Massage Parlor Reports

**Seattle Dad** · 02-02-20 18:26

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

I saw what sounded like Kaykay or Kiki. Short, heavyset, stocky, black hair, maybe in her 40's or so.

She turned out to be horrible. Not flirty at all, no sensuality. She seemed to be in a bitchy mood the whole time. Her personality was the biggest turnoff, followed by her pudgy body type. I had to avoid looking at her gut and hairy underarms in order to focus. She didn't allow kissing the titties. Worst experience I've had in a long time.

I just stumbled across Rubmaps saying they are closed.

I am not sure that is accurate. I have seen their open sign on recently.

Anyone?

**Seattle Dad** · 02-02-20 18:24

I don't know why I find this so hot, but on a few occasions, I have seen ladies from Mid Roosevelt massage and Palace spa - 3 of them. Out walking before opening time along Ravenna. The first time, I was on foot and played dumb and said you look familiar to the 3 of them, and one explained in broken English they do massage and pointed up and down Roosevelt.

Later, I have been in my car and *really* wanted to see if one or more would jump in for a quick HE outside of the spas but did not attempt.

I may yet do that.

BTW: Both places are reliable HE and nothing else except for 1 stray lady at Palace who offers FS but is very hush hush about it. Sometimes. Other times she says "not today. ".

However, the exercisers all do very dutiful HE. Two are very cute.

**Marko Ramius** · 02-02-20 16:55

Originally Posted by Xalex69 [View Original Post]

I am new to this, but I think I found a massage parlor that is actually a brothel. The place doesn't have a website and everything is covered and when I called them, there was a old lady answering the phone that can barely speak English. What are the steps I need to be aware to make sure this isn't a sting and be traced if it does get taken down, and how do I ask for sex when I am in a private room?

Seriously, first off you have to realize that this activity is not a safe one and certainly not low-risk. If you do this long enough you can expect to have guns pointed at you, your car windshield bashed in, and possibly much worse.

Two things about stings and MPs: one is that LE has limited resources and can't do very many stings and can't do they ones they do for very long. If a shop has been in open operation for quite a while the odds that it is a sting go down quite a bit, and for a lot of shops the odds are for all practical purposes zero. Second, when LE runs a sting they aren't very patient, so if you get offered a blowjob or more right at the door you should politely explain that this isn't what you expected and excuse yourself. Let them spend some time washing (if there is a body shampoo) and massaging your body before asking about other activities. There is no way a lady cop is going to fondle your balls or wash your ass.

If you want extras, generally you are expected to be a man about it and tell them what you want. So once she has fondled your balls and rubbed her tits against your back you've got to take the next step and ask for it.

Do your research. Use this board and other boards to figure out where to go and what the procedure is.

Finally, just use your f*cking head. If something seems off or messed up it probably is. Don't ever hesitate to walk away, and don't ever hesitate to leave money behind. The amounts of money you might lose if you walk away are far smaller than legal fees or hospital costs might be.

**Member #6240** · 02-02-20 12:49

Originally Posted by Seattleik [View Original Post]

It took place in 2018 all Kent massage parlors shut down even said In the article, they just want other cities like Seattle to use the same method to shut them down since most are unlicensed and more keep on popping up haven't seen and AMP in Kent anymore since then.

I'm a moron Sorry for the wasted bandwidth.

**Jonderin** · 02-02-20 03:03

I saw what sounded like Kaykay or Kiki. Short, heavyset, stocky, black hair, maybe in her 40's or so.

She turned out to be horrible. Not flirty at all, no sensuality. She seemed to be in a bitchy mood the whole time. Her personality was the biggest turnoff, followed by her pudgy body type. I had to avoid looking at her gut and hairy underarms in order to focus. She didn't allow kissing the titties. Worst experience I've had in a long time.

**Xalex69** · 02-02-20 01:31

I am new to this, but I think I found a massage parlor that is actually a brothel. The place doesn't have a website and everything is covered and when I called them, there was a old lady answering the phone that can barely speak English. What are the steps I need to be aware to make sure this isn't a sting and be traced if it does get taken down, and how do I ask for sex when I am in a private room?

