Streetwalker Reports

[Youngster83]

Looking for a new DEPENDABLE, well you know what I mean LOL. Willing to trade if she's worth it. I'll be working in dundalk for sometime. I'm usually in the glenburnie area but it's seemed to have dried up.

[Bobs Big Boy]

Tried something different yesterday afternoon. Tammy, thick glasses longish red brown hair and short body like a bowling pin. 45 yo. Not generally my type but I'm very glad I picked her up. Very pleasant, well spoken and very together, pretty sure she's not a user. Says she only been doing this a little while and she's relatively new to the area. Wash Blvd, lives near the gas station across from Uhaul. Great oral and when lifted up her shirt I had visions of Suzanne Somers! Or close enough! Will definitely look for her again, and with more time, go for all the business.

Bob.

[BawMore1]

I've been trying to reach Brandy but I think she might have lost her phone. No answer or replies to text for a few days and now it goes directly to voice mail.

She's from the Brooklyn area. Taller, auburn hair, late 30, slender figure, attractive with a great attitude. She quickly became an ATF.

Just wondering if anyone might have spotted her and got a new number from her since it seems her old (few days old, not old like me) number is broken.

[Noobalicious]

... Washington Blvd ... steps of a business across from the Uhaul. ... Said that her name was Angie or Angel. But she lost me when she said that she doesn't take less than $100. ... She was young and thin how I like them but a little rough looking and not as good looking as I initially thought from a distance ...

I got her down to 60, fantastic pair of bolt-ons on this little girl! She didn't rush, and was very tight. I had digits, but of course they didn't work. What else is new? And the handler, she SAYS, is "just a friend that looks out for me". Mmmhmm.

So I saw Angel again on Washington Blvd about one street up from the Uhaul. Her approach was a lot better this time and she asked if I could do $60. I told her yes provided that we went to a motel and it did not feel rushed. She agreed. ... She is so tiny and she had these cute, little, round fake tits like baseballs. Very pleasant, not rushed. Very tight pussy. Good experience. The guy friend was nearby but there were no issues. I stopped a little back from the corner and she came to my vehicle.

Met up with Angel on Friday afternoon and then again yesterday afternoon. Friday on Pulaski, yesterday on Wash Blvd. She says she's more comfortable on Wash so you're more likely to find her there. She's petite with dirty blonde brownish hair. 25 but looks younger. I am not a fake tits guy at all but her fake tits are great! ... She's sweet and easy going, a little on the sleepy side. Bf was lingering in the background both times at pickup. She must have accepted the going rate for service as she didn't ask for top dollar. ...

Yes she is a cutie, face tits, cute face, pussy is tight took her to tim's GFE was on point kissed me all over. BBBJ was one point CFS with the option to go raw without additional cost but I bust in the cover.

... a tiny bleach blonde at the corner of Payson and Wilkens. She said her name was Angel and was maybe 5 foot tall, 100 pounds soaking wet. Quoted me 80 which I flatly rejected and offered to drop her at the next corner. She changed her tune and we settled on the usual tuition ... enormous set of bolt-ons which looked odd on her skinny frame. But her coin slot looked good ... tight little box ...

Found Angel today, first looking on the westside around Payson as the most recent report indicated. Nowhere to be seen. Heading back out of the area through MP I see something that catches my eye near the gas station across from the UHaul on Wash. I pull up, ask her name. "Angel. " Bingo!

She's basically what everyone has already said. Except the bolt-ons are at least softball size, not baseball. Covered up for the cold, there was no way to tell there were bolt-ons. Definitely a natural brunette who dyed her frizzy hair blonde some time back, but hasn't maintained the color (no big deal to me). One thing that struck me odd was no one mentioned she has very big hips compared to the rest of her frame, and her back issue makes her torso seem short compared to the rest of her body. Everything is just out-of-proportion with her.

The pussy was out of proportion too, and nice & tight as others mentioned. Big titties, small pussy and takes directions well! She was back to asking for 80, but all I had to do was look at her like she was crazy & she immediately falls back to "but I can work with you on that. " Simply telling her "you take care of me and I'll see about taking care of you" is all it took.

