Massage Parlor Reports

[DcManLive]

Was that 180 + 40 (220) or 80 + 40 (120)? Sometimes the way the symbols display makes it a little unclear. At 120 I would definitely take the plunge but at 220 I would pass.

Also, when you say she wasn't even close to the pic in the ad, could you give more details? Was she attractive in the face or body, a BBW, or how would you describe for your fellow mongers?

Thanks for TOFTT.

We all know most pics are fake, but she used totally different pics about 3 weeks ago. Not even close to the ones she is using now.

[Tag52]

Was that 180 + 40 (220) or 80 + 40 (120)? Sometimes the way the symbols display makes it a little unclear. At 120 I would definitely take the plunge but at 220 I would pass.

Also, when you say she wasn't even close to the pic in the ad, could you give more details? Was she attractive in the face or body, a BBW, or how would you describe for your fellow mongers?

Thanks for TOFTT.

220. The 40 tip was me not thinking right.

She is okay looking; short; breasts are nice and plump; has extra pounds on her.

[JmSuttr]

Hadn't seen any reports, so decided to TOFTT.

Setup was over text messages and a call for confirmation. She sent address to the Tyson's area. It was a two-step process: park, then text / call to get room#.

She opens the door, dressed in office attire. Not the person in the pics. Not even close. Was in the midst of cancelling at the door, but it was getting late and I hadn't been successful setting up with other providers, also johnson was demanding. Her dog was friendly. Nice modern apartment.

She asks for donation. I put it on the table. She asks what type of music I preferred. I told her something. Massage was on a king-size bed. I asked what it included, and she mentioned extra for nude (which was actually topless).

Massage started off nice, with light to medium pressure, long strokes on the legs and the back. It was a good start, I thought. She asked some questions, I answered. I asked some questions, made jokes, puns, she laughed / answered. She seemed friendly.

Seemed experienced in the massage department using long strokes, elbows. It was relaxing. However, since it was on a bed, had to get rid of the pillow when she started working on my neck area. Even after removing the pillow, it was uncomfortable turning the head either way.

She later does body to body, rubbing her tits lightly along the back, and below.

On the flip, a little more massage, however, the finish was okay.

I *may* repeat. If you're in a pinch, this might work for you and as always YMMV.

Total damage $. 8+. 4.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ysons/26416091

Was that 180 + 40 (220) or 80 + 40 (120)? Sometimes the way the symbols display makes it a little unclear. At 120 I would definitely take the plunge but at 220 I would pass.

Also, when you say she wasn't even close to the pic in the ad, could you give more details? Was she attractive in the face or body, a BBW, or how would you describe for your fellow mongers?

Thanks for TOFTT.

[Tag52]

Read a report of Price the other day. Decided to check it out. I called to see is Mimi was there. Person on the phone said that she was available.

When I reach there, asked for Mimi, they said there is no Mimi who works here. Sigh.

Decided to get the massage done anyway. Can't recall the masseuse's name, but seemed to be in mid 30's to early 40-s.

Table shower followed by a legit, covered massage. Massage was not the best, but good enough to relieve the after-work stress.

Damage: 0. 8+tip.

[Tag52]

Hadn't seen any reports, so decided to TOFTT.

Setup was over text messages and a call for confirmation. She sent address to the Tyson's area. It was a two-step process: park, then text / call to get room#.

She opens the door, dressed in office attire. Not the person in the pics. Not even close. Was in the midst of cancelling at the door, but it was getting late and I hadn't been successful setting up with other providers, also johnson was demanding. Her dog was friendly. Nice modern apartment.

She asks for donation. I put it on the table. She asks what type of music I preferred. I told her something. Massage was on a king-size bed. I asked what it included, and she mentioned extra for nude (which was actually topless).

Massage started off nice, with light to medium pressure, long strokes on the legs and the back. It was a good start, I thought. She asked some questions, I answered. I asked some questions, made jokes, puns, she laughed / answered. She seemed friendly.

Seemed experienced in the massage department using long strokes, elbows. It was relaxing. However, since it was on a bed, had to get rid of the pillow when she started working on my neck area. Even after removing the pillow, it was uncomfortable turning the head either way.

