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[HapaBoy86]

Jenn's back. She's with Mystee Waters, in El Segundo. They're both nasty women. Jenn's cute and gives the best BBBJCIM! Mystee loves greek, she has a very nice tight ass. Can't go wrong with either of them.

Yah, I just saw that few hours after I posted.

Got the broadcast in mystees club.

Just spoke with Mystee.

[Deeez]

I agree Jenn was very much into licking, sucking and f*cking you or she f*ck you.

She was very much into getting her love box filled with all my army men whenever I saw her.

Yes, HX is now full of Craigslist and BP rejects.

And, some of the fat pigs that think they're the shit on hx.

Jenn's back. She's with Mystee Waters, in El Segundo. They're both nasty women. Jenn's cute and gives the best BBBJCIM! Mystee loves greek, she has a very nice tight ass. Can't go wrong with either of them.

[HapaBoy86]

If she's married some dudes going to have his hands full.

She's the ideal prostitute because she's as perverted and as horny as any monger on this website.

I lost count of how many times I filled up her pussy and fartbox with jizz.

She was always attractive, in shape, smelled good and provided an amazing experience that left me happy and satisfied.

HX has gone to shit in the last few years.

Now HX is filled to the brim with junkie streetwalkers that provide terrible service and desperate newbie mongers that don't mind the crappy service and high prices.

I agree Jenn was very much into licking, sucking and f*cking you or she f*ck you.

She was very much into getting her love box filled with all my army men whenever I saw her.

Yes, HX is now full of Craigslist and BP rejects.

And, some of the fat pigs that think they're the shit on hx.

[ChrisPoontang]

Did she retire, meaning went off into the sunset into marriage life?

If she's married some dudes going to have his hands full.

She's the ideal prostitute because she's as perverted and as horny as any monger on this website.

I lost count of how many times I filled up her pussy and fartbox with jizz.

She was always attractive, in shape, smelled good and provided an amazing experience that left me happy and satisfied.

HX has gone to shit in the last few years.

Now HX is filled to the brim with junkie streetwalkers that provide terrible service and desperate newbie mongers that don't mind the crappy service and high prices.

[Cbonia2]

Just awful!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanasoLovely

Arrival

Text says to dial the door code, but doesn't answer buzzer.
I piggyback into building, but don't have apartment number.
She stops responding for several minutes while I'm in a building I don't belong.
I knock on an apartment of the door code, but they often don't line up, so I'm not sure if right apt.
No answer.
I text her "bye" and start to leave.
I finally hear her say something down the hall and get a text.

Apartment

Thanks for the warning! What a nightmare of a date and yet, some guys will read this review and still give it a go! LOL.

[KoolKeith323]

YMMV, a few years ago I had the pleasure of her dating her, before her interest in anal and being submissive. She does squirt a lot and is very tight.

My encounters with her meant to be cim for the finale, but always ended up cip. After I lost touch with her for about 6 months, she now insists on using a cover now, and is really into the tie up and spank stuff.

Bottom line, YMMV but very likely not BBFS anymore.

Did she retire, meaning went off into the sunset into marriage life?

[HapaBoy86]

Just awful!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanasoLovely

Arrival

Text says to dial the door code, but doesn't answer buzzer.
I piggyback into building, but don't have apartment number.
She stops responding for several minutes while I'm in a building I don't belong.
I knock on an apartment of the door code, but they often don't line up, so I'm not sure if right apt.
No answer.
I text her "bye" and start to leave.
I finally hear her say something down the hall and get a text.

Apartment

Nice building, but apartment is a dirty disgusting mess.
I ask to use restroom, as I'm about to pee she walks in and starts using mouthwash and asks if I'm going to steal her makeup.
No hand towels in bathroom

Bedroom

She collected payment up front. Not a good sign.
Dog is barking in cage in bedroom, she puts dog in other room.
She has 1001 rules. Only her positions. Won't do BJ while I'm standing, I have to lay on my back.
Very business like, not very friendly.
The entire time I was there, she was giving me attitude about saying "bye" on text.

After deed #1 - the worst part

Dog is back in room, jumping and scratching at my wet dick.
She hands me a large towel and I use it immediately to wipe off, now she gives me attitude about using the towel she just handed me.
I put on my clothes, she realizes I'm leaving early and is offended by this even though she already collected.
She asks if I can't nut again, I respond "not with you".
She starts giving me a bunch of shit about it's her house, her dog, phone not charged, didn't hear text.