Standard plus tip for following directions to a T and being pleasant, without having to constantly watch for thieving. She gave digits, after saying her phone was broken. Of course they don't work, so you'll have to look for her in MP near the UHaul or I suppose up near Wilkens according to the other reports.

[Sportsfan1234]

The bolt ons are both odd and strangely sexy at the same time. She is a great performer. Great attitude and really gets into the sex (or at least convincingly pretends to like it). She used to always be on Washington Blvd so I wonder what made her move to a different spot.

Drove the loop around noon and saw nothing but construction workers tearing the hell out of the streets for about an hour. Then I spied a tiny bleach blonde at the corner of Payson and Wilkens. She said her name was Angel and was maybe 5 foot tall, 100 pounds soaking wet. Quoted me 80 which I flatly rejected and offered to drop her at the next corner. She changed her tune and we settled on the usual tuition for West Siders and headed to the rent-a-bed. She slid out of her clothes, revealed an enormous set of bolt-ons which looked odd on her skinny frame. But her coin slot looked good so I fed my man meat into her tight little box as she moaned that I was stretching her open. Pumped her for about 5 minutes with her rocking her hips against mine with every thrust until I couldn't take it any longer and exploded inside her little box. When I pulled out, a stream of sticky sperm flowed out and onto the crack of her ass so she lifted her legs in the air, covering her crack with her hand and asked if I had any tp or napkins. The room had a bathroom next to it so I grabbed her a fistful of Charmin to sop up the baby batter running out of her. Finished cleaning up and dropped her back on Payson. Good time for the money but definitely not worth 80!

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[PellyMason]

As the recent tragic stabbing of a good samaratin makes clear, open neither doors nor windows to panhandlers or possible dates without exercising caution. I used to give money or food to people who seemed to be in need. I did this especially around the holidays, even buying bags of gloves and hats to hand out. No longer. If I have not already dated a girl I'm not picking her up. Don't patronize the SWers accompanied by their handlers. Eventually they will come to understand that it is not a working strategy on these streets.

[Swchaser2]

Britney.

5'6" blond hair blue eyes tight body nice little ass. It had been awhile since I seen her. Had been dreaming of some mic work all I can say is this check is mind blowing. BBJ / cim fantastic if you catch her treat her right.

[Old Chinese Guy]

Kandii and I had a lot of fun over the years. She had smooth skin, a tight kitty and a serious oral appetite. Never concentrated on her ears; just her throat and ass. She could be a handful sometimes, especially after drinking. She stayed some nights, and even with a relative of mine who rented her space. She never did anything bad to my sheets, but heard from a girl she rented with that she did have some bad (wet) sheet nights. Could be a little bigheaded on occasion, so I never took to dinner. She recently contacted me and told me she got married to the guy who cleaned her up and she got new shiny teeth (she was better without. IMHO). Does have a great smile though. I wished her well; and hopefully a better future. A lot of ladies coulda done worse. Hope they won't hate on her. Why not make an older cat happy when its just positives for her? I've known ladies who were prettier (supposedly smarter) who now rest in the earth.
So I'm glad she found someone to get her out the (life). Between the shootings and the LEOs running the girls off, my Westside is suffering for talent. Of course; these ladies can't keep a phone, so I'm sticking to my tried and trues. The game must change. Back page is not an option. So if you meet someone worth a damn, try to hold on to them for future stress relief.
Theres so much going on I could write forever.

Gentlemen; be safe out there. Happy Holiday hunting. NT out.

I never ever did sample Kandii although I had the chance to pick her up once, I just could not pull the trigger, despite her well-described oral skills sans teeth, she was just never my type. I do wish her and her SD the best though, with his help, she might be able to stay clean and keep a semi-normal life.