She later does body to body, rubbing her tits lightly along the back, and below.

On the flip, a little more massage, however, the finish was okay.

I *may* repeat. If you're in a pinch, this might work for you and as always YMMV.

Total damage $. 8+. 4.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ysons/26416091

[LongStroke401]

Came into Fairfax for business, and ended up with much more free time than I anticipated. Started to do some light research and came across Garden Spa. The AMP scene back home in RI has been depleted as of late, so I was excited to see that they're still up and running in NOVA.

Greeted by an older (35-40) spinner type with nice assets. Gave her the house charge, .85 (which is. 25 more than I'm used to) but hey, when in Fairfax.

Taken to the shower. Best I've ever had! Extra attention to the boys, kisses, a true GFE.

Massage. Average to slightly above average. Only slightly above because I love a good walking, and she spent a decent amount of time walking all over me.

Top came off, kissed the boys again, then the typical AMP ST, kind of a let down after teasing me with her lips. But even that had a little extra effort. Couldn't truly catch her name, sounded like Tricia?

Place was very busy, bell kept ringing but she stayed right with me while the other provider kept leaving her session. .85/.6 for the effort, very pleased. Hope to return some day.

[Miketastic69]

Hi ho gents.

Looking for a thicker AMP girl that will Fully Serve (FS) my current needs. Pm is fine. Looking to close the deal tonight or Manana. Thanks.

[Miketastic69]

Actually, I've always known her as Cristine, not Christine. Been seeing her for 4-5 years at 4 different locations including current place in Fairfax.

I always spell her name wrong. I have seen her a few times. She was always nice but moody once. I plan to renew my visits in a few days when funding permits.

[NyHornet]

When I saw her she went by Nicole, had a little dog, and either shared or worked with another provider in her apartment. Also, the name listed in her ad is Nicole, and the reviews on other sites list her as Nicole and some of them mention her having a roommate as well.

Whatever her name is she provided a great massage with extras. The last provider I was setup with when I called her number provided a good massage (although technically not full body as she didn't hit the buns) and that was it.

Actually, I've always known her as Cristine, not Christine. Been seeing her for 4-5 years at 4 different locations including current place in Fairfax.

[NyHornet]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...093416427.html

I was over in WB yesterday morning and decided to check out this new place. Needed a massage and didn't go in with high expectations for anything else. I was pleasantly surprised to be greeted by two attractive, younger (30's) Chinese ladies. The one that greeted me handed me off to Kiki, who had good skills in all aspects of my service. She was quite friendly and accommodating with a great attitude. I didn't push for too much, since I only came in with standard tip and I believe with rewarding appropriately for anything above NOVA standard. The other lady seemed to be in charge and suggested I would enjoy 4 hand next time. I got her name, but can't remember it. I would definitely return when over that way again and recommend it based on my first visit. The full hour was $60 and the tip of $50 brought a big smile, hug and kiss on my way out. Rooms are clean, large and private. Location is toward the back and provides entrance away from the road.

[Lefteros]

When I saw her she went by Nicole, had a little dog, and either shared or worked with another provider in her apartment. Also, the name listed in her ad is Nicole, and the reviews on other sites list her as Nicole and some of them mention her having a roommate as well.

Whatever her name is she provided a great massage with extras. The last provider I was setup with when I called her number provided a good massage (although technically not full body as she didn't hit the buns) and that was it.

This is Christine's place, but doesn't sound like you saw her. She has been around about four years now, starting it with Nalee in Centreville, then a hotel near Fair Oaks, then briefly an apartment there before settling at the Fairfax place. I don't know if she has adopted a new name or not. I saw her about a month ago and she will still give a pretty good massage and whatever else you want for a total of $200. She is in her late 40's but still very attractive with a great Thai body, although she has gained some weight since she first arrived in Nova. She didn't have a current roomie when at last saw her except for the little dog.

[Serpico99]

Surprisingly, I was able to get my foot in the door at Mikos. Jessica (she pronounces it like Dhiska) was my provider. About 5'6" or so tall, slender, nice body for a middle aged Korean provider, B cups.

