Escort Reviews

**RodneyDanger** · 08-04-19 01:29

Originally Posted by BoPhoenix [View Original Post]

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...y/970787678329

In today's edition of I Am A Moron. Had some early afternoon free time, was debating between Luna the redhead and Lizzy. Texted both, Lizzie was fun and engaging through text. Winner.

But then. I get to the hovel on the pike. 1. 0 for the half. The upselling begins. . 2 more for BBBJ. I'm already there, so I agree. Should have passed. Perhaps the cover would have protected me from what was the toothiest BBBJ of my life. Tried to get her in standing mosh, but she 'doesn't like that. ? So on with the cover and doggy. At this point all I wanted was to bust and go, so I spread her cheeks, opened her all the way up and plowed her until I finished.

Location-2.

Appearance-4 noticeable demons.

Attitude-2.

Performance-1.

Giving your money to me and slamming your cock in a car door would be more enjoyable than seeing this girl.

I had the similar misfortune that you did. Her pictures looked a hell of a lot better than she did.

There were several turn-offs and warning signs that I blatantly and unwisely ignored.

1- She was staying that that flea bag hotel off of the Jennings Road exit.

2- She took the money up front and then went to hand it off to someone. I jumped--probably scared her--so she agreed to just stuff it under the mattress.

3- I don't recall if I got a BBBJ or not but if I did, it wasn't memorable.

4- She pulled the same bullshit about only doing doggy style.

5- She kept asking me if I had cum yet.

This provider is looking for a quick bang so she can score some drugs. Definitely on the avoid list.

**Wsst3** · 08-04-19 01:11

Originally Posted by BoPhoenix [View Original Post]

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...y/970787678329

In today's edition of I Am A Moron. Had some early afternoon free time, was debating between Luna the redhead and Lizzy. Texted both, Lizzie was fun and engaging through text. Winner.

But then. I get to the hovel on the pike. 1. 0 for the half. The upselling begins. . 2 more for BBBJ. I'm already there, so I agree. Should have passed. Perhaps the cover would have protected me from what was the toothiest BBBJ of my life. Tried to get her in standing mosh, but she 'doesn't like that. ? So on with the cover and doggy. At this point all I wanted was to bust and go, so I spread her cheeks, opened her all the way up and plowed her until I finished.

Location-2.

Appearance-4 noticeable demons.

Attitude-2.

Performance-1.

Giving your money to me and slamming your cock in a car door would be more enjoyable than seeing this girl.

This is the same girl that was in a police pursuit and eventually collided with a police car in Wethersfield a few months ago.

I wouldn't trust this b1tch.

**Zeltenia** · 08-03-19 14:37

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...l/649761040553

Just saw this provider and it was great.

If you're not into big ass or BBWs she's not for you but if you are. She is very accommodating.

Takes direction well and seams to enjoy herself.

Had a great time will repeat.

If you want more info message me.

Z.

**NotoriousDic** · 08-03-19 14:17

Originally Posted by Sexecutioner [View Original Post]

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...n/226564140733

Not sure if her name is Tryna or what's goin on there.

Anyone out there taken her for a test drive?

Cause I think I need to. Looks kinda young though.

Saw Taylor on Thur night. She didn't have the same piercing or hairstyle as her pictures, but girls like that change styles all the time.

150/ hr! She is young, but knows what she's doing. Room didn't have a deadbolt on it, but still locked.

She says she is new at this and still learning the ropes. Says her name is Taylor Hartford, though I doubt that's her Christian name.

Kick her tires and take for a spin my man, I'm going back for more this weekend.

**JayZom** · 08-03-19 12:14

Originally Posted by LatinoSex99 [View Original Post]

I tried however my ethnicity was not qualified. I kid you not! LOL.

Yea she's super racist.

**Big Mac Daddy** · 08-03-19 10:00

Originally Posted by Kwagmire [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report BMD. I'm sorry you didn't have a good time.

I haven't seen her and wasn't planning to, but it's good to know my gut instinct was correct. The oversized bolt-ons, the fake lips, and the leathery freckles from overtanning indicated likely a high-miles, high-maintenance, very rules-why, old woman experience to me. I'm glad I passed.

I'm thinking of giving Alisa a shot -- something about her looks more "girl-next-door" and normal to me, and her unprofessional selfie shots are pretty attractive. You can never go by the glamour shots -- how she looks in her selfies is a much better indicator of who you'll meet when the door opens.

Don't forget the other end of the spectrum with the early-20-something crowd. You can run into lack of service or not good service, too.

Olita has been sending more than it's share of those. Hopefully, the Stamford crowd will get my warning on their board.

BMD.

**Kwagmire** · 08-03-19 09:26

Originally Posted by BigMacDaddy [View Original Post]

Curiosity got the better of me since she was past the 20-something crowd.

Pro: Owns a great slender, toned, petite banging body.

Cons: no kissing, no daty, barely a BBBJ, covered mish. Elapse bed time 15 minutes. Rudimentary english.

Save your money for someone else.

BMD.

Thanks for the report BMD. I'm sorry you didn't have a good time.

