Massage Parlor Reports

[Freddy35]

Based on some reviews on RM I tried New Sky. I walked in and got Angela. I'm thinking good so far because I'm a lightweight and my best option would by DIY with plenty of visuals and assist. Angies reviews on RM said she was shy and DIY was the main course. She proceeds to give me a thorough table shower wih a nice friendly towel off at the end. Back to the room for an OK massage on the back. The tease before the flip included light finger tips and hair dragging then, whoa, nipples dragging on my back. On the flip the girls were out and they were very nice firm Bs. With Angelas quick attention and those great playtoys I didn't last a minute even though I took control of the stroking to slow it down. Oh well. I like to drag it out and enjoy for a while but it was not to happen today. Angela then cleans me up and gives me a scalp and face massage for another 5 minutes. I'm out the door in 45 min. The particulars: Angela was very cute, thin and trim with a nice perky top. She had on a short little skirt with some type of athletic short shorts underneath. She had a nice firm butt and OTC there was no problem. She was not shy at all by my experience. I paid 80 to the house and gave her a 45 tip.

[RustyMuffler]

Can't live with them; and can't deal with some of them even for the short amount of time you're paying for their company.

When she was on, she was fantastic. When she was fickle it was a very uneventful finish with no extras. Last I spoke to her she was going back home for 5-6 months.

I used to see her regularly a few years back. Definitely YMMV, and even if you get excellent mileage, she can still be rather fickle. You can go from a solid GFE encounter (the view in 69 is spectacular) to being cut off on a whim. It's possible you'll go back and get GFE all the way, or she won't reply to your texts. Not sure what else to say.

[BenDiesel30]

Heard that legendary Linda / Coco now is serving at King spa and so scheduled 1 hour with now CiCi. Her HJ skills is unparalleled and edged me for a long while. I have never experienced those sensation anywhere else, not even with myself. Feels like she is not having a firm grip of junior and she goes up and down really slowly. I don't know if this is because she used cream but not oil to have this effect. She took direction well and never once did she do any jackhammer or mechanical motion, so I was able explode at last minutes of our session.

While the HJ session is memorable, here comes some other details I noticed. I don't know if it's just me being a perfectionist or of Virgo something, I always find blemish in gem. Her massage skill is very mehish. I had plenty opportunities touching her leg and thigh while she was doing massage. Her leg skin already loose and muscle not that firm anymore. Judging from this, I guess she must be 50's or upper 40's. But her face is still tight and smooth and even a bit oily. So she must had botox or other work done to her face. Her english is not good. I tried to make small talk throughout. As I am very familiar with korean food, TV shows and culture etc, I usually was able to make connection with K-girls very easily. But she mostly just answer with one or two words and never initiate any conversation.

As I never experienced Linda / Coco at angel, I really don't know whether the CiCi I saw is really her. For those mongers who have seen Linda / Coco before, is she the one like I described?

Sorry dude you must have got played, that's Kim she is older but still attractive for her age. Her massage was meh but everything else after flip is typical nova. Cici massage is one of the best in VA IMHO.

[VaughnBraun]

Just a hunch, but pretty good one!

I concur with Tapas' assessment. Submissive Vivian is really Alice.

I got suckered by Alice's advertised charms a few years ago and learned my lesson, never to repeat. But I must admit Submissive Vivian was beginning to entice me to open my wallet. That is. . . Until I saw one of the images she used in her Bedpage ad. I knew immediately she was, in fact, Alice.

My single experience with Alice started with texting to secure a one hour appointment and location of her AAMP. She seemed friendly and business-like. Scheduled a 5:00 PM appointment at her location in an apartment / condo complex close to Vienna Metro. Arrived on time and she talked me into the specific parking spot and apartment. Opened the door to a pleasant-looking Thai lady, roughly 30 ish in age / appearance. Massage table in a bedroom that was laden with shoe boxes and other clothing items. So, at least I knew where her money went. Massage was light and uninspired. She kept larding me with baby oil and talking about her ex-boyfriend from Switzerland when she lived in LA. Now, I do not mind a chatty masseuse, but please stop informing me of your love life woes! I want to escape my world when I go to a masseuse, not get bombarded by the details of failed relationships.

