Massage Parlor Reports

[Nohassles]

This is a great report. How many times have all of us experienced something like this? I guess it's just nice to know we aren't the only ones. It's true that BB and CB have raised the bar in our area. These AMPs that advertise "new girls", "beautiful young Girls", "new management" draw us in with hopes that it will be true and we will have another good option for our dreams. Only to discover it is the same (or similar) women who have always been there. Thanks for your report Matthew!

I had the hankering for a good massage with some fun involved. Little did I know that this would lead to an epic tour. I started at the place in Casselberry that advertises for "jenny" on the massage section of BP. I had been there before and actually had an awesome massage but from an older lady that I had to block her face out of my mind. Her body wasn't bad, but. The face of a gremlin / troll. When I got there. Of course she greets me at the door. But she is on the phone. So I have hope. She shows me to the room and I wait. She hangs up. Damn! She comes in. I ask to see Jenny. The gremlin clearly does not remember me. She says Jenny is busy but she will take care of me. I told her I really wanted to see Jenny and that I had seen her(the gremlin) before and she took good care of me. Which is beyond true. Her massage was very rough. But great. And there was happiness before I left.

I stick to my guns. "I really came for Jenny. Thank you. Next time. " She blocks my way out. I try nice. I massage her shoulders. Try to work my way out of the room. Not working. I push a little harder. Make it to the hallway. She continues the blocking. She should play for Tampa Bay's O Line. Just sayin'. FINALLY. I make it out the door.

Next stop. I go to this massage place down the road from where Royal used to be. Don't know the name. But there I'm not allowed in and told to wait 5 minutes. Well I've been told that before and waited for 30 or more. So I go across the street to Asahi.

There I am met by this older lady with a very cute body that tells me it's going to be 20 minute wait. Clearly she is not the therapist. She talks in asian language to someone in the back and then says "she says 45" I thank her for her honesty and move on. Though I drive away thinking I sort of liked the mama san. Another time perhaps.

So now I go to an OLD haunt on Oxford. Back in the day this was my goto place. Would get stones and towels. An awesome massage. And an ok ending. But it has been hit and miss over the years. I end up seeing Hannah. Who really fixed my back well and worked very hard to make sure I left happy. No garments came off. (I never saw shorts that were so bloody hard to unbutton. She let me keep trying. But by the time I got the first button done she had me finishing). I have seen her before and would definitely repeat. Except they need to run the AC in there on hot days.

All in all. A story to remember. But you folks are the only ones that will ever hear it. Hope it was entertaining.

[KalaFina]

Every owner I've met keep records, obviously not at the spa I once asked an owner for a provider and they said you have to tell me her Chinese name because I don't know them by spa name, I. E too many yoyo coco etc out there but outside the spa they keep emails digits addresses license plates, one provider has many addresses LOL but I get what you mean I'd run the biz differently, I am still building up more contacts, met with someone from the good old Lussis spa not too long ago.

My advice if you do this don't keep detailed records of anything anywhere. Don't take names license plate numbers don't even keep phone numbers. The more info you keep the more cops have against you when if you get busted.

[CoolBeans]

Took a chance and tried out a place I haven't heard of before. Just thought I roll the dice and see what happens. Located on SOBT next to Army Navy store. Like so many of us we go to an AMP for a good / great massage and then dream about a awesome ending. But not the case here. The lady who took me in was kind of business like and had no knowledge about how to give a massage. Not much sensual technique at all. I had the feeling she had been at this job for too many years and she was just going through the motions. The ending I dreamed was standard and nothing to write about, literally. Will not repeat and take a lesson from my loss. If you need a standard dream try the 30 min special. There are upgrades but I passed on them and I suggest we all pass on the place.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...lando/13891522

Be Cool. Be Ice Cool.

[Miketastic69]

3 inch nipples, prolly bigger than some dicks, LOL straight up freaky, SS96 out and thanks for the laugh.

If her nipples are that long she's bigger than me. But hey, "I went swimming" ala George Castanza.

[Gentleman 100]

Anyone have the address For Luxsa with Hours? Also a brief physical description of each of the girls? Really want to check this place out but with some intel before going. Thank you fellas! .

Girls: http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...e-5-s/18390349.

Location: By Universal Orlando. Address: send them a text message. They will give it to you when you make your appointment. They are discreet, and prefer to tell you where they are after contact is made.

