Massage Parlor Reports

[Idk85]

Some people aren't meant for the business. Tina is one of those people.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6661527.html

Her photo isn't in the ad; however, I was able to obtain a photo of Tina. I decided to do the massage and nuru combo with her. It seems KK made a mistake in selecting her.

I mean she is a nice lady but she was never trained. Lucy had to do 95% of the massage because Tina doesn't know how to massage. I didn't ask for Lucy. So, Lucy doing the massage was a nice bonus. While Lucy was doing the massage, she was giving instructions on how to do a massage to Tina in their native language. It was very awkward to say the least. After a while, Lucy left the room and Tina attempted to massage me. It wasn't a massage and I started to feel sorry for her.

Tina's massage was non-existent and she used too much oil. She gave up after a few minutes. When it was time for the nuru, she didn't know how to do it. She basically laid on me and moved a few inches. She knew she was fucking up. I felt sorry for her again.

I didn't hold it against her because I could tell she was super nervous. She was physically nervous and she kept mumbling to herself. I think the mumbling was a reaction to her nervousness. I believe that this is her first week. I also must mention that her English is non-existent. So, communicating with her was very difficult.

Her body? Well, she is 45+ and it shows. I'm not going to describe it because I feel sorry for her.

She is in the wrong business.

[HighwayGuy]

Question re Lucy. The bedpage ad says Lucy and Tina and has a face picture of someone a little older than I typically desire and a second picture of someone in a bikini. Who looks like she's right in my wheelhouse. Are the pics two different people and which one is Lucy?

Also, anyone know their rate for Nuru?

Challenge accepted. Upon reading this the other day I immediately cemented Lucy to my To Do List. Justin brah PM'd me and told me about her arrival, but the All Star potential Vaughn brah wondered about sealed it. I texted yesterday and got my appointment.

I met up with Lucy at the designated address. The pics in her ads are definitely her and she is attractive. This is even more so the case when she smiles. Her smile is really pretty. She looks to be around Vandaras age, and the age range isn't the only similarity between the two. Also of note is that she's a little slimmer than her pictures would lead you to believe. I went in thinking she'd be a little more voluptuous than she actually is.

After accepting the shower and handing off the Thai independent rate and tip, I head to the table. Lucy's English is very limited. Like very limited. Whatever level you're imagining right now, bump it down two more notches out of ten. There are blatantly big teddies inside this t-shirt she has on and I am in eager expectation to fondle said teds. I'm just hoping that these big teddies aren't being exaggerated by her bra.

The massage started and after the first few moves she asks: "Medium?" To which I reply "I prefer strong sweetheart. " She says "Strong!? Oh I can do strong!" I didn't know what this shock and excitement was all about, but I am intrigued. What I was in for was a lesson very much akin to that of a European tourist visiting Murica. A brah who walks into a 711 to procure a medium Slurpee for refreshment, and is immediately pelted in the face with a cup the size of well bucket. The same way units of measurement shockingly don't mean the same to us, units of pressure don't mean the same to Lucy...

[Frank Digitola]

I do not know whether they would make Frankie's All Star Teddies, but....

Challenge accepted. Upon reading this the other day I immediately cemented Lucy to my To Do List. Justin brah PM'd me and told me about her arrival, but the All Star potential Vaughn brah wondered about sealed it. I texted yesterday and got my appointment.

I met up with Lucy at the designated address. The pics in her ads are definitely her and she is attractive. This is even more so the case when she smiles. Her smile is really pretty. She looks to be around Vandaras age, and the age range isn't the only similarity between the two. Also of note is that she's a little slimmer than her pictures would lead you to believe. I went in thinking she'd be a little more voluptuous than she actually is.

After accepting the shower and handing off the Thai independent rate and tip, I head to the table. Lucy's English is very limited. Like very limited. Whatever level you're imagining right now, bump it down two more notches out of ten. There are blatantly big teddies inside this t-shirt she has on and I am in eager expectation to fondle said teds. I'm just hoping that these big teddies aren't being exaggerated by her bra.

