Massage Parlor Reports

**MangoBalls78** · 06-01-19 19:06

[QUOT]=They're about getting as many mongers in and out as possible with little effort. The only thing dope about that place is that it's open until midnight. [/QUOTE]I don't disagree but I think we have to temper our exceptions. I don't think we will ever get GFE type experiences at an AMP. Although, I don't think we should be pressured either. I guess I've been fairly lucky. My AMP experience at all the places I've been have been decent. There was one place in Centreville where I got an older lady and she didn't give me any extras (not that I was looking for it) but she forced me to give her a tip at the end. For me the AMP scene fills a niche and I use it as a filler when I'm not in the mood to schedule something in advanced or if I just get the urge on a whim.

**Frank Digitola** · 06-01-19 18:06

Originally Posted by SexBear [View Original Post]

I find shirlington therapy to be very hit or miss. I tried a about 10 days ago, drew Summer. She was crass, vulgar, and her BJ was painful, as was her cleanup. This place will never give you a GFE or a sensual experience. Mostly hardened providers there to make easy money.

I totally agree with you. First two times I went there I got Diamond. She's late 20's, early 30's, smoking body with big teddies, looks like she's had a lot of face work done, but she's hot. Gave a mediocre massage and then asked for a Benji and a half for FS. I told her I didn't want anything more the teds out nova and she literally tried to haggle me into FS and then copped an attitude when I refused. Went back to try to catch someone different and got her and the same treatment again. Swore off of ST for 6 months but then went back twice more. Got an older provider once and a younger hot one with big bolt ons the other time. Both said they only could do 30 minutes, both gave poverty massages, both tried to press me for a FS session and both copped attitudes when I refused. The older actually persisted saying "You can nova yourself at home. Buy everything. " ST is a revolving door. They're about getting as many mongers in and out as possible with little effort. The only thing dope about that place is that it's open until midnight.

**Frank Digitola** · 06-01-19 15:59

So, last week I was Van Helsing and I was on a hunt for mythical creatures. The first of which was the infamous Susan of CC Wellness. One of the brahs PM'd me. The good news is he saw her and she's a real person. The bad news is that she and my old pal Gina are one and the same. Susan was an alias she used earlier this year. Now I find Gina sexy and attractive. But OHW you scoundrel, you told us "jaw dropping masseuse with huge, DD, pillowy, boobs". C'Mon. Son. That's not Gina. She's a C tops. I'm not too bummed because in both CC visits I had a blast. However it should be known that despite the quality service you'll receive at CC, there are no huge teds waiting for us there. I also checked with KK on my other mythical ambition, Thai Anna with the huge teddies. I was however informed that she has dropped a smoke pellet and has vanished from the DMV. Bummer multiplied by two.

I then received another PM. One of the brahs advised I take a trip to see Kiko in Fairfax. He said she checks all the Frankie Digitola boxes. Non spinner, big teddies, fantastic masseuse. So after I detective the situation via google search and actually find a picture, I set up an appointment. Kiko is a cute, early 40 something, Chinese girl. She's not a spinner but she's not super thick either. If you've seen Tara before, they have a similar frame but Kiko is definitely much smaller.

My initial impressions were that the building where the spa is was nice, but the actual spa itself wasn't much to jump up and down over. My initial impression of Kiko was that she was more attractive in person and that her teddies didn't look real big. But this girl was real, not message board folklore. So I strap in and prepare to enjoy my time. Kiko is a super sweet girl. Although her English isn't crazy fluent, we had a pleasant first conversation and introduction with one another. We complimented and flirted a bit but she's a pro that really works as if she cares about your relaxation. As such, she didn't talk a lot and focused on her work. She's a strong girl. As strong as KK honestly. Her massage was excellent and I was absolutely relaxed. Her tease was really really good. She gave the boys a pregame massage that I honestly didn't want to end. But the pregame did end. And an amazing flip began.

A nice front pregame dance begins and then she asks if I mind if she massages everywhere. I give her the okay and then I go for the teddies and ask if she minds that. She agrees. Remember when I said her teddies didn't really look that big. Yeah, I was trippin. The otc grab filled my hand (which isn't small) and I had to see. That shirt she had on must be made of the same chit Batman's stealth Batwing is made out of, because she was hiding some whoppers. She asked if I wanted to see and I tried to play it cool by saying "if you don't mind, I'd love to. " but in my head I was jumping up and down screaming "hell yes!" Those teddies are big and majestic brahs. They looked way bigger out than they did in the SFW picture I saw.

