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[Five Starrs]

When you discover that hidden gem!

I fell asleep and had an interesting dream.

I was cursing the Columbia scene earlier this evening, being stood up by Ruger and the lack of a real quality backup, had me wondering why I even bother in this shithole of a town. I decided to venture out and I TOFTT. (1:30 AM No less) Anyone that has been in the hobby for any amount of time will at some point get jaded. Especially if the midlands are where you live. Sorry. I don't mean to sound like I am above it all because I am not. However, I have lived and traveled to over 20 countries. To some that may seem like a lot to others it is nothing.

Imagine spending 10 days in The Netherlands, mostly in Amsterdam or the same amount of time in Antwerp, Belgium then coming back to Columbia. Or traveling to Spain and then Singapore and having to return again here. Hell even Spending a week on business up in the RDU area spoils me. I digress.

So after the crickets earlier. I pulled up a listing on BP of a Mature provider who also is a spinner. I was sure the photos in the ad were taken to flatter as much as possible and I didn't think most of them looked extremely favorable to begin with but they were passable, if that was indeed what her body looked like. No pics of the face and the age was listed late 30's, which here in Columbia means she is 55 or older. I had text with this particular lady a couple of weeks earlier but did not pull the trigger for all my trepidation. This time I said what the hell. The price was right and I figured if I didn't like what I saw I would drop her Jackson and politely bow out, head home and meet up with Rosey.

I detected a handler / Manager / body guard or whatever in the parking lot but I did not get any hint of danger. The person (s) were in a running vehicle. It was a well taken care of newer truck.

So. I entered the room and was I totally surprised. The hotel was a mid level hotel. Room was clean and in order with no hint of smoke. Candles ablaze and some mood music in the background. In the middle of it all was this Auburn haired, sophisticated, intelligent woman with a banging body and face to match. She said she teaches Zumba. (I have learned that 99% of what comes out of most providers mouths is BS and I rarely even listen.). Well I believe that this lady may teach Zumba and at the least she puts in several hours per week training. She is the MILF in the gym that turns heads. Her real age is 45 and she is taking care of herself.

Now the problem was I only took the donation + a Jackson for the tip. I'm kicking myself for not being prepared for an hour at least. And I was right. Although there was never a hint of being rushed, it was a situation where I would have really just enjoyed hanging out, which to me is a rarity. One hell of a BJ to start, followed by CG then Mish. Never made it to K9 or any of the Kama Sutra poses which she stated was on the menu for the taking.

So. If you have not seen Jade! Go see her. Of course as always, YMMV but I doubt by much.

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...g-4-u/16224057

I believe this chic sent me a face pic a year or so ago but I remember the hotel she was in was shitty and right off the interstate heading towards the Columbia airport. I never met her but I believe this the same woman. She also had other pictures up from a different profile.

[StreetJm542]

Got that dream I was stood up for last week. With all the hassle I was really ready to just walk this time too but little head being what he is I didn't listen. Now after being stood up, and dragged along I still showed up and paid for the whole hr. You would think a good business woman would go out of her way to make it last the whole hr right? Wrong, I was in and out in less than 30 min. The time I was there was good, and I enjoyed it immensely. But I could have paid for a hhr and gotten that. I just need to stick to my good, reliable AMP providers that always satisfy. First though I got to figure out if this burning sensation is just in my head or did I buy something "extra" with that overpayment. Stay safe gents.

[LadyLuver]

When you discover that hidden gem!

I fell asleep and had an interesting dream.

I was cursing the Columbia scene earlier this evening, being stood up by Ruger and the lack of a real quality backup, had me wondering why I even bother in this shithole of a town. I decided to venture out and I TOFTT. (1:30 AM No less) Anyone that has been in the hobby for any amount of time will at some point get jaded. Especially if the midlands are where you live. Sorry. I don't mean to sound like I am above it all because I am not. However, I have lived and traveled to over 20 countries. To some that may seem like a lot to others it is nothing.

Imagine spending 10 days in The Netherlands, mostly in Amsterdam or the same amount of time in Antwerp, Belgium then coming back to Columbia. Or traveling to Spain and then Singapore and having to return again here. Hell even Spending a week on business up in the RDU area spoils me. I digress.

So after the crickets earlier. I pulled up a listing on BP of a Mature provider who also is a spinner. I was sure the photos in the ad were taken to flatter as much as possible and I didn't think most of them looked extremely favorable to begin with but they were passable, if that was indeed what her body looked like. No pics of the face and the age was listed late 30's, which here in Columbia means she is 55 or older. I had text with this particular lady a couple of weeks earlier but did not pull the trigger for all my trepidation. This time I said what the hell. The price was right and I figured if I didn't like what I saw I would drop her Jackson and politely bow out, head home and meet up with Rosey.

I detected a handler / Manager / body guard or whatever in the parking lot but I did not get any hint of danger. The person (s) were in a running vehicle. It was a well taken care of newer truck.

So. I entered the room and was I totally surprised. The hotel was a mid level hotel. Room was clean and in order with no hint of smoke. Candles ablaze and some mood music in the background. In the middle of it all was this Auburn haired, sophisticated, intelligent woman with a banging body and face to match. She said she teaches Zumba. (I have learned that 99% of what comes out of most providers mouths is BS and I rarely even listen.). Well I believe that this lady may teach Zumba and at the least she puts in several hours per week training. She is the MILF in the gym that turns heads. Her real age is 45 and she is taking care of herself.

