Streetwalker Reports

**EasyLuvr** · 12-03-18 18:01

Drove the loop around noon and saw nothing but construction workers tearing the hell out of the streets for about an hour. Then I spied a tiny bleach blonde at the corner of Payson and Wilkens. She said her name was Angel and was maybe 5 foot tall, 100 pounds soaking wet. Quoted me 80 which I flatly rejected and offered to drop her at the next corner. She changed her tune and we settled on the usual tuition for West Siders and headed to the rent-a-bed. She slid out of her clothes, revealed an enormous set of bolt-ons which looked odd on her skinny frame. But her coin slot looked good so I fed my man meat into her tight little box as she moaned that I was stretching her open. Pumped her for about 5 minutes with her rocking her hips against mine with every thrust until I couldn't take it any longer and exploded inside her little box. When I pulled out, a stream of sticky sperm flowed out and onto the crack of her ass so she lifted her legs in the air, covering her crack with her hand and asked if I had any tp or napkins. The room had a bathroom next to it so I grabbed her a fistful of Charmin to sop up the baby batter running out of her. Finished cleaning up and dropped her back on Payson. Good time for the money but definitely not worth 80!

**JimmyJams** · 12-03-18 16:03

Haven't been reporting mainly because it's really the same old thing and even catching something good, they never have phones. On the west though I have ran into this very cute spinner, Leyla, twice. Pixie cut, wears make up, very personable and sweet. Girl is a DT queen! No complaining unrushed! Standard but deserves a tip. Her cat is good too, but she has no body, just cute face and golden throat. She llooks like she might have a little ass on her but it's a trick! She's wearing 4 or 5 pairs of pants, creates an illusion of having a little meat on the bones. She is not the only one that does the multiple layers of pants. In part because of cold but I think they know it makes them look thicker. If you see little Leyla, she's worth a go. Little short pixie cut is how to identify her.

**JimmyJams** · 12-03-18 15:36

Originally Posted by DogPound99 [View Original Post]

For all you fans of the pasty-faced verity (that for reason, or reasons still unknown to me, much like the mysteries of the universe for instance) which seem to constitute the vest, overwhelming majority of you's out there, Christiana, a slim, mousey blonde is out and about in the Brooklyn Park area, around the intersection of 4th and something or other, and looking mighty lonely.
Aiight, that's my public announcement for the day.
Dog, out.

Christiana is skin and bones, not skilled, and a rip off artist. There is a reason she stands around for hours not getting picked up. YMMV my recommendation is don't waste your time or money.

**Dog Pound 99** · 12-03-18 13:34

My answer would have to be a resounding H-e-to the double hockey sticks-no!

It sounds too much like the blind leading the blind, or testing one's words against another during an argument. Both, empty procedure no matter how one slice it.

Some of yawl, Gramps especially, you know the one in question, Mr. Geriatric she's allegedly shacked-up with, are all brave souls. But the word I'm really thinking about is foolhardiness. That said, I do see the draw in all of this. It's kinda like having the chance of owning a Porsche 911 turbo for pennies on the dollar purchased directly from a junkyard auction. I mean, how else could a person with no financial means to even dreamed about owning such a primo automobile if it wasn't collected from a questionable source with way too many concerns, and fewer answers still to back up its validity. In the end, any decisions made purely out of satisfying ones self-serving image would be defined as Foolhardiness. Like the old saying goes; Vanity plague us all.

That said, even if I were ailing with Delusions of Grandeur, and in the running as the top candidate for a Captain-S-A-Ho (CASH) of the year contest, and could somehow overlook the massive amount of baggages she must be carrying, which sure to be insurmountable and oppressively overwhelming, metal, physical or otherwise. Not to mention her eternal struggles with addiction.

But all that aside, the real deal breaker for me, in my humble opinion would no doubt be her beastly chiclets / grillwork, coupled with a pair of less than optimally placed, Yoda' esq. , oddly shaped ears. The mere thought of being seen in the public with someone akin to a character straight out of a Lord of the Ring movies would eliminate yours truly from any further CSAH contention.

But I digress.

For all you fans of the pasty-faced verity (that for reason, or reasons still unknown to me, much like the mysteries of the universe for instance) which seem to constitute the vest, overwhelming majority of you's out there, Christiana, a slim, mousey blonde is out and about in the Brooklyn Park area, around the intersection of 4th and something or other, and looking mighty lonely.

Aiight, that's my public announcement for the day.

Dog, out.

**Klove48** · 12-02-18 14:38

Anybody found anything on 25th lately?

**Monoxide** · 12-02-18 13:21

Originally Posted by PellyMason [View Original Post]

Gabby is still routinely out here. She's wearing make up now and has her floppy bee hive hair wrapped up in a scarf. She is THE worst date out here. Don't be fooled. Cara, short Italian, was geeking out severely today. She used to be a decent date. Her recent weird body language and today's performance prompt me to steer clear. Lastly Brittini, short cute (now) brunette is a good date, especially if you can get her to a room. But her parasitic BF is never far away, lurking behind cars and corners. I think his name is Matt. He will lunge out or attempt to block your car if you stop for Brit. I think it is just a plea for more money, but I'm told he has a serious criminal record.

