Massage Parlor Reports

**Birdo** · 08-13-16 19:35

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

I found this in about 30 seconds. As a relative newbie, it would be good to take some initiative now and then. Go to backpage, search, find the place, visit, and post a review.

Thanks for the tip, found it in Alexandria. It's about 1 hr. Away for me so don't know when I can get there.

Birdo.

**TheBarbarian** · 08-13-16 19:15

Had a dream I stumble into an in home studio / parlor.

This particular visit ran me $$ as I was looking for something / someone a little more attractive and seductive than what I've been receiving from AMPs.

Planned on arriving at 4 but after having to wait one someone before me to finish, I didn't get to start my session until 30 minutes after. I planned on leaving but opted to stay around.

The location was not a bad spot in Vienna at an apartment.

When I entered I got to see to others who work there. Chantel and Tiffany.

Chantel looks appears very average to below average but Tiffany was busty voluptuous thing. Huge boobs big butt.

I saw Halia and she was who she is in photos. Received a massage that was just a rub, no technique at all. I guess the best part was the birthday suit body surf. I then returned gave a massage.

Then Tiffany knocked on the door for change. She entered as was a brick house. After Halia commented on her build, I asked if I could see that donk protruding from her lower back and she showed me. I touched. I wanted to jump ship immediately.

Finish with Halia and left. For $$, I thought I was going to get a overall better session. Seduction, environment, music, maybe conversation but no. Just cheap massage oil that left me sticky even after a shower.

I've had a couple of decent visits in NOVA but no homeruns yet. I'm still looking for a sure thing. I'm all ears.

Halia - http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ex...tcall/18011645.

Tiffany - http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/?k...layout=gallery.

The first pic of Tiffany my best judgement is her, the 2nd I highly doubt it. I don't know how good her session is but physically if you like I'm with huge boobs and ass, she's it.

**MrSunnyHills** · 08-13-16 06:30

Originally Posted by Birdo [View Original Post]

Where is this place?

I found this in about 30 seconds. As a relative newbie, it would be good to take some initiative now and then. Go to backpage, search, find the place, visit, and post a review.

**Birdo** · 08-12-16 18:41

Originally Posted by BlueStar11 [View Original Post]

Kathy's got a great figure and has a very nice body. What I liked about her from the beginning was the politeness. There is something very sweet in the way she welcomes me in and I enjoyed walking into the room to get ready. The vibes were good from the beginning. As I enter the room, I get undressed and wait for her to come back in. When she does, the massage starts and it's very strong and firm. Kathy works really hard to provide a HE. I really enjoyed her company and her looks. I'm going to have to visit her again.

Where is this place?

**Blue Star11** · 08-12-16 10:59

Kathy's got a great figure and has a very nice body. What I liked about her from the beginning was the politeness. There is something very sweet in the way she welcomes me in and I enjoyed walking into the room to get ready. The vibes were good from the beginning. As I enter the room, I get undressed and wait for her to come back in. When she does, the massage starts and it's very strong and firm. Kathy works really hard to provide a HE. I really enjoyed her company and her looks. I'm going to have to visit her again.

**JmSuttr** · 08-11-16 21:08

Originally Posted by HavingFun6931 [View Original Post]

Update to my own post. Had another dream about Julie today. A second one. Same service and overall experience that I described below. HOWEVER, the price really went up. Same House contribution but Julie wouldn't accept. 4 total for services rendered this time around. She wanted. 8 - which she didn't get. And she really laid on the pressure and sad story. Service is good but I likely won't go back if the nice session vibe is snapped by a pushy and aggressive provider wanting an unreasonable amount. On to the next AMP and if I find a needle in the haystack, will report for everyone's benefit.

Sometimes the auto-editing features of the forum can play tricks with the way we try to write prices, especially when using decimal points. So just wanted to clarify what you actually paid.

If I understood correctly, the house fee was 80 for the hour. Then, for the first visit, did you tip 40 or 60? And for the second visit was it 60 that you offered but she wanted 100?