The nova was awesome. Great technique. I was however absolutely mesmerized by the girls. My usual durability was escalated by the teddy trance I was in. Instead of rushing me or asking if I was close, she pressed and rubbed the girls against me and started to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. A few tender pecks and an obliged look at the teddies later and the pop thunderously occurred. She however stayed there and kept going for a few more moments. Had a couple minutes to spare and she massaged my legs and feet to complete the hour. 6 house 6 Kiko. Love her and I'm definitely going to go back regularly.

Also of note is that there was another girl there working. This girl was 40 something, taller and slender. She had on a small T-shirt and yoga pants. Although slender she had a great booty on her. Might have to dance with her one of these days too.

- Frankie.

**SexBear** · 06-01-19 13:16

Originally Posted by MangoBalls78 [View Original Post]

Had an itch so I thought I would try ST. It's been a few months since I've been and figured they would have a new crop of girls. Walked and was greeted by mamasan but a different one from last time. Went to the same room and got undressed. A minute later a cute Korean girl in her mid 30's, if I had to guess, came in and I paid the house 60 for 30 min with a TS. The TS wasn't anything special but she did tease my twig and berries a bit. Turns out she is from LA and is in the area for a few months. She said she just started there either yesterday or today. A little more chatting as we headed back to the room. I layed face down and she started the massage which was less than adequate. It was mostly hand gestures and superficial movements but my expectations weren't that high to begin with.

I flipped over and she quickly focused on my semi erect soldier. We settled on $ for a CBJ. She got on top of me for some B2 B which was nice. Her best assets are her tits. Full C man made bolt ons tits. Not really my thing but they looked great, and perky. Her ass is ok but overall she's slender. She does have some tattoos. One on her back and her left leg, if I recall correctly. After that B2 B she put a cover on me and started with a decent CBJ. After a few minutes she climbed on top for CG. This surprised me because I thought we negotiated CBJ only. I didn't object and pounded her CG then ACG and finally filled the hat in mish. Afterward it turned out she gave me the oppa special. Overall it was a decent experience. I wouldn't necessarily go to see her again but I would go back to ST as it fills a niche for me.

I find shirlington therapy to be very hit or miss. I tried a about 10 days ago, drew Summer. She was crass, vulgar, and her BJ was painful, as was her cleanup. This place will never give you a GFE or a sensual experience. Mostly hardened providers there to make easy money.

**Wahooboy94** · 05-31-19 23:37

Had the pleasure of meeting Lucy (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lucy-escort-fairfax-433767) over a week ago at her spot near Merrifield.

Small office park location with a healthcare theme. Her building was off the main drag, convenient parking, private enough office location, no table shower or standup shower (so ensure you show up clean).

The pictures don't do her justice as she is cute as a button with a refreshing, giggly, spritely personality.

It was mid-day and I was taking a break from work to visit with her for the first time. I paid $. 8 for the hour, undressed, and she proceeded to give me a really terrific massage.

I requested a standard NOVA finish which she more than graciously delivered while giving me permission to roam.

If you prize a "real looker," she may not be your cup of tea. If you enjoy a great massage by someone who enjoys what they do, than you should look her up one day! I will return.

**WoodBridgeHawk** · 05-31-19 18:09

Originally Posted by Camel22 [View Original Post]

Hey was curious if anyone has been here before and don't mind sharing their experience.

I've been there once or twice. Saw Angela who used to work out of CH Massage in Woodbridge occasionally. It's pricey (you can see that from their website) and the place looks legitimate / high-end (there's a salon chair, etc). Angela is a bit older Chinese provider, but gives a great massage. Enthusiastic NOVA finish was available, but YMMV.

**LukeSmyt** · 05-31-19 17:48

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Scarlett left there a few months back. Only hope is she returned which would be rare. When I asked they acted like they didn't even know her. Tell them that she used to work at Healing Body works in Arlington and then was at Yams and maybe they will give in and tell you. Most likely they won't because they want your return business but its worth a shot. Plus theyll know you know your way around an AMP which may lead to going the extra mile in keeping you coming back.

