Massage Parlor Reports

[LukeSmyt]

In Chantilly. I've spent the last couple of weeks in the maryland / DC area so I forgot about this Nova bullshit. I'll start with the cons. I was quoted 2. 0 for BJ 3. 0 for FS. Who the hell is paying these rates up here, Robert Kraft? House fee was. 8 for an hr. TS included. She was no spinner but that's fine with me because I'm not a fan of skinny women. She did say you're allowed 2 rounds for HJ so that's a plus. I had no problem with Julie but those quotes caught me off guard LOL.

-MF.

Heck, at least you made it past the door. I'm a good looking guy, clean cut, a few lbs out of shape but nothing bad. I've visited there three times in the past and never got past the front door. They were either 'only one girl working today and booked up'. Or 'closing early today because only one girl working and not feeling well'. To 'booked for next three hours, come back tomorrow'. After the last time, I wrote them off especially after reading other reviews on here about how they treated customers there. On the other hand, I've visited Miko's at Robert Paris Ct and have had nothing but success there with their girls. Its not rushed, a great massage and a great HJ after. I've wanted to try Smile Therapy (right around the corner from Miko) but haven't made it there yet. If anybody can suggest a good masseuse there, I'd appreciate it. I'll also make a thread for recommendations. TIA and best of luck to you.

[S Smith]

Happy memorial day weekend fellas, my quest for the best massage / big naturals combo in Nova continues and most recently Nina at Secret Temptations caught my eye. Just wondering if anyone has checked her out yet? I called to make an appointment but she wasn't available until Tuesday, and since the handler assured me her assets were real I'll be reporting back after that. Here's a link to her ad: https://www.secrettemptation.com/page21.html.

[Tom McAn]

In Chantilly. I've spent the last couple of weeks in the maryland / DC area so I forgot about this Nova bullshit. I'll start with the cons. I was quoted 2. 0 for BJ 3. 0 for FS. Who the hell is paying these rates up here, Robert Kraft? House fee was. 8 for an hr. TS included. She was no spinner but that's fine with me because I'm not a fan of skinny women. She did say you're allowed 2 rounds for HJ so that's a plus. I had no problem with Julie but those quotes caught me off guard LOL.

-MF.

The house fee is the standard in Northern Virginia, but the rates you were quoted for French and FS were outrageously high. That's beyond ridiculous. You could hire a high-class escort for that kind of money. I hope you declined the upgrade.

That having been said, French and FS aren't commonly available at Northern Virginia AMP's. One typically needs to go to Maryland for that kind of service. Even in Greenbelt where the tipping scale seems to be highest, FS can normally be obtained for $. 4 on top of the house fee.

[AllCaps]

Probably a long shot. But there was an Asian provider that was in Annandale last year. She isn't at the phone number anymore. Anyone know?

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/nova/571-236-3755/1/506858

A reverse image search on google shows she moved on to either to Houston or Southern California but I doubt she is still in the NoVA area.

[MasterFool101]

In Chantilly. I've spent the last couple of weeks in the maryland / DC area so I forgot about this Nova bullshit. I'll start with the cons. I was quoted 2. 0 for BJ 3. 0 for FS. Who the hell is paying these rates up here, Robert Kraft? House fee was. 8 for an hr. TS included. She was no spinner but that's fine with me because I'm not a fan of skinny women. She did say you're allowed 2 rounds for HJ so that's a plus. I had no problem with Julie but those quotes caught me off guard LOL.

-MF.

[Frank Digitola]

It starts with one..... I got too close.....

So it's interesting that this comes up when I dropped my comment about PilotAviator's "Always be nice to the ladies" admonition. Because these two tidbits tie into my first experiences at the third floor Springfield spot. So just as a refresher, when we first found out about the third floor spot in Springfield, a monger said that he went there on two separate occasions. He saw one chick whose description was just regular 40 something Asian girl, and saw another that he described as thicker with big teddies. I was sold on thick and big teddies so I made up my mind I was going to go detective the situation. Also of note in his report was that he was able to get a nova to CIM finish and a BBBJ to CIM finish on these two occasions. All of this came with a surprisingly low price point. Since all I wanted was nova with a big ted bonus, my trip was a certainty.

