Massage Parlor Reports

**Selasorp** · 05-21-17 20:48

Originally Posted by JChoi [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. Assuming there maybe more offered? 🤤.

Your question, Yes.

**JChoi** · 05-21-17 17:19

Originally Posted by Selasorp [View Original Post]

I had been here a long time ago and at that time was not impressed with the service or girls, this time was different. Paid a visit yesterday, met Gaby there. I opted for 1 hr at the normal. 6. Massage itself was ok, not the best, not the worst, did have me relaxing. She is attractive and fun. I initiated contact while face down, rubbing her legs and ass under her dress, pretty soon the flip came. Wanted 1. For hand, told her no, . 60, she said it would be worth it, agreed on. 8. What happened was more than I had expected, however YMMV. We got so into things that we were body to body, shaft to clit, almost went in. A heavy petting a make out sess. She was dripping wet and came 5 times, very loud. I too had multis. Needless to say when is was over we both needed to shower as we were covered in sweat and juices. It was the best experience that I have had without intercourse. I will be seeing her again.

Thanks for the report. Assuming there maybe more offered? 🤤.

**Smokeey** · 05-21-17 16:27

Originally Posted by Aries77 [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I've seen this ad a lot and the girls look great, Just wondering if anyone has tried them? http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therapeu...1-6-0/45522293.

It's not fantastic, I was there last Sunday and didn't see any girls there that matched the pictures on their ad. Wiped some lotion on my back, rubbed it in, had me flip. Did the same on my legs. Asked if they missed any areas. Standard rub and tug.

**CaptCaveman** · 05-21-17 15:13

Hi all. Long time lurker and figured I'd finally start contributing. This place has been posting provocative ads like this one, http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therapeu...39-95/46789178 for a few weeks. I TOFTT last week. Long story short, don't fall for the creative writing. I should have known better when I walked in and an exiting customer made eye contact and nodded hello, as opposed to the avert your eyes hide your face action when these encounters normally occur at an AMP.

Pros: Good therapeutic massage, decent rates, yummy cookies in lobby (true story).

Cons: Reality did not meet the expectations set by the ad.

**Selasorp** · 05-20-17 17:25

I had been here a long time ago and at that time was not impressed with the service or girls, this time was different. Paid a visit yesterday, met Gaby there. I opted for 1 hr at the normal. 6. Massage itself was ok, not the best, not the worst, did have me relaxing. She is attractive and fun. I initiated contact while face down, rubbing her legs and ass under her dress, pretty soon the flip came. Wanted 1. For hand, told her no, . 60, she said it would be worth it, agreed on. 8. What happened was more than I had expected, however YMMV. We got so into things that we were body to body, shaft to clit, almost went in. A heavy petting a make out sess. She was dripping wet and came 5 times, very loud. I too had multis. Needless to say when is was over we both needed to shower as we were covered in sweat and juices. It was the best experience that I have had without intercourse. I will be seeing her again.

**Aries77** · 05-20-17 17:11

Hey guys, I've seen this ad a lot and the girls look great, Just wondering if anyone has tried them? http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therapeu...1-6-0/45522293.

**Dick North** · 05-19-17 18:57

I do not know nor care where you got this list, but please do not pass it along any further.
Most of it is amateurish nonsense with hardly any factual, informative or redeeming value.
DN.

Originally Posted by SteveStone123 [View Original Post]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

**SteveStone123** · 05-19-17 02:28

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

**Smokeey** · 05-19-17 01:34

It's not close for me, but it seems like sun city has always been safe from the news and reports of "busts". I've had good luck at the place on 99th Ave and Bell, and the place off coggins, so this past Saturday I thought I'd give the one posting off Camino-Del-sol a try. It wasn't horrible, nice lady, but it's kind of like the saying, never go to the grocery store hungry. I over paid, barely got 30 minutes, and left feeling slightly ashamed of myself. Can't say I'll go back.

**Smokeey** · 05-19-17 01:26

Originally Posted by HartlessPrick [View Original Post]

No. She is pretty firm about it. However you can daty, and rub her slit. No finger insertions. Pretty expensive for her three lousy steps. The geisha type handjob is pretty good. But not worth the price of admission.

Thanks. That's what I figured. For cheaper I could hit up my atf. Sometimes I do enjoy a lazy rub and tug, where minimal effort is needed on my part.

**Smokeey** · 05-19-17 00:21

Originally Posted by FanOfBewbs [View Original Post]

Am I the only one that doesn't know what anfu means? LOL. PM me if you can help.

It's just the name of an AMP off 43rd and Dunlap.

**FanOfBewbs** · 05-18-17 10:53

Originally Posted by AsianLoverMan [View Original Post]

They rotate the girls regularly, but there are always young spinners. Pay house. 6, then ask for shower. Display package and arch when touched. Lay 1. 4 on table and no negotiation is needed. You get everything!

Am I the only one that doesn't know what anfu means? LOL. PM me if you can help.

**RunForGold** · 05-15-17 17:45

Originally Posted by HeadBanger [View Original Post]

I saw a girl named Soda, her body looked like Kim Kardashian. She was a nice girl and gave me a great massage. Sounds like you dozed off and had a pretty fun dream.

I saw Soda a year ago, I'm a Snowbird. Great experience, wonderful, very pretty and nice lady. Being a small male, she is a little full figured for me, but not complaining, a wonderful time, wonderful place to visit. I would visit again.

**HartlessPrick** · 05-14-17 13:24

Originally Posted by Smokeey [View Original Post]

Keep seeing the ad, but not much in reviews from folks I'd trust. She has a lengthy site here:

https://specialencounter.wixsite.com/veronicawest

But I swear I read The Stand faster. Searched the forums and nadda. Curious if it's a unicorn, or can fun be had!

No. She is pretty firm about it. However you can daty, and rub her slit. No finger insertions. Pretty expensive for her three lousy steps. The geisha type handjob is pretty good. But not worth the price of admission.

**PPPanda** · 05-14-17 00:37

Been here a few times, first post. Saw channel, 45 min house fee of. 65. Got ready and in comes Channel or Shannel? We go to the table shower as usual, finish up and go back to the room. Decent massage, she's actually applying pressure, and at a point stands where my head and hands are in the front, and start wandering with no real pushback. On the flip, I ask for everything, and doesn't even negotiate. CBJ, allows 69 DATY, and then miss. Even after done, she lays there and chats for 5-10 minutes, small GFE time. Cleanup, I tip 1. 6 and leave. Another good dream at the usual.