Massage Parlor Reports

[Derringer]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.

I had an interesting couple of experiences at a CAMP that advertises itself as "Chinese traditional balance, CMT" and "Free Table Shower For First visiting" and also "Pain ease and muscle treatment". It's located at 6924-b. I listed all the ad titles because I have not been able to find a name for the place. I just walked in for my 1st visit, but I called to make an appointment my 2nd time for reasons I will explain later.

This spa advertises. 7/ hour and $/90 minutes. It has off-street parking, but the entrance faces busy VA 236. It is clean inside, but a bit dated. The massage tables are comfortable, with relatively private rooms -- meaning there are doors on the rooms, but they were not diligent about always closing them -- and the TS was old and a bit strange because it was covered by a big sheet of plastic. For all I know there could be a pool table under there. I found out later they charge an extra. 1 for the TS.

Linda, the therapist I drew on my 1st visit, seemed to be the MMS. She's tall and lean with a small, natural top and a decent face. She's probably late 30's, speaks good English, but with a heavy accent. She was dressed in short shorts, a bra and regular top.

Linda gives a poor TS. She did an okay job up front, had no problem washing my little guy and his friends, but she did not do much around back except dump water on me with a bucket. It was all business with no teasing. But she provides an okay "hard" massage, using her knees to really press on my back and she will do backwalking if that is your thing.

When she first started she used some kind of "special Chinese" concoction on my neck that felt like the consistency of Vaseline, but has a VERY strong odor! Then to top it off, she got it off of her hands by wiping it in my hair! And she did all that without even asking first! Ugh. Then the magic potion started to get really hot. So it was like Icy Hot. Even after showering when I got home, I had that smell in my hair until the next day! So beware all you married fellas!!

Linda is a very chatty, opinionated woman! Even when I don't agree with someone, it is interesting to hear different viewpoints. However, before my hour was done, she had explained EVERYTHING to me. Geopolitics. Keynesian vs. Free market economics. Love. Marriage. Even the meaning of life! I am glad someone has it all figured out! It was a bit hard to follow with her thick accent, and I did zone out a couple of times, but I'm pretty sure she walked me through an explanation of how to derive the square root of pi, among other things.

She teased me a bit while I was face down, and she started to get my motor running. But my biggest complaint was that right then she got a phone call and took it. The timing could not have been worse. As she held a short conversation in Chinese, my little guy went limp. Argh!!

Before the big flip, she had been nice about me rubbing her soft legs -- and her small butt over her clothes. But unfortunately, after the turn she was not nearly as accommodating as she had been talkative. She did offer to briefly show me one small headlamp, but I was barely allowed to touch it. I asked about nursing. "No," she does "not like to have it licked," she replied. And as soon as the deed was done, that little puppy was quickly put away! But I have to say, she does have soft, luscious skin. Overall, it was a no nonsense, meat and potatoes finish. Interestingly, they use baby powder for their sensual therapy. So be advised that you will leave smelling like a baby's butt AND Ben-Gay.

I tipped the standard amount for the level of service. She seemed happy enough. That would have been it, but. As Paul Harvey used to say, "And now, the rest of the story".

Even after that lackluster 1st experience, I phoned to set up my 2nd visit because I met a young cutie pie named CiCi on my first visit. She had let me in when I arrived and quickly wisked me into a waiting room. I had thought she would be my therapist when a room opened up. But that was not to be. CiCi is also Chinese, early to mid 20's. She is short and has a really cute face, with just a bit of baby fat on her youthful body, which I found absolutely adorable! And she seemed sweet, with a super friendly demeanor. I got a nice hug and a really great vibe from her. I was smitten. So I scheduled a time when I could confirm that she would be available to provide much needed therapy to me. I later found out she works every day, as do all the rest of the girls.

I showed up on time and I was greeted by a third lady, YoYo. She took me to my room and told me CiCi would be with me in a few minutes. Then, a few minutes later, she brought me a fresh towel and told me she would go ahead and give me a TS. Okay, sure. YoYo is tall, lythe and has a nice face. Hard to tell, but she is probably around 30. She seemed reserved at first, but she quickly opened up and was playful and flirty during the shower, teasing me both front and back. I made a note to myself, "Depending on how CiCi does, I may need to come back and give YoYo a try".

