Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6324]

Has anyone recently been here? Advertised as a Latina joint in silver spring. Was wondering if it was worth a trip. I see they're now on rub maps but my subscription is out. Any help is appreciated thanks.

[FindersKeepers]

There is currently a Groupon for BHC. Would it be worth purchasing and going? Or do you think I'd just get a legit massage?

The groupon gets you a 100% legit massage. That said it was an amazing deal as long as you aren't looking for extras.

[JamesRussells]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

BHC. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance..

There is currently a Groupon for BHC. Would it be worth purchasing and going? Or do you think I'd just get a legit massage?

[JMatthews41]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

BHC. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me — mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

BTC- European spa just down the road from BHC in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

A spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Melissa. Independent provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood. The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

[JMatthews41]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me — mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center. European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa. Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

[JMatthews41]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a UTR provider that is not included below (she has discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade it for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center (4343 Montgomery) European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me — mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center (4641 Montgomery) European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa (4928st Elmo) European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa (3315 ferndale) Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god). $. 60.

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

[RustyMuffler]

First there was Flint, then Detroit, then Flint again, and now this? Doesn't Michigan already have enough problems?

She's using the name Beth. Here's a recent discussion about her:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3956174

And here's her current STG ad:

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/506319942191

Of course, no way to know how long before she wears out her MI welcome. She may very well end up back here in the DMV.

Yeah I can confirm she's crazy. Talked about her dogs nonstop, except for when she was complaining about her housemates and about not having a boyfriend. She never took anything off nor was there ever a hint of anything sensual. She is also much more overweight than in her pictures.

[Sfrancis118]

But, I have a UTR that does massage in her apartment, around Wheaton. Before she'd do just a manual release, but she's opened up, in select, proven cases, to a bit more of a menu. SENIORs message me and trade you the details. There's a code we have for people I pass onto her, so she's knows you're OK.

Hello Mr lefty. I would be interested in meeting your Ute. I have an light UTR white girl that advertises legit massage but will provide HE if know or comes with a reference. I suspect your looking for UTR but hopefully this would work for you. Let me know your thoughts.

[BackInTheCut]

Toftt buying a Groupon for D-l-why massage in downtown silver spring. Very attractive African American CM named Stephanie. Completely legit, not even a hint of something for future visits. Massage technique was very good except she seemed to be texting during session, so went from great to one hand periodically. I'll not repeat.

[JmSuttr]

Yeah I can confirm she's crazy. Talked about her dogs nonstop, except for when she was complaining about her housemates and about not having a boyfriend. She never took anything off nor was there ever a hint of anything sensual. She is also much more overweight than in her pictures.

She's using the name Beth. Here's a recent discussion about her:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3956174

And here's her current STG ad:

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/506319942191

Of course, no way to know how long before she wears out her MI welcome. She may very well end up back here in the DMV.

[Pathfinder04]

She's sees people all around the area. I've never personally partaken but from what people say about her, she's batshit crazy. I spoke with her once and she kept insisting that I wasn't the ethnicity I said I was. Then she gave me sob stories about why she cares.

Yeah I can confirm she's crazy. Talked about her dogs nonstop, except for when she was complaining about her housemates and about not having a boyfriend. She never took anything off nor was there ever a hint of anything sensual. She is also much more overweight than in her pictures.

[Loaded Male]

It looks like about 4 of the Hungerford Dr. Townhouses are closed and vacant now. I just wish I knew where some of the women moved to. I went to one, had a great time, and thought I would get my own second opinion before reporting here. Well, it wasn't to be. Back to PG AMPs or try tysons.

[DCHung]

I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.

SR.

She's overpriced and limited HJ She has poor reviews all over this site.

[Member #5795]

She's sees people all around the area. I've never personally partaken but from what people say about her, she's batshit crazy. I spoke with her once and she kept insisting that I wasn't the ethnicity I said I was. Then she gave me sob stories about why she cares.

She does seem a little crazy while I was texting her. She has no money and is living in her car. She needs money for a motel and wants someone to pay her in advance so she can shower and freshen up first. Who knows. I saw her ad on Switter. It was a boring rainy day yesterday so I texted with her for a few hours. Last thing she said she was going back to the Baltimore area.

[Jinncent]

I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.

SR.

She's sees people all around the area. I've never personally partaken but from what people say about her, she's batshit crazy. I spoke with her once and she kept insisting that I wasn't the ethnicity I said I was. Then she gave me sob stories about why she cares.