I haven't seen her and wasn't planning to, but it's good to know my gut instinct was correct. The oversized bolt-ons, the fake lips, and the leathery freckles from overtanning indicated likely a high-miles, high-maintenance, very rules-why, old woman experience to me. I'm glad I passed.

I'm thinking of giving Alisa a shot -- something about her looks more "girl-next-door" and normal to me, and her unprofessional selfie shots are pretty attractive. You can never go by the glamour shots -- how she looks in her selfies is a much better indicator of who you'll meet when the door opens.

**MonkeyMan** · 08-03-19 09:00

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...i/615500392188

She is definitely a BBW. Saw her in a clean hotel. She is friendly. Yes her body is big but overall it was not the worse I had. BBBJ and covered mish and doggy. Nothing spectacular nor terrible. Would not repeat. Still looking for good one. $0.8 for the half.

**MonkeyMan** · 08-03-19 08:39

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...0/579912768975

Saw her at a place that she shares with another provider. Get there in an apartment complex. Street filled with losers asking for money or smokes. She couldn't find a cover so we went bb. Bedroom door was closed so did the deed on the sofa. BBBJ was not all that. Doggy only because the sofa was uncomfortable and mish was out of the question. The pics are the girl but another creative picture taking angles. Has a gut and her body is too loose and soft if you know what I'm saying. Will not repeat. $0 8 for the half.

**Sexecutioner** · 08-03-19 01:53

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...n/226564140733

Not sure if her name is Tryna or what's goin on there.

Anyone out there taken her for a test drive?

Cause I think I need to. Looks kinda young though.

**Big Mac Daddy** · 08-02-19 22:06

Curiosity got the better of me since she was past the 20-something crowd.

Pro: Owns a great slender, toned, petite banging body.

Cons: no kissing, no daty, barely a BBBJ, covered mish. Elapse bed time 15 minutes. Rudimentary english.

Save your money for someone else.

BMD.

**TomPager** · 08-02-19 22:00

Originally Posted by ManLovesLadies [View Original Post]

I was texting the redhead and was ready to pull the trigger until she started posing photos from behind. No way I can deal with that dumper. I do believe I read a recent review, however that talked about taking her to Greece and enjoying it -- or at least the view as he was getting ready to begin.

I have dreamed about the little blonde three or four times. You have got to love that hot little body. She is up for just about anything, so the Greek Isles may be on the menu. I'm not interested in that trip, so I never ask. But she was fun and clean and accommodating. I just got tired of her. Plus she does rush you a bit.

I have texted the hottie in the bath a few times. When it gets time to close the deal, she has disappeared. Don't know why. Maybe she is afraid that I'm just too handsome and she'll fall in love.

Anyway, hope that helps a bit.

I dreamed about the redhead last Wednesday. Pics are not her. She is much bigger. And not as good looking. (And the bar was pretty low to begin with.). She is into anal if you can find it. She greatly enjoyed digital stimulation / insertion. It was hard to finish. But a man's got to do what a man's got to do. Definitive TOFTM.

**Garthy** · 08-02-19 17:22

Originally Posted by Racer210 [View Original Post]

I've been following this ad for a while now but haven't had the opportunity to investigate even though I drive right through Hartford periodically. I did notice that sometime yesterday the ad was modified to mention something about playing cards. Maybe code for something??

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...2/486530176262

Rules vary-- usually you buy a "card" or 2 or three. A card can vary in cost, but when you enter the house, you purchase cards. Maybe a card is $25 or $50. Cards get you time and / or service. One girl may do one thing for 1 card (eg. BJ), maybe FS is 2, anal or 2 pops is 3. That's just a lame example-- I have no idea how this place (that I don't think is for real) works.

So, what the ad is saying is you get "2 for 1" (even more reason to think it is BS).

I am sure someone with more experience with this type of set-up can comment further.

A good post on how the card system works is in the Queens / NYC forum; post #6942

**Racer210** · 08-02-19 16:10

Originally Posted by Garthy [View Original Post]

If it were the Brooklyn / Queens style chica house, why wouldn't they let people in? Especially the likes of Gordon.

Unless it's Latin Kings only, but then why advertise? Besides. Gordon's MS-13 cred would have gotten him a pass. (I'm kidding).

I think it's bullshit, but I fail to understand the purpose of the ad (unless it is a pissed off ex-tenant of the building).

I've been following this ad for a while now but haven't had the opportunity to investigate even though I drive right through Hartford periodically. I did notice that sometime yesterday the ad was modified to mention something about playing cards. Maybe code for something??

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...2/486530176262

**Garthy** · 08-02-19 15:41

Originally Posted by GordonFreeman [View Original Post]

I have tried a couple times and never got past the old guy. There is one forum member that has been let in many times. I think if the ad was fake the old guy would have been pissed about people ringing his bell all day and night and would have put up something like stop ringing my door bell.

If it were the Brooklyn / Queens style chica house, why wouldn't they let people in? Especially the likes of Gordon.

Unless it's Latin Kings only, but then why advertise? Besides. Gordon's MS-13 cred would have gotten him a pass. (I'm kidding).

I think it's bullshit, but I fail to understand the purpose of the ad (unless it is a pissed off ex-tenant of the building).