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[Chipper321]

Hi,

This will be my first time visiting an AMP. I am 26 but haven't really had any girlfriends. How should I prepare myself to last for an hour and enjoy the full experience?

Dude, are you for real? 26 years young and asking those dumb ass questions?

I actually suggest you get some kind of life before getting involved in this world.

Unless your plan is to spend your well earned money and have nothing to show for down the road. Then you'll have to live a horrible life alone because all you know is to pay for a date but you'll already be too broke to do so. Save yourself now and invest that money in you, ASAP.

Sorry again guys for yet another rant.

[Brizmo]

Thanks to the post by Redsox2005, I was able to find the location. My first visit to an AMP in Orlando. I was scheduled to meet a UTR, but our dream was cancelled due to a family emergency on her part. Before heading out, I checked the forum before I left and am glad I did. Showed up at KMS / WB and was greeted by a lovely and sexy Asian beauty with nice "C" size headlights with long nipples. Asked for Yuki, but she was busy. Can't remember her name but the service was excellent. TS and massage was exactly how I wanted it. Roaming strated immediately. Lengthy BBBJ with much attention to the boys and DT. On went the wrapper and the fun went to another level. CG, RCG, Missionary, K9 positions were experienced. Pulled the party hat off for some Russian and blasted off in her mouth. She cleaned me up and on the way out, she introduced me to Yuki. Yuki gives me a big hug, then grabs my package. She notices that I am hard. (You would have to be dead or comatose if you don't get an instant woody meeting Yuki). Yuki then unzips my pants and pulls Skippy out, gives him a kiss and a three blow sample. She tells me it is to make sure I come back. I DAMN SURE WILL RETURN. This place puts the AMP's in PG County Maryland to shame. I am so glad I will be in Orlando until the end of the first week of the new year. Safe Mongering.

[Laharvardkid]

I have been dreaming and have not reported so here goes. AMPs BO still number 1. Dreamed recently of LILY (there was another one same name about a year ago) but she is relatively new and leaving at the end of the month. Tiny spinner, tight nice small man made tatas. Typical dream but she loves to toss the salad. Russian and BBJ in shower, light massage to a body glide front and back. One of the best CG rides I've had (tight), Dog, Mish to finish. She's a keeper. Another dream I had there a couple weeks ago was a short haired from Malaysia can't remember her name but was another awesome dream. Have dreamed of GG twice first time about a month ago got a shy new thin natural long haired girl, dream was average at best but not too long ago saw Amanda and the dream was much better. Hope to dream of Pandora, I guess I will request her, can anyone tell me what she looks like so I don't get the switch pulled on me. I have also (many times) seen Lucy (Sophia) at Rainbow (tiny lady with decent sized bolt ons) also was at May spa but haven't seen her lately. She gives the best massages with extras. If anyone knows where she has gone. Stay safe.

Laharvardkid.

[BBC386]

This unfortunate circumstance happens on quite a regular basis, in spite of the fact that the desired information is readily available right within this thread. The PROBLEM is that this thread is SO chatty and active that, when the needed info gets posted (as it's about to be again in the coming paragraphs), that info is quickly buried 20 or 30 pages down, even though it's only a few days or weeks old. In between those detailed posts, the rest of us regular readers fall into the convenient habit of our familiar (yet cryptic to new readers) acronyms and short-hand-speak. So, following is some basic info on all that cryptography, and I invite anyone to point to this post in the future when the next guy reports that he's totally befuddled by our jibberish.

If you spent, literally, HOURS scanning the Orlando MP Thread, you eventually learn that there are 3 to 4 AMP's in Orlando that are, basically, total nymphomaniacal erotica factories, and are subject of probably 70% to 90% of the posts. These places, itemized further down, provide remarkably consistent service levels, including BBBJ, usually TUMA, sometimes even Greek. Generally speaking you won't see a cover until JUST before the mount, but before that, you'll experience the attendant's tongue and mouth going places you'll seldom see at other places, as early as ON THE WAY to the Table Shower (and during, often including body-to-body slide shower techniques), and the oral portion of the session goes on for a good, long, pleasurable time. MSOG is often on the table, more so than not, if you're able to manage such feats. What you should NOT be looking for is much in the way of a massage!

In the Orlando area, what we sometimes call the Big 4 are as follows -.

