Massage Parlor Reports

**OhioRich** · 01-05-20 13:14

Originally Posted by Barlon [View Original Post]

Hey there fellas, I hate to be an asker but I was wondering if anyone of you vets could point me in the right direction for a good prostate massage. It's been on my list for a while now and it would mean a lot if you guys could help.

Check out Asian Massage & Foot Reflexology (also once known as B & T Health Balance). Nice owner / operator who will do a pretty good job, but took me 2 visits for her to put the glove on (others have reported success on first try). Easy to google, located on Old Franconia RD.

**Invisibleman22** · 01-05-20 09:14

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

If you ask me.

It's an old trick and I don't know who the hell gets fooled by it. This isn't buddy's first BJ ya dig?

Also I dont think its actual a PP but rather a technique they do with their hands while using their mouths to audio-visual it. Unless youve actually seen the device?

Unfortunately it's more commonplace at AMPs and a proper BBBJ is rare and hard to come by (pun intended) and that is why I call it chasing the dragon.

At Kara I saw the device. She was trying to hide it but there's noplace to stash it when she's naked. (well there's one place but, why'know) It actually looked like one of those old kids' toys that we all thought about fucking tbh, the squishy ones that are kind of a gel sleeve sort of thing?

And yeah, if I wanted to fuck a fleshlight I'd just order one for less than some of these women want for a NoVA finish!

I thought the saran wrap at Crystal was weird but the PP took the cake!

**Mmach** · 01-05-20 00:24

Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]

I went back to Arlington Wellness for a nice warm TS on a cold day. Jenny was working today and what a treat. She's young and very cute and loves what she does. The table shower was long and thorough with a lot of attention to all the right places. Back to the room face down she went straight to the soft touch. It was excellent. On the flip she was getting ready for standard Nova but I motioned for DATY which she quickly obliged. No negotiating donation. After her big O back to standard Nova finish and clean up. 60 for hhr and 100 to Jenny. She said a new girl starts January 2nd. PM me for more details.

I checked this place out last month. Parked in the BK and walked in the front entrance. There is a back entrance if needed. It was relatively nice inside and the provider was okay, 30's with glasses and cut skirt / top. Nothing to write home about but better than average. Good massage and finish with promises of more next time. Probably will return at some point.

**Mdubya** · 01-05-20 00:11

Originally Posted by Invisibleman22 [View Original Post]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

Wow. LOL. That's some next level fuckery right there.

**TheOuroboros** · 01-04-20 16:50

Originally Posted by Invisibleman22 [View Original Post]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

If you ask me.

It's an old trick and I don't know who the hell gets fooled by it. This isn't buddy's first BJ ya dig?

Also I don’t think it’s actual a PP but rather a technique they do with their hands while using their mouths to “audio-visual” it. Unless you’ve actually seen the device?

Unfortunately it's more commonplace at AMPs and a proper BBBJ is rare and hard to come by (pun intended) and that is why I call it chasing the dragon.

**Invisibleman22** · 01-04-20 14:10

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

**Serpico99** · 01-04-20 11:23

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

I prefer the older ones myself but I don't see one called "A Spa" near the West Springfield post office. Can you direct me a little closer?

It's in an office complex next to WS police station. Don't worry, this place has been in business for a couple years now regardless of its location. However, there was a monger on here a couple months ago who said he developed pink eye right after his visit. I think he posted this as there was a posting by another monger saying he saw towels hanging up to dry in the bathroom as they wash their towels likely in the sink. Not the best of hygiene.

**PilotAviator** · 01-04-20 11:11

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

That's my first big laugh of 2020! I almost had to walk out of Starbucks because I was so tickled. Old chicks are still hot to me. I would peep this place when back in Virginia, but if no TS or FS to me then it's BS.

Glad you laughed.

A good laugh (and or a good massage) is a great way to start a new year.

No FS, No TS.

No BS in my post (which was respectful to Tina (the MT / lady), but purposely crafted to inform those brother / sister mongers who might be age sensitive}.

FWIW, the studio room lighting is subdued, her hands were very effective -- and she also laughed and smiled.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**IAmDeBest** · 01-04-20 10:06

Friends,

Had poor luck on my vacation to Vegas, but for some reason though the new year would change that as I had a dream with a visiting Thai technicians. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

Tammy seems lady like, for some reason my spider senses were off. But her massage table was inviting and I was sore from traveling. The pics are not of her but close enough for this low resolution dream (its a dark room).

Massage was notch about above that of Donut (who basically applies lotion to you with no massage). On the flip, came negotiations for derobing. Unfortunately, not much else is on the menu. I agreed to tip additional 0.8 thinking it would change my luck but it only led to standard nova. Save your well earned rubles and dream elsewhere. Candy seems to be the only exception to the Thai crapshoot.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9570581.html

**Asphalt** · 01-04-20 02:16

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

A Spa (near WS Post Office).

Facility average, but no TS.

Massage very good.

Rates for Massage, very good (0. 6).

Very senior massage technicians. Nice ladies, but perhaps the most senior of any I've ever seen in NoVA (and NoVA is noted for senior AMP staff).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I prefer the older ones myself but I don't see one called "A Spa" near the West Springfield post office. Can you direct me a little closer?

**TheOuroboros** · 01-04-20 01:01

There's a lot of fucking lecturing going on and not enough reviews of juicy AMPs. So take your seats brahs because Professor Grip is here and class is now in session.

Dreamt of a visit to Franconia Wellness last week. It's been quite a while probably a year since I last visited FW so I was checking out if there were any new prospects and was surprised to see Joy answer the door. Joy is a lovely Korean lady whose got to be pushing 70, but fellas she keeps on tip top shape because she doesn't look a day over 50. She's old but not cold. She remembers me which was quite surprising but certainly helped brighten my mood. I had slept wrong and mangled my back so I was definitely in need of a massage and her skills are top notch so I opted for an hour.

