Massage Parlor Reports

**Erebus** · 07-22-18 17:47

Originally Posted by DemAmpCamp [View Original Post]

I really wish I had seen this before I went. I was in town for work and stopped by for a visit. I checked RM but don't have an account, but it had plenty of reviews (in hindsight, they may have been all negative ones) and was close to my hotel, so I took a chance. I went in and was greeted by Crystal (I think?) tallish white girl with decent assets. I get into the room and onto the table. She applies some lotion to my back and starts the most pathetic massage I've ever experienced. The the upsell comes and I take just the HE option. Prices for everything were pretty crazy from what I'm used to. Anyways, she gets undressed and applies oil to jr. As I begin roaming, I notice she has not shaved her legs for maybe a half a week to a week so there is stubble on her legs up to her ass. She is ok up top, a little saggy but not bad. The worst part and I could barely keep it up, was her face. It was very manly and reminded me of a TS guy / gal that used to live next door to me. I don't know if the dimmed lighting accentuated it, but it was bad, I couldn't stand to look anymore so just kept my eyes closed and TRIED to enjoy the work. Then she starts jackhammering the shaft and slamming her hands on the jewels like this is the first time she has ever gave a HE. She also tried at some point to do a body to body slide but that also ended as badly as the Hindenburg disaster. I kept my eyes closed and finally finished by sheer will..

My experience at this place is similar, although a little more pleasant. 12 x30 and 103rd Ave #144 White 2 Story Bldg Behind AmPm.

**DemAmpCamp** · 07-22-18 01:18

Originally Posted by Sparky2 [View Original Post]

That place is pathetic and overpriced. Keep away.

I really wish I had seen this before I went. I was in town for work and stopped by for a visit. I checked RM but don't have an account, but it had plenty of reviews (in hindsight, they may have been all negative ones) and was close to my hotel, so I took a chance. I went in and was greeted by Crystal (I think?) tallish white girl with decent assets. I get into the room and onto the table. She applies some lotion to my back and starts the most pathetic massage I've ever experienced. The the upsell comes and I take just the HE option. Prices for everything were pretty crazy from what I'm used to. Anyways, she gets undressed and applies oil to jr. As I begin roaming, I notice she has not shaved her legs for maybe a half a week to a week so there is stubble on her legs up to her ass. She is ok up top, a little saggy but not bad. The worst part and I could barely keep it up, was her face. It was very manly and reminded me of a TS guy / gal that used to live next door to me. I don't know if the dimmed lighting accentuated it, but it was bad, I couldn't stand to look anymore so just kept my eyes closed and TRIED to enjoy the work. Then she starts jackhammering the shaft and slamming her hands on the jewels like this is the first time she has ever gave a HE. She also tried at some point to do a body to body slide but that also ended as badly as the Hindenburg disaster. I kept my eyes closed and finally finished by sheer will. Cleaned myself up and bailed. Should have just made the drive to an asian mp, its just difficult as all the better reviewed places on here are southeast / east and a pretty far drive from where I have to stay.

TLDR.

Avoid like the plague.

**Sparky2** · 07-21-18 15:23

Originally Posted by JnTurner901 [View Original Post]

https://phoenix.rubratings.com/126922 Just seems TGTBT.

That place is pathetic and overpriced. Keep away.

**JnTurner901** · 07-20-18 22:31

https://phoenix.rubratings.com/126922 Just seems TGTBT.

**Journaz** · 07-20-18 14:24

Originally Posted by KChing [View Original Post]

Tried calling both numbers for USA spa and massage. Both just rang forever. Didn't go to vmail and didn't get a recording saying the subscriber was not taking calls at this time. Someone should drive by and see what's happening. I would but I'm in Tucson and don't get up there that often.

I drive by there a few times a week. Open sign is blinking and there's always cars out front. Chances are she's busy as she normally is.

**KChing** · 07-20-18 12:31

Tried calling both numbers for USA spa and massage. Both just rang forever. Didn't go to vmail and didn't get a recording saying the subscriber was not taking calls at this time. Someone should drive by and see what's happening. I would but I'm in Tucson and don't get up there that often.

**Journaz** · 07-20-18 00:12

Originally Posted by Dkuym1 [View Original Post]

I'd be wary of using the HSA card for this. There are tax implications etc that may need to be considered. Wouldn't look very good anyway.

Was thinking the same thing. Could be very messy!!