**HavingFun6931** · 08-09-16 23:19

Update to my own post. Had another dream about Julie today. A second one. Same service and overall experience that I described below. HOWEVER, the price really went up. Same House contribution but Julie wouldn't accept. 4 total for services rendered this time around. She wanted. 8 - which she didn't get. And she really laid on the pressure and sad story. Service is good but I likely won't go back if the nice session vibe is snapped by a pushy and aggressive provider wanting an unreasonable amount. On to the next AMP and if I find a needle in the haystack, will report for everyone's benefit.

Originally Posted by HavingFun6931 [View Original Post]

Had a dream that I visited Julie at Royal Spa in Tysons Corner. In this very enjoyable dream I had a wonderful time and I very much intend to have that dream again, and soon. Royal is fairly new on the scene, not sure if she's the only one who works there (she was the only one there when I arrived for an AM appointment). In this dream, we started with light sensual touch straightaway at my request and she made her intentions clear that more was on the menu pretty quickly, which was fine by me. She was soon free of all clothing and we were quickly a randy couple enjoying a bit more than a massage. A bit of body to body grinding did me in and after some cleanup (of both her and me) she took her time returning to a deeper therapeutic top to bottom massage.

Technique was good, strong hands, a little fast on her pace but otherwise on point. She's not Tara but she's not far off in terms of both light relaxing and also therapeutic massage. Her English is limited but she was friendly and just the right amount of talkative and quite playful during the fun part of the session. Flirty eyes, good smile, etc. No rules on what you can and can't touch.

I plan to have this dream again. And soon. Therapeutic massage = 7/10, sensual with HE = 8/10, extracurricular = 9/10, cleanliness / ambiance / safe setting = 10/10. Duration = 6/10. Damage: House was. 08. Tried tipping her to get her to. 2 but she put up a little bit of a stink (nicely) and I ended up giving her. 4 total. Which for the services provided was totally fair. I scheduled 1 hr and she had me out in 45 or less. I think that was my fault. I got through the happy part of the session pretty quickly. If you time yourself better than I you'll get the full hour. YMMV and I plan on seeing how much more mileage I might get in a future daydream.

She works hard for your repeat business. Enjoy, all.

**Jayorf** · 08-09-16 15:02

Originally Posted by ShadowKnight [View Original Post]

This seems fairly new in the area. Does anyone know about this location? They have a website, so I was thinking they were legit.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...girls/23753720

The massage business is strictly on the up and up. No fun to be had here. I Toftt.

**Jayorf** · 08-09-16 14:58

Stopped by my favorite massage place only to find out that my All time favorite has moved on! She went by the name Lisa, she was cute and very playful. I tried numerous time to get her digits but she wouldn't play. Lucy is still there and she is older and a fun time as well but it just isn't the same. If any one locates her or knew who she was please let me know. The new lady working is not much to look at. They did a good job staffing the place until now, I wouldn't suggest a visit with the new girl. If anyone is wondering here is the add. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...723797291.html.

Happy hunting.

**B Rabbit** · 08-06-16 23:00

Visited my usual spot in Springfield. Saw a new provider. TS, good massage, menu options on the flip. The service was great, as is usual (see my previous post). Unfortunately, the tip for DATY and HJ went up to $ on top of the. 8 for the hour.

Never say never again, but at those prices, I suspect I'll be looking elsewhere for my next trip.

**Novacreeper** · 08-03-16 18:44

Had a dream I went to (the new) Royal off OCR in Vtown. Met at the buzzer by Emmy, Janet wasn't there. She ended up being the tech. Chinese, late 30's 5'5"135- ish. Looks- 6/10 bod -6/10 personality- 8/10, English- 8/10, standard AMP -girl get-up: shorts & a tee. Newer joint-office complex with door facing large parking lot, but you're not too conspicuous arriving / leaving and you walk in main door before chiming in.

Clean room, clean towels standard AMP atmosphere with depressing boingo boingo style mood music playing in the background. They have a clean big ass TS room with a door.

Took care of the niceties and proceeded w / short, standard VA AMP TS. Back to the room and proceeded to experience a way- above VA AMP standards massage with the usual "you been here before"'s which was funny because as I told her ummm, no you're new here. Started with "medium" which turned into" hard"- at my request. Lots of leg & back work (which was nice because it was squat day this morning) and did a few non-standard "thai" positions with legs & arms which were nice. Not technically "professional" by any means, but definitely better than most around NVA.