The massage started and after the first few moves she asks: "Medium?" To which I reply "I prefer strong sweetheart. " She says "Strong!? Oh I can do strong!" I didn't know what this shock and excitement was all about, but I am intrigued. What I was in for was a lesson very much akin to that of a European tourist visiting Murica. A brah who walks into a 711 to procure a medium Slurpee for refreshment, and is immediately pelted in the face with a cup the size of well bucket. The same way units of measurement shockingly don't mean the same to us, units of pressure don't mean the same to Lucy.

For Lucy, ST is that light, tickle, Sam Smith music playing touch, medium is strong, and strong is uh, fucking Goku. Lucy is strong as hell! I have never, ever, gotten a massage this strong. She's stronger than any of the providers I've seen by a lot. Her massage was incredible. It was a lot like Vandaras CMT level Thai massage with stretching throughout, but much stronger. It was crazy because her pressure was massively intense but never crossed the line into painful. However I can see how some brahs who don't like deep tissue would be in pain. I don't know if she's got the paperwork, but she also performed a lot of chiropractic adjustments during our session. She cracked my knees, ankles, back, arms, and she adjusted my neck a few times pre and post flip. Speaking of which, she flipped me.

When she flipped me I was hamburger. I was totally relaxed. She massages the front and does her thing. She then gets to the vicinity of junior and asks if I want a Hugh Jackman. I tell her I do. She asked if I was going to tip her and I told her I had already slipped four Lin Manuel Miranda's in amongst the basic indy Thai fee. She's cool with that. The brief negotiation in conjunction with the non-sensual, yet very wonderful and therapeutic massage equaled no raging boner yet. I've got a chubber, but I'm not full mast. Lucy comes around to the other side of the table, lifts my bozack, takes two fingers and pushes strong, but not painfully on the side of my taint. She reaches over and does it on the other side of my taint. She does that in four different spots on my taint and then four spots on my pubic area. It didn't feel sexual. It just felt like pressure. However with each press I slowly get harder to the point where I'm now harder than a game of chess in Central Park. She smiles, points to junior and says "Ready now. Good. " as she gives me a thumbs up. I ask "WTF? Do we have a bunch of dude clits we don't know about inside of us?" But as I said earlier, limited English. Joke didn't kill.

She then removes her shirt and I find that her bra is in fact not exaggerating things, as it is nonexistent. Her teddies are big, but they are bolt ons. She asks if I want a slow tugger and I tell her I do. I roamed away on the teddies as she gave me a slow and sensual HJ. I was going to town on the teddies and she asked if I liked them. I tell her I did and she then ted banged me a bit before tugging me to a great pop. She then grabs the base, tugs more and milks out every drop.

Despite not cracking into the Frankie Digitola Teddies Hall of Fame due to the bolt on nature of the teddies, I absolutely loved my time with Lucy. Massage was beyond fantastic. Finish was great too, but that was a top 5 massage for me and the highlight of my time with her. She'll only be in town for a few more weeks she said, so get her while the getting is good.

Frankie.

[JTreehorn14]

The last time I went to VIP was around January. I've been there a bunch of times and I've run into 20 something, glow honies on every visit. Greenbelt is a hike for me so these visits were not consecutive weeks. So if you have gone more regularly then your perspective is probably different. In my experience VIP has been where the hotter younger kpop idol looking chicks, Rising Sun is the consistency depot with attractive providers of a broad age range, and TK has the sultry looking chicks but has been mystery meat for me. I've been there 3 or 4 times and each time has been meh or okay. I'm bummed that in my Greenbelt travels I never saw Gucci. That's what brought me to Greenbelt in the first place. According to lore, Gucci is Greenbelts Bella. She's older I believe, but from the descriptions I've read it sounds like she's from the same stacked, Korean unicorn factory that Bella is from. But also like Bella she's hard to find.

Frankie.

Isn't she back? I got her a year or so back on a random, half-drunk, late night visit. I am not a big boob guy, but even so, I was impressed. If they're man-made they feel unbelievably natural. She is older, but she was very playful. No BBJ, but during the shower she gave junior (who was rock hard) several kisses and even licked the shaft a few times. If there was a massage back in the room, I don't recall it. The rest of our time was spent getting very sweaty and she genuinely seemed to be into it with lots of dirty talk that did not seem rehearsed. Honestly, it felt like a drunken hook-up where both people are just horny and looking to bang each othjer's brains out. YMMV, but that was my experience with Gucci.

