Massage Parlor Reports

[MoCo Man]

I noticed that KK recently began listing 'seaweed gel therapy massage' in her ads, in addition to services and options she has long offered. I'm very intrigued!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6470441.html

I'd love to hear details from anyone who has opted for this service, which commands a one-third premium above her regular, one-hour massage rate. Main question: Is this the kind of body-on-body massage that we have come to associate with Nuru seaweed gel? Is it KK's regular massage using a pricier product? Or is it something in between? Thanks in advance for sharing.

[DickSetUp]

I saw Tanya several days ago. She responded to my text with her menu options and I selected the $160, nude massage. She was friendly enough and well spoken, but nude was not everything. Her massage was pretty good, but a bit fast as Yoyo stated. Upon the flip, there were all kinds of upgrades way beyond the norm. When I tried to get her panties off, $40 more. When I asked about FS (which I really wasn't interested in), she said $120 More. She wanted another $80 for BJ. Told her I had $60 more and she said would do CBJ for that, which would have been $220 total. Wasn't going to pay that. Told her I typically get fully nude with BJ for total of $160-$180 and she said she couldn't do that. So I said just finish the massage with handjob and she was fine with that. She did allow nursing and roaming everywhere except at the why and she did help me wash off the lotion in the shower, kind of like a stand up table shower would be. She was steadfast on her prices, but things remained pleasant between us. When I go back to the car, found total session was only about 45-50 minutes so got shorted in time also.

Kind of an odd session with all the negotiating being a downer. There were positives, but the negative far outweighed them. I believe she said she would rerun to NY on 17 May and be replaced at the apartment, which she said she wasn't sharing with anyone. If she returns, I wouldn't repeat due to the lack of value for what she offers.

Agree Tanya is attractive, she has long legs and smooth skin, face is okay. But the service was very rushed and unprofessional. I know massage is probably not the reason people who paid $$ for, but at least it shouldn't hurt. She gave the worst body rub I ever had. The upsell was over priced too. Paid for nuru then she asked another $ for FS, didn't happen. Apparently somebody else was in the apt meanwhile, but she denied when asked. She said she was playing a movie in the other room, I wasn't that curious to ask what movie includes 1 minute microwave sound. Funny she told me she is J&K mixed instead of Chinese. Doesn't matter anymore, ran out within 30 minutes after paid for 1 hr nuru. Won't repeat.

[GoodSamaritan]

I'm been on this website for a few months and I'm an avid and long term hobbyist, but have not posted on here yet. I wanted to share some good and potential sad news, to contribute to the community.

I have a very particular type, white, 20's, petite or slender, and cute to pretty. Not the most common in the DMV, as white usually means Hispanic and 20's is early 30's. Anyone with any UTR or girls with ads who are GFE or a bomb FBSM please Pm me with deets and an ad.

Anyway, I've been going to BG for years and there were times when they have 5+ girls all hot af, in my exact wheelhouse and really nice. I'll admit I didn't get a ton of extra services, but sometimes it would happen. Some of those chics loved to party and would share their digits. Kelly and Vanessa were my favorites. If anyone knows of those girls who went Indy please hit me up as I would love to reconnect with a bunch Of them.

I saw Olivia about 4 months ago and she's very cute with a thin body and nice perky tits. She had some unfortunate breath which made getting close a bit tough, so I hope it was just a bad day. She did allow kissing and FIV and said she would do more if I wanted to tip, but I wasn't feeling it that day and stuck to HJ. I might go back and demand she take some gum. She is a stripper in the DMV and she's a bit ghetto but is still nice.

Angelina was a huge surprise in the best way. I swore she had fake boobs with how they looked on her frame, but she lost about 10 lbs from her pics and she is straight model thin. Very sexy body and perfect perky boobs. Great little ass on her too. She came off as stoned or buzzed, but nothing weed and drinking and she wasn't sloppy at all. She got naked and laid down on her back and you knew she was not giving massages. We started hardcore DFK and I was ready to slide it right in but she stopped and asked if I had a condom which I didn't. She said for an extra bill she would CBJ, and 2 bills CFS. I only had one option and went with it and she was incredible at BJ. My biggest regret was not getting her number because we did hit it off and she said she had a BF, but it def didn't matter.

