Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List

[Christophe1]

The most funnest coital act known high and low across the land is called Knocking Boots.

A tight zhollow 6 feet deep pussy is the best pussy, just cause your dick is hitting deep up in there towards the inner realm of super duper fun pleasure. If done right, you will become a cherished treasure. And, wrong one might assume a blacklisted pariah.

Stick up in there super slow. Make sure she wet. Make sure she not too scared. Ecause she be thinking you be knocking on kidneys and causing shit to escape.

Jenny, Lucky, Jane, Ami, Amy, Mikka, Lena, and a whole host of shallow pussies await.

Gosh does it feel so good slowly roaming into dick unchartered territory, or maybe it she is a snap-back clapper?

Bam bam bam.

Damn it feels good to explode instantly and feel that pussy expanding good.

True.

[Christophe1]

These ladies can kick my ass.

Phone classified the pussy pic as food.

[Christophe1]

My reference to fat is not made in the good way. She had a pretty face, as they say.

I thought a fat chick would be amazingly skilled at sucking dick, not. She said a few things to me.

1. I am awesome at sucking meat.

2. I love my body.

3. You can do anything you want with me.

She was fat with a foopa on a foopa. She rode me and her fat ass and foopa were slapping around and making noises so that she had to hold it up towards her pendulos breasts. When the porker moved herself into mish I could see way deep up into her gaping fat pussy and below it her asshole looked pink and blown up. I couldn't help but to finger her pussy until I could get a fist up inside of her gaper. She was starting to feel tipsy from the shots she had earlier and was slurring stupid blah blah ahs. I replaced my fist with the Donky into her pussy and worked my hand into her ass just liked she begged.

After I had my fill of the fat heffer filly I spread her open and had open that fat gaper pussy and squirted inside and all over it.

I didn't do anything where I had to see her big fat ass tho or I would have certainly lost wood. Also don't think I will fuck a fat lady ever again. At least she had a pretty face.

Double the size of this one.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1492127

Cannot un-see this.

[DanTheMan213]

https://escortindex.com/ad/lakecharl...-2532/1/112426

That chick visited the inland empire last year, but I was too lazy to drive. I think she has an IG. Hit her up and ask if she's coming back soon.

LOL I wonder what her rates would be like.

[HowdyDoody32]

Anyone have any leads on a PSE midget?

That's been on my fuckitlist for decades.

https://escortindex.com/ad/lakecharl...-2532/1/112426

That chick visited the inland empire last year, but I was too lazy to drive. I think she has an IG. Hit her up and ask if she's coming back soon.

[Christophe1]

I have no feelings one way or the other about being observed in flagrante delicto. Apparently this makes me rare? Most people would be horrified to be seen in the act, except for a subset who would get off on it. But I just. Don't. Care. Not on my "yes PLEASE" list but not on my "hell no" list either.

Film it, share it. Easy. I got a million pages of story.

[Oglaf]

I have no feelings one way or the other about being observed in flagrante delicto. Apparently this makes me rare? Most people would be horrified to be seen in the act, except for a subset who would get off on it. But I just. Don't. Care. Not on my "yes PLEASE" list but not on my "hell no" list either.

[MisterChango]

Anyone have any leads on a PSE midget?

That's been on my fuckitlist for decades.

[Christophe1]

There are a lot of horny chicks out in the fly by areas. Really love to swallow dick and cum. I was at a bar in, IDK, maybe Idaho, and a lady I met was a sexaholic. One of many, previous one was in Reno. Not obscure and more rampant than I could imagine these sexy lustful ladies.

Long story made floppy dick is that they, crave some sexy Christophe1 dick.

Gosh gee. Me?

Yepers. Fingers in white farmer girls for days.

Past sunsets and the fun goes on.

Now, guys, get a suped up van. Fuck asia. We got some great stuff here and abouts.

Lots of swallow the cum too with my dick fuck facing. Amy my digits in a d ass.

Now that is really fun.

Van.

Travel.

Fuck.

Old school.

Once, I had a dream. A dream to get called up by a girl.

"Oh Baby, I miss you. " Hearing her voice felt like sunshine's rays bursting thru the clouds. Like a dream catcher with chimes dancing and singing with the wind. My heart beat deeply while my breath became shallow. My dick cock aroused -chubbing up. Then began doing prefucking burpees & stretches to prepare for some pussy clubbing. No drugs, baby, only pure cacao highs.

My dream is to be surrounded by a woman. Tits in mouth, ass in hands. Just playing with her clitoris and fondling with her holes. Tongue to tongue. Finger to ass.

I have a dream to bang away, bang away, to bang away, any which way that I want to bang away.

A piece of the dream of having dreams.

Around the world we went in such a short half hour. My dick visited more holes than on a golf course. Back and forth we went.

I had a dream to do ATM. Ass to mouth the Donkey went.

While looking face to face with Donkey, she said, "I am so hungry. I want to eat all your cum, " Her tongue licked upon Donkey's head. She soon swallowed the Donkey whole, while she slobber covered, and stroked upon the perineum. I pulled her over into 69, above my head so I could bare witness to the carnage of how stretched out her asshole and vagina had become. I think I did a good job fucking her up deep. Fucking her up deep, all the way up to her deudenum.

Her pussy was really getting wet and juicy like a 20 year old's and her clit juice was becoming sweet like nectar.

I had a Dream that I shot forth the seed that impegnated more dreams of which I never dreamed of to come (or cum).

What good is a dream deferred?

Peace.

[Peach Skoal]

I might hit that one up tomorrow LOL. It looks legit. She has an eros page too. Expensive tho 300 for hour.

note: however i am suspicious, the eros ad is a different phone number.

If you do, you have to share how it was!

[HowdyDoody32]

It is one of the few things. And she is cute too. I wish I was closer.

https://backpage.com.sanfernandovall...post/26838867/

I might hit that one up tomorrow LOL. It looks legit. She has an eros page too. Expensive tho 300 for hour.

note: however i am suspicious, the eros ad is a different phone number.

[Peach Skoal]

It is one of the few things. And she is cute too. I wish I was closer.

https://backpage.com.sanfernandovall...post/26838867/

[HowdyDoody32]

I want to do a preggi but this looks like spam lmfao!

https://www.yesbackpage.com/35/posts...t-Pusssy-.html

[Christophe1]

Some girls want to be dick **** slapped. Dick butthole abused. Talk about the crazy porn they be watching and try to resurrect the films with a trusted partner.

Howdy Ma'am.

My chaps have the crotch cut out for a reason. Think of the gal on the street wearing only a dress without briefs.

Kinky will pursue.

The donut man.

[Slideryyz]

Hello, PUSSY LOVERS

I GOT WHITE PUSSY
E, er, some more,

White pussy pussy for 2 hours. At a hundred.

Did I say, she is a stripper 40 lesbian, with a lesbian partner around 20.

You always find gem. Never had threesome myself. Very tempted.