Massage Parlor Reports

**SuperJimmyC** · 10-29-18 10:52

When I used to visit MPs I offered the lady $40 if she gave me a standard 5 minute HJ but I offered and extra $20 if she took her time. I used to have the ladies take a chair while giving me 15-20 minute HJs. LOL!

Nowadays I'm only interested in getting the pussy from escorts. I'm a KillMonger who doesn't need witty conversation, kissing, eating or any other GFE type of stuff in my sessions. My thinking is why waste my time and money going through the often fake massage routine if all I really want is the pussy? Why spend $160 when all I want is the pussy which I can get for only $100/ HH on average. So I moved on to only escorts and have a nice group of ladies to serve my needs.

But I had a lot of fun at MPs!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

For standard nova, the fee should be enough. If it's above the standard, I'd tip more but even then I've gotten BBBJx2 for the regular fee ($1. 2) and no more.

Anything more than $1. 2, I would expect extra services beyond the standard.

**Sexingit** · 10-29-18 09:04

Originally Posted by Mayhem101 [View Original Post]

It is almost as if we saw different providers. I would never see Lisa again but as you indicated it may be a case of YMMV. I didn't find her atttractive but I would agree that beauty is subjective. I didn't get any teasing during the massage and I was asked for a tip for the HJ which surprised me.

For standard nova, the fee should be enough. If it's above the standard, I'd tip more but even then I've gotten BBBJx2 for the regular fee ($1. 2) and no more.

Anything more than $1. 2, I would expect extra services beyond the standard.

**OneHitWonders** · 10-28-18 17:35

The massage session I had was absolutely superb. Tiffany, my masseuse was very friendly while providing a great massage. Tiffany often asked if the pressure was alright and if I was comfortable. Tiffany is very lovely. Walking out you feel brand new! Recommended for sure. Left very satisfied. Tiffany was very nice and attentive. I was very happy for the service. The place is very clean and modern.

**Sexybra** · 10-28-18 15:28

Sorry, for some reason, I couldn't see or didn't notice the post titles when viewing on my phone. Please disregard my last post.

**Sexybra** · 10-28-18 14:24

Originally Posted by JimBliss478 [View Original Post]

Met up with CiCi earlier. The previous review is accurate. There's def more on the menu (FS) but she will ask for the tip up front. Overall I had a good time.

Can anyone help me out via PM with a location, or at least more of a clue, to help me find this place?

Seems like this might be the best bet for me in Arlington. I'm open to other suggestions, though.

Angels in Fairfax looks a bit far away.

Shirlington sounds intriguing, but I'd need a better hint to find it as well, as I'm not a local to the area. Again, happy to help with south Florida intel in return.

**OhioRich** · 10-28-18 13:16

Richmonder here. Had to get up to IAD. Getting off of I95 onto 123 this place was right on my way. I stopped in for 1 hour and I guess it was "Vivi" (CiCi? MiMi?) who pulled the short straw and had to massage me. (I'm 60+, 300+. I've got a body that offends doctors LOL). She's young (30 ish), cute, limited English and heavy accent.

She's no CMT, but the massage was decent -not bad at all. No shower at this place, so that's a downer. I've hunted through this forum (Virginia / NoVA) but couldn't find any reviews. (And, we all have to know this: the search function is, ahem, not very functional. Try searching on "Time Therapy".) But this place does not disappoint. Every time we get a place like this in RVA the cops will bust it once someone reviews that they "left happy". $60/ hr (less than the Springfield spas it seems; I guess because of their location). $40 hazardous duty pay for having to look at my fat ass.

I love visiting the great sate of NoVA. I'm like a kid in a candy store.

**ChrisCarr** · 10-28-18 08:52

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

If she was tall and skinny you may be describing Ivy. She rocked my world this week and I can't see going to any other place in town.

Yes, Ivy. She joked that she isn't Poison Ivy.