Be safe.

[MrBill469]

I had the hankering for a good massage with some fun involved. Little did I know...
I started at ...
... really wanted to see Jenny
...I stick to my guns... FINALLY, I make it out the door.
Next stop. I go to ... told to wait 5 minutes.
...So I go across the street
... it's going to be 20 minute wait.
... then says "she says 45"
... I move on.
...So now I go to an OLD haunt
I end up seeing Hannah.
I left happy {but} No garments came off.
... they need to run the AC in there on hot days.

Sometimes ya just got to toss in the towel and acknowledge that it might not be your day! LOL!

[Mikaeles]

My advice if you do this don't keep detailed records of anything anywhere. Don't take names license plate numbers don't even keep phone numbers. The more info you keep the more cops have against you when if you get busted.

Been thinking about it for a good couple of months, before I didn't have many contacts and that was about 8 months ago now I have over 150 digits all providers from in and out state, bad thing is if I try to get young girls who are actually in their early 20's (I'd / passport checked) they don't have a license and it would be too risky, the youngest would be in her early 30's, but I have a few who said would work for me if I open a spa they say I'd be a good boss, I've seen how Chinese owners treat the girls behind the courtains, 9/10 don't care about them.

[Sillyolman]

Anyone have the address For Luxsa with Hours? Also a brief physical description of each of the girls? Really want to check this place out but with some intel before going. Thank you fellas! .

Here is what google says: https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...lando-fl-38685#rubmaps.

Here is usasadultclassifieds.info has posted: http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-Service-.html.

[TheReal84]

Anyone have the address For Luxsa with Hours? Also a brief physical description of each of the girls? Really want to check this place out but with some intel before going. Thank you fellas! .

[LakeGuys]

Your story is funny. But I believe I told a true story since 90% massage girls are around 45-50 years old. Anyone know some where are young and giving good massage?

I had the hankering for a good massage with some fun involved. Little did I know that this would lead to an epic tour. I started at the place in Casselberry that advertises for "jenny" on the massage section of BP. I had been there before and actually had an awesome massage but from an older lady that I had to block her face out of my mind. Her body wasn't bad, but. The face of a gremlin / troll. When I got there. Of course she greets me at the door. But she is on the phone. So I have hope. She shows me to the room and I wait. She hangs up. Damn! She comes in. I ask to see Jenny. The gremlin clearly does not remember me. She says Jenny is busy but she will take care of me. I told her I really wanted to see Jenny and that I had seen her(the gremlin) before and she took good care of me. Which is beyond true. Her massage was very rough. But great. And there was happiness before I left.

I stick to my guns. "I really came for Jenny. Thank you. Next time. " She blocks my way out. I try nice. I massage her shoulders. Try to work my way out of the room. Not working. I push a little harder. Make it to the hallway. She continues the blocking. She should play for Tampa Bay's O Line. Just sayin'. FINALLY. I make it out the door.

Next stop. I go to this massage place down the road from where Royal used to be. Don't know the name. But there I'm not allowed in and told to wait 5 minutes. Well I've been told that before and waited for 30 or more. So I go across the street to Asahi.

There I am met by this older lady with a very cute body that tells me it's going to be 20 minute wait. Clearly she is not the therapist. She talks in asian language to someone in the back and then says "she says 45" I thank her for her honesty and move on. Though I drive away thinking I sort of liked the mama san. Another time perhaps.

So now I go to an OLD haunt on Oxford. Back in the day this was my goto place. Would get stones and towels. An awesome massage. And an ok ending. But it has been hit and miss over the years. I end up seeing Hannah. Who really fixed my back well and worked very hard to make sure I left happy. No garments came off. (I never saw shorts that were so bloody hard to unbutton. She let me keep trying. But by the time I got the first button done she had me finishing). I have seen her before and would definitely repeat. Except they need to run the AC in there on hot days.

All in all. A story to remember. But you folks are the only ones that will ever hear it. Hope it was entertaining.

.

[MonkeyLove69]

Who has the biggest booty at Luxsa.

Recently vivted Luxsa, and I wasn't happy with the service. Half way decent message and not much on the flip! Won't spend that.

Kind of money again, I'm going back to my fav CB!