Fun fact- Third Floor is the second AMP I've ever stepped into. I went and on my first try I draw the thick one with the big cans. The name she went by was Amy. She's late 40's, thick for a Chinese woman, but nowhere near as thick as the Thai independents, and has double d's. She gave me a great massage and popped the girls out for roaming and nursing. Amy is a very attractive girl. She is however older and the life events that have led her to her AMP profession have definitely taken a toll on her. I'd venture to guess she was very hot in her twenties. Still pretty, but her glow is gone. I started to go to her regularly.

I never pursued PSE with Amy when I started going there. However during my lurk I noticed some mongers reporting on the AMP saying it sucked and the providers were no good. In my visits to see Amy her performances started to escalate a bit. In my efforts to treat providers with charm and kindness I would always tell Amy she was pretty upon greeting her, when we made eye contact during service, and when I left I would tell her "goodbye beautiful". The services started to become GFE-ish. She would caress my face, give me tender kisses and ask me to tell her she was beautiful in her limited English.

Sometime during my regular visits with Amy I discovered that four hand was a thing and went to the AMP that Joanna runs now as they were offering an hour long four hand for 6 deal. That's when I met the chubby unattractive lady that ran the AMP at that time. I was unimpressed and never returned. On a visit to Amy one night, her phone starts ringing. She answers and after we finish she tells me another girl got sick at another place, that she's needed there and asks if I can give her a ride to the 2nd floor spot if she refuses to accept a tip. (It was always House 6, her 5 BTW) I'm only a few months into the hobby at this time so me being a noob, I agree. She held my hand down the hall and on the elevator. While I drove she held my hand and stared at me. Halfway there she sends a text and then reaches across the shifter and initiates round two. Nova is going down in the car. She used to wear rompers a lot so I pulled everything aside and start reciprocating. When we got to the office park I pulled over in a dark corner upon her direction and she began to kiss my neck and ear as the nova proceeded, then she dropped down to a BBBJ. Pop 1 usually takes too long for me so Pop Part II definitely wasn't to be. We stopped and I drove up to the AMP front and dropped her off.

I continue to see her. The car ride request and circumstances happen another time. On one of my visits which was close to closing time, the main door opens, Amy goes out to check and I hear a Chinese conversation going on. After a few moments Amy walks in with chubby unattractive lady from the other place. Her English is really good and she tells me that I'm going to get a free four hand. On the flip Amy goes topless and gives me some GFE fore play as the other lady nova's me to a pop. Post cleanup I'm asked if I have plans. I was legitimately going to be going across the bridge to see some friends. She says "oh really? We were going to go to the MGM for dinner. Can you drop us on your way?" I go full butthead and agree.

The start of the ride the other lady tells me that she owns both AMPs. She says that Amy has been going back and forth because business came to a screeching halt at the Third Floor. She said that they had a boom in customers a few months prior but that said customers came in and "were very mean and unkind" and "were all trying to do crazy things". Then the new customer boom immediately stopped after she told staff to veto crazy advances. She said Amy would be at the other place more often and that if I exchange numbers with her I'd be able to find her. I of course agree. She then tells me that Amy (who's been holding hands with me the whole drive) really likes me. She says that if not for the language barrier she would have told me herself. Amy says something in Chinese and then the other translates it as I'm sweet, I've been very kind to her, and I make her feel pretty. I thank them but then the lady says "You know, Amy is a really good woman. She knows how to take care of a man, she's a good cook. " and I'm immediately regretting agreeing to this car ride and divulging my number. She continued to rattle off her qualities until we get to the MGM. Once there the lady says that they're there to have dinner and spend the night. They ask me to join them for both dinner and the slumber party as payment for the ride. Now while the prospect of wearing Amy's ass out all night with no time limit sounded like a blast and a half, I declined. The conversation prior to drop off was too strange.