**JimBliss478** · 10-27-18 17:19

Originally Posted by DcManLive [View Original Post]

On Lee Highway in Arlington. I know it has been reviewed on here, but my first time there. They were closed for a bit to remodel, which looks fantastic. Mamasusse takes me to room, as I'm waiting a few minutes I notice very skimpy G string panties on the clothes hooks. In comes Cici, good looking girl, probably around 30, huge tits, wearing skimpy black dress, kinda like a teddy. She takes my hour donation, ask if I want shower, and on the way out grabs her panties from the hooks. Shower was not a table shower, stand up shower but she does wash you as she stands outside of it. I'd pass on the shower next time.

Massage was surprisingly pretty decent, slow but pretty firm. Not much playing or teasing though. About 30 minutes in she tells me to flip. Rubs my legs and chest for about 5 minutes then starts kissing my nipples. She grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. Did not object when I pulled her G string down or to a little FIV, very tight very wet. No negotiation at all.

Cleaned me off and helped me dress. Total damage was 1. 4. Did not comment at all about the tip. She seemed fine with it. I know some reviews have said there is more on the menu, and maybe there is with CiCi, I did not push it since it was my first time there. I really like that there was no negotiating, no haggling, and no being pissed about the tip. Though I'm sure if you want more there would be negotiating. I'll repeat with CiCi and also check out the other talent.

Met up with CiCi earlier. The previous review is accurate. There's def more on the menu (FS) but she will ask for the tip up front. Overall I had a good time.

**Mayhem101** · 10-27-18 16:10

Originally Posted by TopSpinner [View Original Post]

I had made an appointment with Lisa prior to reading Mayhem's post, so I went to my appointment with low expectations. BUT was pleasantly surprised with a totally different experience! I found Lisa to be an attractive woman in her 30's or early 40's with a very pleasant personality and nice petite, well toned body. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder! She actually matched the current picture KK sent me, so there were no surprises. I booked for 90 minutes and received an excellent firm massage with ample Thai stretching and teasing along the way. She has good hands and knows her trade. And no upsell, in fact no mention of money at all. I guess YMMV, but I left well relaxed and satisfied and will definitely repeat.

It is almost as if we saw different providers. I would never see Lisa again but as you indicated it may be a case of YMMV. I didn't find her atttractive but I would agree that beauty is subjective. I didn't get any teasing during the massage and I was asked for a tip for the HJ which surprised me.

**TopSpinner** · 10-27-18 13:06

Originally Posted by Mayhem101 [View Original Post]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/leeya-es...-corner-369407#erotic.

I was calling for Leeya, friend of KayKay but Lisa texted me back. Thai provider in Vienna apt complex. Picture looked nice on text but when I got there, she looked much older, in her late 40's and more a 5. It was 120/ hr and 100/45. I wasn't impressed with her looks. She asked whether I wanted topless for extra and I said no. Above average Thai massage with no teasing. When it was time for flip, she asked for a tip for the HJ and indicated 6 fingers. I laughed and offered. 20 and she said ok. Although I wasn't into her looks and she was clothed, her handjob was pretty good. Still I wouldn't see her again due to looks and upgrades for topless and HJ.

I had made an appointment with Lisa prior to reading Mayhem's post, so I went to my appointment with low expectations. BUT was pleasantly surprised with a totally different experience! I found Lisa to be an attractive woman in her 30's or early 40's with a very pleasant personality and nice petite, well toned body. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder! She actually matched the current picture KK sent me, so there were no surprises. I booked for 90 minutes and received an excellent firm massage with ample Thai stretching and teasing along the way. She has good hands and knows her trade. And no upsell, in fact no mention of money at all. I guess YMMV, but I left well relaxed and satisfied and will definitely repeat.

