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[T Frost]

I will be back in town and wanted to get some insight on a few ladies and maybe some suggestions. I know Mandy is great and I did not get a hold of her last time. I been through the forum and was looking for any recent info on Molly or Ashley. I think Ashley is related to another provider. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

[Tp1701]

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Fe...-milf/37131154

I contacted her for her rates. She said 100 BBBJ, 120 qv and 160 FS. Too rich for my blood.

[CanJockey]

I think I'm a glutton for punishment. Or an eternal optimist hoping that I'm going to find that amazing diamond in the rough!

In this case I just found rough. The pics are real, it's her and the body is nice. She is staying at a friends apartment (the apartment is a tiny room with a kitchen / bathroom) couldn't be more than 200 SF total. The room / apartment was filled with smoke and pretty gross. She offered GFE including BBFS when I got there I just took the lame massage and bailed. Probably could have stayed the hour but it was a sketchy place, it wasn't hers and the room / apartment was right next to the exterior door and there was a lot of traffic. I would avoid.

http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/Fema...e-daze/6431800

http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/Adul...-night/6364990

Had my eye on her and spoke to her about a date. Sorry for your trouble MattBr, but thanks, CJ.

[T Frost]

I will be coming back around the way and was looking for suggestion on providers to meet up with. I have several in mind and been through the forum and would appreciate a fellow mongers stack rank. If any of the girls offer trips to Greece an * next to their name would be appreciated. I had my eyes on the fabulous Mandy, Ashley related to NJ, Allie, Molly, Amelia or any WSW who also do incalls. If you fellow mongers have other suggestions would love to hear from you.

[Prometheus77]

Girl who is absolutely adorable is back on the scene. Used to go by Lilly. A lot of posts about her back in January. Here's new link - http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/Fema...t-hour/6431978.

Got her to send selfie so it's def her.

Trev.

Yeah, can also confirm it's definitely her. She's a real cutie, and a nice girl. Very reasonable rates too, considering her looks.

[MilfsOnly]

Saw her in Aug. Or Sept off of Cass. Ave nice little condo. She just didn't do it for me for some reason.

Thanks for posting! Not sure how I missed her! Blonde MILF my fav! I think will be giving myself an early Christmas gift.

[LBrad52]

Met this woman recently. Posts in the Mass section as being in Franklin, but is actually in Woony. You could call her UTR, but a UTR backpage advertiser seems like an oxy-moron. She's at least low volume.

The good:

- Clean, safe place.

- Pics are her, but add about 50 lbs.

- She's sober, passionate and appears to really get into it.

- Seems to be few limits. BBBJ and other play, but a cover is required for penetration.

- Awesome tits!

The bad:

- Really just one. As I said, she's bigger than the photos or just hides it well. Firm, not flabby. If you don't mind some extra cushion, go for it.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Fe...-milf/37131154

Saw her in Aug. Or Sept off of Cass. Ave nice little condo. She just didn't do it for me for some reason.

[Dear Diary]

Swiped this from another site. Made me laugh.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Italian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = A convoluted formula involving leap years and the square root of pi. One must generally add a few years, but there are some exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Mid 30's = 40 something.

39 = 50 something.

Other frequently used terms:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay to Oakland.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB (Rip Off *****) for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB (Rip Off *****) for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large".

[Twisted1]

Met this woman recently. Posts in the Mass section as being in Franklin, but is actually in Woony. You could call her UTR, but a UTR backpage advertiser seems like an oxy-moron. She's at least low volume.

The good:

- Clean, safe place.

- Pics are her, but add about 50 lbs.

- She's sober, passionate and appears to really get into it.

- Seems to be few limits. BBBJ and other play, but a cover is required for penetration.

- Awesome tits!

The bad:

- Really just one. As I said, she's bigger than the photos or just hides it well. Firm, not flabby. If you don't mind some extra cushion, go for it.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Fe...-milf/37131154

[PartTimePlayer]

http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/Fema...n-outs/6437223

It appears she has moved her business to Woonsocket now. Guess she filled her quota of scamming in Providence. Very poor service and don't feel it's worth the money. Plus in about an hour or two the price will go down to 60. Have had other people contact me saying they had similar experiences with her. I even read a post on CLCE that someone got robbed by her.

[Paul8170]

Thanks Dick. I had my eye on her and spoke with her a couple of weeks ago. I was looking to visit her this week. Glad to see your post! PM me with details if you want.

My thanks too Dick. I was planning on contacting her when I return this weekend. Owe you one.

[Member #6888]

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...5-0200/3094171


Saw Pamela a couple of days ago. In my opinion she is a waste of time. Rushed in and out because family was apparently in the basement. Didn't even pretend to enjoy what she was doing. She's also looking pretty rough these days.

I agree, Saw her 3 weeks ago in Woony near CVS mansion and had the same experience, Rushed no touch and members in the basement. Was really in a hurry said she had a 250 $ coming over in 10 min. Really lucky him. Won't repeat.

[Member #5477]

http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/b-ε-a-you-I-f-you-l-k1 nki-soomuchfun /4188138.

I thought based on age and her pics that this could be a good thing. Trust me when I say the life style has taken a toll on her and her services are horrible. Best advise I can give you is stay away.

Dick.

Thanks Dick. I had my eye on her and spoke with her a couple of weeks ago. I was looking to visit her this week. Glad to see your post! PM me with details if you want.

[Dick Pischardo]

http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/b-ε-a-you-I-f-you-l-k1 nki-soomuchfun /4188138.

I thought based on age and her pics that this could be a good thing. Trust me when I say the life style has taken a toll on her and her services are horrible. Best advise I can give you is stay away.

Dick.

[Steve2319]

I texted her earlier today wondering the same thing.

She responded saying she's still available.

Does she have a new number? The digits I have are *8892.