[CallMeMatthew]

I had the hankering for a good massage with some fun involved. Little did I know that this would lead to an epic tour. I started at the place in Casselberry that advertises for "jenny" on the massage section of BP. I had been there before and actually had an awesome massage but from an older lady that I had to block her face out of my mind. Her body wasn't bad, but. The face of a gremlin / troll. When I got there. Of course she greets me at the door. But she is on the phone. So I have hope. She shows me to the room and I wait. She hangs up. Damn! She comes in. I ask to see Jenny. The gremlin clearly does not remember me. She says Jenny is busy but she will take care of me. I told her I really wanted to see Jenny and that I had seen her(the gremlin) before and she took good care of me. Which is beyond true. Her massage was very rough. But great. And there was happiness before I left.

I stick to my guns. "I really came for Jenny. Thank you. Next time. " She blocks my way out. I try nice. I massage her shoulders. Try to work my way out of the room. Not working. I push a little harder. Make it to the hallway. She continues the blocking. She should play for Tampa Bay's O Line. Just sayin'. FINALLY. I make it out the door.

Next stop. I go to this massage place down the road from where Royal used to be. Don't know the name. But there I'm not allowed in and told to wait 5 minutes. Well I've been told that before and waited for 30 or more. So I go across the street to Asahi.

There I am met by this older lady with a very cute body that tells me it's going to be 20 minute wait. Clearly she is not the therapist. She talks in asian language to someone in the back and then says "she says 45" I thank her for her honesty and move on. Though I drive away thinking I sort of liked the mama san. Another time perhaps.

So now I go to an OLD haunt on Oxford. Back in the day this was my goto place. Would get stones and towels. An awesome massage. And an ok ending. But it has been hit and miss over the years. I end up seeing Hannah. Who really fixed my back well and worked very hard to make sure I left happy. No garments came off. (I never saw shorts that were so bloody hard to unbutton. She let me keep trying. But by the time I got the first button done she had me finishing). I have seen her before and would definitely repeat. Except they need to run the AC in there on hot days.

All in all. A story to remember. But you folks are the only ones that will ever hear it. Hope it was entertaining.

[KalaFina]

Been thinking about it for a good couple of months, before I didn't have many contacts and that was about 8 months ago now I have over 150 digits all providers from in and out state, bad thing is if I try to get young girls who are actually in their early 20's (I'd / passport checked) they don't have a license and it would be too risky, the youngest would be in her early 30's, but I have a few who said would work for me if I open a spa they say I'd be a good boss, I've seen how Chinese owners treat the girls behind the courtains, 9/10 don't care about them.

I have not been to U-Massage, but I am hesitant to go because of the 2 things you mention: 1) Girls not as hot as CB / BB; 2) It is cheaper.

I choose to spend my money where I get the maximum experience, not the cheapest price. Luxsa is good for latinas / whites, CB / BB is good for a great AMP experience. Tampa / Pinellas is well known for a huge amount of quality FS shops. I would love to see Orlando become more like that. At the very least, someone should open up another great AMP so we can have more choices.

Just my humble opinion. Be safe everyone.

[Gentleman 100]

I would add U Massage to the list. The girls are not as hot as CB / BB but there is a full menu and it's cheaper. Its by Unniversal.

I have not been to U-Massage, but I am hesitant to go because of the 2 things you mention: 1) Girls not as hot as CB / BB; 2) It is cheaper.

I choose to spend my money where I get the maximum experience, not the cheapest price. Luxsa is good for latinas / whites, CB / BB is good for a great AMP experience. Tampa / Pinellas is well known for a huge amount of quality FS shops. I would love to see Orlando become more like that. At the very least, someone should open up another great AMP so we can have more choices.

Just my humble opinion. Be safe everyone.

[Outdoorsman]

Work has my coming to Orlando soon. Have quickly seen RTF BB / CB are the premier places to check out. I certainly hope to check out either place, maybe both. Will be in the convention center area.

My question is the next level? Which is the preferred place for simply a good TS / massage / HE service. I m an older guy. I will go BB / CB to be w the hotter ladies for FS. The next "tier" so to speak, would simply not want a granny providing the service. A decent 30 to 40 something lady would be ok.

I will also be providing an out of towner reports perspective.

I would add U Massage to the list. The girls are not as hot as CB / BB but there is a full menu and it's cheaper. Its by Unniversal.