Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-08-19 09:45

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SweetAlexis44

Have seen SweetAlexis a few times before, but have not repeated due to weight gain. She is 5'11" and with heels, will probably tower over some of you. She has done some amateur porn under screen name Carli Evelyn, and I included a website where you can watch some of her previous online work. First time a saw her was at her crappy home in SB, then a few more times at her incall hotel in the Temecula area. She was 100% GFE to me, and there were reports that BBFS was available but I was not able to sample that. BBBJCIM, DATY, DFK, CFS, pics / vid for a small upcharge. My sessions have always been CFS to the point of orgasm, then I yank the rubber off and let her mouth finish the job, which she does expertly and always made the hairs in the back of my neck stand up. Amazing suction finish, feels so good. She owns a GangBang club on Hx, and frequently organizes these orgies. Girls have learned this cool trick to make them look hotter, that is, surround yourself with chicks uglier and fatter than you, so you end up looking hot. She now hangs with some of biggest butts on Hx, but if she is not careful, will end up entering their weight class as well LOL. Anyway, here are screen shots from the 50 minute video of my last Hr session with her, and a few of her Hx profile pics. If you don't mind her size now, she will give great service.

**BangTango** · 06-30-19 02:04

Originally Posted by EmoDisliker [View Original Post]

Damn she didn't respond to my msg last time she was around.

Providers talking about how much biz they do by alluding to how quickly they book. Might want to re-evaluate the sales technique. Unless you are the kind of cuck that enjoys that shit. Might want to find another way to create a sense of urgency. Because I for one don't want to know how many loads you are swallowing before I gt there or how many creampies you have taken the day of my visit. Dumb WG's.

**RubnHood** · 06-25-19 23:46

Originally Posted by SleekSkeet [View Original Post]

60 min was four benjis.

I did not acquire about BBFS. I only save that for the wife and the mistress.

If she asks for 180/ hhr GFE, she also wants 400/ hr?

LOL, what kind of Hooker Math is that?

In that case, I'd like to schedule 2 back to back 30 minute GFE sessions please! Then I'll have $40 extra gas money for the drive home.

**EmoDisliker** · 06-24-19 19:08

Originally Posted by Punter3 [View Original Post]

I definitely want to see her. She is on the top of TDL, but she books up real fast. I tried to book a session last time she was available and she replied (a big plus) but only to say she was fully booked. Pale white girls with nice bodies are irresistible.

Damn she didn't respond to my msg last time she was around =\.

**Punter3** · 06-22-19 18:21

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Eviebaby

Someone here mentioned they had a good time with her so I went to see her myself.

She has one of the best natural bodies (was a swimmer in high school) I've ever seen in person with an easy to talk to and chill personality. No rush but she'll tactfully check on time on occasion. She really gets into it and her natural Ds and pink nipples with that pale skin is just perfect to fuck. Pictures are truly representative with a cute nerdy look. She kept the glasses on during the entire session which I find hot and sexy.

Highly recommended and will repeat.

I definitely want to see her. She is on the top of TDL, but she books up real fast. I tried to book a session last time she was available and she replied (a big plus) but only to say she was fully booked. Pale white girls with nice bodies are irresistible.

**Bastard Chorum** · 06-22-19 18:07

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Eviebaby

Someone here mentioned they had a good time with her so I went to see her myself.

She has one of the best natural bodies (was a swimmer in high school) I've ever seen in person with an easy to talk to and chill personality. No rush but she'll tactfully check on time on occasion. She really gets into it and her natural Ds and pink nipples with that pale skin is just perfect to fuck. Pictures are truly representative with a cute nerdy look. She kept the glasses on during the entire session which I find hot and sexy.

Highly recommended and will repeat.

**AliasIncognito** · 06-22-19 13:28

Don't bother with Candygirl_21. Advertised rates are cheap but tried to upsell services after saying they were included when in texts. Claims greek is on the menu but she'll decline it when you are there saying you are too big. There's a reason for the negative ratings. Don't make the same mistake I did.

**Edward Appleby** · 06-21-19 10:20

I visited someone there earlier this week. Zero issues. Had a nice time.

I always bring a backpack with personal supplies like soap and a towel, so it looks like I'm staying at whatever place I'm visiting. It's also good to know where the elevator is upon entering the lobby.

For this particular hotel, there are side exits so you don't have to walk past the front desk when you leave.

Originally Posted by DreamFreez [View Original Post]

Avoid this hotel, the management knows what's up.

So I went to see this chick called LindseyLove on PD, 2 minutes in we were arguing, because she doesn't want to touch my junk, she only wants to touch it with a condom on. WTF. She wanted to put a condom on a flacid dick.

I got mad, got dressed and left.

When I was leaving, a couple of Hotel Management were asking me how my night was going, they kind of looked suspicious, there.

There was two LEO cars outside. I acted normal and bounced

It's the one on 55 and Dyer, avoid seeing providers at that location.

**PSEFuckSlutLuv** · 06-20-19 20:41

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/tiffinaysweets

Any intel is appreciated. Thanks.

