Massage Parlor Reports

**Rex66** · 02-07-20 16:55

Hey all,

Haven't posted in a while but have a few tales to tell.

I can't find Nikki in Fairfax's most recent ad but the other stories of a buxom thai woman are real. Had a HH visit, she was pleasant and greeted me a night gown. Great massage and took the top off unleashing them and allowed for some nice milking. Didn't press for further than a nova (I usually don't look for FS and just a massage with bonus). She is attractive for her age but I've been preferring slimmer. Probably won't repeat but positive experience. Offered shower before hand too. This was in the summer (sorry, late I know).

Then in the fall I visited one of those EUROPEAN BEAUTIES you see on Eros. https://massage.eros.com/washington_...112.htm?cat=83.

That was the ad I contacted and messaged. It's in a condo in pentagon city very close to Crystal city. HOWEVER, tho I reached out to Carrie, I was greeted by Linda instead.

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...440.htm?cat=83

Very accurate photos and one of them was taken in the same room as the massage. Nice massage table near an inflatable bed for b2 b, but I only opted for massage. Which I regret because she kept nearly everything on. Wanted more to undress: Okay massage, nice finish. She's hot and I expect this is much what a pv experience is like.

Next in late fall was Angel therapy, her name started with an S. Older Asian but cute anyways. Her personality was the best part. HH was. 8 and tipped. 4, not very worth it imo but the banter and hospitality was appreciated. Ts was good time and she let me mmilk her b cups. On the fence to bother visiting again but it wasn't the worst.

Most recently was papaya, used to be bky. I got there an hour before closing and thought it was going to be a bust. Greeted by Lauren. Old but very cute with a nice top and some slim legs. Petite with some baby fat on the belly. She was definitely very pretty when she was younger but she was still better looking than maybe 60 percent of the masseuses I've seen at nova AMPs (unfortunately). HH was 60, I had to ask for the tableshower. She was hesitant due to it being HH but she obliged. Very nice and playful. Then in the room she covered me in real warm towels (great after the shower) walked on my back, then took it off and started the teasing. She took off her shirt without mentioning and started some tongue work while I laid. Even guided my hand to her. Unfortunately, I only brought so much so I didn't push it but the menu seemed very there. Ended with a nova. Cleaned up then gave me some more stretches while she sat on the table with me to finish the HH. Helped me dress and was very pleasant. Tipped 45. She works Tuesdays and Wednesdays and I'd def go back in a pinch. This was this past Tuesday. Also, when she asked if I had been there before I said yes and mentioned how it used to be bky and that really put her on ease.

I really wish I could have the gaurentee of a petite slim tight provider to have a good dream with but each AMP feels like a crapshoot. I'm still inclined to try because of the massage and table Shower but been holding off more and more. If any one knows any tiny providers who they can vouch for please lmk.

Thanks.

**SonChi** · 02-07-20 14:09

Originally Posted by BubbaJames [View Original Post]

I saw her this week. She has her own place in Tysons. The pics are real she is hot with amazing tits. The condo is new small and empt. The room was a little bright. She does not do much massage but she gets naked you can play but no fiv. I asked for full she said no LOL. She did milk me dry. It is worth the experience.

Hands of mouth? If latter, c or bb?

**TheOuroboros** · 02-07-20 13:28

I've discussed 6283 Franconia before. This place is best described as a crapshoot pretending to be an AMP.

You can get a decent massage here but they seem to understand what you're there for if you tell them it ain't your first rodeo.

YMMV, as I've had good times and bad times since the staff changes frequently depending on who you get.

Today I saw a fair middle age Chinese chick named snow. She's not necessarily chubby but not a spinner. She's got what I like to call belly flab and being a big guy myself I don't mind ladies with fat on their bones. So needless to say junior was ready for action and maybe it's this iceless winter we're having but I didn't mind my chance to jump in and play in the snow.

It took some convincing but for the right coin and paying the "cover" charge I got to experience the full menu.

It was a good time and it will cost you more or less the same as a crapshoot in NoVA. . 5 for the half hour fee and $ for the tip.

If you want quick and easy and don't mind rolling the dice this is an easy place to chill.

**JmSuttr** · 02-07-20 12:17

Originally Posted by GBO2019 [View Original Post]

If you've been in this game long enough, you know exactly what's legit and what's not. The only exception is in California and Colorado, where even CAMPs are full service.

For me it's simple- I speak Korean to them. Rare is the day where a Korean parlor is not FS. Rare.

