bothering here. Once I covered up she realized she forgot the lube. Between that and the BBBJ I couldn't really get it up or keep it up. I tried a few positions but it wasn't happening, I eventually bust inside of her doggie but it was nothing to write home about.

Jessie is a sweet girl and I think I just caught her on a bad day. Total damage was $120 for the house and $120 for her.

**Bubba James** · 02-09-20 12:24

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

Hands of mouth? If latter, c or bb?

She is hands only. Seems to be new to this I think there is more to be had on second visit.

**Yoyo Spa** · 02-09-20 02:31

Originally Posted by BubbaJames [View Original Post]

I saw her this week. She has her own place in Tysons. The pics are real she is hot with amazing tits. The condo is new small and empt. The room was a little bright. She does not do much massage but she gets naked you can play but no fiv. I asked for full she said no LOL. She did milk me dry. It is worth the experience.

My personal theory is that a milking table is going to mean a fake BJ. Unless I saw it dripping down her chin I would be dubious. But I'm happy to be completely wrong about this.

**Mdubya** · 02-08-20 23:20

Originally Posted by Rhinopole [View Original Post]

It would be even funnier if she'd sat on your face. LOL.

I was thinking the same thing. Tuna melt LOL.

**Rhinopole** · 02-08-20 12:13

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

Thanks for this story creeping. Freaking hilarious.

It would be even funnier if she'd sat on your face. LOL.

**Mdubya** · 02-08-20 09:42

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

Stopped in for. 5 hour, paid the 40 house and drew Sasha, maybe mid 20's, had a baby belly but she was kinda cute. Massage was just ok, allowed me to OTC but at one point let me put my hands down her pants to squeeze her ass. I tipped 60 and she took off her clothes, let me suck her med size tits with odd looking black nips, not brown but they looked like small burnt bagels! I offered a Benjamin for FS but she was adamant about using only hands, no mouth, nothing other than hands. Tipped the 60, she gave a lightly oiled HE, I sucked her tits and had 1 hand down her pants. She was panting and trying to be quiet. I slid a finger in her kitty and she was soaking wet, creamy, and tight! She whispered she wanted fuck but couldn't or she would lose her job. I blew a nut from the HJ, she cleaned me up with a hot towel and I left. I got in my car, turned up the heat and was like WTF is that smell? Shit smelled like crotch rot tuna, yep, I smelled my finger and nearly puked. Fishy AF, I was grossed out!! Yuck!! LOL.

Creepin.

Thanks for this story creeping. Freaking hilarious.

**Serpico99** · 02-07-20 19:11

I hit up Healing Therapy in Woodbridge. I have been here four times and I always see Lee. Middle age Korean that carriers her age and body well. It's 50 for 30 minutes and 80 for the hour, no TS but they do have a stand-up self serve shower. Good massage followed up by some playing. She likes the gently holding and caressing type of play (if she is attracted to you). NoVa standard plus, Not Greenbelt, MD type of services but I always enjoy my time with her. Since I'm an ass man, I always worship her ass. I'm itching to try some of the other providers there.

After blowing my load in Woodbridge, I felt adventurous and hit up a Chinese spot in Manassas, next to the post office (not the complex that has two other Chinese AMPs on either end of the complex). It's 40 for 30 minutes and 60 for an hour. I took the 30 min option. I have been here a couple times before; once I got noVa standard (after some prodding) and the other time I didn't get anything except a good legit massage. I rolled the dice and stopped by. The provider was not really a looker but I said what the hell, let's see where this goes. While face down she does a good medium massage and really oiled up my ass and massaging my ball sack, asking me softly if that felt good. When I turned over, she massaged around the groin area so I had to guide her hand to my member. She stopped and said she didn't want to get into trouble and was hesitant to do noVa standard. I gently prodded her and told her I'll keep quiet and after some playful hesitation on her part, she was able to do a few minutes edging and teasing before I blew my load. I'm not sure why she thinks massaging my ball sack won't get her in trouble but stroking the shaft will? LMAO I likely won't go back. I just felt adventurous to see if this place has changed.

