Massage Parlor Reports

**Idk85** · 11-06-19 20:58

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

While there are always possible exceptions, it seems like these most of the visiting FBSM providers, Thai or otherwise, are friends of some of the locals and make the trip to the DMV because their local friends tell them there's easy money to be made.

Many of them aren't providing in their home areas so they see this as an opportunity to make a lot of quick cash and then go back to their normal lives. If they have a successful trip then maybe they'll make a future visit, although there's no way of knowing for sure. The local DMV providers, in addition to their own clients, make extra money by charging the visitors for the use of their apt or room. So it's a win-win for all the providers but usually not for the client.

That's because nothing in this setup gives the provider any incentive to give the kind of good service that would make a client want to repeat. It's actually more lucrative for them to churn through clients as quickly as possible and move on to the next sucker. It's also more lucrative for them to have the kind of "nickel-and-dime" menu and upsell mindset that makes for a bad client experience.

As always, YMMV and it's certainly possible to find an exception. But the odds are not in the client's favor, IMHO, which is why I'm steering clear of all visiting FBSM providers. For that to change I'd need to see something to indicate a change in the underlying incentives and conditions that produce the negative visitor mindset. If, for example, a visiting provider was thinking about making a permanent move to the DMV, or making it a regular "tour stop" for herself, that might make a difference. But I'm not seeing that and so I'm staying away.

I'm not going to write a review of her because it is a waste of my time. She originally asked for a benji just to remove her top. I lost my thought process for a sec when she asked for a benji.

These girls are playing with fire because they're going to run into that one asshole with a low tolerance for bullshitting.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9405543.html

**Idk85** · 11-06-19 20:46

Originally Posted by ZzzBoy14 [View Original Post]

There is a review on her, but it may be a different Kathy. Regardless, it's 100% fake. It was written by the provider herself.

Check your inbox.

Why would Kathy type a less than stellar review of herself? LOL

**Tapas** · 11-06-19 19:43

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

How would this monger even know that's the same Kathy from 6 weeks ago?? Add looks down. I'll check her out tonight and do a full report tomorrow. I know I'll get FS with her! (If she's real).

If you're able to close the deal you'll need to bring 3. 0 That crew in Fairlakes all want more than they're worth.

**ZzzBoy14** · 11-06-19 19:08

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

If you do a name search in the forum before asking, you can often find what you're looking for.

There is a review on her, but it may be a different Kathy. Regardless, it's 100% fake. It was written by the provider herself.

**Jim Rob** · 11-06-19 17:45

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

If you do a name search in the forum before asking, you can often find what you're looking for.

How would this monger even know that's the same Kathy from 6 weeks ago?? Add looks down. I'll check her out tonight and do a full report tomorrow. I know I'll get FS with her! (If she's real).

**AsssManKramer** · 11-06-19 16:50

I frequent AMP's in the Fredericksburg area. There are two or the that will offer FS all the time. I don't travel to NOVA too often, but there are at least two that have Full menus (one in Woodbridge and one in Reston). Feel free to message me if you'd like more details.

Originally Posted by Pathfinder04 [View Original Post]

I haven't gotten FS at a NOVA AMP ever, only PGC (and DC years ago). Maybe things are changing. Admittedly the only ones I've been to for the past few years have been in Reston and Herndon. Are some areas better than others for finding FS?

**Bunker Buster** · 11-06-19 15:59

Originally Posted by ZzzBoy14 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried her yet? Thinking about going for it. Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...3/9212208.html

If you do a name search in the forum before asking, you can often find what you're looking for.

**Tom McAn** · 11-06-19 01:44

Originally Posted by Pathfinder04 [View Original Post]

I haven't gotten FS at a NOVA AMP ever, only PGC (and DC years ago). Maybe things are changing. Admittedly the only ones I've been to for the past few years have been in Reston and Herndon. Are some areas better than others for finding FS?

It's been a few years since I've patronized a AMP in Northern Virginia unless one counts the now-closed Green Health Center in Falls Church, which became an Asian crapshoot location. I've never received FS except for that visit and a couple of times many years ago at a long-closed place in Woodbridge. If that is changing, then I hope mongers keep the tip structure from becoming unreasonable.

**Rhinopole** · 11-05-19 22:18

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**ZzzBoy14** · 11-05-19 21:24

Has anyone tried her yet? Thinking about going for it. Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...3/9212208.html

**TheOuroboros** · 11-05-19 13:52

How about Won't spa.

I decided to take a chance and hit up 311 maple for a massage at Wed.

I'm pretty underwhelmed from the beginning, this old 50+ Asian woman beckons me into the room. I'm like well I got 30 min to squeeze but I don't think I want to be here much longer. I go to pay and I'm fumbling with my wallet (and my mind) and she sees more in turmoil and assists by turning on the light so I can see. I manage to pull out the. 5 house fee and hand it to her when I look over at the massage table I'm sitting on.

