Massage Parlor Reports

[NewManL]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

I agree. I love older women. I also am less nervous about the idea of an older woman massaging me with potential extras than a girl around my age.

[Magooski]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

Confusious speaks the truth. I enjoy the occasional GFE and turning them on! I can make them feel like a teenager and get more mileage! They need loving too!

[SpaGuy21]

Popped into that new place on Armitage, just west of Halsted. They've been advertising on CL only so far. Call 1st and it's a papasan who answers. Ad plainly states cash only so I knew I already had an out if I didn't like what I saw. Show up, walk up the shady little cut behind the building that is the NW corner of Armitage and Halsted. As if that's not shady enough, being at night, there was a light above the little cut that kept flickering, almost like a strobe light, that surely darws aattention to anyone passing by. Thank goodness the entrance is unlocked, could only imagine standing and waiting for someone to answer with all the shadiness involved. So, I walk in and a Chinese lady pops her head from a landing at the top of 2 flights of stairs and right away think nope. She comes down the stairs and another Chinese lady pops her head out and I'm like, double-nope. So I start negotiating my retreat, "checking prices" and "what hours" BS. She barely speaks a lick so she's like "come, come" IP the stairs to check they're prices printed on a placard. Eventually, knowning the ad states "cash only", I say "credit card. " They barely understood what I was saying so I made the shape of a card with my hands then a swiping motion and they're like 'oooh. No no no, cashy. " That was my cue and I was out. Long story short, I will not be visiting in the future. If I had to rate / decscribe the MTs I'd say MT #1 was 45-50 and a 3. 5/10. MT #2 was 50-55 ish and a 2/10. My recommendation, avoid.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5974875554.html

[Dave Dewers]

Does anyone go to the place on Irving near Austin? Nothing recent on the forum. It's convenient, and I don't have a huge budget.

[MikeyGaGa1]

This is a shame. Based on some earlier reports I was about to check it out. Its getting chilly out there.

I highly doubt Hadit is legit. Probably just trying to stay UTR. I think she either confused me with Uncle LEO or she was just not comfortable w me. It make no sense. She has 2 other girls.

Working out of some dumpy apartment, she dresses like a **** showing her tits off and offers no extras? What's more, he massage is awful. Who would go? No skills at all!!

The only way this girl could be in business is if she is offering extras. I didn't get any but I have read reports of other mongers having success. I thinks he must be just very careful w new clients. She asked me 3 times if I had been there before. *****, did you her me. I told you it was my first time. LOL She does have a nice rack though and a.

Cute face (a little wide in the beam) but not worth the price of admission though.

[Confucius]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

[JohnRambo2016]

Dude, she's legit. However, I agree that they should be dressing get more appropriately if they are legit.

This is a shame. Based on some earlier reports I was about to check it out. Its getting chilly out there.

[Walker333]

... They will ask if you've been there before.

If there is no strict, vigilant, Big Brother type mms, I always smile and say "yes, long time ago" and with a different mt.

[Not Dead Yet]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

Only you can decide how long you want to wait to get involved with this stuff. Those of us who do, find that it is (usually!) worth all the time, effort, money and frustration to play the game. There are other sites that are easier to use, and even have maps for locating. They also have a lot of fiction writers making "reviews", some of which may be acurate.

But this site is the best by far for accurate info, if you do your due diligence, meaning RTFF. Go back in time to get an idea about some of those who post frequently, and decide who you want to believe. I am over 70 and started doing this stuff almost 50 years ago, but am very new here. I spent the better part of two whole days reading before I made my first post.

Even more important than reading about who does what, under what circumstances, and for how much, is the advice on how to handle yourself, and the ladies. Your attitude toward them is the biggest single factor in how frequently, and how well, you get what you like. As noted, when you are very young, it may be a little more difficult to get into some places, but I've found that being polite and respectful can go a long way. Try to act confident, but not arrogant. "Fake it 'til you make it" isn't easy for some of us, but it does get easier as you get better at it.

I'd suggest you first search for the responders to your post; one in particular has a really good approach to doing this: go with the intent of having a very good massage and getting to know a little about the ladies (without being overly nosey) and anything more you experience is a bonus. He has the most excellent thoughts about how to get the most out of this site and the ladies.

[Jadedone]

Hello,

I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

When I think "grandmas" I think someone around 60.

[Magooski]

Yes. Grandmas are generally older and over 50.

But don't discount all the older MTs, there some GILF's out there!

[Lebruno]

Yes. Grandmas are generally older and over 50.

Hello,
I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

[Bob521]

I'm 64, so most MTs are young in my book (LOL). I suggest you go with a plan. Read the forum, maybe a month worth of posts. Decide if you prefer Korean or Chinese. Decide what your objective is, and for God sake, come prepared for anything. Extra cash, covers, etc. There's a fair number of posts on the subject. I favor Chinese as the massage is often better. Less likely to have a mamasan prescreening clients. But you might have more language issues. So pick your poison. I expect you will face some interrogation when you arrive. So prepare a few answers to questions. They will ask if you've been there before. Go to a shop with competition. Example as you walk into Shop A, she asks if your been there. You say "No I used to go to Shop B, but (pick a reason to switch shops, such as short massage, or not friendly, etc.) DO enough research on Shop B so that you answers are valid. Be friendly, and don't be surprised or upset if you get a legit massage. They might be suspicious. Don't specifically ask for anything and definitely don't offer cash in exchange for anything. My suggestion is relax and enjoy. It might take a return trip to get extras. With this in mind, get their name, Wechat I'd or phone number. IF you like the woman see her again. I know that quite a few young Chinese women are looking for young American guys as boyfriends, (not necessarily marriage). I have been asked to make introductions more than a few times. Other members can give good suggestions of places, since I have not been going to AMPs (other than my own (legit) place). My information is out of date. After you go, report on what happened. Members will be happy to give you additional pointers.

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

[Magooski]

I think it was on this forum that a young monger your age got carded at an AMP. They ended up not letting him in but I don't think that happens very often.

My guess is they wanted to make sure over 18. Maybe they had youngsters being funny or disrespectful prior to your visit. I think the number 1 rule of mongering is to always be respectful and polite. I hate it when I'm the next customer following a douche canoe! That's way worse than a douche bag!

[DMichaels69]

I think it was on this forum that a young monger your age got carded at an AMP. They ended up not letting him in but I don't think that happens very often.

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.