The Rat Trap

[GeorgeMason]

"Swags" is an extremely beautiful, intelligent, and sexy "retired" gamester. It must really frustrate you that she no longer sees random whoevers.

She's got it figured out. Obviously, you can't.

Oh, I have it figured out. My last post speaks for itself. I guess the truth hurts!

Have a nice / White Knight!

LOL!

[NoFear101]

If you were getting any dick, we'd all know about it. You couldn't resist telling us all about it, just like the time you told us all about your "boyfriend" taking you off the market, and making a nice home for you. We all saw how long that lasted!

Sorry honey, but I'm sure the mail boy has a habit of being nice to ALL the old ladies in neighborhoods where he delivers mail. But when you're pushing 50 (only 3 more years), and been a hooker (not to mention the drugs) for at least a decade, you got nothin' left.

You can cake on all the makeup and post all the photos you want, but you haven't got the guts to post a clear topless photo to prove them tits ain't a saggin'!

As far as directing you towards the Cincinnati thread, that was to further stick up for yourself against old RogerOver who had been here in the Rat Trap harrassing YOU, not because of shit "I" had started.

I'd say enjoy the good life, you've earned it. But in reality, you're only sponging off some well-to-do relatives. We'll see how long that lasts. LOL!

"Swags" is an extremely beautiful, intelligent, and sexy "retired" gamester. It must really frustrate you that she no longer sees random whoevers.

She's got it figured out. Obviously, you can't.

[SevenYearMitch]

Red Head Nikki
YMMV always applies on here. TalkStory seems to have posted an honest review of his experience on this young lady but now I see a lot of guy's are making this lady the holy grail. What I've experienced here in Orlando is ton's of over hyped reviews on a lot of girls that don't meet high quality.

Mitch is a great author in my mind but it's getting to be way over the top with pure silliness. To each his own but keep in mind that other monger's all are entitled to their opinion. This is just a hobby. Not real life gentlemen.

I'm confused my Regular Member bro. You call my review of Nikki "pure silliness" and imply we should instead rely on the "honest review" of another member who has less than 50 reviews. Yet YOU YOURSELF wrote a glowing review of Nikki not too long ago (as have many Senior Members). I'll quote it below to refresh your recollection, LOL.

Altamonte Redhead Nikki Review
I fully concur with past reviews of this beautiful young redhead. Communication was via text and was great. She sent me a couple of pic's and she looked even better in person. Super hot sexy body and I was in heaven the entire time. Nikki is a pleasure to be around and I highly recommend her.

Absolutely will repeat.

Hopefully you're a retired pilot and no longer flying because you might forget to put your landing gear down or something, LOL.

SYM.

[GeorgeMason]

Again what makes you think I'm not getting dick? The difference is I get to choose if and when I want rather then being a prostitute that HAS to entertain old asses like you. As far as the mail man goes, when I'm being asked questions like am I single, always calling me sweet heart and hand delivering my mail instead of putting it in the box. LOL. I'm a very confident woman and nothing you say has any effect on my self esteem. Yrag why are you using your gay handle to harass me when you PM me as your real handle Yrag trying to be such a good guy even enticing me to other cities threads to start shit with you that you already are in being a douchebag.

Swagalicious.

If you were getting any dick, we'd all know about it. You couldn't resist telling us all about it, just like the time you told us all about your "boyfriend" taking you off the market, and making a nice home for you. We all saw how long that lasted!

Sorry honey, but I'm sure the mail boy has a habit of being nice to ALL the old ladies in neighborhoods where he delivers mail. But when you're pushing 50 (only 3 more years), and been a hooker (not to mention the drugs) for at least a decade, you got nothin' left.

You can cake on all the makeup and post all the photos you want, but you haven't got the guts to post a clear topless photo to prove them tits ain't a saggin'!

As far as directing you towards the Cincinnati thread, that was to further stick up for yourself against old RogerOver who had been here in the Rat Trap harrassing YOU, not because of shit "I" had started.

I'd say enjoy the good life, you've earned it. But in reality, you're only sponging off some well-to-do relatives. We'll see how long that lasts. LOL!

[SmashDog]

There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'!

Yo As a proud postal employee. I have to take a offense to that remark. LOL. I love this Thread.