**Creeping** · 02-07-20 18:33

Stopped in for. 5 hour, paid the 40 house and drew Sasha, maybe mid 20's, had a baby belly but she was kinda cute. Massage was just ok, allowed me to OTC but at one point let me put my hands down her pants to squeeze her ass. I tipped 60 and she took off her clothes, let me suck her med size tits with odd looking black nips, not brown but they looked like small burnt bagels! I offered a Benjamin for FS but she was adamant about using only hands, no mouth, nothing other than hands. Tipped the 60, she gave a lightly oiled HE, I sucked her tits and had 1 hand down her pants. She was panting and trying to be quiet. I slid a finger in her kitty and she was soaking wet, creamy, and tight! She whispered she wanted fuck but couldn't or she would lose her job. I blew a nut from the HJ, she cleaned me up with a hot towel and I left. I got in my car, turned up the heat and was like WTF is that smell? Shit smelled like crotch rot tuna, yep, I smelled my finger and nearly puked. Fishy AF, I was grossed out!! Yuck!! LOL.

Creepin.

**Rex66** · 02-07-20 16:55

Hey all,

Haven't posted in a while but have a few tales to tell.

I can't find Nikki in Fairfax's most recent ad but the other stories of a buxom thai woman are real. Had a HH visit, she was pleasant and greeted me a night gown. Great massage and took the top off unleashing them and allowed for some nice milking. Didn't press for further than a nova (I usually don't look for FS and just a massage with bonus). She is attractive for her age but I've been preferring slimmer. Probably won't repeat but positive experience. Offered shower before hand too. This was in the summer (sorry, late I know).

Then in the fall I visited one of those EUROPEAN BEAUTIES you see on Eros. https://massage.eros.com/washington_...112.htm?cat=83.

That was the ad I contacted and messaged. It's in a condo in pentagon city very close to Crystal city. HOWEVER, tho I reached out to Carrie, I was greeted by Linda instead.

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...440.htm?cat=83

Very accurate photos and one of them was taken in the same room as the massage. Nice massage table near an inflatable bed for b2 b, but I only opted for massage. Which I regret because she kept nearly everything on. Wanted more to undress: Okay massage, nice finish. She's hot and I expect this is much what a pv experience is like.

Next in late fall was Angel therapy, her name started with an S. Older Asian but cute anyways. Her personality was the best part. HH was. 8 and tipped. 4, not very worth it imo but the banter and hospitality was appreciated. Ts was good time and she let me mmilk her b cups. On the fence to bother visiting again but it wasn't the worst.

Most recently was papaya, used to be bky. I got there an hour before closing and thought it was going to be a bust. Greeted by Lauren. Old but very cute with a nice top and some slim legs. Petite with some baby fat on the belly. She was definitely very pretty when she was younger but she was still better looking than maybe 60 percent of the masseuses I've seen at nova AMPs (unfortunately). HH was 60, I had to ask for the tableshower. She was hesitant due to it being HH but she obliged. Very nice and playful. Then in the room she covered me in real warm towels (great after the shower) walked on my back, then took it off and started the teasing. She took off her shirt without mentioning and started some tongue work while I laid. Even guided my hand to her. Unfortunately, I only brought so much so I didn't push it but the menu seemed very there. Ended with a nova. Cleaned up then gave me some more stretches while she sat on the table with me to finish the HH. Helped me dress and was very pleasant. Tipped 45. She works Tuesdays and Wednesdays and I'd def go back in a pinch. This was this past Tuesday. Also, when she asked if I had been there before I said yes and mentioned how it used to be bky and that really put her on ease.

I really wish I could have the gaurentee of a petite slim tight provider to have a good dream with but each AMP feels like a crapshoot. I'm still inclined to try because of the massage and table Shower but been holding off more and more. If any one knows any tiny providers who they can vouch for please lmk.