When I checked the website yesterday her pics were removed!! I reached out to see if she quit or just a break and no response (biggest issue with BG is hard to reach as girl answering always seems pissed off and obviously doesn't like her job).

If anyone has Angelinas number and she is going indy (I would never call her unless she was still working), please send me a private message. She would def remember me and see me but again I missed her before she left so I pray she resurfaces.

Either way, it looks like BG is getting more open to added services as Ang hinted at it being a standard thing with the girls with what she offered, so now all they need to do is get real beds and cuter girls.

Thanks for sharing Jason. I've wanted to see Angelina since looking at her hot pics. I honestly thought she would be a dud and not offer anything extra. Obviously I was wrong. I should have taken a chance and not assumed. Sometimes you have to take a chance at the girl being not fun and risking losing $$. As far as other girls at Blue Gems, I have heard good things about Stacey. If anyone knows anything about Stacey or any of the other girls at Blue Gems, please share.

Good luck in finding Angelina's number.

GS.

P.S. Blue Gems beds DO suck!

[JasonCuse]

I'm been on this website for a few months and I'm an avid and long term hobbyist, but have not posted on here yet. I wanted to share some good and potential sad news, to contribute to the community.

I have a very particular type, white, 20's, petite or slender, and cute to pretty. Not the most common in the DMV, as white usually means Hispanic and 20's is early 30's. Anyone with any UTR or girls with ads who are GFE or a bomb FBSM please Pm me with deets and an ad.

Anyway, I've been going to BG for years and there were times when they have 5+ girls all hot af, in my exact wheelhouse and really nice. I'll admit I didn't get a ton of extra services, but sometimes it would happen. Some of those chics loved to party and would share their digits. Kelly and Vanessa were my favorites. If anyone knows of those girls who went Indy please hit me up as I would love to reconnect with a bunch Of them.

I saw Olivia about 4 months ago and she's very cute with a thin body and nice perky tits. She had some unfortunate breath which made getting close a bit tough, so I hope it was just a bad day. She did allow kissing and FIV and said she would do more if I wanted to tip, but I wasn't feeling it that day and stuck to HJ. I might go back and demand she take some gum. She is a stripper in the DMV and she's a bit ghetto but is still nice.

Angelina was a huge surprise in the best way. I swore she had fake boobs with how they looked on her frame, but she lost about 10 lbs from her pics and she is straight model thin. Very sexy body and perfect perky boobs. Great little ass on her too. She came off as stoned or buzzed, but nothing weed and drinking and she wasn't sloppy at all. She got naked and laid down on her back and you knew she was not giving massages. We started hardcore DFK and I was ready to slide it right in but she stopped and asked if I had a condom which I didn't. She said for an extra bill she would CBJ, and 2 bills CFS. I only had one option and went with it and she was incredible at BJ. My biggest regret was not getting her number because we did hit it off and she said she had a BF, but it def didn't matter.

When I checked the website yesterday her pics were removed!! I reached out to see if she quit or just a break and no response (biggest issue with BG is hard to reach as girl answering always seems pissed off and obviously doesn't like her job).

If anyone has Angelinas number and she is going indy (I would never call her unless she was still working), please send me a private message. She would def remember me and see me but again I missed her before she left so I pray she resurfaces.

Either way, it looks like BG is getting more open to added services as Ang hinted at it being a standard thing with the girls with what she offered, so now all they need to do is get real beds and cuter girls.

[TheOuroboros]

Dreamt of a wonderful visit today and saw a new girl. Wenny. Hot young Chinese spinner, late 20's. Solid massage. On the flip the clothes came off to reveal a beautiful set of Cs with nice perky nips that I got to nurse. She paid special attention to the boys. Got up onto the massage table and gave a thorough massage of the shaft. Really took her time with it. She really enjoys what she does. Not rushed at all. I popped, tipped, and left eager to dream again.

