Massage Parlor Reports

[SuperBad69]

Hello. There is a massage place on Elma school and Warner right by the Ace Hardware on the north west corner. Anybody have any info on this place?

[MyDixieWrecked]

. The drape stayed on and she avoided the private areas like she was playing "Operation" and buzzer would go off if she touched me. Oh well. Live and Learn.

We are not worthy! Even a report with no fruit seems good when you tell it.

[Bubba1979]

Right on the price, right on the Corner of Ray Rd and Alma School. I believe it used to be called "Tibetan" Spa back in the glory days, but I digress. Anyways, thought I would give this place a try based on some.

Info provided by an old friend. Was greeted by an older thin Asian named "Amy" The hour was. 5. I was reveling in anticipation due to the bad news regarding the "Shoulder Specialist" and her lack of "Compassion" so to speak.

Long story short I flopped on the table Au Natural despite a multitude of signs telling me (in bad English) to leave on my underwear. Well, another girl besides Amy came in and immediately draped me like a 67 Corvette in an Iowa barn. I knew right then and there the jig was up. Little Bubba was outraged as well. All in all the massage was very very good. Better than any Massage Envy that's for sure. Very very deep pressure. The drape stayed on and she avoided the private areas like she was playing "Operation" and buzzer would go off if she touched me. Oh well. Live and Learn.

[Andy2384]

Was about to drive over there based on a review of Megan I looked up the number in RM and RM says their closed. Anyone know if something happened over there?

RM is wrong, it's still open and running fine. Let us know how Megan is!

[SapnUpuaS]

Was about to drive over there based on a review of Megan I looked up the number in RM and RM says their closed. Anyone know if something happened over there?

[SonOfA]

I stopped by last night and they still have a closed sign on the door. I stopped by the former golden and while they were there at 8:30, they said they were closing early and couldn't take anybody else. Looking for somewhere else to go, I popped in the massage place on corner of baseline and alma school (not the one behind applebees) the other around the corner. Older Chinese woman answered. Nothing crazy to look at so I passed and walked out. I have been to the other one behind applebees (Hau Massage) next to the dance studio before some 9 months back. Middle aged Chinese with huge naturals was who I saw. Not a bad time, but nothing too exciting to make me want to go back last night. Mesa hasn't been too enticing lately. Everywhere I stop in is the same kind of girls. Older, plain Jane non enthusiastic Chinese women. Nothing compares to M10. I have yet to try king spa.

Getting tired of driving around I stopped by la Palma massage on Alma school and the 202 on my way home. Scary place from the outside. Two older Vietnamese ladies working. Very nice ladies, but they look very worn out. I passed and went home after that.

[Erebus]

I really wish I had seen this before I went. I was in town for work and stopped by for a visit. I checked RM but don't have an account, but it had plenty of reviews (in hindsight, they may have been all negative ones) and was close to my hotel, so I took a chance. I went in and was greeted by Crystal (I think?) tallish white girl with decent assets. I get into the room and onto the table. She applies some lotion to my back and starts the most pathetic massage I've ever experienced. The the upsell comes and I take just the HE option. Prices for everything were pretty crazy from what I'm used to. Anyways, she gets undressed and applies oil to jr. As I begin roaming, I notice she has not shaved her legs for maybe a half a week to a week so there is stubble on her legs up to her ass. She is ok up top, a little saggy but not bad. The worst part and I could barely keep it up, was her face. It was very manly and reminded me of a TS guy / gal that used to live next door to me. I don't know if the dimmed lighting accentuated it, but it was bad, I couldn't stand to look anymore so just kept my eyes closed and TRIED to enjoy the work. Then she starts jackhammering the shaft and slamming her hands on the jewels like this is the first time she has ever gave a HE. She also tried at some point to do a body to body slide but that also ended as badly as the Hindenburg disaster. I kept my eyes closed and finally finished by sheer will..

My experience at this place is similar, although a little more pleasant. 12 x30 and 103rd Ave #144 White 2 Story Bldg Behind AmPm.

[DemAmpCamp]

That place is pathetic and overpriced. Keep away.

