Massage Parlor Reports

[IFunnyTaker]

My regular spot was closed so went to try out this place got tricked by the yelp app saw pretty looking girls in a reflection in one of their pics was very disapointed with what I got though. Massage was good though I believe it was 40 for the hour tried to give me happy ending but wasent in the mood for a granny.

[RedNose1]

Discovered I could walk over from my hotel on Thursday night. 35 for the half hour, I got Lisa. Lisa is a Vietnamese, with enhanced D cups and tons of make up. Started with me on my back, then she flipped me over to start the rub. Standard rub with the addition of back walking and hot rocks. On the flip, she avoided the private area. Suddenly announced I was done. So I sat on the side of the table and made my next move. I pulled her close and started to kiss her chest, she quickly released the girls and I enjoyed sucking her fat juicy nipples. As I was doing this I was rubbing her swollen pussy and clit. Once I got my fingers in, she was sopping wet. I fingered and sucked until she let out a moan. At this point she laid me back down and greased my pole for the HE finish. I drank my bottle of water and left her a 40 tip. Total damage was only 75 bucks.

Sweet deal.

[Two Minute Man]

After reading about Sarah she has been on my radar for a while, just never had the chance. I finally had availability and called the day before to book an hour with Sarah. I even called back later to make sure it was her and the time was correct. I had a vague idea what she looked like based on the reviews here. I was expecting her to be small with straight hair and around 30-40. In walks about what was I expecting. Chatted a bit, seemed cool with pretty good English. Asked if she could walk on my back, I said sure. I could probably handle a larger gal on my back, this tiny thing could barely make a dent. I sensed things were going wrong when I think she logged about a mile walking on my back. But after reading all the positive reviews I figured I would just let her do her thing. After about a half hour she said something about her being Sarah or Cara and that she is new. We did a back and forth, I said is your name is Sarah? Ya, Cara. No, are you Sarah? Yes, I'm the other Sarah. I swear she went back and forth with Sarah and Cara. She asked which Sarah was I expecting. Uh, how about the one that has worked here for a while that someone might actually call ahead of time to book. Oh, I'm new Sarah. Damn, wanted to still make the best of it. It was literally the worst, lightest massage I have ever had. Not relaxing or enjoyable, just blah; nothing even close to a tease. After the flip, got a weak head massage and a shitty foot rub. Nothing was touched between my head and feet while on my back. Aside from her hands and feet, no part of her touched or grazed any part of my body. All the sudden she says all done. I was pissed to say the least. I happened to see Joy as I was walking out. I say hi Joy. She remembered me from a previous visit and asked how the massage was. I said it was really bad. Joy invited me to return tomorrow. I told her no as I didn't have the time and I wasn't about to waste my time and money again. I even called later that day to talk to Joy or May (I believe is / was the owner). Of course new Sarah answered. English wasn't bad during the "massage", sure got shitty over the phone. I called back the following day and talked to Joy to ask what the hell happened and why did I get the bait and switch when I was very clear when I called to book. She said Sarah doesn't work there any more and now they have new Sarah. I told her no one will book new Sarah. It sounds like it is under new management. She said she would take care of me next time. We will see.

Sorry to hear about the bait and switch at Life's Key Day Spa. Ownership hasn't changed and Mai (the owner) would probably like to hear about what transpired as that kind of thing is very bad for long term business. Sara has been spending a lot of time at my buddy's house in San Clemente. Seems like every time I am over at his place Sara and Koko are hanging out with him. I am sure he is paying them more than the tips in Life's Key. However, I do believe Sara is still working a couple of days a week at East Star Spa in Orange. I saw a recent review on rubmaps from a guy who got a rimjob from her in the shower there. Apparently she laid on her back in the shower (after washing his ass) and licked his ass until he came on her face! She gets off on being dominated and I am too much of a gentleman to push her in that direction. Good luck if you decide to head to East Star Spa.

[ShortBus17]

Goldenwest Massage is a good place! It is nice and clean with nice girls.

Nice, thanks!

[BigSurprise]

Just curious if anyone has any input for me. I don't often get a chance to make it to the north side of OC. I have read most of the posts for a couple of years and done my due diligence with gathering names and locations but things evolve over time. I will be driving back from LA next week and have a chance to monger along the way to south OC. I like a fairly inexpensive quality massage with HE only, decent looking provider would be nice. I'm not a FS guy.

Based on posts I can recall, the locations that are on my radar are: Bamboo, top 10, Lepalace, Harbor spa, 5 star.

Feedback appreciated, thanks.

Goldenwest Massage is a good place! It is nice and clean with nice girls.

[DunKirk666]

Just curious if anyone has any input for me. I don't often get a chance to make it to the north side of OC. I have read most of the posts for a couple of years and done my due diligence with gathering names and locations but things evolve over time. I will be driving back from LA next week and have a chance to monger along the way to south OC. I like a fairly inexpensive quality massage with HE only, decent looking provider would be nice. I'm not a FS guy.

Based on posts I can recall, the locations that are on my radar are: Bamboo, top 10, Lepalace, Harbor spa, 5 star.

Feedback appreciated, thanks.

