USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**HappyInFlordia** · 06-19-18 06:13

Originally Posted by JRuds [View Original Post]

Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2894&cityid=98

Although I feel bad about your dream that's one of the funniest post I have ever read on this site lmao.

**Kaityx** · 06-19-18 01:50

Originally Posted by DirkDig1 [View Original Post]

She was on sister site, tried once, total pornstar but too big for my liking, she is very friendly and knows how to use those tits, she has videos also. With me she foot the job down but too big for me. Can suck a cock though, spit, dirty talk, slap her cheeks with it, the whole nine yards a great BBBJTCIM or on those huge tits.

Thank you for the review. I had fun with you, but also have an understanding that not every man loves a curvy girl LOL, glad you enjoyed yourself sweetie!

**JRuds** · 06-19-18 00:04

Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, I’m almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2894&cityid=98

**RubberDucker** · 06-18-18 23:40

Had an amazing dream with Mere tonight. http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2288&cityid=98.

Great kisser, amazing BBBJ and an extremely tight kitty. She was freshly showered when I got there and just the sweetest little thing. Hard bodied and very very sensual. Go see her. You won't be disappointed.

**Chris5** · 06-18-18 19:41

Originally Posted by TeenLover [View Original Post]

She has been advertising for the entire 8 years I have lived here and this is the first thing I have ever read about her. Now I may have missed it, it wouldn't be the first time.

Sadly you have missed absolutely nothing my friend. She used to be on BP a lot, has fucked up teeth, a butter face, and marks on her legs.

C5.

**TeenLover** · 06-18-18 19:37

Originally Posted by JayStrykerHard [View Original Post]

She can take Greek with the best. Very accommodating even for larger deliveries. All covered. But CIM.

She has been advertising for the entire 8 years I have lived here and this is the first thing I have ever read about her. Now I may have missed it, it wouldn't be the first time.

**FieryStud** · 06-18-18 18:55

It was early morning on Thursday and I was in the mood. Tried texting a few providers and Paige responded immediately.

Two call verification system and off I went to her place. The door was open and she had a pet puppy with her. But the puppy was all the more quiet and so that was not a problem at all.

We got down to business and she is true to all the reviews posted about her. Paid for hh and left drained.

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

**Chris5** · 06-18-18 17:52

Originally Posted by HarryPlopper [View Original Post]

This stuff pi $$es me off. I would rather them not have face shots and just body shots if they wanted to protect their identity. The pics of other people is false advertising. AMPs do it ALL the time and that sux as well.

Stay Safe.

Harry P.

A chick who's using fake pic's will always be a shitty date! Guy's should immediately call these chicks out for false advertising AND waste of our time and our fucking gas! Do not under any circumstances stay just because your dick is hard. By you staying, you are condoning her shitty behavior.

C5.

**Floriduh** · 06-18-18 17:47

Originally Posted by NakedTurtle [View Original Post]

Anyone seen her? Been looking for reports but might have to take the plunge first.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1806&cityid=98

Have not, but definitely a Looker!

**Chris5** · 06-18-18 17:47

Originally Posted by Bigd2091 [View Original Post]

I was in her area and messaged to see if she was available. She said she had time for me to stop by and pay her a visit. I fell a sleep for a little while and had an amazing time with her. In my dream, she provided an amazing BBBJ and offered cover service as well. I was enjoying the headache relief so much that I opted to continue dreaming about it. She was willing to let me pop wherever I would like. I choose deep in her throat. When I awoke, I was refreshed and on cloud nine. Can't wait to dream with her again!

Originally Posted by Hodar [View Original Post]

I have seen Marina a few times even years ago in Miami when she was known by a different stage name. Her home is immaculate and smoke free, she is impeccably hygienic, her service and skills top notch and she seems to be just a good person. No drama, no BS, never had radio silence.

I don't get out much but she is always a sure thing.

Marina is one of the best provider's in Orlando.

C5.

**JayStrykerHard** · 06-18-18 17:16

Originally Posted by Fisherman0317 [View Original Post]

Any info out there on her?

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1932&cityid=98

She can take Greek with the best. Very accommodating even for larger deliveries. All covered. But CIM.

**Bigd2091** · 06-18-18 16:40

I was in her area and messaged to see if she was available. She said she had time for me to stop by and pay her a visit. I fell a sleep for a little while and had an amazing time with her. In my dream, she provided an amazing BBBJ and offered cover service as well. I was enjoying the headache relief so much that I opted to continue dreaming about it. She was willing to let me pop wherever I would like. I choose deep in her throat. When I awoke, I was refreshed and on cloud nine. Can't wait to dream with her again!

**BuckyBuck** · 06-18-18 16:38

Originally Posted by LuvsBoobs1984 [View Original Post]

Has anyone taken the plunge on either one of these gals?

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1041&cityid=98

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...0789&cityid=98

I've dreamed of Nina once about 1. 5 years ago. She's cute, I like them thick like that, petite and big boobs, but very mechanical in my opinion. Had an incall near Alafaya / Colonial. Once was enough for me.

**Harry Plopper** · 06-18-18 16:13

This stuff pi $$es me off. I would rather them not have face shots and just body shots if they wanted to protect their identity. The pics of other people is false advertising. AMPs do it ALL the time and that sux as well.

Stay Safe.

Harry P.

Originally Posted by FloridaBen [View Original Post]

A few months ago I contacted her and set up a time. She texted me a real pic, said the ones she posted were to protect her I'd. I did not save the pic she sent me. Well before I joined USASG. But if memory serves, she is Hispanic, mid to late 30's. Looked OK, but the bait and switch bugged me so I cancelled.

FL Ben.

**Hodar** · 06-18-18 12:17

Originally Posted by James999 [View Original Post]

My 1st chance to see her. I Work during the day so no opportunity on her schedule in the past. I had fun. She was very willing and even did a few new things that I had not done before. Positions. She is very short imo. But does all of the fun things that short girls do. Climb all over you and bend themselves up. Offered and gave a very good massage afterward. I didn't ask for it she volunteered and it was well done. Her place was safe and clean. Now that she knows me she is willing to let me come a little bit later than her normal hours. I will repeat and recommend. Peace.

I have seen Marina a few times even years ago in Miami when she was known by a different stage name. Her home is immaculate and smoke free, she is impeccably hygienic, her service and skills top notch and she seems to be just a good person. No drama, no BS, never had radio silence.

I don't get out much but she is always a sure thing.