Golden Gate (aka GG), on N.Semoran, less than a half mile south of E.Colonial, or, less than a mile away is:

Blue Ocean (aka BO), on E.Colonial about a half mile west of N.Semoran (do NOT park in front of the 'Gecko' Insurance building next door!). While further south is:

Kissimmee Massage Spa (aka KMS) on John Young Pkwy (aka "JYP"), just south of SR192 This place is often, and erroneously, referred to as WB for it's former name, Well Body Spa.

The one place with a bit more of a YMMV factor, but still reportedly leaps and bounds better than any other place in the Orlando area, is:

U-Massage, on the north side of Vineland Rd, just west of Kirkman. Parking is good in an open lot of a small strip-shopping-center. While it's working, you can try this website: https://u-massage-and-spa.business.site/

Pricing is reportedly consistent at 80+160 per hour FS, however, BO and KMS are now doing 45 minute sessions (no drop off in service, just speeding up the production line) for 60+140. I wouldn't be surprised to see GG following suit, as there seems to be intense competition among these places, which would seem to be at least part of what's leading each one to try to "out do" the other with ever more incredible wildness of services!

Since board RULES prohibit posting of street addresses or phone numbers, AND since BackPage advertising links are no longer available, new readers will need to use the "general" location description information given above for GG, BO, and KMS, and try some pertinent Google searches. Phone numbers and addresses can easily be devined in this manner. Searches conducted through rubmaps often produce helpful information as well.

Good luck all you out of-towners (and yes, we know we're very lucky to have these places in Orlando while you have comparitively "crap" AMP's in your city. Some exceptions apply).

You literally have to spell it out for some. Stop spoiling these guys and let them put in some work and sweat equity. Do the research it's all there fellas.

[MrBill469]

Was in own on biz about a month ago, as a first time visitor to Orlando. Researched the board and wanted to visit "the place on JYP", but despite my best efforts I couldn't decrypt the board talk and determine what this place's actual name was. Alas ...

This unfortunate circumstance happens on quite a regular basis, in spite of the fact that the desired information is readily available right within this thread. The PROBLEM is that this thread is SO chatty and active that, when the needed info gets posted (as it's about to be again in the coming paragraphs), that info is quickly buried 20 or 30 pages down, even though it's only a few days or weeks old. In between those detailed posts, the rest of us regular readers fall into the convenient habit of our familiar (yet cryptic to new readers) acronyms and short-hand-speak. So, following is some basic info on all that cryptography, and I invite anyone to point to this post in the future when the next guy reports that he's totally befuddled by our jibberish.

If you spent, literally, HOURS scanning the Orlando MP Thread, you eventually learn that there are 3 to 4 AMP's in Orlando that are, basically, total nymphomaniacal erotica factories, and are subject of probably 70% to 90% of the posts. These places, itemized further down, provide remarkably consistent service levels, including BBBJ, usually TUMA, sometimes even Greek. Generally speaking you won't see a cover until JUST before the mount, but before that, you'll experience the attendant's tongue and mouth going places you'll seldom see at other places, as early as ON THE WAY to the Table Shower (and during, often including body-to-body slide shower techniques), and the oral portion of the session goes on for a good, long, pleasurable time. MSOG is often on the table, more so than not, if you're able to manage such feats. What you should NOT be looking for is much in the way of a massage!

In the Orlando area, what we sometimes call the Big 4 are as follows -.

Golden Gate (aka GG), on N.Semoran, less than a half mile south of E.Colonial, or, less than a mile away is:

Blue Ocean (aka BO), on E.Colonial about a half mile west of N.Semoran (do NOT park in front of the 'Gecko' Insurance building next door!). While further south is:

Kissimmee Massage Spa (aka KMS) on John Young Pkwy (aka "JYP"), just south of SR192 This place is often, and erroneously, referred to as WB for it's former name, Well Body Spa.

The one place with a bit more of a YMMV factor, but still reportedly leaps and bounds better than any other place in the Orlando area, is:

U-Massage, on the north side of Vineland Rd, just west of Kirkman. Parking is good in an open lot of a small strip-shopping-center. While it's working, you can try this website: https://u-massage-and-spa.business.site/

Pricing is reportedly consistent at 80+160 per hour FS, however, BO and KMS are now doing 45 minute sessions (no drop off in service, just speeding up the production line) for 60+140. I wouldn't be surprised to see GG following suit, as there seems to be intense competition among these places, which would seem to be at least part of what's leading each one to try to "out do" the other with ever more incredible wildness of services!

Since board RULES prohibit posting of street addresses or phone numbers, AND since BackPage advertising links are no longer available, new readers will need to use the "general" location description information given above for GG, BO, and KMS, and try some pertinent Google searches. Phone numbers and addresses can easily be devined in this manner. Searches conducted through rubmaps often produce helpful information as well.

