Massage Parlor Reports

**FrankyCando** · 01-26-17 22:24

I'm in my low 50's and what you guys call grannies would surprise you.

Besides I'm looking for mpg. The young ones make me squirt to fast I have to close my eyes and try to forget what they look like, older ones I can get better mpg LOL even on a handshake or FS.
yep you can have your turbo fast sleek looking little cars with the coffee can mufflers but I will take an older caddy/lincoln any day , I like getting to the red light a little later ahhahaahh cruising

**FrankyCando** · 01-26-17 22:10

Originally Posted by DaveDewers [View Original Post]

Does anyone go to the place on Irving near Austin? Nothing recent on the forum. It's convenient, and I don't have a huge budget.

Been there months ago and not even a handshake, have had a few buddies tell me the same.

Better off at the one on Gunnison by far. And not far from that one.

**StanleyStankas** · 01-26-17 16:22

Originally Posted by Hotwad [View Original Post]

You are mostly right when it comes to age. Older women have a lot more experience and can please a man in ways younger women are just discovering or haven't learned yet, especially oral. The only problem is when they get naked you have two buckets of ass to deal with, a vagina the size of a sugar bowl, their breasts are somewhere under her armpit near her waist, and her stomach looks like a road map of New Jersey. I am 72 and still hitting it once a week so enjoy younger women while you can. Older women do understand more when you go limp and automatically go oral to get it back.

Agree agree! I can get old broads for free at the local grocery store! They love me! Now if the young girls (over 18 I am sure, I checked) that check out the customers would give me a minute or two to lay on my charms I am in, but no. I ain't payin for granny or don't even want that for free! Sorry. Imo.

**Booey230** · 01-26-17 16:09

Has anyone partaken with this service? It's right around the corner for me and I'd like to give a mp a shot since I usually stick to other means.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...ction/49554907

**ApplePiePussy** · 01-26-17 15:35

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

When a K or C girl comes to the states, they usually go to NY or LA first. Why? Because that is where their friends are. Once they get settled down, they might go work elsewhere, but they still go back to NY or LA to live. If you are a K girl, would you rather live in LA where the weather is nicer and where your friends are or live in Chicago where the winter sucks and you don't know anyone?

I am in my early 40's, maybe it's the midlife crisis, but lately I have been craving young hotties. The indy girl scene in Chicago sucks. I mostly save my money and wait for work trip now. Take Dallas as example. Here are two 19 yr old girls in Dallas who charge 300 or less. One of them is BBFS friendly. There is no better feeling than giving a 19 yr old girl a nice creampie.

https://www.preferred411.com/P240052

http://m.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=379399

Now here's a guy who speaks my language. As you said, the east coast and LA are the preferred destinations. Texas is also up there because of the weather. That goes for the Euro's as well. There are ton of attractive young Euro girls working on the east coast and florida. There are occasional gems to be found here but they are rare and usually don't last long.

**OF Charlie** · 01-26-17 13:11

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

I'm glad for the fellas who are older and are happy with the grandmas but for us younger guys the grandmas just don't cut it. I mean besides the massage, and the ending, what you are paying for is to walk away feeling good. When I go to the parlor and it's a girl in her 20's, I immediately feel excited about the session, regardless if there is HE or not. It just feels good to converse and enjoy an intimate hour with somebody that age who is still excited about life and exploring the world. The best conversations always come from the younger ones, who just have more energy about them, and it translates to a better massage. It takes a bit more effort with them. You can't just walk in and demand things. But if you bring your A game, you are almost always rewarded with a memorable experience, and you walk away from the session with a glow that lasts for a couple days. You just feel better about life. When it's an older woman, I almost always regret having gone through with it. Outside of maybe a handful of experiences that were truly awesome, the overwhelming amount of times it's just been a boring disappointment. I will say though, that two or three sessions I've had with a couple older ones rank in my top 10 sessions overall, but they are very rare. One older lady was an expert with her edging technique. I had never had it before and it was one of the best finishes I've had in a parlor. Also, I did a four hand a couple times with two older ladies who just knew how to work off each other and it was a very good time. But aside from those, it's generally just a mechanical session from these older women who have shown absolutely no interest in learning the language, or straying from the script. Of course, there are bad sessions with younger ones as well, as they seem to always be the ones who negotiate rudely during the session, but even then you at least have a young body to look at.