Amy started to text me the next day. And she started to text me all day everyday afterwards. It became a bit much. I'm not sure if she was actually into me or what was going on. I just didn't go back there until I saw an ad saying the place was under new ownership. That was probably like 6-9 months later. I haven't seen Amy or the other lady since the MGM drive.

Cliffs:

- always be nice to the ladies as charm will prime them for greater than generic nova performance.

- if a report sounds magnificent, don't try to force your visit to go the same way. Play it smooth and hopefully you'll strike oil.

- weirdo behavior could be screwing it up for all of us.

- don't get too close.

- Frankie.

[AcesChris]

Probably a long shot. But there was an Asian provider that was in Annandale last year. She isn't at the phone number anymore. Anyone know?

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/nova/571-236-3755/1/506858

[Mike85]

It starts with one.

Glad you had a good time! I used to see Jewel a bunch in the past; we had a lot of chemistry, enjoyed the massage and enjoyed what followed, but. I got too close.

Wise post, good chemistry is overrated, it requires an experienced chemist with lots of experience to be in charged. They have far more chemistry experiments than you, and as a result, know which elements ro add in order to have a good result. But in the end, you are one one of dozens of experiments they have underway. And they want to be paid in full for each.

[Amp Bum]

I should have RTFM before visiting. Can confirm a very similar experience of GPS. She quoted Nova + no touching: . 6; Nova + touching: 1. 0; FS: 2. 0. I negotiated seeing the headlights and limited upstairs roaming for. 7. I'm a sucker for those huge tits (pun intended). Eventually the HE happened at the foot of the bed with some back door play.

Saw a new ad for Sunstar on Lee Hwy. Seemed promising even though experience from years ago was disappointing, but figured they must have new staff by now. Figured I'd give the a try again. Drew Amy, with really nice tits and very nice looking and friendly. Got TS and 60 minutes. Decent table shower with ample teasing. All systems looking good. Back to room and after about 5 minutes asked what I wanted. Gave her a range depending on how we got along. She was upfront that anything was 2. 0 above house. She wouldn't budge and explained anything above HE was 1. 8 or 2. 0. Told her I was not interested. She said that was deal and essentially take it or leave it. She massages a little more and said to turn over. Figured she may waiver but she crawled up on foot of bed for the HE and sat there so there could be no contact at all. That is exactly what I recalled the last lady did from last visit there, so must be their standard. She did do a nice HE and it was done. In and out in about 25 minutes. She definitely has GPS and must be getting that rate. Sunstar is definitely off my list for good.

HS 29.

[GoodSamaritan]

Went to see Savannah at Eden Models today. Made an hour appointment. She is friendly and from the south with a southern accent. Looks VERY different from her pics. The pics make her butt look good. And maybe a little big. But no, in person it is small and not that good. She is not attractive facially, has serious backne and unimpressive A-cups. It's about time everyone avoid this place. I am never going back. No extras and the bottoms stayed on the whole time. The only good thing was the light scratching, which was really good. Otherwise, looks were not good, attitude was okay and service was terrible. Please don't go to this place. You will pay an hour's worth for 1/2 hour and $200 for an hour plus a tip at your typical AMP. Stay away.

[Idk85]

I've recently seen an an on Bedpage promising with refreshing candor "Nice release in the end".

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6423647.html

Mindy.

Asian woman.

Nice release in the end 703587*.

That line jogged my memory. I checked the number, and (assuming it is the same woman who is using that number), I saw her last year.

She was "Wendy" when I saw her. 40-50 year old Vietnamese. Big tits, and I think a reasonable body for her age.

She works out if her apartment in a high rise on Duke Street in the Landmark Alexandria area.