I really wish I had seen this before I went. I was in town for work and stopped by for a visit. I checked RM but don't have an account, but it had plenty of reviews (in hindsight, they may have been all negative ones) and was close to my hotel, so I took a chance. I went in and was greeted by Crystal (I think?) tallish white girl with decent assets. I get into the room and onto the table. She applies some lotion to my back and starts the most pathetic massage I've ever experienced. The the upsell comes and I take just the HE option. Prices for everything were pretty crazy from what I'm used to. Anyways, she gets undressed and applies oil to jr. As I begin roaming, I notice she has not shaved her legs for maybe a half a week to a week so there is stubble on her legs up to her ass. She is ok up top, a little saggy but not bad. The worst part and I could barely keep it up, was her face. It was very manly and reminded me of a TS guy / gal that used to live next door to me. I don't know if the dimmed lighting accentuated it, but it was bad, I couldn't stand to look anymore so just kept my eyes closed and TRIED to enjoy the work. Then she starts jackhammering the shaft and slamming her hands on the jewels like this is the first time she has ever gave a HE. She also tried at some point to do a body to body slide but that also ended as badly as the Hindenburg disaster. I kept my eyes closed and finally finished by sheer will. Cleaned myself up and bailed. Should have just made the drive to an asian mp, its just difficult as all the better reviewed places on here are southeast / east and a pretty far drive from where I have to stay.

TLDR.

Avoid like the plague.

[Sparky2]

https://phoenix.rubratings.com/126922 Just seems TGTBT.

That place is pathetic and overpriced. Keep away.

[JnTurner901]

https://phoenix.rubratings.com/126922 Just seems TGTBT.

[Journaz]

Tried calling both numbers for USA spa and massage. Both just rang forever. Didn't go to vmail and didn't get a recording saying the subscriber was not taking calls at this time. Someone should drive by and see what's happening. I would but I'm in Tucson and don't get up there that often.

I drive by there a few times a week. Open sign is blinking and there's always cars out front. Chances are she's busy as she normally is.

[KChing]

Tried calling both numbers for USA spa and massage. Both just rang forever. Didn't go to vmail and didn't get a recording saying the subscriber was not taking calls at this time. Someone should drive by and see what's happening. I would but I'm in Tucson and don't get up there that often.

[Journaz]

I'd be wary of using the HSA card for this. There are tax implications etc that may need to be considered. Wouldn't look very good anyway.

Was thinking the same thing. Could be very messy!!

[Dkuym1]

2 weeks ago actually needed a decent massage. Texted with Megan to come to her studio Maximum Wellness located on Southern and Horne in Mesa. She is by far the most gorgeous provided I've had the pleasure of experiencing. $. 5 all together for a fantastic massage and the best HJ of any provider I've received. This girl is absolutely stunning. A couple minutes into the flip she sat her ass on my chest and stroked in nearly 69 position. Even though it was just a HJ I was blown away. She's extremely nice and enjoys what she does. https://www.slixa.com/arizona/phoenix/megan269.

Found out that my HSA card will run for massages so I took a trip back to the spot next to the dance studio on Alma School and Baseline. KeKe answered the door, swiped my card for. 4, and showed me to my room. Sub par massage but who goes to these for the massage. On the flip she swiped my card again for $ tip which included prostate play during a CBJ. $. 4 in all which I felt was great value considering I payed the 30 minute rate but was there much closer to an hour.

I'd be wary of using the HSA card for this. There are tax implications etc that may need to be considered. Wouldn't look very good anyway.

[SuperBad69]

I was in the mood for a massage at lunch so I went to a place at alma school and baseline. There are 2 at the SE corner. One is on baseline, the other is back in the corner behind the Applebee's. I went to the one in the corner. I was greeted by a Asian woman in her 30's and I paid 40 for 30 minutes. We went back the the room and she left while I disrobed. The massage was so so, but it relaxed me enough to fall asleep for a few minutes. I had a dream that on the flip she asked what I wanted and I said everything. In my dream she left and came back soon and got naked. She was around a 6, but her tits were an 8. 5. She gave a quick covered BJ and then hopped on. After a couple of minutes she asked if I wanted to fuck her and of course I said yes. She laid down and I pulled her Astro me and went to town. I dreamed we did doggy for a quick minute, but I wanted to see those nice tits so back to standing mish. I REALLY started pounding her hard now and she covered her mouth and took it like she was being paid too. I then woke up feeling relaxed and she smiled at me like she knew what I was dreaming about. Overall not bad, but not good enough I would say you guys need to experience this dream. But it is certainly better than others.

Oh, I didn't get her name and I don't know the name of the place either sorry. But it is on alma and baseline behind the Applebee's, not the one right along baseline.