[PilotAviator]

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...275&viewfull=1#post4262275.

Yes -- even though I was the author of post #12865, I failed to pay attention to its words.

I was nearby SpWellness, and the MT at the first AMP I wanted to visit was not working that day.

I was nearby SpWellness, and the second AMP I wanted to visit was not answering the phone.

I was nearby. I walked in SpWellness.

The best I can say about my visit was the manager was glad to take my money, and I was not shorted on time.

I thought I had experienced "below average" before. But, this visit set a new low-mark for below-average.

I left the average tip (to be nice to the lady), but I will always remember like the vacuous calories of a fast food resturant, below average has no flavor and is not valued at all -- I'll not return.

PA.

[OneHitWonders]

Why I am the luckiest man. I just visited Annandale Wellness recently and loved my session, from beginning to end, everything went pretty well with their current new, cute Asian therapist. Her massage was soft and delicate the first minutes, but as time went by she used more and more strength, the outcome was very relieving, I really liked it. One of the many reasons I love this spa. There are really few spas in the area that can compare with Annandale Wellness.

[NotMikeSmith]

Funny enough though, I believe there are two other establishments attached to this same building: "Best Therapeutic" and "Yams". Both are LITERALLY around the corner from Serene.

But I figured I came here for Serene I might as well check that out first..

Went to Yams twice, several months ago (before I began posting here). Sorry, don't recall names. But, the 2 Yams women I saw were both were above-avg or excellent strong massages. Also, above-avg teasing & both very good standard Nova.

[Sswede]

Total 180 for CBJ and cfs. It is called Asian falls 1057 broad.

I know I'm asking a lot here. But curious if anyone has stopped by. You can always hope.

[HardToTame]

There are a several places in Falls Church listed in rub maps (none twice as of just now). Any more specifics? Also what exactly did you get for $80 and how long?

Total 180 for CBJ and cfs. It is called Asian falls 1057 broad.

[Habogad]

Decided to check out some of the local flavors that I've always been wanting to try out.

I first went to Fareast Therapy but the door was locked and no one was answering the phone. Figured they mighta kicked off early for the afternoon.

I found Serene from a quick local search.

I drove to the address and found the location immediately. The signage is pretty noticeable from the street. That said the building is decently tucked away in a sorta industrial office area.

The suite itself is in between a few establishments that may get decent foot traffic during the week so take note of that (I checked it out on a Saturday late afternoon.).

Funny enough though, I believe there are two other establishments attached to this same building: "Best Therapeutic" and "Yams". Both are LITERALLY around the corner from Serene.

But I figured I came here for Serene I might as well check that out first.

I walked in the front door and rang the doorbell and was greeted by a visibly older Korean woman. I'm talkin she might got a week before she evolves into MMS. Not the most pleasing thing but I've been surprised before so we proceed.

I ask for a table shower first so I can establish some rapport and get a feel for things. Says her name is Ori and that Sundays are usually their busy days (maybe that means you might get a chance to roll others as it seemed she mighta been the only one holding down the fort during that visit.).

Anyways down to the details: It was a very perfunctory massage. I've had worse but by no means will this be ranking in anyone's top 10 by any stretch. Just mechanical and not very attentive.

Same with the ST. It didn't really do anything beyond just "Well we're at THIS portion of the routine. . . ".

Not much to report after that.

Standard NoVa for. 8 for the house plus an additional. 2 for the time.

Summary: Based on this visit, I'm going to say it's not going to knock your socks off. But if you're absolutely in need of something it'll scratch that itch. Given the other available options in the area there's a chance I'll never make it back. But if you ever visit on a Sunday hopefully you'll get a better experience.

[WxMan1]

The staffs are very friendly. Susan is my favorite if you want strong hands and Having those massive DD breasts. I can say, every time I come here, I feel very welcomed. Always a privilege to be treated by Susan. Susan is a serious angel. So helpful and sweet. She earns five stars!

