Massage Parlor Reports

[Finder117]

Hey fellow mongers.

I'm at a bit of a loss on where to go on the South Shore now that Kimmy is gone and could use some help in where to go. I'm looking for:

6/10 or above looks, decent or better massage skills, BBBJ or FS, under $$. 5 for an hour all in.

Does this exist? The South Shore has been REALLY difficult to monger in compared to h2 O and other places.

In the past 8 months every provider I've seen that meets this criteria has left. Annie / Jeannie at Blossom, Kimmy at Blue H, Ni at Wan's and a couple others that were FAR utr.

[JoeKool]

No but if you want more details she did this move where she put her nether regions near my face and I saw everything I needed to know. I use protection 99% of the time for anything over basic services. I won't go back to high for awhile. Absolutely gross.

I saw her yesterday. Given this report I did not DATY (like I did last time) but did FIV and looked / felt around. I didn't feel or see any warts or anything obvious and it's also dark in the room. Got the Saran Wrap treatment. I like her attitude and personality, even if she has a flabby tummy. I think the jury's still out.

To the guy I saw on the way out- thanks for holding the door, excuse me for not making good eye contact LOL.

[Mparkway70]

I've been here a number of times. It's near Central Square and looks pretty legit. There appear to be two women that work here. The woman in charge is better looking and doesn't massage as often, the other one is still pretty good looking. If you're going for the first time, the non-manager is much more likely to help you leave happy. It's a little on the expensive side ($90) but convenient if you're in Cambridge. Massages are good too!

Agree. Stacy, the manager is very sweet and cute. Pitches in when others are busy. Alice one of the others also nice and good massage including hot stones. Nice endings as well and completes with awesome scalp massage. Good value given local options.

[GordonFreeman]

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/stop-sto...95330-12663677

857-452-0068.

$60 + tip.

Directed to an apartment on a side street in Chinatown. I was prepared to bail if it was an ugly old lady but it was actually a young pretty girl in a nightgown. Massage was just ok. Lots of roaming. I got some kissing which led to "boom boom" but I think the standard service for most mongers is just HJ. Left with full bottled water. Hit up NETA in Brookline and headed home.

[MichaelVick]

I've been here a number of times. It's near Central Square and looks pretty legit. There appear to be two women that work here. The woman in charge is better looking and doesn't massage as often, the other one is still pretty good looking. If you're going for the first time, the non-manager is much more likely to help you leave happy. It's a little on the expensive side ($90) but convenient if you're in Cambridge. Massages are good too!

[Aluver]

But a small note of caution, if you wife or kids ever stumble on this site and read this story they will immediately unmask your identity.

-BH.

I've got bigger problems if they find this in my browser history because I'm a dumbass and didn't go private mode, LOL. And I don't call him buddy and we don't call her grandma.

[Aardvarks]

Those with significant others, be it wife, fiance or GF are fools if you give out your real number to any provider. Actually, anyone is a fool for giving out their real number to a provider. Just make an extra google account and use google phone number for texting (and turn off notifications on on your smart phone for google) or get a cheap burner phone and pay as you go minutes. Prepay can be tricky tough because minutes expire depending on how much you put on but for $99 they last a year and should be more than enough time / text for most mongers. $100 bucks / year on top of your hobby budget versus alimony for divorce is a good deal.

Granted, I used to keep my burner phone in the back pocket of my passenger seat on occasion and one time, being a dumbass, I forgot to take it out before a road trip with the family and almost shit myself when my preteen son declared a hour so into the trip "HEY I FOUND A PHONE" on the top of his lungs. I quickly turned to see him holding my burner flip phone that he fished out of the back seat pocket with my wife sitting in the passenger seat looking very curious. Fortunately it was the same phone I got my mother for emergencies recently and I was quick to snag it from him and declare loudly, "oh crap I forgot to give that back to grandma after I put more minutes on it. Thanks for finding it buddy".

If you're going to monger you need a burner. I bought mine at Best Buy for $50. Then go pretty much anywhere to reload. 7/11, CVS, Walgreens, Walmart. I keep mine off and stored in a desk drawer with a bunch of other phones. Then when I need to text I grab it and take a walk around the block.

[Big Head]

Those with significant others, be it wife, fiance or GF are fools if you give out your real number to any provider. Actually, anyone is a fool for giving out their real number to a provider. Just make an extra google account and use google phone number for texting (and turn off notifications on on your smart phone for google) or get a cheap burner phone and pay as you go minutes. Prepay can be tricky tough because minutes expire depending on how much you put on but for $99 they last a year and should be more than enough time / text for most mongers. $100 bucks / year on top of your hobby budget versus alimony for divorce is a good deal.

Granted, I used to keep my burner phone in the back pocket of my passenger seat on occasion and one time, being a dumbass, I forgot to take it out before a road trip with the family and almost shit myself when my preteen son declared a hour so into the trip "HEY I FOUND A PHONE" on the top of his lungs. I quickly turned to see him holding my burner flip phone that he fished out of the back seat pocket with my wife sitting in the passenger seat looking very curious. Fortunately it was the same phone I got my mother for emergencies recently and I was quick to snag it from him and declare loudly, "oh crap I forgot to give that back to grandma after I put more minutes on it. Thanks for finding it buddy".