Thanks.

**SonChi** · 02-07-20 14:09

Originally Posted by BubbaJames [View Original Post]

I saw her this week. She has her own place in Tysons. The pics are real she is hot with amazing tits. The condo is new small and empt. The room was a little bright. She does not do much massage but she gets naked you can play but no fiv. I asked for full she said no LOL. She did milk me dry. It is worth the experience.

Hands of mouth? If latter, c or bb?

**TheOuroboros** · 02-07-20 13:28

I've discussed 6283 Franconia before. This place is best described as a crapshoot pretending to be an AMP.

You can get a decent massage here but they seem to understand what you're there for if you tell them it ain't your first rodeo.

YMMV, as I've had good times and bad times since the staff changes frequently depending on who you get.

Today I saw a fair middle age Chinese chick named snow. She's not necessarily chubby but not a spinner. She's got what I like to call belly flab and being a big guy myself I don't mind ladies with fat on their bones. So needless to say junior was ready for action and maybe it's this iceless winter we're having but I didn't mind my chance to jump in and play in the snow.

It took some convincing but for the right coin and paying the "cover" charge I got to experience the full menu.

It was a good time and it will cost you more or less the same as a crapshoot in NoVA. . 5 for the half hour fee and $ for the tip.

If you want quick and easy and don't mind rolling the dice this is an easy place to chill.

**JmSuttr** · 02-07-20 12:17

Originally Posted by GBO2019 [View Original Post]

If you've been in this game long enough, you know exactly what's legit and what's not. The only exception is in California and Colorado, where even CAMPs are full service.

For me it's simple- I speak Korean to them. Rare is the day where a Korean parlor is not FS. Rare.

As someone who has been "in this game" for the better part of 30 years, including CA, CO, the rest of the US and overseas, it's been my experience that what should be obvious (to clients) all too often is not.

As a lover of all types of massage, I have countless stories told to me by masseuses (legit and otherwise) about clients who don't have a clue as to what kind of massage place they're actually patronizing. Where this is particularly problematic is with legit spas, Asian or otherwise, in which the clueless client demands services that were never on the menu and then makes a scene, and often exits without leaving an appropriate tip.

What's great about this forum is that it provides the kind of info and intel that helps avoid such misunderstandings. But that only happens if mongers do their homework.

**PilotAviator** · 02-07-20 09:51

Originally Posted by Coaster42 [View Original Post]

While I cannot comment on KK's shaving skills I know she is most liked on this board. Her name along with Tara and Nalee are commonly mentioned as some of the best masseuses. I find Nalee to provide a good solid massage. Then, after a year of delays I final saw KK. Why did I wait?

KK provided a massage like no other. Every bit of you is relaxed. Her technique, in my experience, has no equal. The hot stones, amazing. I was actually slightly sad when the flip came. But was there a rush, nope. The great massage continued. Then the standard NVA ending. KK was also easy to talk with. She recommended seeing Tara as well when she comes back and someone named Lucy who I am not familiar with. Overall just an A+ experience if a great massage is what you seek.

KK provides an excellent experience in all areas of personal grooming / manscaping. I had a session this week with waxing (and she even cleaned up my feet). The massage was truly excellent -- deep tissue as deep as you like / can stand. Fully kitted studio in a beautiful TH / APT. Parking sometimes not as convenient as other times. Worth every penny -- standard tips.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Bubba James** · 02-07-20 07:33

Originally Posted by Snoop1234 [View Original Post]

Gut instinct tells me this can't be real. Searched for reviews or anything and came up empty. I would love to see a milking table provider just for the experience. This one looks TGTBT.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/1790546

I saw her this week. She has her own place in Tysons. The pics are real she is hot with amazing tits. The condo is new small and empt. The room was a little bright. She does not do much massage but she gets naked you can play but no fiv. I asked for full she said no LOL. She did milk me dry. It is worth the experience.