Massage Parlor Reports

[Erika Scorpio]

It's the second time that I strike out trying to get in this little place in Ffx called River Spa. This time they even gave me some info, like that they have a shower and the price (60/80) but by the time I got there, they were too busy to see me and told me to try again in an hour. %.

I reckon it's probably the worst time, around 2:30 pm, because even Diamond Flash turned me down. (honestly I just visited DF the other day, but can't get enough of Kiko's ass kicking massage and huge fun bags smothering me, she worked so hard pounding my body, so hard that those babies were glistening with sweat. So f'and good goddammit).

Too much digressin'. Has anyone had better luck at River? The honey that got the door for me wasn't half bad looking, 40's is my guess, but kinda sexy even when she was wearing pants, not a dress or sports wear like "usual".

[MrSunnyHills]

I've gone out for Thai food very often too. It just so happens my favorite chefs are the same two who were mentioned by OldManInVirginia. My meals have primarily been at Restaurant de Tara, but I've also dined at KK's Kitchen.

But I've not enjoyed the same menu items as described by the original poster, Sexingit. I have had some very delicious appetizers, but I always end up with the standard "Northern Virginia special". (But with some very nice visuals on the side. After all, the presentation is an important part of the meal too).

However, if anyone has had more of an "all you can eat" buffet or a four course meal provided by either of these two local chefs, I'd love to hear about it. Receiving a PM from someone "in the know" would be great.

I'm wondering if I should keep holding out hope for a more filling meal? Or a special dessert? Yes, I know these kinds of dining experiences involve chemistry, and it's always a YMMV proposition. But I just would like to know if I should keep trying to land "the big one"?

Thanks in advance for restaurant reviews of anyone's experiences with these two top shelf hotties.

Bon appetit.

My guess is perhaps Sexingit was not talking specifically about one of those 3 he mentioned, but instead is saying that you will always have an experience you expect without hard upsell.

[Kijimuna]

Hi I had previously met mint and she was attractive. I guess she's gone? Any other recommendations you'd suggest? Ok with any ethnicity just looking for suggestions! Thanks!

She's not gone, I just was talking to her and yes, she is hot.

[TimoS80]

I went and saw Leah at Moonlake Spring. I hadn't seen any reviews, but it's fairly close to home, so I decided to TOFTT.

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...g/868373384202

I was a little worried that it was legit when I started. Nice professional tables (Heated!) and clean spa. I didn't get the table shower, as I had just showered ahead of time. I laid down naked on the bed and she covered me up to start.

Leah was mid-30's and cute. Skinny with nice C's. Ass was a little flat. When she was massaging me, I made sure to caress her legs to get a vibe and she was OK with that. So I figured I was good to go.

Massage was OK. Fairly firm. Definitely popped some vertebrae pushing on my back. So it was pretty good. On the flip, she asked how much I was going to tip. I said $40. She said I could nurse for $60, so I said OK. Out come the beautiful tatas. Nice long nipples that I enjoyed sucking on and tonguing. Only OTC roaming down below.

Overall. For a total of $120, I'd repeat.

I had the same experience last Thursday. The mamasan is the same old lady. Try to avoid her. She upsells and complains and it can get uncomfortable. The last time I was here, over a year ago, I ended up just leaving after the massage. These old Chinese ladies, most of them don't know how to negotiate. I always end up going limp and leaving. The negotiations I hate the most are the ones that expect you to pay before the service. Idk what kind of jerks they deal with, but it's pretty disappointing when they demand it up front.

[TheOuroboros]

I appreciate your point, but this doesn't strike me as so over the top as to be shill material. I think newbies are often easily impressed. I think they want to write an entertaining post. Also, this guy could easily have been fooled about the BBBJ. We've all been there.