She has a massage table. The massage itself was meh. Shower available. She charged 120 plus wanted to be sure and get an extra tip for that "nice release".

L.

It is probably Wendy because Mindy fits your description and the location matches. However, she didn't ask for a tip.

[TheOuroboros]

What is dangerous about this hobby is every once in a while I meet a provider whom I could fall in love with. I loved my time and visit with Jewel. Love her face, love her body.

Will I return? Most definitely. Total damage 220. A bit high, but I had a wonderful experience with her and had no regrets about the cost. Closed my eyes last night thinking of her.

It starts with one.

Glad you had a good time! I used to see Jewel a bunch in the past; we had a lot of chemistry, enjoyed the massage and enjoyed what followed, but. I got too close. Got wrapped up into the fantasy. It's great to develop a favorite but don't for one fucking second think you're special. If that's the one good advice I can give in this hobby it's the ability to distinguish lust and love. Because it's so easy for those 2 paths to cross and in this hobby, for your own protection they should never ever become mingled to the point where you lose yourself. At the end of the day it's business. She wants your money, not your love. On the flipside, you should be thinking: you want that pussy, not her devotion. You won't get any. I gave her my personal number after we got close (mistake numero uno) and soon our conversations went from I want to make an appointment to her telling me her sister is sick and she needs $1000. She'll pay me back within a week she says. So my dumb ass gives it to her (mistake 2). To this day. I'm out $1000.

But, I needed that to happen. It made me wiser. Helped me distinguish between lust and love. Made me overcome an obstacle that falls so many of us in this hobby. $1000 was my cost. My penance. I write this as a warning and as a lesson to 'all. Don't pay that price to get a brain. Don't fall prey to your heart. Think with your dick.

[Frank Digitola]

So I was searching the forums to get some info on what Vandaras body was like. You see, I have grand plans to run the curvy, independent, Thai provider gamut to find the masseuse love of my life. (that's a stretch. Let's go ATF) During my search I stumbled upon a brahs report saying KK hooked him up with one of her girls named Anna who is late 20's and had huge natty cans. To quote brah, he estimated they were Es or EEs. This report was from last year, and the guy who posted the report isn't active. If you have read my reports then you know that you have me at hello with any form of "not a spinner" or "big teddies". I was captivated and Thai Anna was on the radar. I detective the situation and see that there are two Thai Anna's on the ad sites. Upon the advice of one of the brahs here, I reach out to KK, ask if she can hook me up with her pal Anna, receive the recommendation and get passed along to Anna the friend.

I arrived at the apartment after the set up. I go up to the door and it pops open. Not her. This Anna is a cute, 30 something, chubby Thai girl with C cans. Now, I like non spinners. Idk who my ATF is, but Thai Nikki is hands down my favorite to look at and Tara and KK are high on the ATF experience list. But I was a tad bummed I missed on the Anna I intended to meet. However one thing that's always stuck out to me is the "Always be nice to the ladies" closer that our beloved fellow monger closes his reports with. In my brief time in this hobby I've tried to take heed to those words and be as charming as possible with providers. I make it a goal to find something non sexual to complement them on even when I'm not 100% stoked about the providers I'm paired with. I honestly think that that contributes greatly to my having a fun time more often than not. Anna as I said was cute. When we met I hugged her, told her she was very cute, she smiled and then I told her that her smile was beautiful. She blushed, thanked me, prepped my shower then showed me to the oversized massage table.

The massage was wonderful. Her style is a lot like KK's but she has silky smooth hands that felt magnificent. She worked very hard and gave a lot of attention to a back that I had just beat to hell the day before in the gym. She said she wished she had more time with me because she wanted to work my back more. She was a delight. Pre flip tease then she flipped me. She dropped down to just some lace hip huggers. I get a better look at the body and she's hiding a booty as thick as Nikki's (although not as round and nice as hers) under the oversized cotton dress and shirt she's wearing. I tell her she looks beautiful, she joined me on the table for a bit of mutual, almost GFE pregame and then a fantastic finish as I roamed away on that booty. I most certainly popped. As I dressed she groaned as she checked her phone saying the appointment after me canceled. She then said in a low voice "We could have had a lot more fun. " I'm going to go back and see her again. Standard Thai independent rate + 4.