When the flip came there was an attempt to upsell. No sweet talk, no gentle touches and teasing; just more baby oil and a jackhammer. She then demanded a tip for her mediocre effort. I toweled off quickly and threw her an extra $20 just to shut her up.

Bottom Line: Alice / Vivian, or whoever she claims to be next week, is not worth your time, money, or aggravation. There are so many more friendly, professional, and reasonable AAMPs in NOVA to spend your hard-earned money and free time than that unskilled, talky grifter. Stay Away and maybe she will go away.

[JustaNon75]

I used to see her regularly a few years back. Definitely YMMV, and even if you get excellent mileage, she can still be rather fickle. You can go from a solid GFE encounter (the view in 69 is spectacular) to being cut off on a whim. It's possible you'll go back and get GFE all the way, or she won't reply to your texts. Not sure what else to say.

When she was on, she was fantastic. When she was fickle it was a very uneventful finish with no extras. Last I spoke to her she was going back home for 5-6 months.

[GilBang]

Heard that legendary Linda / Coco now is serving at King spa and so scheduled 1 hour with now CiCi. Her HJ skills is unparalleled and edged me for a long while. I have never experienced those sensation anywhere else, not even with myself. Feels like she is not having a firm grip of junior and she goes up and down really slowly. I don't know if this is because she used cream but not oil to have this effect. She took direction well and never once did she do any jackhammer or mechanical motion, so I was able explode at last minutes of our session.

While the HJ session is memorable, here comes some other details I noticed. I don't know if it's just me being a perfectionist or of Virgo something, I always find blemish in gem. Her massage skill is very mehish. I had plenty opportunities touching her leg and thigh while she was doing massage. Her leg skin already loose and muscle not that firm anymore. Judging from this, I guess she must be 50's or upper 40's. But her face is still tight and smooth and even a bit oily. So she must had botox or other work done to her face. Her english is not good. I tried to make small talk throughout. As I am very familiar with korean food, TV shows and culture etc, I usually was able to make connection with K-girls very easily. But she mostly just answer with one or two words and never initiate any conversation.

As I never experienced Linda / Coco at angel, I really don't know whether the CiCi I saw is really her. For those mongers who have seen Linda / Coco before, is she the one like I described?

As far as I know CiCi from King is out of town, then again, this is the usual line when they go to another AMP to fill in. I've seen CiCi before and, I could be wrong, but some of what you describe doesn't describe her. I don't think her massage is meh and I've never experienced "loose leg skin" LOL and I've always been able to carry a decent conversation with her. How were her tits? I know hers are implants and while they look nice, while playing with them, you can tell there's a little play.

[NyHornet]

Hello gentlemen! Thanks for having me. I'm excited to hear your input and contribute too! Here's my first contribution.

Cristine Thai Lady in Fairfax.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-review-663246

I saw her back in May and had a weird experience.

Made a mid day appointment and was available within the hour. Got in the building by going in when someone else opened the door. Once inside she opened the door and let me in. I have seen her before when she worked out of an extended stay in fairfax. She remembered me once we started talking a little bit. She's aged a bit since then, but still looked great and the little head was at attention. The massage was good, strong and let me feeling pretty relaxed. On the flip, she massaged my head and chest. And said thank you and walked out of the room. I was shocked! I said "that's it?" She said "yes. " After a little talking, she told me she doesn't do the ending anymore but reluctantly gave me the NOVA handshake. This is odd considering she used to blow me at the end of every session. She has even done P2 P on me once or twice when I was having a hard time finishing, and 69'd me once too. Yet this time, even after remembering me and talking about old times, I reluctantly got a HJ. No idea what do on this one. THEN, I read some reviews that say she gives nice BJ's. I'd love to return, but I don't want to waste my money either! Are the reviews BS? I've been a seeing ladies for a long time now, and I'm sure I didn't do anything out of line to make her feel uncomfortable. I'm not so mad about it being a wasted trip, but more annoyed at the fact that I was looking forward to seeing her again as a regular. Her BJ wasn't the best I've had. But along with her massage skills, it was enough to have me as her regular for a long time back when she was in Fairfax at the extended stay.

