Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

I first started lurking here after tiring of sifting through old BP ads looking for providers that checked my ideal provider boxes only to be catfished. Unfortunately for us, those MTV hacks won't run to the defense of a brah who responds to an ad to visit an AMP full of young, tight, Korean spinners, only to be met by an unattractive, 56 year old smoker, whose stomach looks like balled up construction paper. Here though, you get reports from likeminded brahs who keep it real and as a byproduct of said reports, you stumble upon your tastes and develop a perpetual To Do list. I myself have a To Do list and I just checked off one of my entries, Norma.

One of my rules of this hobby is I usually don't seek out providers that I feel I can meet and woo outside of the hobby. As such, I hardly see non Asian providers as I can find plenty non Asian chicks during my club and bar trolling who have the moral depth of a plate of Cheerios. I was however intrigued when I heard Norma described as a thick, mature, big teddied, Latina who gave a CMT level massage. The fact that her entry fee was also only a benji proved to be enticing as well. I texted her and got my appointment.

Norma research had my expectations at seeing a woman who was an attractive, borderline abuela with big teddies that she may not let me see or fondle until visit 3 or 4. If anyone has seen Anny ads, I was anticipating a provider who looked like that except a little older, a little bigger boned and a little more conservative. I was however mistaken. I met Norma at her in call spot and was greeted by a cute, petite Latina with plump teddies who looked to be late 40's and who is maybe a size 6 dress. She greets me with a handshake which makes me cringe a bit inside as many a brah has described their experiences as ones that felt like a business transaction. I feel the handshake is the first sign that I am in for the same fate. After the handshake I'm then escorted up to to her serene oasis.

Upon entering the serene oasis I am told to strip to my preferred level of comfort and that she'll return. Before she leaves I hand her the requested hourly fee of a benji and then pregame tip her 4 Lin Manuels in hopes of a sweet flip. She leaves and as I undress I noticed that the serene oasis isn't really all that serene. Norma has Smooth Jazz 105.9 playing and pumped up pretty loudly. During my lurk there was a brah who reported a dud experience with a indy provider saying that he requests his providers allow him to play his own music selections during his sessions. Brah was denied by this particular provider and this apparently soured his experience. When I first read his report I couldn't wrap my head around how that was that big a deal. Then I began visiting one of my former favorite (and unfortunately now closed) spots, Diamond Spa in Camp Springs, MD and saw how music could potentially be a mood killer for some. This particular place would have WPGC blasting. I'm not sure if some of you brahs have a clue who Young Thug is, but I guarantee you probably wouldn't choose to have his jams as the soundtrack to your next tugger. While this didn't literally or figuratively deflate me on my visits to Diamond, it was noticeable. I say all that to aware you brahs that the music and volume are an ever present aspect of the ambiance of the Norma experience. Although I was unbothered by the volume, it was set to a level that required we raise our voices to hear one another and sometimes repeat ourselves as we communicated during the session. I was also slightly worried that during the pre flip tease, Quincy Jones would pop out and tickle my balls.

Norma returns and asked if I had any areas that needed special attention and for my strength preference. I told her that my neck and lower back were thrashed and that I wanted it strong. She begins and gives me a really good deep tissue massage. She has her certifications on display in the studio and her training is evident. She worked my problem areas with surgical precision and relaxed me totally. As she applied stronger pressure and worked problem areas, she encouraged me to speak up if the applied pressure became unbearable. I told her that she was free to whip my ass to her maximum capabilities, as I was sure I'd be fine. Some of my favorite honies have really put me through the ringer of ecstasy. While Norma did provide a great massage with strong deep tissue work, her massage is only a fraction of the strength of some of the other providers like Kiko, KK, Joanna at Garden and others. She for damn sure isn't anywhere close to Thai Lucy who recently gave me a massage so magnificently intense, that I thought she was wearing two Infinity Gauntlets. That's in no way a slight though. Her massage was strong and wonderful.

We chatted sporadically while the massage proceeded and I flirted a bit. She was pretty responsive and I made her laugh a few times. A pre pre flip began where she began a gentle push / glide from my traps to the small of my back, sending chills down my leg. This felt so good I groaned louder than the music. She said "I told you I had a magical touch. " I agreed with her. The pre flip tease begins and I then start to feel fingertips gently running all over my back. I peak over my shoulder. It's not Herbie Hancock. I am relieved. This proceeds for a few moments and then I'm flipped.