Well, I tried to get over to Yams today but was busy when I dropped in and was told to come back. I don't know if they were short on girls or what, so I left but not before asking about Scarlett. Of course, they gave me the same look like they didn't know who I was asking for but I grinned and walked out.

On the plus, I ended up heading over to Smooth Water spa in Fairfax. I had seen a partial review on here but they had decided to walk out, so I TOFTT and drew Sunny. A mid 30 ish thin provider. I passed on the shower but went straight into the massage. I usually like to start with my arms up resting alongside my head to brush the provider and show that I am interested in more to which she immediately moved my arms alongside my body before I even began. Thats when I thought that this would be a legit only massage as she made sure to cover me fully with a towel. I settled in and she seemed to really know her stuff with a great firm massage all over. It was only after giving me a full work over once that she then started moving the towel down a section at a time to apply oil. Once she finished one area, she'd recover and move on. At this point I was a bit disappointed but the massage was going great so I shook it off. With no rush, finally came the flip and as I did she smiled at my fully awake 'friend'. She again began rubbing my shoulders, now without covering me. After a few minutes she drew some oil into her hands and asked if she could 'help me out'. I smiled and thanked her. She worked it really well and at this moment I sat up and started opening her shirt. She stopped and warned me that her boss lady was just right outside (not a solid room but a curtained off room divider). I smiled and told her that we'd have to just be quiet then. She smiled and allowed me to unhook her bra and left her shirt open. She had cute big A's and they tasted as good as they looked. As I sucked her, she let out an audible moan as her eyes rolled closed. I then attempted her pants but that's when she snapped back and again refused because of her boss just a mere feet away from us. I didn't push it and continued my feast upon what I could taste and she continued working me. I didn't try to prolong it for too long since it was going to be a standard NOVA but at the same time, I wanted her to at least work for it. Afterwards, she cleaned me nicely and continued smiling and complimenting both my technique and size and even asked about meeting later this evening to finish the job I had started. I smiled and told her perhaps next time. She finished for another 10 or so minutes which gave me the whole hours time (she had a timer set). I dressed and after a hug (from her starting in on me), I tipped and left.

My thoughts:

Locations. Meh, I've been to far better and far worse. It was in a decent building but the upkeep itself within their suite just wasn't there. I visited the bathroom before leaving and it was really run down. The massage 'room' was decent though.

Service. Sunny was fun and very cute and really has great technique a bit rough with the forearms as she's working but all in all a great massage. It was at no time ever rushed and no quick flip to get the job done and over with. And she's a decent kisser as she kissed me numerous times while we were 'entertaining' each other.

Massage price was set at. 70 with little to no other services offered thanks to the lack of solid walls. I tipped Sunny at. 50 for her great personality, technique of massage and the way she 'handled' things. I would say that I would revisit to see Sunny again but like it was mentioned before, avoid the shower (bathroom).

**TreatEmNice** · 05-31-19 12:01

Had a nice 30 minute visit with Amber. Like the others I have seen she quickly got naked and was fun (not FS) without asking for tips. Nice small naturals but she is a bit skinny and could be a little more sensual.

**MangoBalls78** · 05-31-19 12:01

Had an itch so I thought I would try ST. It's been a few months since I've been and figured they would have a new crop of girls. Walked and was greeted by mamasan but a different one from last time. Went to the same room and got undressed. A minute later a cute Korean girl in her mid 30's, if I had to guess, came in and I paid the house 60 for 30 min with a TS. The TS wasn't anything special but she did tease my twig and berries a bit. Turns out she is from LA and is in the area for a few months. She said she just started there either yesterday or today. A little more chatting as we headed back to the room. I layed face down and she started the massage which was less than adequate. It was mostly hand gestures and superficial movements but my expectations weren't that high to begin with.