I left with a takeaway. "Frankie (I said to myself in the third person) this means the other Anna ad is the Anna with the huge teds!" So I decided to make plans to go see that one a few days later. I texted the number from the other ad. Crickets. No reply. I wait a few more days. No cigar. A few more days pass and I decided to call. Still nothing. I googled the number and the numbers in the ad end up being the numbers to Yin Yang Health. This makes sense to me as I've visited Mint a few times there before. I call there, ask if Anna is working, the woman said yes and she tells me I can come right over. I show up, the woman collects my bread, then proceeds to tell me "oh Anna isn't here". I inform her of my phone conversation, she goes into a "my English isn't great" bit and then promises a great massage by another girl. In comes Leah. 40 something, average build girl. She's cute and has a cute smile. Her massage was pretty good. She threw a little back crawling in there, her technique was pretty firm. It was very good. She then engaged in heavy tease mod. All you prostate brahs would love her. All that being said she is a bit talkative. We talked throughout the whole session practically.

Flip happens and she begins a tender caress / tease all over the front which was really great. She's making eye contact, smiling and biting her lip. In that moment she looked extra cute. I tell her she's beautiful and she starts the NOVA. She never breaks eye contact. Her NOVA is really good. Very passionate and she's looking me dead in the eyes. She slowed her tempo and tightened her grip a bit. That kicked it into high gear. That change closed my eyes and made my head sink into the pillow. She put her hand on my chest and says "Frank. Wait. Don't rush it. Take your time. " She slowed down even more. She told me "I like that you're enjoying yourself so much. " with a smile. UTC roaming was allowed. She leaned in close and finished, unrushed in the extra slow tempo. I popped hard. It was really good. She cleaned me up and asked me to come back and see her again. I'm definitely going to. 8 house 5 to her.

So. Anna with the huge teddies was not to be found. I did however have a great time in my attempts to find her. My interest in seeing her however has not faded. So if any of you brahs know how to find her, please let me know.

- Frankie.

[Barlon]

I decided to try Sophie again. As I said before she is a sweet girl and cute, but a bit heavy. She likes to heat up some oil and do a Nuru slide before the flip. Some may enjoy that, but it doesn't do much for me. I would rather have more actual massage before the fun starts. She wanted plus $1.2 for top upgrade, but I wouldn't have paid that even if I had it with me. I didn't and I didn't. She provided what I wanted for $.8 more. Everything covered. I asked her for some neck and shoulders massage before leaving. She complied, but said her friend Candy is very much better at massage than she is. May try next time. Sophie, Candy and Alexa are all in same complex now, but different apartments.

I enjoyed my time with Sophie last time I saw her, sweet chick who loves taking care of you and can take a good fuck. Alexa Thai has been on my watch list because based on reviews she's good and does FS, but has anyone had experience with candy? Not a bad face but does she do FS?

[NyHornet]

I don't have an them membership that allows me to see all the reviews. I've seen Sophie, sweet girl.

I decided to try Sophie again. As I said before she is a sweet girl and cute, but a bit heavy. She likes to heat up some oil and do a Nuru slide before the flip. Some may enjoy that, but it doesn't do much for me. I would rather have more actual massage before the fun starts. She wanted plus $1.2 for top upgrade, but I wouldn't have paid that even if I had it with me. I didn't and I didn't. She provided what I wanted for $.8 more. Everything covered. I asked her for some neck and shoulders massage before leaving. She complied, but said her friend Candy is very much better at massage than she is. May try next time. Sophie, Candy and Alexa are all in same complex now, but different apartments.