I went back to my room and CiCi came in. She seemed genuinely happy that I had specifically requested her. She smiled a lot, and we talked a minute as I was laying down. She does not speak a lot of English, but she definitely tries. And she is indeed a very sweet young lady. Her therapeutic massage was pretty good, not great, but nice enough to relax me. And her ST while I was face down was very good. She did not mind roaming hands and seemed really into the session.

Upon the flip, we engaged in very light kissing, and she surprised me with a just little bit of tongue. I tried getting up, but she told me to lay down to finish the massage. I asked her to take off her clothes for me. She took her top off. Still in a bra, she smiled. I asked for bra off too. She obliged, nice, young bee cups, and began sucking on her sensitive nipples. Then I helped pull her tight shorts off. She slowly twirled to show me her ass in the thong. She popped the waist band and said, "Sexy. " Oh yes, baby. Oh yes indeed!!

She had me lay down and began a wonderful body-to-body massage, which eventually turned into a very nice, slow manual finish. I gave her a generous tip and she made sure I understood she wants me to ask for her next time. So, a little bit more may be available with CiCi if she likes you. But of course YMMV. For me, she is a definite repeat!!

So I guess it was just bad, not "the worst of times" on my 1st visit, but it was definitely the best of times for my 2nd visit.

[BadVAHotGuy]

I hooked up with Katie. OH what a hot attractive lady. Very sharp and makes you feel comfortable. She really enjoys her work and has a good attitude. The TS and massage was outstanding with no comment to roaming. She has only been there about 1 month but her experience tells she has been in the profession much longer. Although she has her limits (NO FS) we both had a great time. Overall, she is my go to AMP. Damage $. 80.

BadVAHotGuy.

[StoopDown]

I dreamt a visit to FW this morning, after calling to ask if June was available. She was, but only as mms, as she was the one who greeted me, and told me she was not actually working with clients today. Boo. She introduced me to Joy, a late-30's slim lady with no butt, and B cups up above. June took my. 8 and gave me a grinding hug and said, "maybe next time".

In the TS, Joy was flirty and attentive to all of the sweaty bits (it was over 100 when I got there), but things went unenthusiastic afterwards. Back on the table, she gave me the equivalent of an airport massage, using a dishtowel to avoid touching my bare skin (after spending all that time cleaning me up.). 45+ minutes into the session, I had to ask if I should turn over (bad sign). On the flip, she plunked herself down between my ankles for the HE, ensuring that there would be no touching of any kind.

Total damage, $. 2, standard NOVA, but sub-standard attitude.

Meh. I'll have to try Palm Tree next time, though my eyes kept wandering to Kara on the BP bodyrub site, anyone with experience there?

O. I.

I have had recurring dreams of Kara, going back to when it was Aroma. And while the dreams are pleasant, the visual quality is now somewhat, ummm, aged. The number of providers is (and has been) low. I only dreamed of one provider as Aroma, and two as Kara. But TS is always decent and the flip has always allowed for sufficient roaming / exploration. All my dreams have been enthusiastic, but as they say YMMV. I have had no problems with up sell, damage has always been. 8 to the house and standard NOVA. 4 - $. 2 total.

Soft Touch is square in the middle of the two (FW and Kara) - but I haven't dreamed of ST in quite some time. I'd be interested to hear of a recent dream.

Be safe out there.

Stoop.

[Old Immature]

I dreamt a visit to FW this morning, after calling to ask if June was available. She was, but only as mms, as she was the one who greeted me, and told me she was not actually working with clients today. Boo. She introduced me to Joy, a late-30's slim lady with no butt, and B cups up above. June took my. 8 and gave me a grinding hug and said, "maybe next time".