The moment I was most uncertain about has begun. Norma proceeds to massage the front and asks the "Would you like a release?" question. I'm not at Massage Envy baby, so I most certainly do. Now many of the brahs here have said that Norma's Hugh Jackman feels like just another part of the massage. This wasn't the case for me. While she wasn't looking me dead in the eyes, spitting on junior and moaning "Frankie Frankie give me your gravy. " she also didn't give me a generic kmp jackhammer tugger either. It was slow and sensual. I'd be willing to bet that for brahs who've only been to cookie cutter kmp's, Norma would probably give the best tugger they've had. I went for an otc grab of the teddies and she was cool. I then smile and ask if I can see. She smiles back and gives off a look conveying 5% reluctance, but pulls out the teddies nonetheless and lets me roam. I'm not going to lie, the teddies were very soft, but just okay, pendulous D's. For all of the brahs who reported that they couldn't get her teddies out, trust me when I say that that isn't a big deal. They're kinda big and natty, but not hall of famers. Norma was able to make me pop, she then cleaned me up and I got dressed. We say our farewells, hug and then I'm on my way. She invited me to come back and I will, I just can't tell you when that'll be.

Since a secondary reason for checking Norma off the To Do list was the hope of adding a provider to the Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame, and the fact that some of you brahs have mentioned my HOF, let me end this with the official list as it stands now. This is a list of my favorites but not a largest to smaller list.

1. Kiko (hands down favorite big teddies from my adventures. Since she's not that well known, visit at cestvrai_ on ig for an idea of her body. From the jaw down their bodies are identical. Kiko's teddies are a little bigger.).

2. Tara (legend in this game with majestic teddies. Second biggest of the HOFs).

3. Bella (her teddies are magnificent. Unfortunately you have a better chance of finding a smurf in your front yard than finding Bella at an AMP).

4. Vandara (older, but her teddies are still big and beautiful despite her absence of glow).

5. Thai Nikki (owner of the biggest teddies on this list).

Frankie.

[Calvin1]

Yeah brah. The fact that you were sent out of Garden tuggerless doesn't make any sense. If Joanna was who you saw (short, tight body, attractive, pretty smile, long curled hair, plump and round ass), then that's even more out of the ordinary. Also, I'm going to need you to clarify. Are they doing construction in Garden or they're doing work in the office park? I can't have one of my go to spots out of commission on me.

Frankie.

At frankie.

I'm pretty sure Joanna saw me although she said her name was Debby (LOL). Did I get friendzoned by an AMP? Lmao maybe she thought I only needed a massage because I told her I go to the gym across the street.

For construction, they are fixing the water underneath or something so they dug out underneath right below the front entrance.

They had two wooden bridges set up for you to walk from the sidewalk to the door. When I went (around 6 PM) they said they were going to take out the bridge in 10 min but then the main guy said we'll wait for you to finish up your session (hence the 30 min instead of 1 hr).

Apparently it's only going to be for this week. Don't think it'll be an issue after this week.

[Creeping]

So after reading the rave reviews of heading over the bridge to Emerald to meet young and lovely ladies for a massage with potentially superb extras. I hate to break some dissapointing news to you BUT I was far from impressed. The sure thing is getting Friction Stomp action! The downside is the 2 providers I met were old, like late 40's to mid 50's old.

Performance wise, massage sucked and the best part was the hot towel placed on my back and the larger bed used. Regarding the flip, Kay, my provider acted like she was on something. She acted extremely hyper, loud, and obnoxious. I hope YMMV is the case here. CBJ was a little painful, think of jabber jaws! I swear she thought my shit was a teriyaki stick! I had to pull her off so we could get into CG, reverse CG, and hot dawg to finish. Damage was. 7 for the house fee and she haggled 1. 4 for the friction stomping. I won't be repeating, too far of a commute for the same grannies I can get here in Nova with better performance. Best of luck to future visitors.

Creepin.

[Rhinopole]

Had a lovely dream today with Angela. She is stunning and very sweet. Went for the 7 for the hour. No TS there at Crystal, it seems. Anyhow, not much of a therapeutic massage, but was so enjoyable anyhow that I will defo be repeating. Very sweet, pretty affectionate, and to my eyes at least, stunningly beautiful. Very similar to the report quoted as to the deets, but I didn't mind that it was a bit over par on the damages.

I visited CS today (1st time) and saw Angela. I concur with the previous posts. She's attractive and sweet. Body is decent but not over-the-top. I'll see her again, but we should try to keep a handle on the fees.

[Rhinopole]

Montgomery County Board Link:

PG County Board Link:

A year or so ago a terrific provider (went by Lena or Sophia) was busted and left the area. If she's back in the area please PM me with contact info. Thanks.

[Rhinopole]

When she has hold of your joystick, asking will you take care of me? Or how much you pay? There's a tendency to gulp and say whatever you want baby.

Entry fees vary, expect $. 2+ to get in the door, if you want a drink or popcorn, that will be extra, plus many times a tip. Not much different than an AMP, after taxes and environmental fees.

Milage will vary, carry $$ to cover any unexpected situations, that'll take you far. Unless you want to visit the mythical city of Boom-boom, that can cost another $. Depending if you're taking the speed bus or direct flight.

PG County, not far over the bridge is an alternative. There are AMPs in Fort Washington, Oxen Hill, Temple Hill, Suitland where the house fee for 1 hr is. 6 or. 7. The menus usually range from appetizer to the full meal. Cost is generally more reasonable than No. Va.