**Yoyo Spa** · 10-27-18 10:53

Originally Posted by ChrisCarr [View Original Post]

Visited this a few weeks back, drew a slim pretty gal but forgot her name. Based on previous reviews she is probably the standard. Clean TS room, high quality massage, finished session with her butt naked standing over me until I pulled her snizz down to my face and munched till done. . 8 plus. 8.

Facilities were nice and clean. If in ffx this would be my first choice.

If she was tall and skinny you may be describing Ivy. She rocked my world this week and I can't see going to any other place in town.

**Mayhem101** · 10-26-18 16:05

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/leeya-es...-corner-369407#erotic.

I was calling for Leeya, friend of KayKay but Lisa texted me back. Thai provider in Vienna apt complex. Picture looked nice on text but when I got there, she looked much older, in her late 40's and more a 5. It was 120/ hr and 100/45. I wasn't impressed with her looks. She asked whether I wanted topless for extra and I said no. Above average Thai massage with no teasing. When it was time for flip, she asked for a tip for the HJ and indicated 6 fingers. I laughed and offered. 20 and she said ok. Although I wasn't into her looks and she was clothed, her handjob was pretty good. Still I wouldn't see her again due to looks and upgrades for topless and HJ.

**Imperial Hint** · 10-26-18 14:07

Passing through town and stopped by Shirlington Therapy yesterday evening. The madam assigned me to Chanel, a shapely woman, nice legs, heavy makeup, probably late 30's, spoke pretty good English (easily enough for the hour's convo). Paid the house and was led by the hand to the TS. Chanel was chatty as she warmed the water and washed the table, asked me where I was from and what kind of work I did. I was thoroughly cleaned, massage-style soap down, plenty of attention to the joystick on the flip side, with little flirtatious comments about each other's bodies added in (I always find that a turn on). Back to the room, I wanted to cut off the coy negotiation stuff, so just offered her 140 (it was pretty clear what I was wanted), which was gratefully accepted. Chanel left for a couple minutes after having me lie down, then returned to give me a massage. This was good (I asked for hard massage), with a lot of work on my shoulders. Chanel then slid her top off and began the light touch, first with her fingers, then with her tits and tongue. I couldn't wait any more, and flipped myself over so she would start the BJ (with rubber on). A lot of tongue flicking and slow licking. Also feasted my eyes on Chanel's awesome rack, but that was all I feasted on, as she moved my hands off her nipples (too sensitive, she said). A pity that was, so I urged her on to climb aboard and ride me. She did for a short time, but she wasn't comfortable, and we soon switched to mish, where she was accommodating but not enthusiastic. Blew a hard load with Chanel complimenting me on the volume (why do women get a rise out of that? And that was about time's up. Overall a good time, not exactly PSE or GFE, but more like screwing your office wife. Rate it 4 of 5.

**Krakatoa** · 10-25-18 23:40

Originally Posted by DcManLive [View Original Post]

It is Broad, I saw the same ad. I forget where. Maybe on cityxguide?

Broad St is the main St of Falls Church. 300 W is a motel which has seen prostitution busts in the past. It's not a place where you're going to show up and find a storefront. Ads started showing up on BP right before it went down, and now, yes, on cityxguide. I'm surprised they are posting the address. Looks like a rookie mistake to me.

**Start2** · 10-25-18 14:55

Originally Posted by GuyInTheCorner [View Original Post]

I read stories about Shirlington as this Shangrila or oasis in the NoVa desert. It seems too good to be true. How has it lasted this long?

Prince Therapy on Backlick Road is what you usually find in NoVa. Not what I am looking for. When I visit new places I use it as the standard of whether I should stay or go. Exploring Maryland was a better use of my time. However a while ago some posters were talking about NoVa and one said it's out there you just have to look hard. I did and found out he was correct.

I haven't been to Shirlington but you have to remember that NoVa responds quickly when value is found. For example the new ordinance in Stafford. Sharing is good because then we know where to go. Sharing is bad because then everyone goes there. By the time my ATF goes on "Vacation" Shirlington will most likely no longer be a option.