Ideally you would have a wide variety of both to satisfy everyone in this city, but that's proving not to be the case anymore. The young ones are getting rarer and rarer to find, and the ones that are here are putting less and less effort into their sessions. The market is imbalanced and needs a fresh infusion of talent.

When a K or C girl comes to the states, they usually go to NY or LA first. Why? Because that is where their friends are. Once they get settled down, they might go work elsewhere, but they still go back to NY or LA to live. If you are a K girl, would you rather live in LA where the weather is nicer and where your friends are or live in Chicago where the winter sucks and you don't know anyone?

I am in my early 40's, maybe it's the midlife crisis, but lately I have been craving young hotties. The indy girl scene in Chicago sucks. I mostly save my money and wait for work trip now. Take Dallas as example. Here are two 19 yr old girls in Dallas who charge 300 or less. One of them is BBFS friendly. There is no better feeling than giving a 19 yr old girl a nice creampie.

https://www.preferred411.com/P240052

http://m.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=379399

**Rudy1234** · 01-26-17 12:17

Oki doki.

Emily-decent face, ok body, was probably 30 years old.

Massage- paid 1 hr, and asked for the table shower after the massage but ended up getting about 50 minutes total. Massage seemed pretty rushed but she seemed enthusiastic at least, didn't seem like she was trying to just get me in and out if that makes sense. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted, I asked what's available, she said BJ for 1. 20. I laughed and said no thanks. She asked what I could give her for a standard finish and I said. 4. She agreed and I asked for her to take her top and pants off. She did and finished me in some panties.

Price-. 70 for massage, tip. 4, would probably not repeat due to below average massage.

Princess on milwaukee.

Linda-really short, decently cute, probably in her 20's.

Massage- what I guess is a thai massage which was really good, worked my back and legs really well, massage included a bunch of stretches that felt pretty good. I thought during the stretches the towel would move and I'd get to see how she would react but she made sure to always keep me covered. No extras and I didn't push it.

Price-. 70 for massage, tip. 20 for a massage I actually enjoyed, would repeat if I actually wanted just a massage.

Princess on belmont.

Maggie- thin, decent body, face average, probably in her 30's maybe 40's.

Massage- great massage, and basically a whole hour of teasing. She allows me to roam and also allowed me to remove her clothes but YMMV. Standard finish but have never tried to get anything else in my short career thus far. No table shower but they have a pretty big shower in the back.

Price-. 7 for massage, tip. 4, definitely repeat.

Hwellness.

Candy- ok face, busty, probably 40's.

Massage- table shower is very thorough, not shy with the boys, average massage, with some teasing. Allows me to pull her tits out and roam, haven't tried to get her clothes off. As always YMMV. Standard finish and continued to massage my scalp, neck, and feet after the finish.

Price- I think. 6 for massage and table shower is. 1 extra.

Iv searched for starlight in pilsen and read that it has closed, anybody know if those women went anywhere else? Any other place like that in pilsen? Iv been looking for latina providers but haven't had any luck (besides samantha at oki doki who is no longer there). I know I could try craigslist or backpage but I would prefer to try a massage parlor that had latinas there or some place in pilsen / archer with a latina provider.

**Deep Subman** · 01-26-17 12:06

Gentlemen, I know there are a number of spas in Kankakee but only one offering table shower. If anyone here knows if FS is availbale at any of the spas please PM with the details, in return, I will share a Kankakee experience.

Thanks in advance.

**DMichaels69** · 01-26-17 11:13

This place is always busy which is one of the reasons I don't like it. The last two times I went I got 2 duds so I'm not in a hurry to go back soon. I think Joanne took my house fee the last time so if I do go back I'm asking for her.

Originally Posted by DonTheMon [View Original Post]

Has anyone had any good sessions at pine tree in willowbrook. I know they were cloaed last summer but have reopened. Have noticed many customers entering the place lately. Just curious if it would be worth it to stop there. Not sure how much the cost is and not sure if they have a full menu? Would appreciate some info. And feel free to pm If you want.