I flipped over and she quickly focused on my semi erect soldier. We settled on $ for a CBJ. She got on top of me for some B2 B which was nice. Her best assets are her tits. Full C man made bolt ons tits. Not really my thing but they looked great, and perky. Her ass is ok but overall she's slender. She does have some tattoos. One on her back and her left leg, if I recall correctly. After that B2 B she put a cover on me and started with a decent CBJ. After a few minutes she climbed on top for CG. This surprised me because I thought we negotiated CBJ only. I didn't object and pounded her CG then ACG and finally filled the hat in mish. Afterward it turned out she gave me the oppa special. Overall it was a decent experience. I wouldn't necessarily go to see her again but I would go back to ST as it fills a niche for me.

**TreatEmNice** · 05-31-19 11:57

Based on some reviews I checked out CC.

Positives: Friendly mamasan, fun table shower and very prolonged playing with the boys while on my stomach.

Asked for Susan on phone (no go, does she exist?) and then Mimi. Very nice and friendly but a bit big in the middle and wanted 80 just for topless. Good standard Nova finish but I need a little more eye candy.

Checked out CC because I called Angel and King and did not recognize any names. Anyone been to either lately?

**VaPlay** · 05-31-19 09:34

Originally Posted by LukeSmyt [View Original Post]

Hey thanks for the reply. I was leaning towards Yams so it looks like I'll be heading that way. Also, I'll be sure to ask for Scarlett, fingers crossed that she's still there. I'll probably be heading there around lunch time on Friday but I'll give a full report by that afternoon. Thanks again.

Scarlett left there a few months back. Only hope is she returned which would be rare. When I asked they acted like they didn't even know her. Tell them that she used to work at Healing Body works in Arlington and then was at Yams and maybe they will give in and tell you. Most likely they won't because they want your return business but its worth a shot. Plus theyll know you know your way around an AMP which may lead to going the extra mile in keeping you coming back.

**NyHornet** · 05-30-19 23:38

Originally Posted by JustaNon75 [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ce...a/6555602.html

I noticed a new provider advertising in the area and made the call.

A knock on the door and voila, there she is, the woman in the pics in the ad. A tiny, very cute thai woman.

A shower to freshen up and the massage began. I didn't think that someone so small could go so hard. I loved it. She added some basic stretching and a very thorough massage with some slight teasing.

After the flip the massage continued on my front.

The main event was ok, got the job done. Enjoyed some OTC touching with nice eye contact. The massage continued with a lot of conversation. It seemed to me that the finish 'broke the ice' and afterwards she really opened up. We talked and laughed about many things.

She was reserved, thorough, very cute, and friendly. I chalk the reservation up to being the first encounter. I recommend and will be seeing her again.

-Justin.

Is she in a private apartment or hotel?

**Serpico99** · 05-30-19 15:48

Based a recent review a couple weeks ago, I took a drive out to Burke and visited Garden Spa, off of Old Keene Mill Rd. It's in a multi-office complex but the entrance faces the side street, across from a shopping center. Rubmaps still lists it as Lilan Spa.

50 for 30 minutes was the rate, I assume it's 70 for one hour (I only asked for a 30 minute session). Older looking Chinese, fairly attractive provider, about 5'3" or 5'4" inches, normal height weight proportioned. I didn't' ask for her name as I don't plan to be a regular here.

Excellent massage. She really worked hard to massage my aches in my back and shoulder. She did an great tease reach around as I lay on my stomach and then I got on all fours and had her stroke and play with me, having her edge me. I flipped and she continued to stroke and edge me, laughing as she enjoyed watching me enjoy her touch. I exploded and she cleaned me up and did a few minutes of arm and shoulder stretching. I tipped 40 and was on my way.

**LukeSmyt** · 05-30-19 15:06

Originally Posted by JustaNon75 [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ce...a/6555602.html

I noticed a new provider advertising in the area and made the call.

A knock on the door and voila, there she is, the woman in the pics in the ad. A tiny, very cute thai woman.

A shower to freshen up and the massage began. I didn't think that someone so small could go so hard. I loved it. She added some basic stretching and a very thorough massage with some slight teasing.

After the flip the massage continued on my front.

The main event was ok, got the job done. Enjoyed some OTC touching with nice eye contact. The massage continued with a lot of conversation. It seemed to me that the finish 'broke the ice' and afterwards she really opened up. We talked and laughed about many things.

She was reserved, thorough, very cute, and friendly. I chalk the reservation up to being the first encounter. I recommend and will be seeing her again.

-Justin.

So I'm guessing no UTC offered?