**Seattleik** · 02-01-20 16:12

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

Yesterday.

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article...8-5f45be1f1110

It took place in 2018 all Kent massage parlors shut down even said In the article, they just want other cities like Seattle to use the same method to shut them down since most are unlicensed and more keep on popping up haven't seen and AMP in Kent anymore since then.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 02-01-20 15:15

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

Yesterday.

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article...8-5f45be1f1110

That article may have yesterday's date on it, but the article itself says that the shutdowns took place in 2018.

**Member #6240** · 02-01-20 10:08

Originally Posted by InFrequently [View Original Post]

The shutdown back in November 2018?

Yesterday.

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article...8-5f45be1f1110

**InFrequently** · 02-01-20 02:36

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

Anyone know what 18 AMPs got shut in Kent?

I don't get down into that universe, but I am curious which ones got nailed.

The shutdown back in November 2018?

**Member #6240** · 01-31-20 21:05

Anyone know what 18 AMPs got shut in Kent?

I don't get down into that universe, but I am curious which ones got nailed.

**Member #6240** · 01-31-20 15:04

I've been looking for a consistent, reliable AMP in Redmond / Bellevue, ideally around the MSFT campus as I work near there.

Discreet, quiet and decent looking providers, just a Happy is fine.

I'm aware of Water Cube (no, thanks) and I understand Li's is strictly legit.Thanks!

**Syu425** · 01-31-20 12:22

Originally Posted by Seattleik [View Original Post]

Had this daydream where I stop at dds this afternoon to try this red hair girl name Nela she had natural tits but said I had card so I can see the lineup first went to the atm seeing I like her body, as soon as I came back she had gone to the store so got Cici, she was tall skinny girl with c cups wearing a black dress did about 4 minutes of a roaming massage nothing special, on the flip she went to grab a condom and started to a CBJ which she used her mostly her teeth, feeling them grind on my penis which was pleasing for me, asked to ride cowgirl but mention I was to big for her snatch she tried though to fit in but complain to big couldn't even get the head in, so just did missionary to finish up and boy her pussy was so tight. When I was ahead out the pink hair girl said she was leaving tomorrow for 2 months and told me her name was Angela so guessing they just use different names really wanted to try her and titty fuck her oh well, maybe in 2 months when she comes back and have another good dream.

Pink hair girl is pretty good, I saw her few weeks ago.

**Seattleik** · 01-30-20 20:06

Had this daydream where I stop at dds this afternoon to try this red hair girl name Nela she had natural tits but said I had card so I can see the lineup first went to the atm seeing I like her body, as soon as I came back she had gone to the store so got Cici, she was tall skinny girl with c cups wearing a black dress did about 4 minutes of a roaming massage nothing special, on the flip she went to grab a condom and started to a CBJ which she used her mostly her teeth, feeling them grind on my penis which was pleasing for me, asked to ride cowgirl but mention I was to big for her snatch she tried though to fit in but complain to big couldn't even get the head in, so just did missionary to finish up and boy her pussy was so tight. When I was ahead out the pink hair girl said she was leaving tomorrow for 2 months and told me her name was Angela so guessing they just use different names really wanted to try her and titty fuck her oh well, maybe in 2 months when she comes back and have another good dream.

**Jreads** · 01-30-20 15:06

Can you comment on aamps, what you look for or think about, are there any in Seattle or Everett you trust?

Originally Posted by Boinkr [View Original Post]

Dropped in and saw 2 Chinese providers. I chose Meow (no pokemon pun intended) the other lady was too fugly imo. Both in 30's to 40's range. Meow had a tighter body and b cups, just average face. No table shower. 60 house+ 40 donation. For hour HE.

I mostly try to go to aamps and escort route now but had down time and decided to sorta pregame at Lavish Massage. By that I mean just go to the AMP for a long HJ with lots of edging, which she knew how to do (90% of the hour was just HJ edging. Then ill go to an aamp or FS escort with a "loaded gun" ready to blast her right off the bat and go into MSOG.

I'm fairly confident Lavish massage (Meow) offers nothing beyond HE and touch over the cloths and lite taint play (maybe more here, didn't try). But for 40 hhr+40 donation its a relatively low cost jackshack.