Now the problem was I only took the donation + a Jackson for the tip. I'm kicking myself for not being prepared for an hour at least. And I was right. Although there was never a hint of being rushed, it was a situation where I would have really just enjoyed hanging out, which to me is a rarity. One hell of a BJ to start, followed by CG then Mish. Never made it to K9 or any of the Kama Sutra poses which she stated was on the menu for the taking.

So. If you have not seen Jade! Go see her. Of course as always, YMMV but I doubt by much.

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...g-4-u/16224057

[Five Starrs]

Emma is definitely hot, a little belly but who of us is perfect. She did just get a boob job and those are pretty amazing. To me the most attractive part about her is the fact that you can carry on an intelligent conversation with her and she's honestly probably smarter than most of us on here. At this point since 99% of what's on backpage is skanks and disgusting human beings with fake pics, she's the only one I even attempt to see when I have time and probably my ATF. She's not a QV girl, so if you're in to the $60 cum dumps she's not for you- she's definitely worth seeing if you appreciate being treated like a real person.

LOL at skanks. Yea BP sucks right now I see a lot of these massage parlor to popping up getting in my damn nerves. Yea she's expensive I just need a nut not Mrs America to each his own.

[PhatDog]

Understood. It just comes down to your point of reference to be honest. Different standards and all.

Very true, when I saw Ms. Sweetnes she looked good to me, hot little body and did me really good every time I saw her, wore me out actually LOL.

[Muffmansc]

How would you describe Ms. Banks' body? I understand that a few years ago she was grossly overweight and then lost a considerable about of weight. A quick weight loss does not usually result in a well toned or hard body, so just how much, if any, flab does she now have?

Emma is definitely hot, a little belly but who of us is perfect. She did just get a boob job and those are pretty amazing. To me the most attractive part about her is the fact that you can carry on an intelligent conversation with her and she's honestly probably smarter than most of us on here. At this point since 99% of what's on backpage is skanks and disgusting human beings with fake pics, she's the only one I even attempt to see when I have time and probably my ATF. She's not a QV girl, so if you're in to the $60 cum dumps she's not for you- she's definitely worth seeing if you appreciate being treated like a real person.

[Five Starrs]

Understood. It just comes down to your point of reference to be honest. Different standards and all.

Exactly I just want to get a nut I don't need a playboy model.

[Luvtufreek]

My sources didn't say she was ugly just wasn't that great.

Understood. It just comes down to your point of reference to be honest. Different standards and all.

[Five Starrs]

She's not a 10 to be sure but she's not what I consider ugly She's plain looking facially kinda like the girl next door. But her body more than makes up for what she lacks in looks. I've had a good time with her both times I've seen her. She's part of my regular rotation.

My sources didn't say she was ugly just wasn't that great.

[Luvtufreek]

Yea that's right it is Swansea that's why I don't visit houses if your ass get shot in a house guess what they going to say? He was burglar and I don't know him. I head her face isn't that great.

She's not a 10 to be sure but she's not what I consider ugly She's plain looking facially kinda like the girl next door. But her body more than makes up for what she lacks in looks. I've had a good time with her both times I've seen her. She's part of my regular rotation.

[Five Starrs]

Anybody know if any escorts are in blythewood, sc northeast.

I forgot the name of the street which I couldn't post here but if it's in a trailer multiple girls work out of that trailer and its owned by a some dude. They have cameras inside which you will see by the door. Some have posted being robbed there I probably wouldn't visit again even though I had no issues.

[Terminator 361]

Damn! I missed spotting any marks thanks for the warning. I'll take her off my "to do again" list.

Anybody know if any escorts are in blythewood, sc northeast.

[Rushrgt]

Had the pleasure of seeing Emma and I must say the one hour session was enticing! She has a sweet disposition, very articulate and is totally GFE. Prepare for a bit of a ride to see her however. She lives outside Columbia in Gaston! But don't let that stop you. Becaue the fun starts the minute you arrive! Check out her website for more info: http://emmabankscarolinas.********.nl/p/blog-page.html.

How would you describe Ms. Banks' body? I understand that a few years ago she was grossly overweight and then lost a considerable about of weight. A quick weight loss does not usually result in a well toned or hard body, so just how much, if any, flab does she now have?

[Five Starrs]

I saw her in Swansea not at the Gaston location. Haven't seen her in awhile. Skills seem to be getting better. Not GFE. She has a great body and seems to be maintaining it well. Wish she had a better location. Frequently, she is not forthcoming with information on whether friends or family may be in the house. That may not bother others, but is problematic for me. Although I have not had a problem with anybody, it just doesn't feel right. Debating whether or not I will drive there again.

Yea that's right it is Swansea that's why I don't visit houses if your ass get shot in a house guess what they going to say? He was burglar and I don't know him. I head her face isn't that great.

[Five Starrs]

I saw her in Swansea not at the Gaston location. Haven't seen her in awhile. Skills seem to be getting better. Not GFE. She has a great body and seems to be maintaining it well. Wish she had a better location. Frequently, she is not forthcoming with information on whether friends or family may be in the house. That may not bother others, but is problematic for me. Although I have not had a problem with anybody, it just doesn't feel right. Debating whether or not I will drive there again.

Yea that's right it is Swansea that's why I don't visit houses if your ass get shot in a house guess what they going to say? He was burglar and I don't know him. I head her face isn't that great.