What else do you get there, Any "extras"?

[NotMikeSmith]

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[NyHornet]

Tanya is a Chinese provider visiting from HK. She has a cute face, tight body, natural B cups, lovely curves, and a bright smile. I would date her as late 20's early 30's. If you took the girl in the ad pics, let her graduate high school, and didn't photoshop her legs into impossible twigs, you'd get Tanya. She's renting an apt in Reston and her ad copy reads the same as those for Apple and Dara. I haven't seen either of those two but I wouldn't be surprised if they all work out of the same incall. Her apt was clean and convenient to the highway.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6620402.html

Tanya speaks English well and we quickly setup an appt through texts. I was very pleased with her looks and upon meeting I upgraded to 200 for some extras. A full menu is available for 220 or so. The oil massage was more than a basic rub but could improve if she'd slow down her strokes. She wasn't trying to rush me out the door (in fact we stayed a bit over time) but she has a little bit of manic energy and that translates, for good and bad, into the massage and other activities. The main event was lots of fun. She was generous with her body and willing to take gentle direction. It seemed 2 cups were available but I only served one. She joined me in the shower to clean up. If I repeat it would be for the full menu. Massage is not her forte and she has a body that demands a good pounding.

Tanya will be around for a couple more weeks. Be nice to her so she returns.

Yes, this lady from Hong Kong is attractive, but not close to the fake pictures in her ad. The ad also says screening request, but there was no screening involved.

[NyHornet]

Tanya is a Chinese provider visiting from HK. She has a cute face, tight body, natural B cups, lovely curves, and a bright smile. I would date her as late 20's early 30's. If you took the girl in the ad pics, let her graduate high school, and didn't photoshop her legs into impossible twigs, you'd get Tanya. She's renting an apt in Reston and her ad copy reads the same as those for Apple and Dara. I haven't seen either of those two but I wouldn't be surprised if they all work out of the same incall. Her apt was clean and convenient to the highway.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6620402.html

Tanya speaks English well and we quickly setup an appt through texts. I was very pleased with her looks and upon meeting I upgraded to 200 for some extras. A full menu is available for 220 or so. The oil massage was more than a basic rub but could improve if she'd slow down her strokes. She wasn't trying to rush me out the door (in fact we stayed a bit over time) but she has a little bit of manic energy and that translates, for good and bad, into the massage and other activities. The main event was lots of fun. She was generous with her body and willing to take gentle direction. It seemed 2 cups were available but I only served one. She joined me in the shower to clean up. If I repeat it would be for the full menu. Massage is not her forte and she has a body that demands a good pounding.

Tanya will be around for a couple more weeks. Be nice to her so she returns.

I saw Tanya several days ago. She responded to my text with her menu options and I selected the $160, nude massage. She was friendly enough and well spoken, but nude was not everything. Her massage was pretty good, but a bit fast as Yoyo stated. Upon the flip, there were all kinds of upgrades way beyond the norm. When I tried to get her panties off, $40 more. When I asked about FS (which I really wasn't interested in), she said $120 More. She wanted another $80 for BJ. Told her I had $60 more and she said would do CBJ for that, which would have been $220 total. Wasn't going to pay that. Told her I typically get fully nude with BJ for total of $160-$180 and she said she couldn't do that. So I said just finish the massage with handjob and she was fine with that. She did allow nursing and roaming everywhere except at the why and she did help me wash off the lotion in the shower, kind of like a stand up table shower would be. She was steadfast on her prices, but things remained pleasant between us. When I go back to the car, found total session was only about 45-50 minutes so got shorted in time also.

Kind of an odd session with all the negotiating being a downer. There were positives, but the negative far outweighed them. I believe she said she would rerun to NY on 17 May and be replaced at the apartment, which she said she wasn't sharing with anyone. If she returns, I wouldn't repeat due to the lack of value for what she offers.