But like alcoholics, once an addict, always an addict, you just never stop being one. I had the best ever UTR for a number of years, blonde, big beautiful green eyes, cute, skinny with nice tits and wild in bed, had no gag reflex, had the most intense orgasms and loved greek but she had a bad dope habit. Like Kandii, she finally found a SD and moved in with him but kept relapsing and seeing me on the side. This went on for 3-4 years and she finally OD on his living room floor. He hated me but he was just as responsible for feeding her habit as I was. In the end, he did have the decency to let me know of her passing and provided me funeral information. I did go for the memorial service but hung out in the back out of respect for him and her family. Still think about her all the time but I do not think I could do what he did, i.e. take her in and deal with her relapses, the cost of medication and finally losing her. She was a friend and I handled losing a friend okay but think it would be horrible losing an SO. Think it's better to keep the pools of women different for an SO vs UTR. Just my thoughts.

[NiteTimer]

But who to say he is truly the lucky one. She is lucky. He is taking care of her so she has no worries anymore. Many times her and I talked about living together. But then big head took over from little one. You are still taking home an addict. They get clean, but even in treatment you learn you are an addict. But she use to tell me that she'd be so horny sometimes these her kitten would ache. Needed it bad she use to tell me. I've hit that a lot for free when she needed a place to crash. But I couldn't imagine keeping her. She even told me times she'd have nightmares that she would pee the bed. Nope, cannot handle that. Already made mistakes bringing these girls back to my crib. Ruined sheets with one having the shyts while we did it. Smelled horrible. I'll stick to the Notels and such.

Phyuck!

Kandii and I had a lot of fun over the years. She had smooth skin, a tight kitty and a serious oral appetite. Never concentrated on her ears; just her throat and ass. She could be a handful sometimes, especially after drinking. She stayed some nights, and even with a relative of mine who rented her space. She never did anything bad to my sheets, but heard from a girl she rented with that she did have some bad (wet) sheet nights. Could be a little bigheaded on occasion, so I never took to dinner. She recently contacted me and told me she got married to the guy who cleaned her up and she got new shiny teeth (she was better without. IMHO). Does have a great smile though. I wished her well; and hopefully a better future. A lot of ladies coulda done worse. Hope they won't hate on her. Why not make an older cat happy when its just positives for her? I've known ladies who were prettier (supposedly smarter) who now rest in the earth.
So I'm glad she found someone to get her out the (life). Between the shootings and the LEOs running the girls off, my Westside is suffering for talent. Of course; these ladies can't keep a phone, so I'm sticking to my tried and trues. The game must change. Back page is not an option. So if you meet someone worth a damn, try to hold on to them for future stress relief.
Theres so much going on I could write forever.

Gentlemen; be safe out there. Happy Holiday hunting. NT out.

[EasyLuvr]

Drove the loop around noon and saw nothing but construction workers tearing the hell out of the streets for about an hour. Then I spied a tiny bleach blonde at the corner of Payson and Wilkens. She said her name was Angel and was maybe 5 foot tall, 100 pounds soaking wet. Quoted me 80 which I flatly rejected and offered to drop her at the next corner. She changed her tune and we settled on the usual tuition for West Siders and headed to the rent-a-bed. She slid out of her clothes, revealed an enormous set of bolt-ons which looked odd on her skinny frame. But her coin slot looked good so I fed my man meat into her tight little box as she moaned that I was stretching her open. Pumped her for about 5 minutes with her rocking her hips against mine with every thrust until I couldn't take it any longer and exploded inside her little box. When I pulled out, a stream of sticky sperm flowed out and onto the crack of her ass so she lifted her legs in the air, covering her crack with her hand and asked if I had any tp or napkins. The room had a bathroom next to it so I grabbed her a fistful of Charmin to sop up the baby batter running out of her. Finished cleaning up and dropped her back on Payson. Good time for the money but definitely not worth 80!

[JimmyJams]

Haven't been reporting mainly because it's really the same old thing and even catching something good, they never have phones. On the west though I have ran into this very cute spinner, Leyla, twice. Pixie cut, wears make up, very personable and sweet. Girl is a DT queen! No complaining unrushed! Standard but deserves a tip. Her cat is good too, but she has no body, just cute face and golden throat. She llooks like she might have a little ass on her but it's a trick! She's wearing 4 or 5 pairs of pants, creates an illusion of having a little meat on the bones. She is not the only one that does the multiple layers of pants. In part because of cold but I think they know it makes them look thicker. If you see little Leyla, she's worth a go. Little short pixie cut is how to identify her.

