Massage Parlor Reports

**Any Mouse** · 09-12-16 22:16

Originally Posted by Sonata04 [View Original Post]

Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?

1. Get in your car. (No problem. Right?

2. Drive aimlessly until you see a big sign "We F--k anybody here".

3. Go inside.

4. Get Ashes hauled.

5. Pay too much.

6. Return here.

7. Report.

8. Have a nice day!

**Sonata04** · 09-12-16 15:27

Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?

**Serpico99** · 09-11-16 16:01

Stopped by an establishment located on "upper Paris" in Chantilly (facing the road). Had Suzi again although I really wanted to try out Cindy. I think she is cuter than Suzi. I haven't seen Sarah there so not sure if she is still with this establishment. Overall great time, the massage itself is worth it. Above noVA. No TS but self serve stand-up shower which is the only minus but if you can look past that, I think this place it worth it. You actually get a great massage and almost your full hour.

**Sjoh842** · 09-11-16 01:30

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

I know you don't think you look underage but your experience at different AMPs would seem to indicate differently. It's important to remember that AMPs have special concerns because they're operating in public view. The last thing they want is to get a visit from LE or some licensing authority and have them find an underage client on the premises. I'm not a lawyer so I don't know the legalities involved but I think it's understandable that they would want to avoid that situation.

That being said, anything you can do to look or seem older might be helpful. Facial hair (if you don't already have) or wearing a suit or sportcoat are just a few things that come to mind. It's also possible that, given your past experiences, you're a little unsure of yourself which might trigger the MMS radar. Another thought is that it might help if you visit at a slow time and when it's less likely for LE to be active, such as on a Sunday morning or afternoon. And it may help if you do some research beforehand and call to make an appt with a specific girl, which might make you appear to be an established client.

And, even if AMPs are proving difficult for you, there are plenty of indies where you shouldn't have any problem. Good luck and don't forget to post on the board about your experiences.

I will try it. I usually shave but now that's fall coming I guess I wouldn't mind the beard. I usually stick with agencies around the area since easier to work with and I don't have any problems.

**Roamin Roman** · 09-10-16 14:59

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

Just curious, there are AMPs in PG that would be closer to Springfield, such as in Clinton or Ft Washington. Are these also FS? Seems like I've seen reports on Golden Wellness.

If you check the PG County boards, you'll find some reports indicating that the AMPs in Clinton and Ft. Washington offer FS. I've never been to either of those locations, so I can't personally confirm this point, though. However, I wouldn't be surprised if the AMPs in those places were, in fact, FS. After all, both locations are a bit out of the way, and most mongers wouldn't want to drive all that distance just to get a HJ finish.

**JmSuttr** · 09-10-16 11:17

Originally Posted by Sjoh842 [View Original Post]

Hey guys!

So quick question, I been hobbying for a year and half now and not bad! I been enjoying myself. However I'm around 20 almost 21 now and still been rejected by AMP's I visited so I just stopped trying and its kind of sucks. I had one tell me come back when you older. Now I don't look like a kid but all I'm asking for is does anyone know an AMP that is alright with younger guys.

Thanks.

I know you don't think you look underage but your experience at different AMPs would seem to indicate differently. It's important to remember that AMPs have special concerns because they're operating in public view. The last thing they want is to get a visit from LE or some licensing authority and have them find an underage client on the premises. I'm not a lawyer so I don't know the legalities involved but I think it's understandable that they would want to avoid that situation.

That being said, anything you can do to look or seem older might be helpful. Facial hair (if you don't already have) or wearing a suit or sportcoat are just a few things that come to mind. It's also possible that, given your past experiences, you're a little unsure of yourself which might trigger the MMS radar. Another thought is that it might help if you visit at a slow time and when it's less likely for LE to be active, such as on a Sunday morning or afternoon. And it may help if you do some research beforehand and call to make an appt with a specific girl, which might make you appear to be an established client.

And, even if AMPs are proving difficult for you, there are plenty of indies where you shouldn't have any problem. Good luck and don't forget to post on the board about your experiences.

**Black Coffee** · 09-10-16 08:52

Originally Posted by NeRomancer [View Original Post]

I would like to know how does one dress when going to AMP, BP advertiser, and escort? When the provider says, "upscale" mean that you need to wear a suit?.

In this hobby, when a provider says "upscale" she means not behind the dumpster at the 7-11. As far as proper dress goes, first off, thanks for asking. Lots of guys don't put a second's thought into something like that. IMHO it is important not to stand out when walking into the lobby of a hotel. A suit is way over the top and shorts, flip-flops or dirty sneakers and a "wife beater" shirt makes you look like a slob. I wear casual shoes, Docker type slacks or clean black jeans and a collared shirt. Cash and photo ID are all I carry on me. Wallet with CC and phone stay in the car.

**CoupleOfInches** · 09-10-16 07:43

Originally Posted by MantaStyle [View Original Post]

Had a great finish and will probably repeat but I'll have to explore other sites and maybe a bit younger or FS. Damage. 8 for massage and. 5 for extras.

And I have to remind myself just use cash. LOL.

Welcome to the AMP monger group! Well done, especially for the first visit. The research helped. Cash is king, with a very thin paper trail.

COI.

**MantaStyle** · 09-09-16 23:34

This is my first time trying AMP and I was trying to book Nikki for a 1 hr visit however she wasn't able to cause she was done for the day.