There were AMP "extras" and -get this- THEY WERE NOT SOLICITED NOR UNCOMFORT ABLY NEGOTIATED. Communication was good and I got as far as I needed without bartering for the tip.

PM for specifics but I got mutual full monty, a royal handshake a visit from Vladamir Putin and others. I took a "ball refill" pill before I went in so she worked hard fo the money on the hot towel clean up, but helped me dress, was given a bottle of water and she was genuinely happy with provided tip which oh by the way was never even discussed! Total Damage. 8/ 60, plus. 6.

I personally won't repeat because I'm a one and done-er at any NOVA AMP due to the disappointment factor (the 15 min ride to Greener pastures is so worth it) but will mark this one up as a nice afternoon excursionHad a dream I went to (the new) Royal off OCR. Met at the buzzer by Emmy, Janet wasn't there. She ended up being the tech. Chinese, late 30's 5'5"135- ish. Looks- 6/10 bod 6/10 personality 8/10, English 8/10, standard AMP girl get-up shorts & a tee. Newer joint-office complex with door facing large parking lot, but you're not too conspicuous arriving / leaving.

Clean room, clean towels standard AMP atmosphere with depressing mood music playing. They have a clean big ass TS room with a door.

Took care of the niceties and proceeded w / short, standard VA AMP TS. Back to the room and proceeded to experience a way- above VA AMP standards mass with the usual "you been here before"'s which was funny because as I told her ummm, no you're new here. Started with "medium" which turned into" hard"- at my request. Lots of leg & back work (which was nice because it was squat day this morning) and did a few non-standard "thai" positions which were nice. Not technically "professional" by any means, but definitely better than most around.

There were AMP "extras" and -get this- THEY WERE NOT SOLICITED OR NOR UNCOMFORTABLY NEGOTIATED. Communication was good and I got as far as I needed.

PM for specifics but I got mutual full monty, a handshake by the Royal Queen, a visit from Vladamir Putin and others. I took a "ball refill" pill before I went in so she worked hard fo the money on the hot towel clean up, but helped dress and given a bottle of water and was genuinely happy with provided tip which oh by the way was never even discussed! Total Damage. 8/ 60, plus. 6 .

I'm a one and done-er for NOVA AMPs (the 15 min ride to greener pastures is so much better) so I won't repeat but do recommend for a playful HE with a few extras.

Stay Classy Mongerville.

**Roamin Roman** · 08-03-16 05:29

Originally Posted by Enderpete [View Original Post]

She has been thinking about this for a long time now. I will be very sad to see her go. I've been seeing her for a very long time.

She reached a milestone and probably had an opportunity avail itself to get into the new line of business. It'll be tough to see her go. She always gave an excellent massage, and the bonuses weren't too shabby, either.

Roman

**Roamin Roman** · 08-03-16 05:24

Originally Posted by ShadowKnight [View Original Post]

This seems fairly new in the area. Does anyone know about this location? They have a website, so I was thinking they were legit.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...girls/23753720

Here's a view of the address, from Google Maps. You'll have to be the judge as to whether it's strictly legit.

https://www.google.com/maps/@38.5767...8i6656!6m1!1e1

FWIW, as a completely new member with no posting history, you're not likely to get much of a detailed reply from those who've been here for a while. The reason is, you haven't built-up (earned) any "board cred" yet. That comes with time and, most importantly, useful contributions to the forum. In fact, if you search on that term (using the 'Search' function toward the top of the page), you'll find a bunch of posts which discuss that very thing. They're worth reading. Afterwards, perhaps you could TOFTT and report back to let your fellow board members know.

Roman

**ShadowKnight** · 08-02-16 19:55

This seems fairly new in the area. Does anyone know about this location? They have a website, so I was thinking they were legit.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...girls/23753720

**EnderPete** · 08-02-16 18:26

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

Heads-up, long-timers:

For those long-time mongers who know the therapist to whom I'm referring, be advised that she is preparing to move out of this area and establish herself in a different line of business unrelated to the personal services industry. She's still working at her current location, providing good service to her regulars, but will likely be gone by the end of summer. So, if you still want to avail yourself of a visit but haven't done so for a while, now is the time. Otherwise, you may find yourself calling a non-working number soon.

Roman

She has been thinking about this for a long time now. I will be very sad to see her go. I've been seeing her for a very long time.