In the TS, Joy was flirty and attentive to all of the sweaty bits (it was over 100 when I got there), but things went unenthusiastic afterwards. Back on the table, she gave me the equivalent of an airport massage, using a dishtowel to avoid touching my bare skin (after spending all that time cleaning me up.). 45+ minutes into the session, I had to ask if I should turn over (bad sign). On the flip, she plunked herself down between my ankles for the HE, ensuring that there would be no touching of any kind.

Total damage, $. 2, standard NOVA, but sub-standard attitude.

Meh. I'll have to try Palm Tree next time, though my eyes kept wandering to Kara on the BP bodyrub site, anyone with experience there?

O. I.

[Invisibleman22]

FW saved me from a bad decision last week. I was hungry for something and started looking, made & lost contact with two different ladies of Backpage, and went out a-driving with no specific destination in mind. I wound up parked near Springfield Mall where I've had some success in the past, when I remembered my friends in Franconia.

Saw June (Joon?) again. The mamasan had the day off & she was taking the house's cut + giving massages. Nice back massage and she was happy with $ . 4 on the flip. Couldn't talk her into more unfortunately. She just said "you so bad!" and laughed. At the end of the visit as she helped me dress and gave me some candy (actual candy), she suggested I ask for one of the "new girls" next time. Not sure if that means the "new girls" have more on the menu, or that June's just tired of seeing me. I may take her up on it next visit.

[Birdo]

I found this in about 30 seconds. As a relative newbie, it would be good to take some initiative now and then. Go to backpage, search, find the place, visit, and post a review.

Thanks for the tip, found it in Alexandria. It's about 1 hr. Away for me so don't know when I can get there.

Birdo.

[TheBarbarian]

Had a dream I stumble into an in home studio / parlor.

This particular visit ran me $$ as I was looking for something / someone a little more attractive and seductive than what I've been receiving from AMPs.

Planned on arriving at 4 but after having to wait one someone before me to finish, I didn't get to start my session until 30 minutes after. I planned on leaving but opted to stay around.

The location was not a bad spot in Vienna at an apartment.

When I entered I got to see to others who work there. Chantel and Tiffany.

Chantel looks appears very average to below average but Tiffany was busty voluptuous thing. Huge boobs big butt.

I saw Halia and she was who she is in photos. Received a massage that was just a rub, no technique at all. I guess the best part was the birthday suit body surf. I then returned gave a massage.

Then Tiffany knocked on the door for change. She entered as was a brick house. After Halia commented on her build, I asked if I could see that donk protruding from her lower back and she showed me. I touched. I wanted to jump ship immediately.

Finish with Halia and left. For $$, I thought I was going to get a overall better session. Seduction, environment, music, maybe conversation but no. Just cheap massage oil that left me sticky even after a shower.

I've had a couple of decent visits in NOVA but no homeruns yet. I'm still looking for a sure thing. I'm all ears.

Halia - http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ex...tcall/18011645.

Tiffany - http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/?k...layout=gallery.

The first pic of Tiffany my best judgement is her, the 2nd I highly doubt it. I don't know how good her session is but physically if you like I'm with huge boobs and ass, she's it.

[MrSunnyHills]

Where is this place?

I found this in about 30 seconds. As a relative newbie, it would be good to take some initiative now and then. Go to backpage, search, find the place, visit, and post a review.

[Birdo]

Kathy's got a great figure and has a very nice body. What I liked about her from the beginning was the politeness. There is something very sweet in the way she welcomes me in and I enjoyed walking into the room to get ready. The vibes were good from the beginning. As I enter the room, I get undressed and wait for her to come back in. When she does, the massage starts and it's very strong and firm. Kathy works really hard to provide a HE. I really enjoyed her company and her looks. I'm going to have to visit her again.

Where is this place?

[Blue Star11]

Kathy's got a great figure and has a very nice body. What I liked about her from the beginning was the politeness. There is something very sweet in the way she welcomes me in and I enjoyed walking into the room to get ready. The vibes were good from the beginning. As I enter the room, I get undressed and wait for her to come back in. When she does, the massage starts and it's very strong and firm. Kathy works really hard to provide a HE. I really enjoyed her company and her looks. I'm going to have to visit her again.

