Massage Parlor Reports

**Frank Digitola** · 05-27-19 02:38

So earlier in the week I tried to no avail to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. Today I had CC Wellness Part 2 trying to find Susan with the huge teddies there. I called first and cute, 50 something Mama from my previous CC report answers. I ask if Susan is working, I'm told she is. I ask when I can come to see her and I'm told to come there in 45 minutes. Perfect!

I get there with just enough time to park, walk from my car and ring the doorbell 47 minutes after I hung up with Mama. Any brahs who think they're going to beat me to these big, Korean teddies is screwed. I ring the bell, the door flies open and Gina is standing there. I start to cry a little on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a wuss. Gina gives me a big hug and then takes me back to the room. She hugs and holds me in the room and says "Baby I just started a session, so I won't be able to take care of you today. The other girl will take good care of you though. " I start to jump up and down and fist pump a lot on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a dickhead. Mama comes to get me after I wait for a bit and she leads me to the shower. She gives me an extremely thorough shower with teasing throughout. She then dries me off and takes me back to the room, much like she did last time. This time however she tells me to lay down and that she'll be right back. And thus, my big teddies hopes are dashed to the ground.

Mama, who's name is Tia, comes back and has a lap dog in tow. She asks if I mind the dog staying in the room with us as it's getting a bit rambunctious in the office. In my head I'm like "Wut?" but I agree. My expectations at this point have plummeted. Tia then says "people think all I can do is open the door and manage. But I give a great massage. " There was determination in her voice and I was ready to see what this determination was all about.

Tia gave me the best massage I've had. Period. The massage was CMT level and magnificent. Seriously. She's strong and wonderfully skilled. I need my massage to be nice and strong. I do some recreational powerlifting. I did heavy deadlifts Thursday and heavy squats yesterday. So my lower back and legs were toast. She made all that soreness disappear momentarily. I have really big legs and most providers barely try with these dumb things. Tia however was slow and thorough and made my legs feel brand new. Wonderful massage. She cleaned up the oil and started with the pre flip tease. Now I'm not going to go into the details of the tease here, but the tease was extensive and phenomenal. She began an unconventional activity during the tease that isn't my thing, nor did I ask for it, but I definitely didn't ask her to stop.

She then flips me and starts the nova. I noticed what appeared to be plump girls being hidden last time I was there so I asked if they wanted to come on out. They did. She's got thick, semi natty D's. I say semi natty because I noticed scarring that appeared to be breast reduction scarring. (This ticked me off because this felt like this was technically the third time I was screwed out of huge teddies). Her nova technique was sensational. Best nova I've received. I popped three days ago and not only did Tia make me pop, but she made me pop really hard. Cleaned me up and then I hopped down to get dressed and I damn near stepped on the dog. I honestly forgot that little guy was even in there as so much ecstasy was being had.

Tia in our parting conversation looked at me and then rushed to get two water bottles to drink. I'm not sure what she saw in my face, but It definitely felt like my soul had been snatched out. A massage and extras have never rendered me as worthless as I was today. I was legit sleepwalking all day. House 8, Tia 5, and.

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

**Andrewsted** · 05-27-19 00:26

Went to this AMP for the first time Friday afternoon. In front, far left of the main double door entrance of the building. Rang the doorbell, waited a min or so. Greeted by 30 something who took me to the back, asked if I would like a shower and I said no since I already took one just prior. She left as I undressed and I waited maybe 4 or so minutes until another gal came in and she was about 20's mid 30's and about 4'11" and about 90 pounds. The room has a bar on ceiling for her back walking. Massage was about a 5 out of 10 until the flip. On the flip, OTC permitted and UTC for nipple play. Oh my, great soft, supple B's with great nipples. Paid. 6 for 30 minutes and gave her. 4 tip and she seemed appreciative of the tip.

**NyHornet** · 05-26-19 23:30

Originally Posted by AcesChris [View Original Post]

Probably a long shot. But there was an Asian provider that was in Annandale last year. She isn't at the phone number anymore. Anyone know?

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/nova/571-236-3755/1/506858

Kitty Kat. Saw her once about three years ago. Seems like new reviews pop up on Erotic Monkey every now and then, but I've never gotten a response on subsequent attempts to contact. A very friendly GFE, hot one! Maybe she has a new number or rotates to other areas frequently? I believe I saw her in Herndon, in the apt that Sharon use to share with Mimi, but before Sharon moved there. I think it's empty since Sharon moved to Falls Church. Anyway, I think Kat, was last located in Fairfax.