But a small note of caution, if you wife or kids ever stumble on this site and read this story they will immediately unmask your identity.

-BH.

[Aluver]

Those with significant others, be it wife, fiance or GF are fools if you give out your real number to any provider. Actually, anyone is a fool for giving out their real number to a provider. Just make an extra google account and use google phone number for texting (and turn off notifications on on your smart phone for google) or get a cheap burner phone and pay as you go minutes. Prepay can be tricky tough because minutes expire depending on how much you put on but for $99 they last a year and should be more than enough time / text for most mongers. $100 bucks / year on top of your hobby budget versus alimony for divorce is a good deal.

Granted, I used to keep my burner phone in the back pocket of my passenger seat on occasion and one time, being a dumbass, I forgot to take it out before a road trip with the family and almost shit myself when my preteen son declared a hour so into the trip "HEY I FOUND A PHONE" on the top of his lungs. I quickly turned to see him holding my burner flip phone that he fished out of the back seat pocket with my wife sitting in the passenger seat looking very curious. Fortunately it was the same phone I got my mother for emergencies recently and I was quick to snag it from him and declare loudly, "oh crap I forgot to give that back to grandma after I put more minutes on it. Thanks for finding it buddy".

I got a random kissy face emoji text from a massage parlor I hadn't been to in like a YEAR!! Fiance saw it while driving and I had lots of explaining to do! Luckily I got to delete it in time bc honestly I had no idea WHO it was until I did a lot of searching to figure it out.

They should not do this, or at least come up with something like "good morning, our records indicate you haven't made an appointment in a while, are you interested in another appointment?

Help us out ladies, jeez!

[Pens365]

I got a random kissy face emoji text from a massage parlor I hadn't been to in like a YEAR!! Fiance saw it while driving and I had lots of explaining to do! Luckily I got to delete it in time bc honestly I had no idea WHO it was until I did a lot of searching to figure it out.

They should not do this, or at least come up with something like "good morning, our records indicate you haven't made an appointment in a while, are you interested in another appointment?

Help us out ladies, jeez!

I went a few weeks ago. House near North Quincy MBTA. Girl in her 30's. No massage skills FS given. Overall it was ok. But my major complaint was that they texted me 2 weeks in a row "HELLO". I am single so it does not really hurt me but for some married dude?

[Joe Fish]

I went by here a few days ago to check-out the replacements for Kimmy and 'the older Julia. ' I do this frequently to get a sense of how friendly the girls seem and their looks. Per usual with most asian massage therapists, they'll try to rush you in a room and that was the case this time too but I interrupted the girl and said I'm only here to schedule an appt. So this gal went by the name Coco. She was very friendly and pretty. Not a '10' but easily a '7. ' We chatted and I made an appointment for a few days later. When that day arrived, I went there and was greeted by her and another girl named 'Gigi. ' They asked that I wait a few minutes as they were both finishing with other customers. When it came my turn, I was escorted into a room by Gigi. She was nice but her grasp of English was poor at best. Her massage was okay but it only lasted 15 minutes before she gave me a HJ. She didn't take her clothes off so no roaming occured. Too bad because she has a pretty face and her butt was nice though again it would've been great to see her drop the pants. Oh well, I'm going there again this weekend to try Coco. Will report on how that goes afterwards.

[Rito1]

Any info on the asian massage posting on cityxguide in quincy? Posts young girls, with a list of what's available. Don't want to make the trip from the cape if it isn't worth it. Apt? Rushed? Girls cute? Any info would be appreciated. Been dry on the cape ugh.

I went a few weeks ago. House near North Quincy MBTA. Girl in her 30's. No massage skills FS given. Overall it was ok. But my major complaint was that they texted me 2 weeks in a row "HELLO". I am single so it does not really hurt me but for some married dude?

[Momo2]

I read this review six times and don't understand it.

I tried to read it a few times and did not get it. Then I came back to it the next day and it was a little better. Not sure why he came back after being locked in. LOL.

[Aardvarks]

I went there many moons ago and didn't get a handy. So I didn't tip.

They locked me in there until I did. I went back again and got utc.

Up top in the backroom, decent massage, left happy. The time when I got.

Locked in there there were two ladies who speaking in mandarin.

And since I looked pretty good at the time probably said no handy in mandarin.

I used to go to 1x47, sometimes they rotated a decent one, I wonder.

If coco is still there. The older grandmas do FS for cheap there. It ain't.

Worth it. The outcall Asian service for Asians is where the spinners are, but.

They work all day I think. They are always 200 only.

I read this review six times and don't understand it.

[WongMichael]

If there is, they're only there for a week and disappear to NYC. They rotate often and you'll probably never see them again. I found a couple that I really liked and never saw them again.

There is no young GFE in Quincy. Don't waste money.