[JmSuttr]

Update to my own post. Had another dream about Julie today. A second one. Same service and overall experience that I described below. HOWEVER, the price really went up. Same House contribution but Julie wouldn't accept. 4 total for services rendered this time around. She wanted. 8 - which she didn't get. And she really laid on the pressure and sad story. Service is good but I likely won't go back if the nice session vibe is snapped by a pushy and aggressive provider wanting an unreasonable amount. On to the next AMP and if I find a needle in the haystack, will report for everyone's benefit.

Sometimes the auto-editing features of the forum can play tricks with the way we try to write prices, especially when using decimal points. So just wanted to clarify what you actually paid.

If I understood correctly, the house fee was 80 for the hour. Then, for the first visit, did you tip 40 or 60? And for the second visit was it 60 that you offered but she wanted 100?

[HavingFun6931]

Update to my own post. Had another dream about Julie today. A second one. Same service and overall experience that I described below. HOWEVER, the price really went up. Same House contribution but Julie wouldn't accept. 4 total for services rendered this time around. She wanted. 8 - which she didn't get. And she really laid on the pressure and sad story. Service is good but I likely won't go back if the nice session vibe is snapped by a pushy and aggressive provider wanting an unreasonable amount. On to the next AMP and if I find a needle in the haystack, will report for everyone's benefit.

Had a dream that I visited Julie at Royal Spa in Tysons Corner. In this very enjoyable dream I had a wonderful time and I very much intend to have that dream again, and soon. Royal is fairly new on the scene, not sure if she's the only one who works there (she was the only one there when I arrived for an AM appointment). In this dream, we started with light sensual touch straightaway at my request and she made her intentions clear that more was on the menu pretty quickly, which was fine by me. She was soon free of all clothing and we were quickly a randy couple enjoying a bit more than a massage. A bit of body to body grinding did me in and after some cleanup (of both her and me) she took her time returning to a deeper therapeutic top to bottom massage.

Technique was good, strong hands, a little fast on her pace but otherwise on point. She's not Tara but she's not far off in terms of both light relaxing and also therapeutic massage. Her English is limited but she was friendly and just the right amount of talkative and quite playful during the fun part of the session. Flirty eyes, good smile, etc. No rules on what you can and can't touch.

I plan to have this dream again. And soon. Therapeutic massage = 7/10, sensual with HE = 8/10, extracurricular = 9/10, cleanliness / ambiance / safe setting = 10/10. Duration = 6/10. Damage: House was. 08. Tried tipping her to get her to. 2 but she put up a little bit of a stink (nicely) and I ended up giving her. 4 total. Which for the services provided was totally fair. I scheduled 1 hr and she had me out in 45 or less. I think that was my fault. I got through the happy part of the session pretty quickly. If you time yourself better than I you'll get the full hour. YMMV and I plan on seeing how much more mileage I might get in a future daydream.

She works hard for your repeat business. Enjoy, all.

[Jayorf]

This seems fairly new in the area. Does anyone know about this location? They have a website, so I was thinking they were legit.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...girls/23753720

The massage business is strictly on the up and up. No fun to be had here. I Toftt.

[Jayorf]

Stopped by my favorite massage place only to find out that my All time favorite has moved on! She went by the name Lisa, she was cute and very playful. I tried numerous time to get her digits but she wouldn't play. Lucy is still there and she is older and a fun time as well but it just isn't the same. If any one locates her or knew who she was please let me know. The new lady working is not much to look at. They did a good job staffing the place until now, I wouldn't suggest a visit with the new girl. If anyone is wondering here is the add. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...723797291.html.

Happy hunting.

[B Rabbit]

Visited my usual spot in Springfield. Saw a new provider. TS, good massage, menu options on the flip. The service was great, as is usual (see my previous post). Unfortunately, the tip for DATY and HJ went up to $ on top of the. 8 for the hour.

Never say never again, but at those prices, I suspect I'll be looking elsewhere for my next trip.