Massage Parlor Reports

[SteamTrain98]

It's common. They use it because it's cheap. Just lean back and enjoy.

I saw an escort once that pulled the same thing. Had covers for FS, but offered a stripper slide as an option. I agreed, at which point she pulled out a costco sized roll of saran wrap and tore off about 2' of it. She held it in place between her kitty and my cock with one hand in the front and the other in the back. No lube, so it was not the most pleasant of experiences. WHen I asked if we could either get some lube or ditch the saran wrap and just do the SS with a cover (as to make a smooth transition to FS when the time was right), she looked dumbfounded and gave some explanation that covers can roll off during an SS. I get the part about covers coming off during that sort of act, but the lube thing was a viable option since she used plenty when we did go FS. Seriously, if I wanted the same sensation I got from her saran wrap stripper slide, I could have wrapped my pillow in plastic and humped it. I couldn't even fathom why a (well-respected, mind you) provider would offer such a strange service.

Bottom line, in my book, any provider who offers saran wrap as a protective device is not one worth seeing.

[Walker333]

It's common. They use it because it's cheap. Just lean back and enjoy.

Long time ago the provider at Yun used the wrap BJ+FS because I forgot my wrap, but after we finished, she suggested that I'd bring the cover next time.

[Randolph]

It's common. They use it because it's cheap. Just lean back and enjoy.

I remember one time I was seeing a woman up on north Lincoln. We are in one of those dirtbag hourly places. We are getting hot and heavy and she says I don't have any condoms. Ok, me neither.

So she says I will just blow you instead. Problem was she was a lousy BJ.

After a while she says oh I have an idea. She goes to the bathroom and comes back with one of those plastic cups sealed in plastic. She takes out the cup and puts the wrapper on me and tries to climb on.

If you think saran feels weird I suggest you do NOT try this at home.

Needless to say I opted to go back to the bad blow job.

Randolph.

[InAGaddaDaVida]

Went and stopped by today. Quiet day. Asked for Yoyo- a 40's, MILF, good body, natural tits, maybe a 7. Read good things about her. Opted for hhr, weak massage, then flip. Gave her menu. Opted for #2. She does not go full.

She undressed made me play with her top and bottom. One weird thing was she took a plastic saran wrap and wrapped my dick with it. 1st time getting a BJ with saran LOL it felt weird. She did play and licked the boys, but I let her take off the wrap and finished Russian.

Has any of you tried saran wrap BJ? Just weird. It almost felt like a condom, just probably because she had it all soaked with her saliva.

It's common. They use it because it's cheap. Just lean back and enjoy.

[Fronzilla11]

I'm assuming south based on your post but I'd like to confirm.

Pm location? Appreciate it!

[CougarBait]

I'm assuming south based on your post but I'd like to confirm.

I'm only familiar with 22 & mich.

She told me she normally has Wednesday and Sunday off. She worked yesterday because another girl was out.

[Member #5906]

Just left Relax. Saw was a girl who I think was new, Kelly. She's the 4th provider I've seen there and by far the best. There are two older women (mid 30's maybe) who are normally there and look sort of similar. One I like a lot, the other not as much. I was greeted by the one I don't like as much so I was a bit disappointed. But while I was using the restroom another guy showed up. She gets me in my room, leaves, comes back, tells me 5 min. So I figured the other girl who I usually see is finishing up with someone and then coming to me.

Door opens, I turn my head to see who I've got, and she's brand new to me. Probably 5'7, 125,34 B / C. Really cute in a little flowy black dress and I'm pumped.

Then the massage starts and it is fantastic. Best massage I've had at an AMP. That's not saying much since most of them aren't there to give high quality massages. Once she's done with my shoulders and upper back I reach around behind her (she's by my head) and start rubbing her legs and ass, which are just phenomenal.

She moves on to the legs and starts the teasing.

Then the flip and negotiation. She wants. 6 for standard, $ for BJ, and $ . 4 for FS. I opt for BBBJ. No CIM but COT is OK. She strips down and fuck I love that body. Just my type, and a little bit of an Asian Bush. FIV was allowed. Didn't try for DATY but plan to next time. Finished with her kneeling and me standing to COT.

I'm assuming south based on your post but I'd like to confirm.

[Stlpilot]

Saw the ad, the pics looked good and the text in the add was just bad enough English to seem like maybe there was fun to be had. Here's the link http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/5⃣-angel-spa-new-open-free-table-shower-parking-best-massage-in-chicago-area /39987383.

Got there around 8, paid the house and met Nina. Not one of the girls in the pictures (are they ever) but she was cute bubbly and friendly. Started shoulders and back and gave me an opportunity to rub some very warm smooth legs. No complaints while I rubbed, and as I moved my hands higher got a giggle and a smack on the butt. But she didn't stop! About 20 minutes into the backside, got a few teasers between the legs and thighs, with some lingering finger tips to the boys. Moaned my approval and she continued. Did the flip, got a smile and great head, neck, and face massage. She worked south and out of reach, not much opportunity for exploration on my part, but a solid effort by Nina and I left happy. I'd go back next time I'm in town.