**Dkuym1** · 07-20-18 00:11

Originally Posted by PhxSalesDude [View Original Post]

2 weeks ago actually needed a decent massage. Texted with Megan to come to her studio Maximum Wellness located on Southern and Horne in Mesa. She is by far the most gorgeous provided I've had the pleasure of experiencing. $. 5 all together for a fantastic massage and the best HJ of any provider I've received. This girl is absolutely stunning. A couple minutes into the flip she sat her ass on my chest and stroked in nearly 69 position. Even though it was just a HJ I was blown away. She's extremely nice and enjoys what she does. https://www.slixa.com/arizona/phoenix/megan269.

Found out that my HSA card will run for massages so I took a trip back to the spot next to the dance studio on Alma School and Baseline. KeKe answered the door, swiped my card for. 4, and showed me to my room. Sub par massage but who goes to these for the massage. On the flip she swiped my card again for $ tip which included prostate play during a CBJ. $. 4 in all which I felt was great value considering I payed the 30 minute rate but was there much closer to an hour.

I'd be wary of using the HSA card for this. There are tax implications etc that may need to be considered. Wouldn't look very good anyway.

**SuperBad69** · 07-19-18 22:04

I was in the mood for a massage at lunch so I went to a place at alma school and baseline. There are 2 at the SE corner. One is on baseline, the other is back in the corner behind the Applebee's. I went to the one in the corner. I was greeted by a Asian woman in her 30's and I paid 40 for 30 minutes. We went back the the room and she left while I disrobed. The massage was so so, but it relaxed me enough to fall asleep for a few minutes. I had a dream that on the flip she asked what I wanted and I said everything. In my dream she left and came back soon and got naked. She was around a 6, but her tits were an 8. 5. She gave a quick covered BJ and then hopped on. After a couple of minutes she asked if I wanted to fuck her and of course I said yes. She laid down and I pulled her Astro me and went to town. I dreamed we did doggy for a quick minute, but I wanted to see those nice tits so back to standing mish. I REALLY started pounding her hard now and she covered her mouth and took it like she was being paid too. I then woke up feeling relaxed and she smiled at me like she knew what I was dreaming about. Overall not bad, but not good enough I would say you guys need to experience this dream. But it is certainly better than others.

Oh, I didn't get her name and I don't know the name of the place either sorry. But it is on alma and baseline behind the Applebee's, not the one right along baseline.

**PhxSalesDude** · 07-18-18 10:27

2 weeks ago actually needed a decent massage. Texted with Megan to come to her studio Maximum Wellness located on Southern and Horne in Mesa. She is by far the most gorgeous provided I've had the pleasure of experiencing. $. 5 all together for a fantastic massage and the best HJ of any provider I've received. This girl is absolutely stunning. A couple minutes into the flip she sat her ass on my chest and stroked in nearly 69 position. Even though it was just a HJ I was blown away. She's extremely nice and enjoys what she does. https://www.slixa.com/arizona/phoenix/megan269.

Found out that my HSA card will run for massages so I took a trip back to the spot next to the dance studio on Alma School and Baseline. KeKe answered the door, swiped my card for. 4, and showed me to my room. Sub par massage but who goes to these for the massage. On the flip she swiped my card again for $ tip which included prostate play during a CBJ. $. 4 in all which I felt was great value considering I payed the 30 minute rate but was there much closer to an hour.

**Dkuym1** · 07-16-18 13:13

Went to a once famous location yesterday, one that 'shined' and is not to be named here publicly, the gal told me to NOT write any reviews on the place, in fact a little sign on the door said Please, No Reviews. She alluded to Reviews being the reason there are so many plumbing issues in the area. Anywho I took a chance and was happy there.

**SapnUpuaS** · 07-15-18 17:23

Originally Posted by Dkuym1 [View Original Post]

Striking out on all attempts, wondering if I should venture to Golden. Anyone been there lately?

I tried to check it out a few weeks ago but they had a sign saying closed for plumbing issue. A day or two after I saw a review on RM so I'm not sure if it was a late review.

**Dkuym1** · 07-15-18 16:14

Striking out on all attempts, wondering if I should venture to Golden. Anyone been there lately?

**SapnUpuaS** · 07-15-18 00:23

I've had dreams about going to this place over 10 times. Within the last year. Hit and miss on HE. Maybe only 3 times I've gotton a HJ Saw one provider 4 times. Only a HE once. And it was on the 2nd visit Provider (Michelle). Super young no longer works there And the mms knows me very well and said she had a new young girl for me. And still no HE I keep going back because the massage is way above average for an AMP.

Oh. 90210 is listed as serenity chi or something like that in RM. On warner.

Anyone have luck with this place? Or are east valley AMP's just hard to come by now with golden and m10 being closed.