Yea, Brittanie,

I've been seeing her since 2013, wonderful girl and we have become friends, she's 1 of 3 that has my real phone number. She does this anymore for her meds, which her asshole boyfriend Matt takes from her. I know him, hung out with both of them, he's very abusive, I had to intervene 1 time, hes an ex boxer, why he didn't whoop my ass I'll never know. She WILL NOT leave him. She could do just fine without him but. Oh well. She calls all the time but as long as she's with him I won't see her. She asked me to promote her on this site but gezz guys I just can't with him in the picture, he's not 1 to be trusted. SMFH.

Monoxide.

PS before u ask I don't have a number for her, Matt took her phone, she calls from borrowed phones

**Checkumout** · 12-02-18 08:49

Originally Posted by DropaLoad [View Original Post]

Does she have a place or strictly car date? Also what's damage $.

Car date and standard rates.

**PellyMason** · 12-02-18 07:41

Gabby is still routinely out here. She's wearing make up now and has her floppy bee hive hair wrapped up in a scarf. She is THE worst date out here. Don't be fooled. Cara, short Italian, was geeking out severely today. She used to be a decent date. Her recent weird body language and today's performance prompt me to steer clear. Lastly Brittini, short cute (now) brunette is a good date, especially if you can get her to a room. But her parasitic BF is never far away, lurking behind cars and corners. I think his name is Matt. He will lunge out or attempt to block your car if you stop for Brit. I think it is just a plea for more money, but I'm told he has a serious criminal record.

**DD Chaser** · 12-02-18 05:05

Originally Posted by PhyuckYiu [View Original Post]

But who to say he is truly the lucky one. She is lucky. He is taking care of her so she has no worries anymore. Many times her and I talked about living together. But then big head took over from little one. You are still taking home an addict. They get clean, but even in treatment you learn you are an addict. But she use to tell me that she'd be so horny sometimes these her kitten would ache. Needed it bad she use to tell me. I've hit that a lot for free when she needed a place to crash. But I couldn't imagine keeping her. She even told me times she'd have nightmares that she would pee the bed. Nope, cannot handle that. Already made mistakes bringing these girls back to my crib. Ruined sheets with one having the shyts while we did it. Smelled horrible. I'll stick to the Notels and such.

Phyuck!

Not to pile on here, out-of-towner who visited from time to time and had Kandii over to my hotel several times, got to spend some social time with her also, out to dinner on one of her birthdays which just happened to coincide with one of those visits. Many of these chicks I wouldn't want to be seen in public with, but Kandii carries herself well, with poise. Small sample size but I thought she has a warm heart, genuinely cares about the person she spends time with. Top notch skills wants to please don't need to really go there anyone who was with her knows. Believe the retirement talk but got to hook up after she was off the market, not recently though lost all my contacts and unfortunately hers also. Great memories whereas the majority might be a momentary good time but otherwise forgettable. My guess is in this instance they both are lucky to have each other because she has much more to offer than most.

**Phyuck Yiu** · 12-01-18 22:11

Originally Posted by PellyMason [View Original Post]

She has definitely left the life. Working in electronics / computer business. Married an older monger (60 s or more) couple of weeks ago. He's a lucky man getting non-stop pussy and head. Great reward for helping her. He guards her phone jealously, sending rebukes to anyone trying to get to her. She was great while she was around.

But who to say he is truly the lucky one. She is lucky. He is taking care of her so she has no worries anymore. Many times her and I talked about living together. But then big head took over from little one. You are still taking home an addict. They get clean, but even in treatment you learn you are an addict. But she use to tell me that she'd be so horny sometimes these her kitten would ache. Needed it bad she use to tell me. I've hit that a lot for free when she needed a place to crash. But I couldn't imagine keeping her. She even told me times she'd have nightmares that she would pee the bed. Nope, cannot handle that. Already made mistakes bringing these girls back to my crib. Ruined sheets with one having the shyts while we did it. Smelled horrible. I'll stick to the Notels and such.

Phyuck!

**Drop a Load** · 12-01-18 20:27

Originally Posted by Checkumout [View Original Post]

She gives a great blow job but she is not to keen on full sex she is super tight but she would rather suck your dick.

Does she have a place or strictly car date? Also what's damage $ .

**PellyMason** · 12-01-18 14:52

Originally Posted by JamesGlia [View Original Post]

Is Kandii still around? Does her digits stoll end in 501?

She has definitely left the life. Working in electronics / computer business. Married an older monger (60 s or more) couple of weeks ago. He's a lucky man getting non-stop pussy and head. Great reward for helping her. He guards her phone jealously, sending rebukes to anyone trying to get to her. She was great while she was around.