**Mustang946** · 05-26-19 16:49

I had a meeting nearby and after completion, I felt the itch. I called and was told there was immediate availability. There was only one therapist that who was also answering the door and phone. Jenny is in her late 30's. Early 40's with a great figure and all natural. I booked an hour and got a few minutes over. It was very relaxing and a decent finish. Lot of OTC and the naturals came out to play. No TS here. I haven't been here for a year or so as the previous mamasan and therapists were heavy smokers and the place then reeked of cigarette smoke. No longer.

**LukeSmyt** · 05-26-19 15:45

Hey there guys, been off for a while after the site was down and just now getting back online. I've been successfully visiting Miko's over at Robert Paris Ct but wanted to see about Smile Therapy around the corner? What are the prices like? Table shower available for extra or included? Any girls that I should request or avoid? Let me say that first and foremost I want a great massage, the 'after party fun' is just the icing. Also, while I'm not looking to put any of the girls on a pedestal, I do try to be courteous but not over generous with tipping. I usually average $. 4, 5 if its special or I'm in a good mood after. I prefer a smaller girl as I love the ones who aren't afraid to climb on top and really massage my back well. Any suggestions would be much appreciated and will add report following my visit this Friday as I'm looking to slip in around lunch time. TIA.

**LukeSmyt** · 05-26-19 15:18

Originally Posted by MasterFool101 [View Original Post]

In Chantilly. I've spent the last couple of weeks in the maryland / DC area so I forgot about this Nova bullshit. I'll start with the cons. I was quoted 2. 0 for BJ 3. 0 for FS. Who the hell is paying these rates up here, Robert Kraft? House fee was. 8 for an hr. TS included. She was no spinner but that's fine with me because I'm not a fan of skinny women. She did say you're allowed 2 rounds for HJ so that's a plus. I had no problem with Julie but those quotes caught me off guard LOL.

-MF.

Heck, at least you made it past the door. I'm a good looking guy, clean cut, a few lbs out of shape but nothing bad. I've visited there three times in the past and never got past the front door. They were either 'only one girl working today and booked up'. Or 'closing early today because only one girl working and not feeling well'. To 'booked for next three hours, come back tomorrow'. After the last time, I wrote them off especially after reading other reviews on here about how they treated customers there. On the other hand, I've visited Miko's at Robert Paris Ct and have had nothing but success there with their girls. Its not rushed, a great massage and a great HJ after. I've wanted to try Smile Therapy (right around the corner from Miko) but haven't made it there yet. If anybody can suggest a good masseuse there, I'd appreciate it. I'll also make a thread for recommendations. TIA and best of luck to you.

**S Smith** · 05-26-19 10:22

Happy memorial day weekend fellas, my quest for the best massage / big naturals combo in Nova continues and most recently Nina at Secret Temptations caught my eye. Just wondering if anyone has checked her out yet? I called to make an appointment but she wasn't available until Tuesday, and since the handler assured me her assets were real I'll be reporting back after that. Here's a link to her ad: https://www.secrettemptation.com/page21.html.

**Tom McAn** · 05-26-19 08:52

Originally Posted by MasterFool101 [View Original Post]

In Chantilly. I've spent the last couple of weeks in the maryland / DC area so I forgot about this Nova bullshit. I'll start with the cons. I was quoted 2. 0 for BJ 3. 0 for FS. Who the hell is paying these rates up here, Robert Kraft? House fee was. 8 for an hr. TS included. She was no spinner but that's fine with me because I'm not a fan of skinny women. She did say you're allowed 2 rounds for HJ so that's a plus. I had no problem with Julie but those quotes caught me off guard LOL.

-MF.

The house fee is the standard in Northern Virginia, but the rates you were quoted for French and FS were outrageously high. That's beyond ridiculous. You could hire a high-class escort for that kind of money. I hope you declined the upgrade.

That having been said, French and FS aren't commonly available at Northern Virginia AMP's. One typically needs to go to Maryland for that kind of service. Even in Greenbelt where the tipping scale seems to be highest, FS can normally be obtained for $. 4 on top of the house fee.

**AllCaps** · 05-25-19 23:54

Originally Posted by AcesChris [View Original Post]

Probably a long shot. But there was an Asian provider that was in Annandale last year. She isn't at the phone number anymore. Anyone know?