[GilBang]

Very disappointed visit to Live yesterday. I was expecting quite a direct trip to FS as per my previous visits there, and recent posts, but got nothing at all.

...... (went to Top, and got what I was looking for).

You got FS at Top? Top as in the one on Rt. 7 down the road from Tysons? If so, the last time I went to Top, several months ago, I didn't get anything but standard nova.

[Fun Sex]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nikki-escort-fairfax-34928#erotic.

Nikki is a Thai massage provider who has been in the business for a while. She is likely in her late 30's or early 40's, large natural breasts, curvy thick body, above average in looks. Solid strong massage without much teasing while on my stomach. But when I turned over, she was only dressed in a thong and showing off those big breasts. She placed my hand on her ass and encouraged me to touch. Nice sensual slow HJ as I touched her breasts and ass. She didn't rush the HJ and I had a nice finish. Nikki is a good massage provider but don't expect anything more than a HJ.

I know Nikki for a long time. She is cool and funny. She used to work at a condo in Fairfax. I don't know if she is still at the same location or not. Her massage is not great, but everything else is. You will leave happy.

[Mayhem101]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nikki-escort-fairfax-34928#erotic.

Nikki is a Thai massage provider who has been in the business for a while. She is likely in her late 30's or early 40's, large natural breasts, curvy thick body, above average in looks. Solid strong massage without much teasing while on my stomach. But when I turned over, she was only dressed in a thong and showing off those big breasts. She placed my hand on her ass and encouraged me to touch. Nice sensual slow HJ as I touched her breasts and ass. She didn't rush the HJ and I had a nice finish. Nikki is a good massage provider but don't expect anything more than a HJ.

[Frank Digitola]

While VIP is good, RS probably has younger looking girls and the level service is pretty consistent. And I'm not sure when you went to VIP, but none of the girls that work at there and at RS are in their 20's. Early to mid 30's is usually what they are. That being said, they are for the most part attractive and mostly have good service. I've gotten the best and consistent service at RS though.

If you're looking for an AMP with girls that are in their 20's and have excellent service, you're better off going to K-town in NYC.

The last time I went to VIP was around January. I've been there a bunch of times and I've run into 20 something, glow honies on every visit. Greenbelt is a hike for me so these visits were not consecutive weeks. So if you have gone more regularly then your perspective is probably different. In my experience VIP has been where the hotter younger kpop idol looking chicks, Rising Sun is the consistency depot with attractive providers of a broad age range, and TK has the sultry looking chicks but has been mystery meat for me. I've been there 3 or 4 times and each time has been meh or okay. I'm bummed that in my Greenbelt travels I never saw Gucci. That's what brought me to Greenbelt in the first place. According to lore, Gucci is Greenbelts Bella. She's older I believe, but from the descriptions I've read it sounds like she's from the same stacked, Korean unicorn factory that Bella is from. But also like Bella she's hard to find.

Frankie.

[Bentaki]

Last time I went a few months ago I got Zoey. Good massage and a nice body and overall a pretty woman. There is another one there too I haven't tried but she looks good too. The other women are gone. Must have changed management.

Very disappointed visit to Live yesterday. I was expecting quite a direct trip to FS as per my previous visits there, and recent posts, but got nothing at all.

Pretty, youngish (<30) long-haired girl on the desk, who called herself Sofia, tight little shorts and a top she was busting out of. She appeared to be the only one there. $50 for half hour. I asked for a quick TS but she just pointed me to the shower and left me to it. I fiddled with the control but couldn't get warm water, so overall this was not a good start.

Back in the room I told her I didn't want any massage and asked what fun we could have instead. She has limited English and asked that I teach her a few words. I spoke to her in Cantonese but she's from PRC and didn't understand a word. I sat on the edge of the table with her between my legs and slid my hands up her shirt. So, she looks like she's a DD but that's only because she's wearing a bra way too big for her. Lifted her shirt to check it out and saw her B tits floating in the big padded bra. I played with them a bit while discussing options, but she didn't want to do any more than a HJ, so I said I'll leave. She was quite sweet and repeated in her broken English and with gestures what she could do, but I said not thanks, got dressed and left (went to Top, and got what I was looking for).