I've had many a dream about many an AMP and as previously mentioned we've all been in that situation where they get into the 69 position and you're more concerned about dining out then what's going on down south. It's a classic trick many providers do to initiate a faux BJ where they just place the tip of your junk on their mouth to "keep it moist" while their hands still do the majority of the work. To me a BBBJ doesn't count unless I physically see them bobbing for apples between my legs. And a BBBJCIM equivalent on a level worth posting about has happened only in 1% of my dreams. My experience when chasing the dragon following these sort of posts always ends with grave disappointment. Nevertheless I don't doubt some folks are simply luckier than I.

[JohnStanton580]

Hi I had previously met mint and she was attractive. I guess she's gone? Any other recommendations you'd suggest? Ok with any ethnicity just looking for suggestions! Thanks!

[RustyMuffler]

I've gone out for Thai food very often too. It just so happens my favorite chefs are the same two who were mentioned by OldManInVirginia. My meals have primarily been at Restaurant de Tara, but I've also dined at KK's Kitchen.

But I've not enjoyed the same menu items as described by the original poster, Sexingit. I have had some very delicious appetizers, but I always end up with the standard "Northern Virginia special". (But with some very nice visuals on the side. After all, the presentation is an important part of the meal too).

However, if anyone has had more of an "all you can eat" buffet or a four course meal provided by either of these two local chefs, I'd love to hear about it. Receiving a PM from someone "in the know" would be great.

I'm wondering if I should keep holding out hope for a more filling meal? Or a special dessert? Yes, I know these kinds of dining experiences involve chemistry, and it's always a YMMV proposition. But I just would like to know if I should keep trying to land "the big one"?

Thanks in advance for restaurant reviews of anyone's experiences with these two top shelf hotties.

Bon appetit.

I have gone to Tara and KK pretty often, but haven't enjoyed quite what you get from your go-to. Lucky guy.

The grass is greener on the other side seems to be the case. I'm over here getting BBBJx2 for $ from my go-to Thai lady. Maybe only visit the ones that are associated to good Thai masseuse? KK, Tara, and Nalee come to mind but some people want to drive the newest and hottest car on the lot. It's only a crapshoot if you try unreviewed girls.

Plus my reputation helps as Ive been with my go-to for years. About 6 years plus so far.

[Krakatoa]

Do these places with the amazing reviews only provide the services for forum members with 1-2 post history?

I appreciate your point, but this doesn't strike me as so over the top as to be shill material. I think newbies are often easily impressed. I think they want to write an entertaining post. Also, this guy could easily have been fooled about the BBBJ. We've all been there.

[Anona123]

Visited this place again after hearing about Kiki. I set up an appointment for an hour with her but oddly the girl there told me her name was Angela (I had Angela last time and definitely was a different girl). Anyways, this girl was better than the first "Angela". Pretty face (7/10 actually looks somewhat like you see on ACS ads), very nice tight petite body (7/10), natural Bs or Cs. And service was 8/10. Greeted at the door by a nicely dressed girl. She led me to the room and put on some music. Body rub was very very very sensual with a few "surprise moves" that I've never had at an AMP before. Needless to say I enjoyed that a lot, even though it was time to flip after 20 min.

I was pleasantly surprised to see that she was shaven down below! Not a fan of the Bush at these places so I was happy to see it bare, and actually looked like it was done earlier that day. A bit more teasing followed by CBJ. Normally CBJ does nothing for me especially if I haven't used a pill, but this girl was surprisingly good and enthusiastic that I might have been finished there. Got her in mish for the finish, and she looked great in that position. Idk if she liked me in particular but she was very affectionate during the clean up and exit.

Much better experience than my first visit here, and no weird smells either this time! $$ damage.