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/nova/571-236-3755/1/506858

A reverse image search on google shows she moved on to either to Houston or Southern California but I doubt she is still in the NoVA area.

**MasterFool101** · 05-25-19 23:45

In Chantilly. I've spent the last couple of weeks in the maryland / DC area so I forgot about this Nova bullshit. I'll start with the cons. I was quoted 2. 0 for BJ 3. 0 for FS. Who the hell is paying these rates up here, Robert Kraft? House fee was. 8 for an hr. TS included. She was no spinner but that's fine with me because I'm not a fan of skinny women. She did say you're allowed 2 rounds for HJ so that's a plus. I had no problem with Julie but those quotes caught me off guard LOL.

-MF.

**Frank Digitola** · 05-25-19 22:25

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

It starts with one..... I got too close.....

So it's interesting that this comes up when I dropped my comment about PilotAviator's "Always be nice to the ladies" admonition. Because these two tidbits tie into my first experiences at the third floor Springfield spot. So just as a refresher, when we first found out about the third floor spot in Springfield, a monger said that he went there on two separate occasions. He saw one chick whose description was just regular 40 something Asian girl, and saw another that he described as thicker with big teddies. I was sold on thick and big teddies so I made up my mind I was going to go detective the situation. Also of note in his report was that he was able to get a nova to CIM finish and a BBBJ to CIM finish on these two occasions. All of this came with a surprisingly low price point. Since all I wanted was nova with a big ted bonus, my trip was a certainty.

Fun fact- Third Floor is the second AMP I've ever stepped into. I went and on my first try I draw the thick one with the big cans. The name she went by was Amy. She's late 40's, thick for a Chinese woman, but nowhere near as thick as the Thai independents, and has double d's. She gave me a great massage and popped the girls out for roaming and nursing. Amy is a very attractive girl. She is however older and the life events that have led her to her AMP profession have definitely taken a toll on her. I'd venture to guess she was very hot in her twenties. Still pretty, but her glow is gone. I started to go to her regularly.

I never pursued PSE with Amy when I started going there. However during my lurk I noticed some mongers reporting on the AMP saying it sucked and the providers were no good. In my visits to see Amy her performances started to escalate a bit. In my efforts to treat providers with charm and kindness I would always tell Amy she was pretty upon greeting her, when we made eye contact during service, and when I left I would tell her "goodbye beautiful". The services started to become GFE-ish. She would caress my face, give me tender kisses and ask me to tell her she was beautiful in her limited English.

Sometime during my regular visits with Amy I discovered that four hand was a thing and went to the AMP that Joanna runs now as they were offering an hour long four hand for 6 deal. That's when I met the chubby unattractive lady that ran the AMP at that time. I was unimpressed and never returned. On a visit to Amy one night, her phone starts ringing. She answers and after we finish she tells me another girl got sick at another place, that she's needed there and asks if I can give her a ride to the 2nd floor spot if she refuses to accept a tip. (It was always House 6, her 5 BTW) I'm only a few months into the hobby at this time so me being a noob, I agree. She held my hand down the hall and on the elevator. While I drove she held my hand and stared at me. Halfway there she sends a text and then reaches across the shifter and initiates round two. Nova is going down in the car. She used to wear rompers a lot so I pulled everything aside and start reciprocating. When we got to the office park I pulled over in a dark corner upon her direction and she began to kiss my neck and ear as the nova proceeded, then she dropped down to a BBBJ. Pop 1 usually takes too long for me so Pop Part II definitely wasn't to be. We stopped and I drove up to the AMP front and dropped her off.

I continue to see her. The car ride request and circumstances happen another time. On one of my visits which was close to closing time, the main door opens, Amy goes out to check and I hear a Chinese conversation going on. After a few moments Amy walks in with chubby unattractive lady from the other place. Her English is really good and she tells me that I'm going to get a free four hand. On the flip Amy goes topless and gives me some GFE fore play as the other lady nova's me to a pop. Post cleanup I'm asked if I have plans. I was legitimately going to be going across the bridge to see some friends. She says "oh really? We were going to go to the MGM for dinner. Can you drop us on your way?" I go full butthead and agree.