[Rhinopole]

Other mongers have posted reviews in the forum on some of these gals. I saw one for Jewel in Annandale, who also advertises as Bena, not too long ago and the monger reported paying a total of $$. 5 (base fee plus tip) for a rub followed by FS. That strikes me as rather high given that Jewel's base fee is $. 2 for an hour. Some of these gals can be reasonable with their tip expectations; others, like Jewel, suffer from GPS. It should also be noted that some of those providers don't offer French lessons or FS.

Your best bet might be to stick with reliable providers like KK, Nalee and Tara who offer good massages with limited post-flip service menus, but they also won't shake down mongers for unreasonable tips.

I saw Jewel a while ago. IMHO, not worth seeing. Not enough value for the entry fee and there are more attractive ladies available.

[Rhinopole]

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

No, that's not normal for an AMP. If someone recommended the place, use their future recommendations to avoid those places.

[Frank Digitola]

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

Yeah brah. The fact that you were sent out of Garden tuggerless doesn't make any sense. If Joanna was who you saw (short, tight body, attractive, pretty smile, long curled hair, plump and round ass), then that's even more out of the ordinary. Also, I'm going to need you to clarify. Are they doing construction in Garden or they're doing work in the office park? I can't have one of my go to spots out of commission on me.

Frankie.

[Calvin1]

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

Nah, I did not. She just put a towel over my junk LOL.

Maybe next time will be diff. Def worth going for the massage anyway.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Have seen Jen 4 or 5 times now. Find each time her massage gets better and she is more relaxed. I quite enjoy the package she offers in massage, looks and finish. She just seems real and has not yet become haddd.

She works with Nalee in Centreville. Her massage seem bit light compared to Nalee but she is young. I felt like she is a virgin and she feels too mechanical.

[Backrub321]

1st post.

So I went to Garden Spa / Red Rose in Burke, old Keene Rd. There was construction going on so was only able to do 30 min. The lady said since they were short on time she would charge. 4, instead of usual. 5.

As reviewed by others, massage was great. We conversed in Chinese. She told me I looked 23-24 (not too far off LOL).

But here was the kicker.

After I flipped, she just kept massaging until time was up and that was it LOL. Didn't ask about extras, Happy ending or anything. I get shy to ask so I didn't. I tipped. 2 and she told me to come back next time for a 90 min session.

Uhhhh is that normal? Is it because it was my first time there? Any tactful way of bringing up the finish?

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

[Tom McAn]

Ok guys I need some help. I have read and reread this posts over and over and sorting out the good not so good and bad reviews after awhile it all runs together so please help me. I have gone to various AMPs in NOVA and it's been hit or miss at best, so I think I may venture into the in home studios. I'm sure most photos are fake even though they swear they are real, Before I deploy to gosh knows where this time I want to try either b2 b or even a nuru, and would like some nice eye candy and still not have to take out a loan for an hour escape from reality, I see ads for Sophia, Bena, Maylin, Nadia, Amy, Lucy and the list goes on and on I saw a new one today for Apple, so I'm asking the professionals (you guys) for your help. Please share and if possible can you let me know your total damage. And as always thank you for your guidance and help.

Other mongers have posted reviews in the forum on some of these gals. I saw one for Jewel in Annandale, who also advertises as Bena, not too long ago and the monger reported paying a total of $$. 5 (base fee plus tip) for a rub followed by FS. That strikes me as rather high given that Jewel's base fee is $. 2 for an hour. Some of these gals can be reasonable with their tip expectations; others, like Jewel, suffer from GPS. It should also be noted that some of those providers don't offer French lessons or FS.

Your best bet might be to stick with reliable providers like KK, Nalee and Tara who offer good massages with limited post-flip service menus, but they also won't shake down mongers for unreasonable tips.

[Freddy35]

I tried CS again last week to see who I would get when I spun the wheel. This time it was Emma who was quite cute and looked to be in her 20's. I was a little worried because in the past when I've had young ones here they were business only. Emma gave a passable massage with a bit of incidental contact in the right places followed by a bit of taint massage right before the flip. After the flip she was ready go with a bit of light chest massage and then on to the main act. She allowed OTC roaming while in action. I tried a little UTC up top but she seemed reluctant. A nice time was had and its fun to get a younger cute provider.

The details Emma was cute with small Bs, friendly, and gave a passable massage with a good ending. The damage was 60 house and a 40 tip. I would see her again.

[Slate111]

Hi all,

I am relatively new to the site (not to the hobby) and have posted info on my experiences. I am curious about Jen in Centreville. There were a few posts about a month back but none since and when I search her name now there are no past threads.

I am guessing that might be because she has requested not to have posts on her? Or that people are wanting to keep her a secret? Or is there another possibility?

Anyway, I would love any info that people would like to share on her. Please PM me.

Thanks,

Ulrik.

She works with Nalee in Centreville. Her massage seem bit light compared to Nalee but she is young. I felt like she is a virgin and she feels too mechanical.