So I decided to look around for another place to release my stress then started to back read some of the posts here and stumbled upon a place nearby my work, Royal Massage.

Then after work I drove directly there and was meet by a happy Korean Lady in her 40's Julie. She offered a shower, I was hesitant at first since I never had someone give me a shower before but I decided to do it instead and it was a fun experience to say the least. Unto the massage, It was a great massage I might say and Julia was very accommodating and nice to talk to. I started to rub my hand around her thighs and she giggled then started to breathe on my ear and did those light touching all around (which didn't really do anything for me tbh). After the flip, she started THJ and let me fondle her breasts and ass then allowed me to nurse and FIV. She was whispering "I take care you and You take care me" and I obliged while she was grinding on top. Had a great finish and will probably repeat but I'll have to explore other sites and maybe a bit younger or FS. Damage. 8 for massage and. 5 for extras.

And I have to remind myself just use cash. LOL.

**Krakatoa** · 09-09-16 23:16

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

However, if you're seeking a no-fail FS place, my advice would be to visit the AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland. It's about a 25-minute drive, depending on traffic conditions.

Roman

Just curious, there are AMPs in PG that would be closer to Springfield, such as in Clinton or Ft Washington. Are these also FS? Seems like I've seen reports on Golden Wellness.

**Sjoh842** · 09-09-16 16:02

Hey guys!

So quick question, I been hobbying for a year and half now and not bad! I been enjoying myself. However I'm around 20 almost 21 now and still been rejected by AMP's I visited so I just stopped trying and its kind of sucks. I had one tell me come back when you older. Now I don't look like a kid but all I'm asking for is does anyone know an AMP that is alright with younger guys.

Thanks.

**NeroMancer01** · 09-08-16 22:45

Not sure which forum to post but I have been reading this one for a few months and everyone seems very helpful. I have only a single experience but since it was a virgin attempt I am sure I did many wrong things. I would like to know how does one dress when going to AMP, BP advertiser, and escort? When the provider says, "upscale" mean that you need to wear a suit?

The provider I went to was in a high rise and I was dressed casual. I am thinking that was a mistake because I saw her sizing my clothes and shoes. I think this one was a gold-digger.

**Magik Mike** · 09-08-16 22:07

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

I'll second Ranger's assessment of Blue. I often visit that place after my workouts at the gym. It's convenient to someone staying in Springfield near the shopping mall and, while the ladies there aren't the youngest, they do know how to give a very good massage. Your muscles will thank you afterwards. The MMS is pleasant, almost saucy, and will ensure that your visit is good. She usually asks you afterward if you had a good session.

However, if you're seeking a no-fail FS place, my advice would be to visit the AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland. It's about a 25-minute drive, depending on traffic conditions. The massage quality might not be the best skill of the therapists there, but those who visit that area's AMPs generally aren't as concerned about soothing aching back muscles.

Roman

I just want to thank you guys for the info and helping me out. Hit me up if you ever in JAX and I'll try to steer you some special selections. Looks like I will be back next week so may have to make the drive to Green Belt!

MM.

**Larry Page** · 09-08-16 10:32

Occasional reader, first time poster; I am writing a review about Sarah at Comfort Therapy off of Gallows Road near Tysons Corner. Sarah was at Comfort Therapeutic in Springfield. Sarah was great then and she continues to provide an excellent massage. I lost track of Sarah for several years but then found her again at Comfort Therapy -- made my day. Sarah still offers a wonderful massage with skill, playfulness, and variety. (She is cute, mid-forties, nice figure. Sarah can be mischievous and even unpredictable.) Sarah offers a nice shower, great progression, and close attention. Happily, her massages are both relaxing and invigorating but no two are alike. Obviously, Sarah is a favorite.

Clients ring doorbell at the front door. The door is quickly answered (especially when I have an appointment).

I am very happy I found Sarah again --her massage is well worth a try.

**Roamin Roman** · 09-08-16 06:07

Originally Posted by MagikMike [View Original Post]

All,

I am in town in Springfield, by the mall through Friday, up from JAX on business. Looking for some body rub and massage fun, I found out FS is avail all around me in the hotel but they are very methodical, and not into the massage aspect, teasing, etc. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Most appear to be Asian and that's fine with me if decent places, but am very open to any private girls offering services as well that may not advertise. I didn't see too many listed on BP.

Anytime you guys are down in JAX, I'll return the favor! Happy hunting and be safe!

MM.

Originally Posted by NoVaRanger [View Original Post]

Blue is a very nice place to go for a massage. The MMS is very pleasant, and the ladies have good massage skills.

From greeting to departure they are gracious and nice to me.

I had a fine visit this week with Tina. She is lovely. Taller than some (almost taller than me! And easy to talk with.

Standard rates and tips without any hassle.

NR.

I'll second Ranger's assessment of Blue. I often visit that place after my workouts at the gym. It's convenient to someone staying in Springfield near the shopping mall and, while the ladies there aren't the youngest, they do know how to give a very good massage. Your muscles will thank you afterwards. The MMS is pleasant, almost saucy, and will ensure that your visit is good. She usually asks you afterward if you had a good session.

However, if you're seeking a no-fail FS place, my advice would be to visit the AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland. It's about a 25-minute drive, depending on traffic conditions. The massage quality might not be the best skill of the therapists there, but those who visit that area's AMPs generally aren't as concerned about soothing aching back muscles.

Roman