If anyone wants to chime in on this, that would be great. But I'm new here so I understand if no one does.

Thanks for listening.

I have seen Cristine many times going back to when she was first hosting at Nalee's in Centreville. I have had the complete gamut of sessions to include being told she doesn't do certain things anymore. Probably 80% of sessions were great from massage to the fun which sometimes included her initiating without my request and her not specifying a tip. The last time I saw her she accommodated my FS request, but when I tipped $60, she stated rather emphatically she doesn't do it for less than $200 Fortunately I had another $20 on me that day. That was probably about a year ago. I have also seen over time when she had multiple ads. One under Cristine for massage and one under another name, Nicole? With upgrades. So in summary, she is sometimes in an odd mood, but overall a very sexy, mature woman. Maybe she has done well in the market and just tired of the sensuous side of her trade. Or maybe next time, she will knock your socks off like before!

[MBNewGuy]

Hello gentlemen! Thanks for having me. I'm excited to hear your input and contribute too! Here's my first contribution.

Cristine Thai Lady in Fairfax.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-review-663246

I saw her back in May and had a weird experience.

Made a mid day appointment and was available within the hour. Got in the building by going in when someone else opened the door. Once inside she opened the door and let me in. I have seen her before when she worked out of an extended stay in fairfax. She remembered me once we started talking a little bit. She's aged a bit since then, but still looked great and the little head was at attention. The massage was good, strong and let me feeling pretty relaxed. On the flip, she massaged my head and chest. And said thank you and walked out of the room. I was shocked! I said "that's it?" She said "yes. " After a little talking, she told me she doesn't do the ending anymore but reluctantly gave me the NOVA handshake. This is odd considering she used to blow me at the end of every session. She has even done P2 P on me once or twice when I was having a hard time finishing, and 69'd me once too. Yet this time, even after remembering me and talking about old times, I reluctantly got a HJ. No idea what do on this one. THEN, I read some reviews that say she gives nice BJ's. I'd love to return, but I don't want to waste my money either! Are the reviews BS? I've been a seeing ladies for a long time now, and I'm sure I didn't do anything out of line to make her feel uncomfortable. I'm not so mad about it being a wasted trip, but more annoyed at the fact that I was looking forward to seeing her again as a regular. Her BJ wasn't the best I've had. But along with her massage skills, it was enough to have me as her regular for a long time back when she was in Fairfax at the extended stay.

If anyone wants to chime in on this, that would be great. But I'm new here so I understand if no one does.

Thanks for listening.

I used to see her regularly a few years back. Definitely YMMV, and even if you get excellent mileage, she can still be rather fickle. You can go from a solid GFE encounter (the view in 69 is spectacular) to being cut off on a whim. It's possible you'll go back and get GFE all the way, or she won't reply to your texts. Not sure what else to say.

[HighTemp]

Heard that legendary Linda / Coco now is serving at King spa and so scheduled 1 hour with now CiCi. Her HJ skills is unparalleled and edged me for a long while. I have never experienced those sensation anywhere else, not even with myself. Feels like she is not having a firm grip of junior and she goes up and down really slowly. I don't know if this is because she used cream but not oil to have this effect. She took direction well and never once did she do any jackhammer or mechanical motion, so I was able explode at last minutes of our session.

While the HJ session is memorable, here comes some other details I noticed. I don't know if it's just me being a perfectionist or of Virgo something, I always find blemish in gem. Her massage skill is very mehish. I had plenty opportunities touching her leg and thigh while she was doing massage. Her leg skin already loose and muscle not that firm anymore. Judging from this, I guess she must be 50's or upper 40's. But her face is still tight and smooth and even a bit oily. So she must had botox or other work done to her face. Her english is not good. I tried to make small talk throughout. As I am very familiar with korean food, TV shows and culture etc, I usually was able to make connection with K-girls very easily. But she mostly just answer with one or two words and never initiate any conversation.

