Streetwalker Reports

[Bad Bad Boy]

Prototype, it's like the old adage: I never go to bed with ugly girls, but have woken up to several the next morning. lol

[PsyberZombie]

Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that.

That's a syndrome known as " Good from far .... but far from good "

[Seva Lurker]

Sort of like the "girls get prettier at closing time" isn't it?

[Larry 56]

Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that.

Yeah, that happens all the time. The little head takes over for the big one causing Mongervision.



Larry!

[Larry 56]

Unfortuanately, barely went accross the blvd and said OH SHIT, This is one way. And Cop car headed right at me. I tghought I was on scarey not this street. Too tired again...
If you know me, you know what that is.

"But officer, I was ONLY going one way!" ??


Larry!

[Prototype]

Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that. Oh and I have totally driven up the wrong way on a one way street trying to get to a sw. Driven past the street on Wash plenty of times...knew it was oneway but got in a hurry to get to the spot, wasn't thinking, next thing I know a car is coming at me honking and stuff and there's me with a dumb look on my face...still picked the sw up though...going the wrong way.

[Clixxx]

NOT a good trolling evening.

Decided I owed myself a good snarling and, in turn, provide some recon to the board, before the holidays. Even brought my digitial camera in hopes of documentation.

Started out at the wash wilk loop at about 10:00 PM. There were actually two or three nice looking SWs out some freelanceers some with boyfriends/pimps as well as the usual skank on my arrival. Seasoned like I am (or thought I was), I rarely ever pick up anyone without first getting the lay of the land. Should have jumped on the nice one with her bf just east of Monroe on Wilkens in hindsight....but that is 20/20

Dried up pretty damn quick, but kept mongeri stroll on WW loop for about an hour. Decided to move to Brooklyn, NOTHING.

Moved up to Highlandtown zilch.

Moved to PP area.....again zero.

Back to Highlandtown, saw one bsw near the cemetary. Got the look.

Circled back to see if more was out and was considering picking her up, but alas, GONE and no one else. WTF is going on?

Getting pretty tired as it was now approaching 1:00 AM.

Swung back to Brooklyn, saw one hog in pink sweatpants on Pontiac but elected to pass......she looked mean and too fat for my tastes.

Slid back down Caton hoping that WW was opening up after the shift change etc. I was right, but it was not hopping. Started seeing a few decent things, as viewed from the distance. Was very wore out and made a bad decisiion to pick up one in the shadows near scarey on side street.

Once she got in the car I knew I made a mistake, but little head was talking and I was tired as sh*t. Asked her if she had a decent spot close by. (mistake). She said go straight down this street. I suspected I knew the spot she was going too and thought it was ok. Unfortuanately, barely went accross the blvd and said OH SHIT, This is one way. And Cop car headed right at me. I tghought I was on scarey not this street. Too tired again.

Discussions followed between all parties.

After a delay of about 20 minutes, he let her go on her way and gave me a ticket.

Went home and am going to avoid pigtown for a while during these hours.
Might add that my reserve excuse actually had merit in the eyes of LEO.

If you know me, you know what that is.

Well have a ticket to pay and not a nut to show.

Not a good evening.

Lesson learned, even an old monger like me screws up. Go Home if you are too tired.

Also, I think my routing had me mirroring and behind PALAND over in Highlandtown. If it wasnt, it was a seasoned monger who knew the area well.

Later.

Monger on

Clix

[Booty Pirate]

JB,

Apparently some don't have a problem conducting "business" under the watchful eyes mounted high atop light poles - I watched a monger almost get rear-ended while stopping IN TRAFFIC to check out a SW and all this was practically underneath the dang flashing blue light cam! He eventually did pull over and I saw her walk up to the car. Now, he either doesn't care or is extremely clueless... I mean careless. Maybe both.

As for me? I think I've seen "Goodfellas" a few too many times cuz when I see the LE helicopters flyin', I swear they're up there specifically for me. Just kiddin'. Maybe.

Stay safe,

BP

[JohnnieBravo]

I am a frequent contributor to this board. I mongered on and off today 2/19/06 from about noon till around 8pm. You here in Baltimore at least do appear to have some action, which is great and FS for .40 which is great as well. I was wondering, however, if there are any other strolls other then the Southwest area? The women that I found in the area looked to be pretty strung out. I am NOT complaining...just wanted to know if there are any other areas in your great city of which I might sample from. I would appreciate any help from any veterans from this board.

Also, was wondering if any of you mongerers out there have had any prob with those flashing LE cameras mounted on the light pole.

Thanks,

JohnnieBravo

[Mr Boh]

Have been reading ALL the recent posts on WSWs. Did not read much info on Donna. So, when she was available decided to try. This Donna is about a claimed 42 years of age and 34 A/B.

Had good looks and a was a pleasant conversationalist. She did keep the coversation up. After "You a Cop," "You a cop." we were comfortable with each other to proceed to No-Tell.

The time was well spent. BBBJ was sufficient to complete that nights objective. Time was never a limitation. No number was available. However a ride home resulted in "Stop By Anytime."

Glad to read any comments about future get togethers, suggesting either a "Yes." or "No."

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