IMHO NoOC is the motherland of AMPs. Seems like there is one on every corner. Try Santa Ana, Garden Grove, Stanton or Westminster. Plenty of jack shacks in every city there.

[WackingOff]

Well cool, thanks. I will try again next week LOL.

Make sure to bring your own cover. If not you get the 'ole plastic wrap.

[ShortBus17]

Just curious if anyone has any input for me. I don't often get a chance to make it to the north side of OC. I have read most of the posts for a couple of years and done my due diligence with gathering names and locations but things evolve over time. I will be driving back from LA next week and have a chance to monger along the way to south OC. I like a fairly inexpensive quality massage with HE only, decent looking provider would be nice. I'm not a FS guy.

Based on posts I can recall, the locations that are on my radar are: Bamboo, top 10, Lepalace, Harbor spa, 5 star.

Feedback appreciated, thanks.

[Genbua]

I hadn't been to CBK in a while so I made a return trip recently.

Thought I was going to get May, but got YuYu instead.

She has a nice little ass on her!

Massage was ok. She did some walking but a bit uncomfortable at times.

On the flip, she pulled her pants down so I could play with her ass & pussy while she BBBJ'd me.

She initially tried to use the old saran wrapper on me but I said no thank you.

Couldn't get more action out of her, but she told me next visit we'll "make love" lmfao.

Where is this CBK? And what is the dam in general? Need to find BBBJ place hehe.

[ShortBus17]

After reading about Sarah she has been on my radar for a while, just never had the chance. I finally had availability and called the day before to book an hour with Sarah. I even called back later to make sure it was her and the time was correct. I had a vague idea what she looked like based on the reviews here. I was expecting her to be small with straight hair and around 30-40. In walks about what was I expecting. Chatted a bit, seemed cool with pretty good English. Asked if she could walk on my back, I said sure. I could probably handle a larger gal on my back, this tiny thing could barely make a dent. I sensed things were going wrong when I think she logged about a mile walking on my back. But after reading all the positive reviews I figured I would just let her do her thing. After about a half hour she said something about her being Sarah or Cara and that she is new. We did a back and forth, I said is your name is Sarah? Ya, Cara. No, are you Sarah? Yes, I'm the other Sarah. I swear she went back and forth with Sarah and Cara. She asked which Sarah was I expecting. Uh, how about the one that has worked here for a while that someone might actually call ahead of time to book. Oh, I'm new Sarah. Damn, wanted to still make the best of it. It was literally the worst, lightest massage I have ever had. Not relaxing or enjoyable, just blah; nothing even close to a tease. After the flip, got a weak head massage and a shitty foot rub. Nothing was touched between my head and feet while on my back. Aside from her hands and feet, no part of her touched or grazed any part of my body. All the sudden she says all done. I was pissed to say the least. I happened to see Joy as I was walking out. I say hi Joy. She remembered me from a previous visit and asked how the massage was. I said it was really bad. Joy invited me to return tomorrow. I told her no as I didn't have the time and I wasn't about to waste my time and money again. I even called later that day to talk to Joy or May (I believe is / was the owner). Of course new Sarah answered. English wasn't bad during the "massage", sure got shitty over the phone. I called back the following day and talked to Joy to ask what the hell happened and why did I get the bait and switch when I was very clear when I called to book. She said Sarah doesn't work there any more and now they have new Sarah. I told her no one will book new Sarah. It sounds like it is under new management. She said she would take care of me next time. We will see.

[DJones]

My experience there is not FS. Unless you can provide this brother a specific business, it's going to be a crapshoot.

Go to the corner of fair and Harbor blvd in costa mesa. Look for the building that Houses Hotties pizza. Take a stroll through the courtyard. You can thank me later.

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[HowdyDoody32]

Kristie is a mid 30's provider that is there Monday to Wednesday. Skinny-fat with small tits but was tight, almost uncomfortable. Treat her nice and she will make you happy.

There was a provider, Lisa, that left back to China last month but told me she would be back in 2 months or so. She was tall, flat ass but nice big tits. She said the owner was having a hard time finding new girls so there is usually just a single person at most times.

Well cool, thanks. I will try again next week LOL.

[ToTheLoser]

Going to try her tomorrow, will let you know.

I think it might be her friend Chloe coming back into the game.

Can confirm that she is Chloe, she is establishing a single name so it's easier to know which location she is working at instead of having many different names. She is solid CMT for sure.

[WackingOff]

Went Thursday to La Mirada, corner of Imperial Hwy and Gertrudes. Got a skinny fat GILF. Crappy massage, jackhammer HJ with roaming and sucking on nipples, fingering pussy, but nothing else on menu. Nice lady though, helped me put on socks and other clothes when done. She was only one working.

Kristie is a mid 30's provider that is there Monday to Wednesday. Skinny-fat with small tits but was tight, almost uncomfortable. Treat her nice and she will make you happy.

There was a provider, Lisa, that left back to China last month but told me she would be back in 2 months or so. She was tall, flat ass but nice big tits. She said the owner was having a hard time finding new girls so there is usually just a single person at most times.

[AsianDude47]

Anyone that has been to Honey do they have strong sturdy tables or do they have beds? I'm asking because I'm a bigger dude don't want to show up and it's some little ass table then it's like haha fat boi you get nothing.