[JimmyJams]

For all you fans of the pasty-faced verity (that for reason, or reasons still unknown to me, much like the mysteries of the universe for instance) which seem to constitute the vest, overwhelming majority of you's out there, Christiana, a slim, mousey blonde is out and about in the Brooklyn Park area, around the intersection of 4th and something or other, and looking mighty lonely.
Aiight, that's my public announcement for the day.
Dog, out.

Christiana is skin and bones, not skilled, and a rip off artist. There is a reason she stands around for hours not getting picked up. YMMV my recommendation is don't waste your time or money.

[Dog Pound 99]

My answer would have to be a resounding H-e-to the double hockey sticks-no!

It sounds too much like the blind leading the blind, or testing one's words against another during an argument. Both, empty procedure no matter how one slice it.

Some of yawl, Gramps especially, you know the one in question, Mr. Geriatric she's allegedly shacked-up with, are all brave souls. But the word I'm really thinking about is foolhardiness. That said, I do see the draw in all of this. It's kinda like having the chance of owning a Porsche 911 turbo for pennies on the dollar purchased directly from a junkyard auction. I mean, how else could a person with no financial means to even dreamed about owning such a primo automobile if it wasn't collected from a questionable source with way too many concerns, and fewer answers still to back up its validity. In the end, any decisions made purely out of satisfying ones self-serving image would be defined as Foolhardiness. Like the old saying goes; Vanity plague us all.

That said, even if I were ailing with Delusions of Grandeur, and in the running as the top candidate for a Captain-S-A-Ho (CASH) of the year contest, and could somehow overlook the massive amount of baggages she must be carrying, which sure to be insurmountable and oppressively overwhelming, metal, physical or otherwise. Not to mention her eternal struggles with addiction.

But all that aside, the real deal breaker for me, in my humble opinion would no doubt be her beastly chiclets / grillwork, coupled with a pair of less than optimally placed, Yoda' esq. , oddly shaped ears. The mere thought of being seen in the public with someone akin to a character straight out of a Lord of the Ring movies would eliminate yours truly from any further CSAH contention.

But I digress.

For all you fans of the pasty-faced verity (that for reason, or reasons still unknown to me, much like the mysteries of the universe for instance) which seem to constitute the vest, overwhelming majority of you's out there, Christiana, a slim, mousey blonde is out and about in the Brooklyn Park area, around the intersection of 4th and something or other, and looking mighty lonely.

Aiight, that's my public announcement for the day.

Dog, out.

[Klove48]

Anybody found anything on 25th lately?

[Monoxide]

Gabby is still routinely out here. She's wearing make up now and has her floppy bee hive hair wrapped up in a scarf. She is THE worst date out here. Don't be fooled. Cara, short Italian, was geeking out severely today. She used to be a decent date. Her recent weird body language and today's performance prompt me to steer clear. Lastly Brittini, short cute (now) brunette is a good date, especially if you can get her to a room. But her parasitic BF is never far away, lurking behind cars and corners. I think his name is Matt. He will lunge out or attempt to block your car if you stop for Brit. I think it is just a plea for more money, but I'm told he has a serious criminal record.

Yea, Brittanie,

I've been seeing her since 2013, wonderful girl and we have become friends, she's 1 of 3 that has my real phone number. She does this anymore for her meds, which her asshole boyfriend Matt takes from her. I know him, hung out with both of them, he's very abusive, I had to intervene 1 time, hes an ex boxer, why he didn't whoop my ass I'll never know. She WILL NOT leave him. She could do just fine without him but. Oh well. She calls all the time but as long as she's with him I won't see her. She asked me to promote her on this site but gezz guys I just can't with him in the picture, he's not 1 to be trusted. SMFH.

Monoxide.

PS before u ask I don't have a number for her, Matt took her phone, she calls from borrowed phones