It seems there's been a change in management here. I noted it was closed for several weeks. So it seems to me it's not as much a sure thing as before.

I don't plan on returning unless I hear reports of more action.

[BoobyHunter]

First off, thank you to all the members for their info.

From what I've been reading about the AMPs in NoVA, it seems that they are very YMMV and are less likely to have a FS / GFE ending like in GB, which is pretty much a norm. Is that a fair assumption or is it more YMMV in NoVA?

Unfortunately for me, I live in Bmore and so all the great Asian ladies are in NoVA and is a bit of a trek. The closest I have for consistent service is GB. However, I would like to try a different AMP occasionally. I've read about Emerald and Shirlington as having good service, albeit YMMV. Any other one's you guys recommend? PM is fine.

[BoobyHunter]

There's also a place called VIP in Greenbelt. I've been there at least a dozen times and girls there have all been young and hot. All 20 something with their glow well in tact.

While VIP is good, RS probably has younger looking girls and the level service is pretty consistent. And I'm not sure when you went to VIP, but none of the girls that work at there and at RS are in their 20's. Early to mid 30's is usually what they are. That being said, they are for the most part attractive and mostly have good service. I've gotten the best and consistent service at RS though.

If you're looking for an AMP with girls that are in their 20's and have excellent service, you're better off going to K-town in NYC.

[Frank Digitola]

Oh sorry I guess I should have been more clear. I didn't have anyone in mind and I was asking if anyone here had a recommendation for me if they knew someone good.

I ended up seeing Leah. She advertises on BP and should be easy to find. Her place is on gallows in an office complex. I was surprised that she only asked for. 8 for the hour (I was expecting $ . 2) so I guess I got lucky? She was there alone and is older than what I've seen described here. I'd say she is closer to 40 than 30 but she seemed really nice. The looks were very meh but maybe I have high standards. Very average body and face but is very short and small. One thing that was true was that her English was very very good so it was easy to talk to her. Massage and flip were both good but I wouldn't say they were special (standard NOVA). She let the girls out on request and I tipped her. 6 but maybe I should have left. 4.

Leah is dope. I've seen her quite a few times. Once she gets warmed up to you, she has a real sexiness to her style of massage and flip. I've had some really great experiences with her despite her rack not being what I normally search for.

If you're a high standards having brah and you're looking for a Thai indy, your best bet is Mint. If you don't think Mint is hot then you have no pulse. If you want young, high level Korean chicks you're going to have to cross the bridge. Gil Brah and I have talked about Emerald in Camp Springs. There's also a place called VIP in Greenbelt. I've been there at least a dozen times and girls there have all been young and hot. All 20 something with their glow well in tact. Across the bridge can be a bit of a hike, but the chicks there are definitely down for a trip to Poundtown.

Frankie.

[Budentist]

Any recommendations for slimmer ladies in the fairfax complex off lee highway? Decent face, slim, no bowling balls.

Thanks.

[Hwr02]

Not sure how to answer you. Who are you seeing? Did.

You do any research to see what this Indy offers in services.

And costs? If you did and treat her nicely I don't think there.

Should be any concerns.

How can we give you advice unless we know who it is?

Oh sorry I guess I should have been more clear. I didn't have anyone in mind and I was asking if anyone here had a recommendation for me if they knew someone good.

I ended up seeing Leah. She advertises on BP and should be easy to find. Her place is on gallows in an office complex. I was surprised that she only asked for. 8 for the hour (I was expecting $ . 2) so I guess I got lucky? She was there alone and is older than what I've seen described here. I'd say she is closer to 40 than 30 but she seemed really nice. The looks were very meh but maybe I have high standards. Very average body and face but is very short and small. One thing that was true was that her English was very very good so it was easy to talk to her. Massage and flip were both good but I wouldn't say they were special (standard NOVA). She let the girls out on request and I tipped her. 6 but maybe I should have left. 4.

[Backrub321]

I have had better a way better dream at some place on Rt1 Woodbridge. It was past Lustine Toyota going south right on the left side. TS and a real nice massage.

Are you talking about Rt1 Potomac Therapy? That's in the other direction (north) and on the other side (west).

Or are you talking about a yet-to-be-discovered place, south of Lustine and on the east side of 1?