All around good time, I feel like this place gives a very good therapeutic along with activities (a level below PG-County services), although she was expecting 100 for services rendered, I felt like a Jackson less was appropriate, as this is what I give Suzy whenever I see her. The only downside is the lack of TS, but they do have a shower that you can use yourself.

[Moon Raker]

I have never witnessed what your friends speak of. All I have ever experienced is overaged women, crappy massage, and a "geisha" who wants to short you on time and will want payment up front and will want you to overpay for services.

Interesting. It almost seems like a widespread drought with similar experiences when I travel the past year or so. Friends up in Boston and Rhode Island report things are no longer the same as in the past too. Seems like a universal move to aamps for some services and they drop the massage. AMPs are left with shitty massage and old women. My IRA is getting more funding as of late as traditional good massage and service has become a thing of the past. Amazing. Where are the Roman baths or places where men can have few moments of relaxation for arduous 21st century grinding in a most stressful world. All work and shitty play.

[NyHornet]

I had the same experience. I believe the lady's name is Micky. I asked where Nicole was and she told me she was sick. The damage was $100 for me with a $10 tip. I asked for a strong massage and it was delivered. On the flip I asked for a happy ending, and she told me she doesn't do that. Then complained about how all of her clients that day were asking for an HE. Then she started asking for a tip. Told her I don't tip without a HE, but I ended up giving her one. Also.

I had called Nicole prior to this incident, and was handed off to her roommate at the time (I think her name was Jenny). Her massage skills were mediocre at best, and it was a standard Nova finish.

So that was twice in a row that I was passed onto another procider. So long story short I won't be calling Nicole again.

This is Christine's place, but doesn't sound like you saw her. She has been around about four years now, starting it with Nalee in Centreville, then a hotel near Fair Oaks, then briefly an apartment there before settling at the Fairfax place. I don't know if she has adopted a new name or not. I saw her about a month ago and she will still give a pretty good massage and whatever else you want for a total of $200. She is in her late 40's but still very attractive with a great Thai body, although she has gained some weight since she first arrived in Nova. She didn't have a current roomie when at last saw her except for the little dog.

[Lefteros]

I had the same experience. I believe the lady's name is Micky. I asked where Nicole was and she told me she was sick. The damage was $100 for me with a $10 tip. I asked for a strong massage and it was delivered. On the flip I asked for a happy ending, and she told me she doesn't do that. Then complained about how all of her clients that day were asking for an HE. Then she started asking for a tip. Told her I don't tip without a HE, but I ended up giving her one. Also.

I had called Nicole prior to this incident, and was handed off to her roommate at the time (I think her name was Jenny). Her massage skills were mediocre at best, and it was a standard Nova finish.

So that was twice in a row that I was passed onto another procider. So long story short I won't be calling Nicole again.

Long time lurker, first time poster but have been in the scene for a while. Recently responded to this ad:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...y-rub/20269481It's Christine / Nicole, or so I thought, who I have seen infrequently over the past few years. Great massage and visuals with NOVA happiness. What a body on this lady.

However I went to the apartment building (pretty sure I saw a fellow monger trying to get in as I pulled up). I did as he did and tailgated my way inside. Called and got the apartment number. It was different than usual, spidey senses are tingling. Seems there's been an expansion of operations.

Got to the place, and a very petite, plain lady shows me to the room and asks if I have been there before. I said yes, I have seen Nicole. She asks for funds up front and that should have been a warning sign. Gave her the fee 100 + 20 cause I'm a decent guy.Anyway. Get undressed and face down, the usual drill. Great massage with thai stretching, luckily I am limber, and feel pretty good. She's very careful with the drape both face down and after the flip. More massage face up, feeling good but no where near the goods. She seems very, very nervous and I give her a smile and she smiles weakly back. It's obvious NOVA is not going to happen and I did not want to push it, she just was not into it so I can respect that. Asked what her name was, she responded "Nikky". Figure I must have given off a wrong vibe or she needs more training.
Legit massage, overpaid, chalk it up and move on.