**TrojanHorsey** · 06-20-19 13:02

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PrincessKristie

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...rincessKristie

I have been following PrincessKristie for a long time. She was definitely an itch that I had to scratch or I would go insane. What first caught my eye was her fire engine red hair. Then later on, she switched to the Smurf look and dyed her hair blue--even better. I simply love fucking white chicks with Alt hair. She is active on Humanipimp and that is how I booked her but if you are not a member, she advertises on many other sites including PD, link conveniently added above for you lazy bastards. I have done my fair share of research about her and knew she was BBFS friendly, so I booked her for an Hr outcall to my OC hotel. I added an upcharge to her PSE package to include BBFSCIP and pics / vid.

Her PM to me on Humanipimp stated: (rates redacted): "No CIM no DFK no Greek everything else goes. Some fetish is extra like pse and others. I have an incall and I also do outcalls. I absolutely love everything sexually literally I have an extremely high sex drive and I'm always looking to quench it I'm Available 24/7. Text me with handle we can set something up and discuss any fetish you have".

She came as advertised with blue hair, but her hair is thinning real bad. This chick needs to lay off the dyes for a while and let her hair and scalp recover from the constant chemical assault. She is currently touring Nor Cal and I am not sure if her hair is still blue. It may be red again who knows? Really sexy chick with pale skin like porcelain marred by horrible tats (Girls you really need to stop this shit), large perky tits and round plump ass. I was not disappointed with her looks because her weight is accurate from the online ads as opposed to the usual +25 lbs LOL.

For those of you obsessed with kissing, look elsewhere. Kristie does not want your mouth anywhere near her face and has filed a permanent restraining order. However, you can drool anywhere else on her body, as I did. Sucked on her super pink nipples. Then on to the main course--her pink fresh sweet pussy. The DATY was good for me, not sure if it was for her since I heard no sounds, but she did spread eagle real wide for me the whole time my face was buried in her snatch. Her BBBJ was the way I like it--sensual, slow, wet, and deep. She does not do BLS, but will suck on the head really hard. Now for the main entre. At this point my cock was like mahogany, and I started with mish, then doggie, then CG, then finished mish again. Her pussy was amazing. She let me slam it as hard as I could. At least as hard as one holding a Canon Delphi with one hand, and bracing himself with the other as possible I guess. She drained my balls completely as I CIP deep inside her. I attempted Round 2 for MSOG but alas, the spirit was willing but the body was weak. So we just talked for a little bit until it was time for her to go. I am certain that tight pink pussy was leaking my baby gravy long after she left my hotel room LOL.

If you can skip the kissing part and your wallet can handle the PSE options, then Kristie is a go-to girl for some raw doggin action. Here are some screen shots from my 39 minute vid and also 3 pics from her online ads.

**TrojanHorsey** · 06-20-19 12:35

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PrincessKristie

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...rincessKristie

**WildMan007** · 06-18-19 12:45

Originally Posted by DreamFreez [View Original Post]

Avoid this hotel, the management knows what's up.

So I went to see this chick called LindseyLove on PD, 2 minutes in we were arguing, because she doesn't want to touch my junk, she only wants to touch it with a condom on. WTF. She wanted to put a condom on a flacid dick.

I got mad, got dressed and left.

When I was leaving, a couple of Hotel Management were asking me how my night was going, they kind of looked suspicious, there.

There was two LEO cars outside. I acted normal and bounced

It's the one on 55 and Dyer, avoid seeing providers at that location.

Pimps ruined that Hotel over 10 years ago. Their is always a sting operation on Friday and Saturday night. That location has been there over 30 years.

**TrojanHorsey** · 06-18-19 09:03

Originally Posted by DreamFreez [View Original Post]

Avoid this hotel, the management knows what's up.

So I went to see this chick called LindseyLove on PD, 2 minutes in we were arguing, because she doesn't want to touch my junk, she only wants to touch it with a condom on. WTF. She wanted to put a condom on a flacid dick.

I got mad, got dressed and left.

When I was leaving, a couple of Hotel Management were asking me how my night was going, they kind of looked suspicious, there.

There was two LEO cars outside. I acted normal and bounced

It's the one on 55 and Dyer, avoid seeing providers at that location.

If you found LindsayLove on PD, why would you post this report under Orange County Humaniplex 411 & Reviews? Does she have an HX account? The LE and hotel interference does not bother me. What bothers me is a hooker with an extreme case of germaphobia.

**DreamFreez** · 06-18-19 05:11

Avoid this hotel, the management knows what's up.

So I went to see this chick called LindseyLove on PD, 2 minutes in we were arguing, because she doesn't want to touch my junk, she only wants to touch it with a condom on. WTF. She wanted to put a condom on a flacid dick.

I got mad, got dressed and left.

When I was leaving, a couple of Hotel Management were asking me how my night was going, they kind of looked suspicious, there.

There was two LEO cars outside. I acted normal and bounced

It's the one on 55 and Dyer, avoid seeing providers at that location.

**Dolato** · 06-18-19 02:25

Originally Posted by DreamFreez [View Original Post]

I decided not to see her, she has a business woman vibe.

She does have a "business woman vibe", but not icey cold and standoff-ish. I mentioned how she turned down my cob request even though it was on the menu. She told me it was extra, but I didn't want to press the issue since I was about finished. Not sure what her short time rates are, but if her look appeals to you, then a hh or even a qq if it's available would be worth it in my opinion.