**DonTheMon** · 01-26-17 11:02

Has anyone had any good sessions at pine tree in willowbrook. I know they were cloaed last summer but have reopened. Have noticed many customers entering the place lately. Just curious if it would be worth it to stop there. Not sure how much the cost is and not sure if they have a full menu? Would appreciate some info. And feel free to pm If you want.

**ApplePiePussy** · 01-26-17 03:49

I'm glad for the fellas who are older and are happy with the grandmas but for us younger guys the grandmas just don't cut it. I mean besides the massage, and the ending, what you are paying for is to walk away feeling good. When I go to the parlor and it's a girl in her 20's, I immediately feel excited about the session, regardless if there is HE or not. It just feels good to converse and enjoy an intimate hour with somebody that age who is still excited about life and exploring the world. The best conversations always come from the younger ones, who just have more energy about them, and it translates to a better massage. It takes a bit more effort with them. You can't just walk in and demand things. But if you bring your A game, you are almost always rewarded with a memorable experience, and you walk away from the session with a glow that lasts for a couple days. You just feel better about life. When it's an older woman, I almost always regret having gone through with it. Outside of maybe a handful of experiences that were truly awesome, the overwhelming amount of times it's just been a boring disappointment. I will say though, that two or three sessions I've had with a couple older ones rank in my top 10 sessions overall, but they are very rare. One older lady was an expert with her edging technique. I had never had it before and it was one of the best finishes I've had in a parlor. Also, I did a four hand a couple times with two older ladies who just knew how to work off each other and it was a very good time. But aside from those, it's generally just a mechanical session from these older women who have shown absolutely no interest in learning the language, or straying from the script. Of course, there are bad sessions with younger ones as well, as they seem to always be the ones who negotiate rudely during the session, but even then you at least have a young body to look at.

Ideally you would have a wide variety of both to satisfy everyone in this city, but that's proving not to be the case anymore. The young ones are getting rarer and rarer to find, and the ones that are here are putting less and less effort into their sessions. The market is imbalanced and needs a fresh infusion of talent.

**Bob521** · 01-26-17 01:54

I guess if I was 30 I would might feel differently. I'm in love with two grandmas. One, my American wife, is my age, (64) and the other is more than twenty years younger and is my Chinese wife. I'm super lucky (about 4 times per week). So first of all, the term grandma means nothing. Both women exercise every day and are very fit and beautiful. Aside from the bedroom "skills", more important to me is they are more mature and interesting. That is to say I simply enjoy their company and talking to them. So when you "click" with a person, the extension to lovemaking is much more complete.

So, I disagree with the physical characterization. That's too broad a brush. I will agree I would have no interest in a person like you described. But that description is not really true of all "grandmas".

Originally Posted by Hotwad [View Original Post]

You are mostly right when it comes to age. Older women have a lot more experience and can please a man in ways younger women are just discovering or haven't learned yet, especially oral. The only problem is when they get naked you have two buckets of ass to deal with, a vagina the size of a sugar bowl, their breasts are somewhere under her armpit near her waist, and her stomach looks like a road map of New Jersey. I am 72 and still hitting it once a week so enjoy younger women while you can. Older women do understand more when you go limp and automatically go oral to get it back.

**Hotwad** · 01-26-17 00:07

Originally Posted by Confucius [View Original Post]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

You are mostly right when it comes to age. Older women have a lot more experience and can please a man in ways younger women are just discovering or haven't learned yet, especially oral. The only problem is when they get naked you have two buckets of ass to deal with, a vagina the size of a sugar bowl, their breasts are somewhere under her armpit near her waist, and her stomach looks like a road map of New Jersey. I am 72 and still hitting it once a week so enjoy younger women while you can. Older women do understand more when you go limp and automatically go oral to get it back.

**Crikiter** · 01-25-17 23:13

Originally Posted by DaveDewers [View Original Post]

Does anyone go to the place on Irving near Austin? Nothing recent on the forum. It's convenient, and I don't have a huge budget.

Went there two times about a couple years ago. Struck out both times. Nice younger girl Ada I think. No idea if she is still there.

**NewManL** · 01-25-17 19:56

Originally Posted by Confucius [View Original Post]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

I agree. I love older women. I also am less nervous about the idea of an older woman massaging me with potential extras than a girl around my age.