Massage Parlor Reports

**FunForJeff** · 04-07-19 08:59

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Not the owner. Are you sure we are talking about the same place? Check post #12538: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...201&viewfull=1. Some other guy with pretty much the exact experience I had. I didn't find anyone else in this thread talking about the place. I don't pay for rubmaps so I can't see reviews but it's not marked "non-erotic" there and it has 20 ish reviews. I figured if it had that many reviews and wasn't marked non-erotic it must be worth at least checking out.

I've been there a few times, but at least a year or so ago am pretty sure I got a HE most of the time, I think once I didn't and it's why I stopped.

**Averily** · 04-07-19 04:26

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

First went to Asian Well Being on Southfield because I had good luck a few days ago and wanted to report an update. Walked in, it smelled like food and an old lady with two hair clips holding her hair half up greeted me. Not very friendly. She said 30 min wait. I started to wait but between her shitty attitude, the smell and the fact that according to others this seems to be a YMMV place I decided to head down the road.

Went to the hidden AMP on Southfield. Paid $ upfront for hour plus tip. Young ish. Not friendly. Not even a fake smile. She focused on my back for 30 minutes with minimal oil. Legs for 10 minutes with NO oil. Absolutely no teasing at all. Hot towel then gently ran her fingertips over my back and near my boys. That lasted for probably 60 seconds then flip and asked for another $30. I said no more money. She pushed. I said no. She said okay but next time it's $. 6. She proceeded to give the worst HE I've ever experienced. Facility is small and kind of gross. Massage 1/10, HE 1/10 also parking there on a weekend your car sticks out like a sore thumb with your license plate facing the road.

It looks like Cici is still there. She does loosen up a bit if you make her laugh. I'm not going back until the next rotation at this place.

**JustAGuy33** · 04-07-19 01:18

Originally Posted by Detroit1 [View Original Post]

Anyone still getting 2 pops for the donations?

Last time I was there 3 mounths ago I saw momo who I have been with before. Only had one pop and last time before that two pops. So I'm not sure but as I said my last time one pop.

**RWhite** · 04-07-19 01:03

Originally Posted by RWhite [View Original Post]

Lets take a survey. Shiatsu or Famous Shiatsu?

I've gone to famous several times because the best tease I've ever experienced was from Famous. I've never had anything more than H. E. But the tease alone was well worth my hr massage.

I've never been to Shiatsu though I am curious about going but out of all the AMP's I've been too Famous gives the best tease.

Which one do you like and why and how much?

BTW I drop 1. 4 rolled up singles in her hand before I undress no words spoken and she gets to work sometimes I will toss another. 2.

I meant (. 2).

The original post looks like $$ I would never spend that. My limit is 1. 6 max (includes door and tip).

**YetAnotherGuy** · 04-06-19 23:43

Originally Posted by Gilfoyle2 [View Original Post]

I was regular dreamer when Linda was there, I think she liked me and took care of my back well. She had great massage 10/10 and in time I left happy. I dreamed of this yesterday but the experience was so so. Massage was 6/10 and he 2/10 rushed. Her name was Michelle. I will not repeat as she was demanding 20 tip I said heck no but agreed on 40 with he. I would describe her as welcoming at first when good English and once there and paid, rushed and diminished English skills. I would say massage alone was good so not a totally bust.

Hilarious. What's Michelle look like if you don't mind me asking, and are there other girls there?

**Member #6007** · 04-06-19 23:28

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Any Caucasian massage parlors offering HE out there? Never gone to a residence for a massage and feeling uneasy about it.

Not parlours, but sole practitioners, safer.

Terri Ann in Auburn Hills or Daisy in Rochester.

**Detroit1** · 04-06-19 23:22

Anyone still getting 2 pops for the donations?

**RWhite** · 04-06-19 19:27

Lets take a survey. Shiatsu or Famous Shiatsu?

I've gone to famous several times because the best tease I've ever experienced was from Famous. I've never had anything more than H. E. But the tease alone was well worth my hr massage.

I've never been to Shiatsu though I am curious about going but out of all the AMP's I've been too Famous gives the best tease.

Which one do you like and why and how much?

BTW I drop 1. 4 rolled up singles in her hand before I undress no words spoken and she gets to work sometimes I will toss another. 2.

**Anon2854** · 04-06-19 17:26

First went to Asian Well Being on Southfield because I had good luck a few days ago and wanted to report an update. Walked in, it smelled like food and an old lady with two hair clips holding her hair half up greeted me. Not very friendly. She said 30 min wait. I started to wait but between her shitty attitude, the smell and the fact that according to others this seems to be a YMMV place I decided to head down the road.