No Thanks!

Did you network her or vicecersa?

[RanManCan]

Just awful!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanasoLovely

Arrival

Text says to dial the door code, but doesn't answer buzzer.
I piggyback into building, but don't have apartment number.
She stops responding for several minutes while I'm in a building I don't belong.
I knock on an apartment of the door code, but they often don't line up, so I'm not sure if right apt.
No answer.
I text her "bye" and start to leave.
I finally hear her say something down the hall and get a text.

Apartment

Nice building, but apartment is a dirty disgusting mess.
I ask to use restroom, as I'm about to pee she walks in and starts using mouthwash and asks if I'm going to steal her makeup.
No hand towels in bathroom

Bedroom

She collected payment up front. Not a good sign.
Dog is barking in cage in bedroom, she puts dog in other room.
She has 1001 rules. Only her positions. Won't do BJ while I'm standing, I have to lay on my back.
Very business like, not very friendly.
The entire time I was there, she was giving me attitude about saying "bye" on text.

After deed #1 - the worst part

Dog is back in room, jumping and scratching at my wet dick.
She hands me a large towel and I use it immediately to wipe off, now she gives me attitude about using the towel she just handed me.
I put on my clothes, she realizes I'm leaving early and is offended by this even though she already collected.
She asks if I can't nut again, I respond "not with you".
She starts giving me a bunch of shit about it's her house, her dog, phone not charged, didn't hear text.

No Thanks!

[ScoopDaDrop]

Never wait more than 30 minutes for any hoe! They hate when you're late, but they can double book? Fuck that!

My personal rule is to never wait more than 15 minutes for a hoe.

This is the downside of dealing with hx hoes, stuff like this or filthy incalls and hygiene issues are commonplace whereas with kgirls these sort of things just never occur.

But as they say variety is the spice of life.

[Cbonia2]

"When I saw her a couple months ago, she made me wait almost an hour. I think she stacks up her appointments. The place was a mess, and she needed a vibrator to get off while we did the deed. I suspect from her appearance, and behavior that she engages in habits that would be a TOS violation on HX to discuss. I don't plan on going back. ".

Never wait more than 30 minutes for any hoe! They hate when you're late, but they can double book? Fuck that!

[ScoopDaDrop]

Don't waste your time. Not worth it, she's a physco.

Yeah I've heard nothing but bad things about this one too which is kind of a shame since the girl who brought her in MistyKora is a solid provider.

[AlienFresh]

That's too bad, usually, the plump girls' aren't that way.

"When I saw her a couple months ago, she made me wait almost an hour. I think she stacks up her appointments. The place was a mess, and she needed a vibrator to get off while we did the deed. I suspect from her appearance, and behavior that she engages in habits that would be a TOS violation on HX to discuss. I don't plan on going back. ".

[ChrisPoontang]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Honeycakes

Saw her recently. She's got a gut that she hides in the pics well. But for those who love head game, this girl is amazing. No rush, cool chick. But not petite. For those looking for BB, she was clear that was a no no when I suggested she got on top without even bringing it up. She was clean. At a decent boutique hotel. Fun time. I won't repeat because I prefer skinny girls. But a quick blow-go would be something I might do.

All her pics are from the chest up.

These type of pictures let you know the girl is fat.

HX girls that are not fat love to show full body pics whereas big girls do not.

[CumberlandBlue]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Honeycakes

Saw her recently. She's got a gut that she hides in the pics well. But for those who love head game, this girl is amazing. No rush, cool chick. But not petite. For those looking for BB, she was clear that was a no no when I suggested she got on top without even bringing it up. She was clean. At a decent boutique hotel. Fun time. I won't repeat because I prefer skinny girls. But a quick blow-go would be something I might do.

[Uctech]

I did not have an enjoyable time with her. Paid for PSE, got an incredibly unenthusiastic performance. Wasn't rushed necessarily, but seemed eager to get back on her phone. So let down, because she looked like a lot more fun from her photos. I won't be repeating (clearly).

Same here just like Donald. Paid for PSE and got a mediocre performance. Will not repeat.