If you've ever watched Dirty Hotels or Kitchen nightmares or any of the like you'll understand what I'm talking about. This place is unsanitary to a key and I honestly don't know how by the grace of god they haven't been inspected yet but let me tell you. Instant fail.

There is hairs all over the table stuck in very visible clumps all over the towel. I could easily make a wig out of pubes just lashed around the leg pillows. Blood stains etched into the very lining of the sheets as well as god knows what, cum, shit, every stain imaginable was there. Literally disgusted at the horror I saw. I was sitting on the table, FULLY CLOTHED and my skin began to itch. That's how bad this was. This should have been my chance to escape but I'm really stubborn. I offer and say hey can you change the sheets, clearly it's been years since these have been washed. She offers embarrassingly by removing the sheets allowing me to see more blood stains that melted into the fabric of the table. Lovely. Dawns a new towel that lets face it might has well been the same towel removed because I was simply introduced to more hair and more Melting pot stains of goop.

I called it here asked for my money back and high tailed it the fuck out of there. Listen I may be dirty but I ain't filthy. I can't compromise basic welfare standards for some tang. Ya dig?

**JmSuttr** · 11-05-19 12:27

Originally Posted by Palmore5 [View Original Post]

Decided to roll the dice on Jessica in Tyson's thinking she was one of the Thai providers that rotate in. 703-xxx-3504.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9403034.html

Pictures are not her but are somewhat close, though she is not Thai. She's about five feet six, Fairly slim, probably 30, with a wonderful round Latina ass and proportional Ds. Things we're looking good, but then it becomes all to predictable.

Zero massage skills for the ten minutes it lasted.

Mechanical on the flip.

Probably a full menu available, but unreasonable prices.

She is heavily tattooed if that's your thing. The pierced nipples and tattoos ruined what could have been a masterpiece for me.

While there are always possible exceptions, it seems like these most of the visiting FBSM providers, Thai or otherwise, are friends of some of the locals and make the trip to the DMV because their local friends tell them there's easy money to be made.

Many of them aren't providing in their home areas so they see this as an opportunity to make a lot of quick cash and then go back to their normal lives. If they have a successful trip then maybe they'll make a future visit, although there's no way of knowing for sure. The local DMV providers, in addition to their own clients, make extra money by charging the visitors for the use of their apt or room. So it's a win-win for all the providers but usually not for the client.

That's because nothing in this setup gives the provider any incentive to give the kind of good service that would make a client want to repeat. It's actually more lucrative for them to churn through clients as quickly as possible and move on to the next sucker. It's also more lucrative for them to have the kind of "nickel-and-dime" menu and upsell mindset that makes for a bad client experience.

As always, YMMV and it's certainly possible to find an exception. But the odds are not in the client's favor, IMHO, which is why I'm steering clear of all visiting FBSM providers. For that to change I'd need to see something to indicate a change in the underlying incentives and conditions that produce the negative visitor mindset. If, for example, a visiting provider was thinking about making a permanent move to the DMV, or making it a regular "tour stop" for herself, that might make a difference. But I'm not seeing that and so I'm staying away.

**Pathfinder04** · 11-05-19 11:53

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Lately for me FS has been standard at the local AMP's I have visited. Two places that never before did recently, with one that was very anti FS gave it to me. I've taken a break from sugar babies due to cost and stress and have started to appreciate the AMP.

Still very hard to find someone that's not 50+. But have a found a few good ones lately. You others mongers finding this to be true also?

I haven't gotten FS at a NOVA AMP ever, only PGC (and DC years ago). Maybe things are changing. Admittedly the only ones I've been to for the past few years have been in Reston and Herndon. Are some areas better than others for finding FS?

**Wahooboy94** · 11-05-19 00:41

It was Friday night and I decided to pop into a spa off of Backlick around 8 PM. Chose Sun for no particular reason. It has probably been 1 - 2 years since my last visit at this location.

Greeted at the door by an attractive Korean. Turns out this would be Penny. She had me at hello, wearing a top that showed off ample cleavage (not Digitola quality cleavage).

Paid $80 for the hour. Thorough TS. Medium massage, not bad. Nice NOVA standard finish. Nice, ample bosom.

Face: 7/10.

Body: 7/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Finish: 7/10 for a NOVA standard.

Attitude: 10/10.

I recommend and would go back.

Next report: my Sunday appointment with Demi Diamond.

**Palmore5** · 11-04-19 23:39

Decided to roll the dice on Jessica in Tyson's thinking she was one of the Thai providers that rotate in. 703-xxx-3504.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9403034.html

Pictures are not her but are somewhat close, though she is not Thai. She's about five feet six, Fairly slim, probably 30, with a wonderful round Latina ass and proportional Ds. Things we're looking good, but then it becomes all to predictable.

Zero massage skills for the ten minutes it lasted.

Mechanical on the flip.

Probably a full menu available, but unreasonable prices.

She is heavily tattooed if that's your thing. The pierced nipples and tattoos ruined what could have been a masterpiece for me.