Cleaned me up in the TS and gave me a nice medium pressure massage. She does this clap technique where she'll roll the muscles and gently slap your back like a bongo and it feels pretty good. So a nice hour massage goes by and it helps me rest both physically and mentally. I love those solid massages where you can just sort of doze off in a peaceful bliss.

But I'm awake now and after some soft teasing where she takes her frizzy hair and gently tickles my back like a feather, so is junior. I flip and she takes off her clothes revealing a milky body and engineered Cs that hold up well despite her age. Joy isn't open to anymore that NoVA finish despite the tenure (which is sort of why FW was dropped from my rotation) but since it was a nice trip down memory lane and worth the massage I finished up and tipped her. 8. We bid each other fare well and I left satisfied.

If massage is as important to you as leaving happy. Franconia wellness is still Franconia Wellness.

**OldBoomer** · 01-04-20 00:28

Originally Posted by HughJapenis [View Original Post]

Do you know if she offers any prostate work?

YMMV, YES, she may be willing depending on the compensation. She is skilled in this area. Not the best, but pretty good. I did not have to ask, she figured me for a monger with this particular need.

**OldBoomer** · 01-04-20 00:22

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

I'm tired of hearing guys bitching about overpricing. What may be overpriced to you may be a good deal for someone else. It states in her ad that she doesn't offer FS. If she's an independent they can command any price they want. They're taking on more of a risk hence they should charge more money. It's all up to the provider. We're not going to drive prices because you refuse to pay high prices. Guess what there is some horny guy willing to pay the shit. They are trying to get the most money out of you that they think they can get. Some of us are are fat or ugly or both but you think money talks. These girls base their prices on the repoire of the situation. You can't pull this chick in real life but get flabbergasted when she wants to charge you $100 for a nude rub and tug. If they like you, the price will be cheaper. I've gotten free to highly discounted rates based on my charm or how much I make the girls laugh. Let's be honest some of us lack a sense of humor or any type of personality. If you don't think these girls price their services to you without any bias you are sadly mistaken. Once your session is done you go on with your life but these women are putting their lives on the line constantly. They have to pay for their room and board, supplies, advertising, hours on the phone setting up appointments, missing money on failed appointments, fear of getting robbed, raped, or busted. If the chick does give you FS then you should pay FS price on top of her massage rates. She just gave you an awesome massage for an hour now she's got to give herself to you which is taking more of her time and missing out on potential other work opportunities. Massaging someone is hard. Massage your significant other for an hour and tell me how you feel afterwards. There's no benefits and 401 k in this business. Let me stress this is a business for her. Yea yea she doesn't pay taxes but I'm sure fear of being robbed, raped or busted outweighs that. Some chicks don't deserve the prices they command based on service and looks. To each its own, it's up to the provider what she feels she can get out of you. Money makes the world go round and pussy is close second. They are mongers that are willing to pay top dollar. Don't get mad at these women. GPS is a learned behavior. They're not born with it. It's developed by them knowing you'll probably give your rent money just to spend time with them. They call us tricks for a reason. These people bitching probably don't tip their waiter or uber in real life either. Rant over. Carry on.

So I am not an economist, so take my response with a grain of salt. Table Salt is a commodity. On pound of table salt is pretty much the same as another. Our friendly neighborhood providers are not commodities. A one hour service varies widely in what is provided (HJ to FS) and the quality. So a range in price for a particular service should have a range based on quality. If more services are provided, more payment is logical. However, another economics concept is the demand curve. At a low cost for a particular service at a particular quality there will be a lot of buyers. As the cost rises there will be fewer buyers for the same service. You are right there will always be some buyers willing to pay a high price. But if the service is similar as the price rises there will be fewer of us willing to pay. There is also a market for a truly exceptional service or quality of service. The service Candy provides is not exceptional. There a lot of massage and tug providers. However, her quality is quite high. If you are ok paying for a relatively unexceptional service at a very high quality, then Candy is your provider.

You seem to be making a point that a high level of payment is justified due to risk. I do not see how a high cost provider is taking more risk than a low cost provider, but perhaps there is logic there I don't see. Demand curves do not care about cost of production or risk. Low price, more purchases. Higher price, fewer purchasers.

There is a big caveat to all this economic theory BS. It assumes buyers and sellers are well informed. Perhaps some of the bitching you refer to is coming from informed mongers who think they know where the demand curve price is. These mongers are rationally concerned about others overpaying and bending the curve.

A few additional comments 1) CAndy's advertised price for a massage and a tug is $1. 2, unless there is high tip demand, this is a standard price. Has anyone taken this service? ?

2) I tip very well, thank you. 3) I mean no disrespect for the ladies that provide for us. High or low cost, I am thankful for them. Be nice to the ladies.

**RyanHarvey** · 01-03-20 21:19

Does anyone recall seeing these ladies in NoVA? They were a group of college girls from VCU hosting out of hotels or apartments in Tyson's Corner. Once Backpage shut down they disappeared. They never showed their faces in ads so it would be hard for me to find them again via ad unless they used the same pictures. Kylie gave me her personal cell but I lost it when I got a new phone. Feel free to PM me.

https://bodyrubindex.com/search?sear...y=washingtondc

**RyanHarvey** · 01-03-20 21:03

Originally Posted by AdcFellow [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Kacidee at DT? She looks like the hottest of the line-up right now. Any insight appreciated, e. G. , appearance, extras, etc.

Every time I call they never say she's working. Her photos are great, definitely the first one but if you scroll down it looks like she's not as toned. I wish we could see her face.