As someone who has been "in this game" for the better part of 30 years, including CA, CO, the rest of the US and overseas, it's been my experience that what should be obvious (to clients) all too often is not.

As a lover of all types of massage, I have countless stories told to me by masseuses (legit and otherwise) about clients who don't have a clue as to what kind of massage place they're actually patronizing. Where this is particularly problematic is with legit spas, Asian or otherwise, in which the clueless client demands services that were never on the menu and then makes a scene, and often exits without leaving an appropriate tip.

What's great about this forum is that it provides the kind of info and intel that helps avoid such misunderstandings. But that only happens if mongers do their homework.

**PilotAviator** · 02-07-20 09:51

Originally Posted by Coaster42 [View Original Post]

While I cannot comment on KK's shaving skills I know she is most liked on this board. Her name along with Tara and Nalee are commonly mentioned as some of the best masseuses. I find Nalee to provide a good solid massage. Then, after a year of delays I final saw KK. Why did I wait?

KK provided a massage like no other. Every bit of you is relaxed. Her technique, in my experience, has no equal. The hot stones, amazing. I was actually slightly sad when the flip came. But was there a rush, nope. The great massage continued. Then the standard NVA ending. KK was also easy to talk with. She recommended seeing Tara as well when she comes back and someone named Lucy who I am not familiar with. Overall just an A+ experience if a great massage is what you seek.

KK provides an excellent experience in all areas of personal grooming / manscaping. I had a session this week with waxing (and she even cleaned up my feet). The massage was truly excellent -- deep tissue as deep as you like / can stand. Fully kitted studio in a beautiful TH / APT. Parking sometimes not as convenient as other times. Worth every penny -- standard tips.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Bubba James** · 02-07-20 07:33

Originally Posted by Snoop1234 [View Original Post]

Gut instinct tells me this can't be real. Searched for reviews or anything and came up empty. I would love to see a milking table provider just for the experience. This one looks TGTBT.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/1790546

I saw her this week. She has her own place in Tysons. The pics are real she is hot with amazing tits. The condo is new small and empt. The room was a little bright. She does not do much massage but she gets naked you can play but no fiv. I asked for full she said no LOL. She did milk me dry. It is worth the experience.

**GBO2019** · 02-06-20 21:49

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

While it's certainly possible, depending on the personal connection and other YMMV factors, to get a HE from an individual masseuse at a fully legit MP, the most important point to remember is that you can NEVER expect or demand one. There have been a lot of posts in the past from mongers who get a massage from a legit spa and then make a fuss when they don't get anything extra and walk out without leaving a tip.

I can't speak for others but before I ever walk into an MP I'm already 99% sure whether or not extras are available. Forum reports, where they advertise, and the physical characteristics of the spa are all part of the calculation. If, for whatever reason, I'm not sure, then I treat it as a fully legit spa and my mindset is to enjoy a nice massage and leave an appropriate (usually 20%) tip. If something during the massage happens that makes me think more is possible, I'll certainly "go with the flow" without being pushy.

So, for FF and other fully legit spas, my suggestion is to expect nothing more than a professional massage. If a pleasant surprise happens, that's great. But it would be a mistake to think other masseuses at that spa will also do HE or even that the same masseuse will do it on future visits. At a fully legit spa she is literally risking her job if she does.

If you've been in this game long enough, you know exactly what's legit and what's not. The only exception is in California and Colorado, where even CAMPs are full service.

For me it's simple- I speak Korean to them. Rare is the day where a Korean parlor is not FS. Rare.

**Kijimuna** · 02-05-20 22:49

Originally Posted by Latinalova [View Original Post]

Cop cars on both sides of complex. And did not see any lights on in the place. Seems like this place got busted.

No surprise honestly.

**Latinalova** · 02-05-20 18:46

Cop cars on both sides of complex. And did not see any lights on in the place. Seems like this place got busted.

**SkipHop** · 02-05-20 18:08

Bluegems.

Lillie decent gnd looks with lots of tats. She has some cut scars on her legs as well. Pretty decent body and butt, not really a tight package or fit but not bad. No extras asked or offered. No kissing whatsoever and she positions herself so you can't touch much if at all. Panties came off but she was hesitant. Would not recommend.

Aria was worse. Bad teeth and completely uninterested. Decent smallish body, think Angela from the office but younger. Not a hot face. Not recommending her either.

ST.

Sasha hot Russian milfy girl. Face shows some age but she used to be hot. Nice body with great tits and ass but she's restrictive on any heavy petting. Panties stay on. Would recommend for a nice HE but there's not enough to go back more than once or twice.