Went to the hidden AMP on Southfield. Paid $ upfront for hour plus tip. Young ish. Not friendly. Not even a fake smile. She focused on my back for 30 minutes with minimal oil. Legs for 10 minutes with NO oil. Absolutely no teasing at all. Hot towel then gently ran her fingertips over my back and near my boys. That lasted for probably 60 seconds then flip and asked for another $30. I said no more money. She pushed. I said no. She said okay but next time it's $. 6. She proceeded to give the worst HE I've ever experienced. Facility is small and kind of gross. Massage 1/10, HE 1/10 also parking there on a weekend your car sticks out like a sore thumb with your license plate facing the road.

**Anon2854** · 04-06-19 13:51

Originally Posted by AvBrent [View Original Post]

Nice review. How much was an hour? Was she good looking? Do you think if you had played your cards different she'd have finished with a HJ?

Don't remember. I usually call ahead for prices so when I get there I already have a plan. I think $. 7 for an hour? She was not THAT cute but probably in her 30's. She had a pretty thick accent but didn't seem fresh off the boat like many others do (don't mean that to be racist). Personality definitely didn't make up for the average looks. She used hot stones and even climbed up on the table (pre flip). As I said before, excellent massage. I don't think she would have done it if I'd played my cards differently. The place has been open less than a year if I remember correctly. I didn't give detail about what happened on the flip in my last review so I'll do it here: I flipped, she covered me up with a small towel. She rubbed my stomach and inner thighs. She started getting closer and closer but I knew where it was going. She ran her hand gently over my guy. I moved the towel. She continued to 1 out of 10 tease. I eventually just grabbed her hand gently and put it where it is supposed to go. She pulled back and said "you need some oil?" I said "no, you do it. " She said "massage only here. " I was going to just call it quits but since I tipped up front anyway I decided to just do self service. She rubbed my boys and stomach. That was that. I understand refusing self-service but when I read about guys that storm out and say "I'm never coming back" or refuse to tip or EVEN PAY, I just think they're assholes. People have a right to not go beyond the standard massage. Fortunately there are sites like this and rubmaps so you at least know what you're getting into before you walk in the door.

**Anon2854** · 04-06-19 11:55

Any Caucasian massage parlors offering HE out there? Never gone to a residence for a massage and feeling uneasy about it.

**RayLatoole** · 04-06-19 08:24

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Yep. By the Big Boy. This is basically my exact experience to a T.

I know they all have a lucy working, but the lucy that I saw there used to work at tomii in livonia. She was wild!. Wondering if she's still there.

**AvBrent** · 04-06-19 00:03

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Took one for the team on MH Massage on Southfield. I knew it was going to be a legit place from the moment I walked in. Advertising a special couples massages. Really nice place. Linens smelled clean. Most comfortable massage table I've ever been on. I wanted a half hour which I knew was $. 5 so I got undressed and put $. 8 down on the table. She walked in, saw the money, counted it, I told her the rest was a tip. She gave the absolute best massage I've ever had. Pretty much no tease at all. Although I told her I wanted a half hour she went for 45 minutes. On the flip she put a drape over the part that matters and continued the massage. Eventually she bumped into it and said "sorry too much?" I said "no". She eventually started brushing into it and running her hand over it but when the rubber met the road she offered me self-service. She wasn't that friendly before or after but they do give out complimentary FULL SIZE waters on the way out so at least I've got that going for me.

Nice review. How much was an hour? Was she good looking? Do you think if you had played your cards different she'd have finished with a HJ?

**ScMagic12** · 04-05-19 23:01

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Yep. By the Big Boy. This is basically my exact experience to a T.

Hey, let's not disparage an American iconic brand with a half ass massage parlor and a painful he by a grandma. Big boy and grandmas always evoke a positive image in my mind, don't diminish that for me.

**Anon2854** · 04-05-19 20:43

Took one for the team on MH Massage on Southfield. I knew it was going to be a legit place from the moment I walked in. Advertising a special couples massages. Really nice place. Linens smelled clean. Most comfortable massage table I've ever been on. I wanted a half hour which I knew was $. 5 so I got undressed and put $. 8 down on the table. She walked in, saw the money, counted it, I told her the rest was a tip. She gave the absolute best massage I've ever had. Pretty much no tease at all. Although I told her I wanted a half hour she went for 45 minutes. On the flip she put a drape over the part that matters and continued the massage. Eventually she bumped into it and said "sorry too much?" I said "no". She eventually started brushing into it and running her hand over it but when the rubber met the road she offered me self-service. She wasn't that friendly before or after but they do give out complimentary FULL SIZE waters on the way out so at least I've got that going for me.