Be safe gents!

[CougarBait]

Just left Relax. Saw was a girl who I think was new, Kelly. She's the 4th provider I've seen there and by far the best. There are two older women (mid 30's maybe) who are normally there and look sort of similar. One I like a lot, the other not as much. I was greeted by the one I don't like as much so I was a bit disappointed. But while I was using the restroom another guy showed up. She gets me in my room, leaves, comes back, tells me 5 min. So I figured the other girl who I usually see is finishing up with someone and then coming to me.

Door opens, I turn my head to see who I've got, and she's brand new to me. Probably 5'7, 125,34 B / C. Really cute in a little flowy black dress and I'm pumped.

Then the massage starts and it is fantastic. Best massage I've had at an AMP. That's not saying much since most of them aren't there to give high quality massages. Once she's done with my shoulders and upper back I reach around behind her (she's by my head) and start rubbing her legs and ass, which are just phenomenal.

She moves on to the legs and starts the teasing.

Then the flip and negotiation. She wants. 6 for standard, $ for BJ, and $ . 4 for FS. I opt for BBBJ. No CIM but COT is OK. She strips down and fuck I love that body. Just my type, and a little bit of an Asian Bush. FIV was allowed. Didn't try for DATY but plan to next time. Finished with her kneeling and me standing to COT.

[Viriato]

On their website it specifically states you can't ask the staff for anything of a sexual nature. 99 dollars for a table shower seems a bit expensive to me. If the girl could shower with you then the 99 dollars would be well worth it. I may try it since I live by Wrigley Field.

That doesn't necessarily mean much. I've been to a few places that explicitly say not to proposition masseuses, they don't offer sex, etc, only to have them turn around and offer me a HE anyway. I don't think that places that provide extras necessarily say they do, for obvious reasons. That being said, I looked into Masaj a while back because I heard they had a pregnant girl and couldn't find much. $99 is a lot to pay for a massage with no extras, but everything about them looks legit and despite claims they offer extras, I couldn't find a review anywhere. My guess is at best its a YMMV type place, if that, but I'm not going to spend the time and money to investigate. You'd probably have to put in multiple visits before getting extras if they're even on the table. Anyone with different info feel free to enlighten me if I'm wrong.

[FrankyCando]

Has anyone checked out the new place on Western north of North Ave?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5896318625.html

Have walked by a few timesl, land haven't seen anyone in there, so curious as to how it is.

Any info would be greatly appreciated, since it's close to home.

I visited more than a month ago started out fine.paid for the hour then a huge upsell 25 minutes into it and then sour puss face when I told her just massage and then she left out the door and never came back into room I waited another 25 minutes and got dressed and left ...no tip nothing while she held the front door open for me ....I showed her my roll of cash ,seemed she cussed at me lol and I told her she has bad attitude for business and would not last long bcs she wouldn't get return customers.....

also note : the alley right there lots of druggies hang out there

[Ron M]

This was discussed over the summer at some length. Search the forum for "Turkish", it may have been in the Backpage or Craigslist thread though.

But to sum it up, some people claimed basic extras were available. However when I tried it there was no hint of extras. Despite my complete exposure and minimally suggestive overtures, there was no tease to speak of and definitely no HE. Of course YMMV.

Thanks Henry for confirming what I thought. I'll avoid going here.

[HenrySmall]

This was discussed over the summer at some length. Search the forum for "Turkish", it may have been in the Backpage or Craigslist thread though.

But to sum it up, some people claimed basic extras were available. However when I tried it there was no hint of extras. Despite my complete exposure and minimally suggestive overtures, there was no tease to speak of and definitely no HE. Of course YMMV.

On their website it specifically states you can't ask the staff for anything of a sexual nature. 99 dollars for a table shower seems a bit expensive to me. If the girl could shower with you then the 99 dollars would be well worth it. I may try it since I live by Wrigley Field.

[Chitownbjg]

Has anyone checked out the new place on Western north of North Ave?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5896318625.html

Have walked by a few timesl, land haven't seen anyone in there, so curious as to how it is.

Any info would be greatly appreciated, since it's close to home.

[Avg Joe]

QUOTE=ChgoJJ;3155270]I remember Roni and her little second floor place!!

Me too. Got to be good friends with her too. Fun lady.

Also got to be close friends with several other ladies there.

Also had the place over on Michigan Av.

Tina worked there. Very nice.

Wonder what ever happened to her??

Roni is retired from the business, living out of the country and has a legit job. I believe Tina is retired as well.

If you know, PM me.

Thanks, Barney.

Roni is retired from the business, living in another country and has a legit job. Tina I believe retired as well.