[Kijimuna]

Newby Had the privilege of seeing Lilly. Made appointment met at the door by Mamasan and let to the room, where I proceeded to undress. Lilly walks in and finishes, then led me to the TS. TS was good with moderate teasing with the light touch on the butt, on the flip made sure I was nice and clean paying attention to junior. The TS is one of my favorite parts was good but not exceptional. Led me back to the room, put hot towel on my back, came back and started a decent massage on my stomach. Allowed roaming for she was still fully dressed, as she provided a nice tease. Surprised me when I felt her breasts on my back. Spent about 30 minutes with the massage, breasts for about 5. Had me flip, she didn't try to negotiate for services still the tease and another surprise when she joined me on the table. Removed the rest of her cloths and proceeded into a good 69 secession, she was wet and just before I popped, stopped and finished with a HJ. CC is my go to place, have never been disappointing. Have tried a lot of the AMPs in the Tyson's area, but find them the best. Just wish she would have finished the BBBJ. Damage house 80 tip 120, not negotiating and provided what I am booking for tipped a little more.

Age guess 35-45.

Larger woman but not fat, B's or C's nice nipples.

Looks 7.

Performance 8,

Wlll repeat.

Do these places with the amazing reviews only provide the services for forum members with 1-2 post history?

[HornyOlderGuy]

Newby Had the privilege of seeing Lilly. Made appointment met at the door by Mamasan and let to the room, where I proceeded to undress. Lilly walks in and finishes, then led me to the TS. TS was good with moderate teasing with the light touch on the butt, on the flip made sure I was nice and clean paying attention to junior. The TS is one of my favorite parts was good but not exceptional. Led me back to the room, put hot towel on my back, came back and started a decent massage on my stomach. Allowed roaming for she was still fully dressed, as she provided a nice tease. Surprised me when I felt her breasts on my back. Spent about 30 minutes with the massage, breasts for about 5. Had me flip, she didn't try to negotiate for services still the tease and another surprise when she joined me on the table. Removed the rest of her cloths and proceeded into a good 69 secession, she was wet and just before I popped, stopped and finished with a HJ. CC is my go to place, have never been disappointing. Have tried a lot of the AMPs in the Tyson's area, but find them the best. Just wish she would have finished the BBBJ. Damage house 80 tip 120, not negotiating and provided what I am booking for tipped a little more.

Age guess 35-45.

Larger woman but not fat, B's or C's nice nipples.

Looks 7.

Performance 8,

Wlll repeat.

[Sexingit]

I have gone to Tara and KK pretty often, but haven't enjoyed quite what you get from your go-to. Lucky guy.

Respectfully treat the girls like an expired gym membership. Spend a bunch of time / money with them, let the membership expire and negotiate the next payment plan. These girls need the revenue especially if it's proven that your credit and loyalty is worth a discounted rate. It helps if the girl has worked in an area where donations are much lower because NOVA is an unrealistic market. Where else can girls charge top dollar well after their prime?

Money talks especially if they trust you.

[Kijimuna]

I recently saw Dara. Very good massage, ended the session with Thai massage. She was playful and gracious when I left. I will repeat.

Did you have to send her a pic of your drivers license?

[DoctorDoctor]

Also, on that note. I'd highly recommend you avoid the Reston Thai crew near the TJ's. Terrible service and low quality providers. I got roped into 3 diff one's and bad experience each time. Only reason I went was to try to get to the elusive Ginger I've heard so much about.

Below average 40+ thai woman. Go to MP and be happier.

Ones to avoid. Dara, Alise, Haru.

I recently saw Dara. Very good massage, ended the session with Thai massage. She was playful and gracious when I left. I will repeat.

[OldManInVa]

The grass is greener on the other side seems to be the case. I'm over here getting BBBJx2 for $ from my go-to Thai lady. Maybe only visit the ones that are associated to good Thai masseuse? KK, Tara, and Nalee come to mind but some people want to drive the newest and hottest car on the lot. It's only a crapshoot if you try unreviewed girls.

Plus my reputation helps as Ive been with my go-to for years. About 6 years plus so far.

I have gone to Tara and KK pretty often, but haven't enjoyed quite what you get from your go-to. Lucky guy.