Good luck all you out of-towners (and yes, we know we're very lucky to have these places in Orlando while you have comparitively "crap" AMP's in your city. Some exceptions apply).

[Blkmnblk]

I live in polk county haven't had the chance to try out any of these places yet but when I do I know I will go crazy if everything you guys saying is true. Only thing I got in polk county is FS at one place that close down now and wasn't that good from older woman that looked in 30's and a younger girl who was cute but not into it. And a different place where 3 of the girls was cute gave Damn good table shower and only did HJ but got them to take off they shirts but I know now I need to hit up Orlando for something better.

[DrinkSlinger98]

Took a trip down to Kissimmee to release some stress went to WB was greeted by a cute thing at the door got the hour service. The table shower was in use when I got there so had a little massage first then shower which included a body slide a first for me. My therapist was well endowed with some nice C cups I'd say which made the slide fun. Back in the room get BJ in 69 DATY was nice did not want FIV so just dined out. Put cover on hit it in mish finish up some more rub down and done. Now I must say this was my least favorite experience there I just could not get in to tune with the girl. She was nice but felt no connection to offset the boobs she did have a bit of a belly that had a tattoo on it which was kind of a turn off for me so that could be why. On may was out saw Yukki and Linda and suggested next time to do a double with them that could be a good time if I don't go that rout maybe I'll call ahead first to just get Yukk since I've been wanting to try her out since her GG days. I'll report back what happens latter until then be safe and have fun DS98.

[DarkKnight2K]

I've decided to scratch out BO or GG for my first AMP visit as they are just way out of my price range.

Would you recommend rainbow for a first timer? (First timer to AMP, not to escorts) I want something smaller and a little slower paced than the FS factories of BO and GG.

Rainbow or May Spa would be a good start and are easier on the wallet. If you do the Big4 first (GG, BO, KISS / WB, You) you're going to get spoiled. And broke. My two cents.

DK2 K.

[HighwayGuy]

Was in own on biz about a month ago, as a first time visitor to Orlando. Researched the board and wanted to visit "the place on JYP", but despite my best efforts I couldn't decrypt the board talk and determine what this place's actual name was. Alas, I dreamed of visiting BO. $$ for 45 min no tip needed. Saw a beautiful young lady called "Bobo". Total PSE from the dual table shower until the dream ended. English very limited, but she was a real stunner who goes the extra mile and seemed to love BBBJ as much as I did.

If ever in O-town again, this is a dream I'd eagerly like to repeat.

[WadeUncle]

Has anyone had any luck with seeing her? What can we expect? I was going to see her last week but she only works weekdays normal 9-5 type hours. Any thing good please feel free to pm me.

As always stay safe.

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I've seen her. Works out of her apartment. Heavier than her pictures indicate, but a pretty girl. Menu is pretty open and the price is right. Gave a really good performance but I think she liked me. YMMV $ for the half.

[BooCo]

Few day ago, driving up from the Space Coast area in mid morning after dropping off a friend at MCO, decided to swing by BO for a special treat. The place is not so busy, come in, paid the fee for the hr thru the tiny window behind the curtain. Greeting me behind the door is pretty good looking mamasan, then come nice looking one took to one of the room, her name is CiCi, lay down in the room fell to sleep and have a dream. In my dream I was lead to the TS room, shower is pretty good, wash and play, Nuru slide, riming, junior playing. Very nice body, A cup, trimmed carpet. Back to the room more playing, cudling Bbj, daty, then FS with multiple position, love the mirror on the wall, finish in 69, clean up then some massage wake up walkout saw another more full cup name like Tina or Nina not sure be cause of distraction from her cup and also feature trim Bush. It is very good visit, your guy in O town is lucky. I will return.

[Cash404]

I've tried a escorts and swans but never been to an AMP and after reading some reviews I want to try one. What are some good ones? I don't know why'alls abbreviations for the places. If you want you can pm the names. Thanks.

Google Orlando Asian Massage. You can match up the initials with the list.

[Cash404]

Seen some post about AMP and couldn't figure out the place wb could I get some info on this one.

Google "Orlando", "Asian", "Massage". You should be able to guess from the list.

[Redsox2005]

First off, is Yuki back for real?

Second, off JYP between 192 and Oak St, it's also between 2 banks and sits next to a dentist office. Can't miss the Massage sign, only one in the area.