The start of the ride the other lady tells me that she owns both AMPs. She says that Amy has been going back and forth because business came to a screeching halt at the Third Floor. She said that they had a boom in customers a few months prior but that said customers came in and "were very mean and unkind" and "were all trying to do crazy things". Then the new customer boom immediately stopped after she told staff to veto crazy advances. She said Amy would be at the other place more often and that if I exchange numbers with her I'd be able to find her. I of course agree. She then tells me that Amy (who's been holding hands with me the whole drive) really likes me. She says that if not for the language barrier she would have told me herself. Amy says something in Chinese and then the other translates it as I'm sweet, I've been very kind to her, and I make her feel pretty. I thank them but then the lady says "You know, Amy is a really good woman. She knows how to take care of a man, she's a good cook. " and I'm immediately regretting agreeing to this car ride and divulging my number. She continued to rattle off her qualities until we get to the MGM. Once there the lady says that they're there to have dinner and spend the night. They ask me to join them for both dinner and the slumber party as payment for the ride. Now while the prospect of wearing Amy's ass out all night with no time limit sounded like a blast and a half, I declined. The conversation prior to drop off was too strange.

Amy started to text me the next day. And she started to text me all day everyday afterwards. It became a bit much. I'm not sure if she was actually into me or what was going on. I just didn't go back there until I saw an ad saying the place was under new ownership. That was probably like 6-9 months later. I haven't seen Amy or the other lady since the MGM drive.

Cliffs:

- always be nice to the ladies as charm will prime them for greater than generic nova performance.

- if a report sounds magnificent, don't try to force your visit to go the same way. Play it smooth and hopefully you'll strike oil.

- weirdo behavior could be screwing it up for all of us.

- don't get too close.

- Frankie.

**AcesChris** · 05-25-19 22:19

Probably a long shot. But there was an Asian provider that was in Annandale last year. She isn't at the phone number anymore. Anyone know?

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/nova/571-236-3755/1/506858

**Mike85** · 05-25-19 16:49

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

It starts with one.

Glad you had a good time! I used to see Jewel a bunch in the past; we had a lot of chemistry, enjoyed the massage and enjoyed what followed, but. I got too close.

Wise post, good chemistry is overrated, it requires an experienced chemist with lots of experience to be in charged. They have far more chemistry experiments than you, and as a result, know which elements ro add in order to have a good result. But in the end, you are one one of dozens of experiments they have underway. And they want to be paid in full for each.

**Amp Bum** · 05-25-19 16:30

I should have RTFM before visiting. Can confirm a very similar experience of GPS. She quoted Nova + no touching: . 6; Nova + touching: 1. 0; FS: 2. 0. I negotiated seeing the headlights and limited upstairs roaming for. 7. I'm a sucker for those huge tits (pun intended). Eventually the HE happened at the foot of the bed with some back door play.

Originally Posted by HarleyDude29 [View Original Post]

Saw a new ad for Sunstar on Lee Hwy. Seemed promising even though experience from years ago was disappointing, but figured they must have new staff by now. Figured I'd give the a try again. Drew Amy, with really nice tits and very nice looking and friendly. Got TS and 60 minutes. Decent table shower with ample teasing. All systems looking good. Back to room and after about 5 minutes asked what I wanted. Gave her a range depending on how we got along. She was upfront that anything was 2. 0 above house. She wouldn't budge and explained anything above HE was 1. 8 or 2. 0. Told her I was not interested. She said that was deal and essentially take it or leave it. She massages a little more and said to turn over. Figured she may waiver but she crawled up on foot of bed for the HE and sat there so there could be no contact at all. That is exactly what I recalled the last lady did from last visit there, so must be their standard. She did do a nice HE and it was done. In and out in about 25 minutes. She definitely has GPS and must be getting that rate. Sunstar is definitely off my list for good.

HS 29.

**GoodSamaritan** · 05-25-19 14:47

Went to see Savannah at Eden Models today. Made an hour appointment. She is friendly and from the south with a southern accent. Looks VERY different from her pics. The pics make her butt look good. And maybe a little big. But no, in person it is small and not that good. She is not attractive facially, has serious backne and unimpressive A-cups. It's about time everyone avoid this place. I am never going back. No extras and the bottoms stayed on the whole time. The only good thing was the light scratching, which was really good. Otherwise, looks were not good, attitude was okay and service was terrible. Please don't go to this place. You will pay an hour's worth for 1/2 hour and $200 for an hour plus a tip at your typical AMP. Stay away.