[GeorgeMason]

Do you realize you answered yes to me having to prostitute to get cock then came back with the same lame ass granny shit that's more played out and ridiculous. Everyone ages, like yourself that has to pay to get the young girls that wouldn't give a shot unless they are being paid. Send me pics of the heroine junkies and drug addicts in their tweenies when they are my age and we'll compare the aging process. You think some douchebag on here has any effect on me with their oral stupidity?. I don't have to leave my house to get on, the sexy mail man has a liking for me and I'm I always go get the mail in a tshirt and shorts with my hair in a ponytail. And I'm pretty sure he's at least 10 years younger then me.

Swagalicious.

There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'!

[NoFear101]

In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL!

Georgie! You have no idea what you're talkin' about. She looks terrific. You must have missed it when she posted some very recent pics a while back to settle the "how do you look today" question a cpl other bonehead mongers were harassing her about. When she did everyone STFU! The girl looks GOOD! (I actually know).

So now can we get back to regular business?

Dear Swagalicious,

Have you invited the mailman inside for a cup of coffee yet? Or asked him to help you open a jar of pickles?

Sincerely,

Wondering in Daytona.

[GeorgeMason]

You have to be a prostitute to get cock my pal Yrag?

Swagalicious.

In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL!

[NoFear101]

I guess it was a welcome break from the normal routine for a gal who dreams of dick all day cause she ain't getting no dick no more. LOL!

Whatever she wants to do whenever she wants to! I don't know if she is or isn't but she's definitely one hell of a personality and got herself figured out!

[GeorgeMason]

But whenever it comes on the radio when I driving I have to turn up the volume. This song totally fits where I live, but rich rednecks. You only drive your car when you have to go to town, other wise nothing but golf carts, doom buggies, mopeds and cyclists. My neighbor definitely won the " who ever dies with the most toys wins". Awesome community.

https://youtu.be/nCf2PoTuh4Q

Swagalicious.

I don't know what it is about this song, but below is the song I (and everyone who has ever seen you) turn up the volume on when it comes on the radio.

This song totally fits you (or "us", when we think about you). LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RViRl2vjEmc

[GeorgeMason]

My super green lawn was is need of a good clean cut (every weekend) so guess what, I pulled my lawn mower out, topped it off with gas and got to work. After my driveway was In need of a good BJ and I just happen to have 2 blowers. But since I do better solo I have it a sweet BBBJ all on my own, no trades needed LOL.

Swagalicious.

I guess it was a welcome break from the normal routine for a gal who dreams of dick all day cause she ain't getting no dick no more. LOL!

[Jmoedb]

My super green lawn was is need of a good clean cut (every weekend) so guess what, I pulled my lawn mower out, topped it off with gas and got to work. After my driveway was In need of a good BJ and I just happen to have 2 blowers. But since I do better solo I have it a sweet BBBJ all on my own, no trades needed LOL.

Swagalicious.

Sorry you just made me have a flashback LOL.

[OdinsBeard78]

Anyone can delete a post by clicking the report post button and then filling out the reason why they feel the post requires removal. Although the Ol' Powerful and Mighty oz does have the authority to deny your request but you at least can attempt to delete a post. Haven't you seen "post deleted by member. ". Obviously members can delete posts you may want to reach out to one of them and ask how they are able to delete their post.

Swagalicious.

Yeah there is a time that you can edit and delete, like an hour or so after a post. I'm pretty sure that after that you cannot do either. Besides, if I leave an honest review of a provider that was subpar and then we meet again and it gets better then I would happily post again about the improvement. But I'm not going to delete the original just because she asked nice. Anyway, the girl never responded to me to and I looked at her post history and she was in las vegas so she's got the wrong bearded Odin apparently.

[RoadWarrior2K]

Anyone can delete a post by clicking the report post button and then filling out the reason why they feel the post requires removal. Although the Ol' Powerful and Mighty oz does have the authority to deny your request but you at least can attempt to delete a post. Haven't you seen "post deleted by member. ". Obviously members can delete posts you may want to reach out to one of them and ask how they are able to delete their post.

Swagalicious.

I think it's during that "edit window" right after it's initially uploaded. That's how I'm able to type y'all and the letter R all by itself.

[NoFear101]

Since you are the "color commentator" and so talented at giving out advice I thought to ask you this.

My ATF at the moment likes to chew on my ball sack during sex.

You can't imagine how painful this is.

I'm thinking about using a numbing agent to lessen the painful sunsations. Do you have any advice what to do? I am at wits end because the pussy is so good I can't stop seeing her.

Sincerely,

Sore balls in Daytona.