As I never experienced Linda / Coco at angel, I really don't know whether the CiCi I saw is really her. For those mongers who have seen Linda / Coco before, is she the one like I described?

[Frank Digitola]

Nah definitely not knee knockers.

Go to: reddit.com/ are / my_vice_is_back.

That's an idea of what they look like, just smaller areolas with thicker nipples.

That's actually pretty accurate. Nikki and the chick Jay brah referenced actually have very very similar bodies. To add to that though, I've been telling brahs who PM me with questions about Nikki to google "Ryan Smiles booty gif". That's how phat Nikki's ass is. So imagine the my_vice_is_back chicks body with silky smooth Asian skin, nipples three times thicker and the Ryan Smiles ass. That's Nikki.

Dammit I've been talking about her too much. I really got to make an appointment now.

[HemiPower]

Was on my way home and spotted this place from 28 while sitting in traffic, I had nothing to do so I went home to shower and gave it a shot. I was greeted by Lucy (mid to late 20's shoulder length hair perky b cup, flat ass) 40 hhr 60 hr, they have stand up shower but its self serve.

Medium massage was OK, she didn't back away when I rubbed her butt while she was working on my shoulders, on the flip it was right in to the nova. Otc / utc seems to be the only thing on the menu at the moment. Chatting w her at the end and she told me they have only been open a week and will have new girls in a week or so, she repeated a few times "tell all your friends" I tipped 40 and she was happy.

So here I am telling "all my friends".

Hemi.

[JohnnySalami]

Hello gentlemen! Thanks for having me. I'm excited to hear your input and contribute too! Here's my first contribution.

Cristine Thai Lady in Fairfax.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-review-663246

I saw her back in May and had a weird experience.

Made a mid day appointment and was available within the hour. Got in the building by going in when someone else opened the door. Once inside she opened the door and let me in. I have seen her before when she worked out of an extended stay in fairfax. She remembered me once we started talking a little bit. She's aged a bit since then, but still looked great and the little head was at attention. The massage was good, strong and let me feeling pretty relaxed. On the flip, she massaged my head and chest. And said thank you and walked out of the room. I was shocked! I said "that's it?" She said "yes. " After a little talking, she told me she doesn't do the ending anymore but reluctantly gave me the NOVA handshake. This is odd considering she used to blow me at the end of every session. She has even done P2 P on me once or twice when I was having a hard time finishing, and 69'd me once too. Yet this time, even after remembering me and talking about old times, I reluctantly got a HJ. No idea what do on this one. THEN, I read some reviews that say she gives nice BJ's. I'd love to return, but I don't want to waste my money either! Are the reviews BS? I've been a seeing ladies for a long time now, and I'm sure I didn't do anything out of line to make her feel uncomfortable. I'm not so mad about it being a wasted trip, but more annoyed at the fact that I was looking forward to seeing her again as a regular. Her BJ wasn't the best I've had. But along with her massage skills, it was enough to have me as her regular for a long time back when she was in Fairfax at the extended stay.

If anyone wants to chime in on this, that would be great. But I'm new here so I understand if no one does.

Thanks for listening.

[JustaNon75]

Just a hunch, but pretty good one!

Thinking back to the old Alice ads and I am a good 99% sure it is her.

[Jay1646]

If that big and natural, has gravity taken its toll and turned them into knee knockers?

Nah definitely not knee knockers.

Go to: reddit.com/ are / my_vice_is_back.

That's an idea of what they look like, just smaller areolas with thicker nipples.

[Idk85]

That's really weird brah. It sucks that happened. I've been back twice since my first report on her, including Friday. I saw her both times without issue. My experience was really really different so maybe she's a YMMV provider.

Frankie.

The first meeting was cool. She gave me a business card to set up appointments with her. What she did was bad customer service. I originally told her 1:00; however, she told me to come sooner. So, I arrived around 12:30. Another person probably showed up before me because she rushed to answer the door and passed me off really fast. She could of at least explained the situation. I was willing to wait until 1:00. However, she chose to bait and switch. It is a pet peeve of mines.