Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.

There was this one nail salon I used to go to for pedicures that offered massages for real cheap like. 5 an hour. Place was to my knowledge fully legit. Went countless times never anything more than a damn good massage and a pedicure after for 15 bucks. Place was a real deal. Was in the midst of a massage when like 15 LEOs bust through the place and go full rainbow six lockdown. You'd think we were some kind of mass murdering / bank heist bullshit for them to send in an army for a bunch of old asian ladies and a few mongers, it was ridiculous. There were other patriots of the est that LEO all interviewed, took down our names and such and eventually let us all go. Hell, hand to god, we all had nothing to hide and did no wrongdoing. By golly it was the strangest thing. Scared half to death at the time but later found the humor in the fact that of all the happy places I've been to it was the legit parlor that dinged me on the noggin! Turns out they were operating without a massage license and that's what Po were after (or so I'm told). Frankly, I really don't see the point in waging this war. AMPs pop up like weeds in a garden and considering their quantity and financial longevity, there's no shortage of sinners. The futility of it all; it's like waging a war on water because someone accidentally drowned.

[Katarina69]

I am the new Hot Korean gal at Mikos in Chantilly. You're invited for a super massage and New York City extras. House is $80 and extras require a generous tip.

[Skooby]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.

Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.

[Tom McAn]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

I've never seen either of those providers, but there's always risk involved with the hobby. The risk of disease, the risk of getting ripped off or robbed, the risk of encountering Uncle LEO, etc. Don't forget, however, there's also risk if you pick up a gal in a bar or on the dance floor.

You can mitigate some of those risks by using protection and providing it yourself when necessary, as well as only bringing the cash you plan on spending and doing your homework ahead of time. You can also choose to only patronize AMP's or providers who don't offer FS or French lessons. In any event, your fellow mongers would appreciate your reports on your findings. And, by the way, welcome to the forum.

[Madness322]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door.

I don't have any specific feed back on that provider but something struck me odd in your description. The happy time providers I have visited had secure entries with a double doors with the inside door protected by a lock, doorbell and camera. The fact that you could wander right in up to the desk would give me cause to wonder if LFR or reinforcements could do the same. Second I've tested this theory, if you are getting table shower in a different room, is the mamasan checking your belongings for a badge, radio etc? I hang my underwear very specifically over my pants on the wall hook, It is usually moved when I return from the shower. One new place I visited she parked me in a sauna a couple of minutes after the TS to "dry off", that gave the provider plenty of time to do the same search. I would like to think that my other teammates in other rooms had also been "strip searched". I never have anything other than cash, and my keys.

[TheOuroboros]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

As a person whose taken the plunge with both providers you mentioned, understand that you are not the first to trek down the path and you won't be the last. Some providers do get checked on the reg while others do not. It's not a question I can answer for you. But believe me, the risks are always there and you have to play it smart. BBBJ and FS w / out protection is always a dangerous game. The FS providers like you mentioned above give it out I'd imagine 5 or 6 times a day on average, so mathematically speaking, the odds aren't always in your favor. Be smart. Safety frist.

[WaveSurfer]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

[RubMeLongTime]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.

[OhioRich]

Great review! Thanks!
Wondering if she allows any roaming? Fully clothed the whole time?

Thanks for the +feedback.

She was fully clothed for both my visits. I didn't think to ask for anything else. That being said, I'd bet for every 20 I could peel off she'd drop an article of clothing.

I also didn't try at any roaming. I'd think OTC would be possible. To be honest, I didn't really pay that much attention to her tatas, I was too busy admiring her teeth!

[RedBird3]

In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-...sage-14734759/

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.

Went about a month ago to gook gook got a lady around 40 good massage but nothing else she keep say I get fired.

[RustyMuffler]

In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-...sage-14734759/

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.

[VaughnBraun]

I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.

I absolutely agree with OMIV's statement. Cash is invisible after the transaction. There is no record of the transaction that can be resurrected after it took place, no taxes, and no "hidden fees. " Stay safe and anonymous, gentlemen. Always use cash.

- Vaughn.

[OldManInVa]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.

[DoctorDoctor]

Good advice to use cash for all providers.

Agreed, cash is the way to go.

I do use a cc with a two providers that I've seen for many years. They don't mind. I always ask how much it cost them for to process the transaction, then add that into the bill.

[Oldfart69]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

Good advice to use cash for all providers.