Escort Reports

**OldManRiver** · 01-17-19 04:39

Originally Posted by CarlosPeligros [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or does it seem like mongers have to choose between junkie and chunky?

Also, is this not the saddest ad you've seen in forever?

http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/heaven-is-waiting3368039635/577204357212

I can't decide if the lumps on her backside or the lumps with nipples are worse. You make the call!

--CP

"Heaven is waiting" because she'll probably give you something that will send you there.

**CarlosPeligros** · 01-17-19 02:27

Is it just me, or does it seem like mongers have to choose between junkie and chunky?

Also, is this not the saddest ad you've seen in forever?

http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/heaven-is-waiting3368039635/577204357212

I can't decide if the lumps on her backside or the lumps with nipples are worse. You make the call!

--CP

**OldManRiver** · 01-17-19 02:02

Originally Posted by triadspecial [View Original Post]

kimberly is https://backpage.com.greensboro.list...post/28696402/ (i haven't seen but plan to try).

1178 is snowbunny http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...o/258709189029 (i have seen a few times and has multiple reviews).

Fix't.

thank you.

**OldManRiver** · 01-17-19 01:47

Originally Posted by Bhull [View Original Post]

Does Ma. Milana know about that deal? She's always amazing. Why would you want your ex? From what I read from your other posts, your ex has robbed you and is not that great in the sack. Milana Yes! Your ex hell no. Easy decision.

https://media.giphy.com/media/deNPNTjrAysuY/giphy.gif

**CarlosPeligros** · 01-17-19 01:37

Originally Posted by OldManRiver [View Original Post]

Thanks for the very informative review. This definitely puts Lala on my 'to-do" list, because I was sort of undecided.

As for the "tightness factor"dude, I would certainly hope her back door was tighter than the front--it's designed anatomically to be that way on everyone.

The only girls I've ever been with who were tighter in the front than in the back were 1) a Catholic girl I knew in college who had been doing anal since junior high because she didn't believe in birth control, and 2) a kinky BDSM **** I knew in DC who was into anal fisting and huge toys. She was pretty much in a 24/7 state of "gape" and had to wear a butt plug because she has stretched out her sphincter so much. Her back door was so open it had an echo--but her cootchie was like a slippery, flexing, velvet fist.

And neither of them made me pay for it--no matter which entrance I took. .

--OMR.

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**OldManRiver** · 01-16-19 22:01

Originally Posted by JEastAlton [View Original Post]

I had a Greek session with Layla the other day.

The good. Nice tight ass. Possibly tighter then her puss...
https://escortalligator.com.greensbo...post/28623980/

Thanks for the very informative review. This definitely puts Lala on my 'to-do" list, because I was sort of undecided.

As for the "tightness factor"dude, I would certainly hope her back door was tighter than the front--it's designed anatomically to be that way on everyone.

The only girls I've ever been with who were tighter in the front than in the back were 1) a Catholic girl I knew in college who had been doing anal since junior high because she didn't believe in birth control, and 2) a kinky BDSM **** I knew in DC who was into anal fisting and huge toys. She was pretty much in a 24/7 state of "gape" and had to wear a butt plug because she has stretched out her sphincter so much. Her back door was so open it had an echo--but her cootchie was like a slippery, flexing, velvet fist.

And neither of them made me pay for it--no matter which entrance I took. .

--OMR.

**Bhull** · 01-16-19 21:39

Originally Posted by WhiteTiger1468 [View Original Post]

My ex just text to tell me. That I can eat Milana pussy and have her give me oral then they will switch. For 120 for 30 minutes. What all yall think about it? Can't decide.

Does Ma. Milana know about that deal? She's always amazing. Why would you want your ex? From what I read from your other posts, your ex has robbed you and is not that great in the sack. Milana Yes! Your ex hell no. Easy decision.

**LovesPoon** · 01-16-19 21:30

Originally Posted by Archui [View Original Post]

Provider grabbed money out of my wallet after hopping in my car.

She said she had a room, then wanted me to get one, then wanted a car date, then money for uber / room, then grab the $ and ran.

Avoid: http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...y/688582839846.

Pictures in this ad appear accurate, but she's also posted using other pics:

http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...e/257708894792

http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...7/108571598318

Avoid phone #xxx-xxx-6745:

Hate to hear that dude. I had something setup with her to meet and then she ghosted me. I guess I can be thankful she did. We all need to be careful with the grab and dash.

LovesPoon.

**OldManRiver** · 01-16-19 21:30

Originally Posted by DeathByStereo [View Original Post]

I just tell them. 60 is all my mom lets me spend on pussy.

LOL! This is perhaps the most hysterical thing I've ever seen on this forum.!

You almost made me spew my beer on my screen.

**MarkKern** · 01-16-19 21:13

Originally Posted by DeathByStereo [View Original Post]

I texted with the girl in the first ad today and she sent me a face pic. I immediately recognized it as the same girl in the warning ad. She's got a very distinctive face and hair line. Having said that, I'm not a forensic facial analyst and there's definitely a chance I could be wrong. I've reported my post to admin and requested it be removed. MK, you're a respected source of intel and I'd rather not ruin a decent providers business if I am wrong. I still think the girl looks the same though and I won't take the chance. Now I wish I hadn't deleted the text thread.

I applaud your honesty and I am blown away that you really respect my opinion. I am absolutely positive its not the same girl. Like I said I didn't have the best of visit with the blonde girl who BTW is in her 30's and not in her 20's as she advertises. She admitted to it rather easily. She has a hot body but not the best attitude. I looked at the girl with the warning ad very carefully and I am 100% positive its not the blonde.

Thank you once again my friend!

Mk.

**ShortPecker** · 01-16-19 21:03

Originally Posted by FSmith9009 [View Original Post]

Is this your ad kyra?

http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...s/152682041728

Yep, that's her.

**TriadSpecial** · 01-16-19 20:17

Originally Posted by OldManRiver [View Original Post]

I'm so confused. I have no idea who anyone is talking about in this entire thread, because they never give links when they talk about a specific provider.

Kimberly is https://backpage.com.greensboro.list...post/28696402/ (I haven't seen but plan to try).

1178 is Snowbunny http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...o/258709189029 (I have seen a few times and has multiple reviews).

Fix't.