**Mandane** · 02-05-20 11:58

Noticed that Shirlington Therapy is advertising that they are under new management - https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9403511.html and https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/shir...-0010-16609881.

That's sometimes an indication that there was a bust necessitating a change. I got curious so I found out where the crime reports were online and did a bit of research. Sure enough it looks like they were busted right after Thanksgiving. I couldn't link to the data, but you can find it online if you set your filters correctly. Arlington and Alexandria crime data is online via. https://communitycrimemap.com/?address=Arlington, VA.

There were a few other "keeping a bawdy house" (hotel prostitution) bust in December as well so it looks like LE was on a bit of a holiday bust spree there. Nothing like that in January, so it looks to have stopped.

**NotTheOne** · 02-05-20 00:18

Originally Posted by Trab01 [View Original Post]

Hola Gents,

Late post. Stopped by healing on Sunday during the big game. As iexpected it was pretty dead. Greeted by 30's maybe early 40's provider. Asked her name in the room at least three times then gave up because it was just awkward then Haha. Cat, kate? Little bit if a pronunciation issue. I'd say about 6 or 7 four her age. Thin frame. Not too bad. Paid for 30 min. Decent massage with no indication of anything before the flip, iwas almost disappointed. But she asked before the flip tHEn iwas feeling better. Not bad, but not really great. . 40 tip. Any insight to top heavy providers in / near wbridge? Pm if necessary.

Yo my man.

There's a few around. Both offer FS in my experience within last year.

Tokyo in Woodbridge. Old name at least I think. Off old bridge. Saw blue there before. Big fakies but good for 40-45. Took a beating well. Massage was always a joke there.

Oasis in Dumfries. Not old raspy lady anymore. Like 40's lady with fakes and a flat ass. Massage ehhhhh but full service available and near by.

**Trab01** · 02-05-20 00:08

Hola Gents,

Late post. Stopped by healing on Sunday during the big game. As iexpected it was pretty dead. Greeted by 30's maybe early 40's provider. Asked her name in the room at least three times then gave up because it was just awkward then Haha. Cat, kate? Little bit if a pronunciation issue. I'd say about 6 or 7 four her age. Thin frame. Not too bad. Paid for 30 min. Decent massage with no indication of anything before the flip, iwas almost disappointed. But she asked before the flip tHEn iwas feeling better. Not bad, but not really great. . 40 tip. Any insight to top heavy providers in / near wbridge? Pm if necessary.

**Barlon** · 02-04-20 22:02

Originally Posted by Gerzoomble [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her before? I can't find anything.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9596157.html

Just like the title says, you can check the board for her history. I also have a review on her but the joke around these parts is that her nickname is Asian meg from family guy so choose your thrill.

**JmSuttr** · 02-04-20 20:12

Originally Posted by Anchorsaway [View Original Post]

I ventured out of MOCO to try some NOVA action and randomly picked Deep Blue Spa off 123 in Vienna. It is in an office complex and their unit is not visible from the parking lot. It is an older facility and it looks like the spa had a recent coat of fresh paint.

I was greeted by Lisa, a forty something, OK looking, medium height and slender build. Her English was minimal and communication was a challenge. They advertise a table shower but it was not offered to me which was ok because I just took one an hour earlier. She led me to a large room where I stripped and hopped on the table. She left the door ajar after she came in which I thought was odd. I asked her why the door was cracked but she didn't understand what I was saying. At that point I am thinking WTF but I was going to go along. She gave me a average at best massage with a lot of teasing which was fun. She rubbed my sack with her fingers as she rubbed my A hole with her thumb. I thought maybe prostate massage was in my future. The room was cold and I asked her to turn up the heat which she did but it never really warmed up. I am an old fart who is a wimp when it comes to cold weather. On the flip I did notice that she did end up closing the door She pointed at Jr. Was trying to tell me something but I had no idea what she was saying. I made the HJ jester and she asked how much. She tried to move me beyond $40 which wasn't going to happened and so she agreed. There may be more on the menu but I am not sure.

This is a pretty weak review and either I was off my game or she was off her game or we both were off our game so I think others may want to give them a shot. She seemed to be a very nice lady and I hope they do well but the place didn't click for me. I did see another girl while I was there who was another 40 ish masseuse and very attractive.

As always YMMV!

One of the best things about USASG is the search feature. A quick search for "Vienna" would have been the kind of homework likely to pay positive dividends.