Massage Parlor Reports

[Kijimuna]

I'm realatively new to the hobby and had a quick question. When you go in and lie down face down. Do you put your boy pointing up towards your head. Or down between your legs. Is it different with a legit place?

I normally put him through the hole at the end of the bed.

[Toadster999]

I'm realatively new to the hobby and had a quick question. When you go in and lie down face down. Do you put your boy pointing up towards your head. Or down between your legs. Is it different with a legit place?

[Eevo1]

In learning about the head Patriot, do places have hidden cams in the rooms?

[HerbB]

If you do a Google search on her 571 phone number, and another using her email address, you'll get results pointing to states other than Virginia. And, if you filter to show results from the past year, you get zero, zip, nada.

That's a strong indication, IMHO, that the listing is stale and she's moved on. Shame on MassageAnywhere for not keeping their site up to date, but it doesn't surprise me. I've also noticed ads there that are almost certainly no longer valid.

Just go to the "Contact Me" tab on that web site and you see that she is now operating out of Reno, NV.

[RustyMuffler]

Last time I had 4-hand massage was when Tara's little friend was visiting for several months and began trying her hand (pun intended) at providing sensual massage services. With Tara's friend, can't remember name right now (Oh, how quickly we forget, anyway Tara's friend had a tight grip on the joystick and was using the other hand to tease the boys while Tara, who was totally nude, was allowing free roaming and feeding me a nice, big nipple while talking dirty to me until the deed was done.

Anyway, I had a very enjoyable time with them both, so I tipped them each $40. That memory is etched in my mind and still arouses my loins when I think about it.

What is the going tip rate for HE with 4 Hand massage?

[DSkippy]

What is the going tip rate for HE with 4 Hand massage?

[Start2]

In relation to a recent post about an expanded menu at a standard, local AMP, I can attest that I've been both victorious and defeated in this endeavor.

It's been about 15 years but a place off Franconia Rd, still there, offered the menu on a 2nd visit. I went back 2 more times within a couple months and enjoyed a really beautiful girl with a great body (she had a small patch on her upper back, maybe to quit smoking? Maybe birth control?) Anyway, it was great. I didn't have to go to DC to Vermont St and climb stairs.

But I've also been promised and then had those promises broken. Actually, this has more often been the case. It becomes apparent quickly when you realize you've been sold a promise that won't come true. Similar to your local car or insurance salesman. For this, I have had the mindset that our local nova AMPs are HE and not FS.

I've resorted to going across the water when the fever hits. That said, one can continue to dream, and hope to be proven wrong.

You don't have to dream. Use "across the water" to your advantage. Search the forum until you find a few promising reports and plan a trip. Your attitude should be from Training Day: they have Today and Today only to prove your patronage. If they try to flake like below:

Meh, what a rip-off.

Since it's near me I decided to give it a try. I walked in, met Mya. Opted for 1 h for. 8. Had a so so TS and a mediocre massage with free roaming.

Then on the flip, she asked and I told her I wanted her to take all off, give me BBBJ and let me DATY for. 8 . But she refused that it's not enough. I went up to $ and $. 2 (I know, I need to work on my determination). She insisted they don't do BBBJ asked if I had condom which I did. I said if CBJ then it's only. 8 (I might have accidentally said $). In the end she gave me CBJ and a very short DATY. All's done and I gave her $ and she said I said $. 2 but that's only for BBBJ which it wasn't. After 5 min of insisting and giving me a life lesson about protected sex (meh it was only BJ) because I'm young (I'm in my 3 x but I look younger on outside due to being Asian, duh). I just thought screw this and gave her. 2 more for a total of $. 2 tip + . 8 on the house for a CBJ. Total damage is $$. Rip-off, not going to come back.

You'll have the strength to decline and reallocate your remaining funds "across the water" to complete your mission. 90% of the time they'll decide to honor the initial agreement. The other 10% you'll cross them off your list and reward someone who actually wants your business.

You don't have to dream. But you will have to put in extra work and sometimes extra funds to find the hidden local gems. This forum makes it easy to stand on the shoulders of giants.

[OnlyAOne]

Has anyone dreamed in any of these situations and if so recommendation would be very much appreciated please feel free to pm of you prefer. Thank you.

I have visited the centreville location and always have an unbelievable time.

[DoctorDoctor]

Happens, especially when the co-pilot clicks autopilot, must complete mission or be damned.

Nowadays, before filing a flight plan I map out know landing sites. Where you can parachute in safely.

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop..

[Member #6804]

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop.

Final stop was at Sun Star. This had to be the place because I had to pick up my kid soon. Sun star was with older Korean lady close to 60. She was nice, but wasn't hot. She did give me a fake BJ and I ended up finishing from that.

Waste of day and over 200 Biggest disappointment was the Latina place. I waited a hour for that lame experience. I should have just went to a Korean Apt and got someone hot.

Thanks for the heads up, I was contemplating going to the Columbia Pike location and now I know better.

[TheAverageJoe]

Sorry CoolWays, was out of pocket but meant to respond. House fee was normal for the area, and tipping pretty standard, $6.

Can you share the house fee and total damages.

Thank you.

[SpaSearcher]

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop.

Final stop was at Sun Star. This had to be the place because I had to pick up my kid soon. Sun star was with older Korean lady close to 60. She was nice, but wasn't hot. She did give me a fake BJ and I ended up finishing from that.

Waste of day and over 200 Biggest disappointment was the Latina place. I waited a hour for that lame experience. I should have just went to a Korean Apt and got someone hot.

I'm flying into town tomorrow and have been looking at some reviews, thanks for the info. Last time I was there I stopped into Shirlington and had a good time with a younger lady. Mind sending over any info on the korean apt you mentioned? I've heard so many mixed things about that scene in dc.

[Bacon Bread]

Had a good experience with Happy last week. I'd say she's around 40 or so. Pretty nice body, not huge tits but nice.

Good TS and massage. After the flip got Greenbelt service for around the Greenbelt price.

For those who don't know, there's parking in the rear and a rear entrance.

[Jim Rob]

Had the day off Friday and decided to monger. My first stop was the Latina beauty parlor on Columbia Pike and Glebe road. My 3rd visit in several years and I won't be dumb enough to go back. Years ago it was a good time, but my last time was awful. Got a old Latina female that gave me a massage and on the flip wanted 50 to give a HE. The HE was horrible, but she used a wash cloth to finish me off. A cold wet towel. I made her quit and didn't let her finished. I was so pissed from this horrible HE that I was like I'm not wasting my batch on this trash.

Next I checked the map and say Shirlington was very close. Hmmm I said let's go. I drove over and only saw street parking with no spots open, plus a group of men was loitering near the entrance and I said oh hell no and made the drive to Annandale.

My first stop was Annandale Oldness, I mean wellness. I was never so happy when the very old trying to be sexy grandmother said too busy. Come back in 45 minutes. I then left for my next stop.

Final stop was at Sun Star. This had to be the place because I had to pick up my kid soon. Sun star was with older Korean lady close to 60. She was nice, but wasn't hot. She did give me a fake BJ and I ended up finishing from that.

Waste of day and over 200 Biggest disappointment was the Latina place. I waited a hour for that lame experience. I should have just went to a Korean Apt and got someone hot.

[CoolWays]

Has anyone dreamed in any of these situations and if so recommendation would be very much appreciated please feel free to pm of you prefer. Thank you.