Massage Parlor Reports

**Jfaustus** · 08-05-16 19:47

Longtime AMP hobbyist here. Lurker. Just moved to Chicago. When I was here house hunting I went to Macau based on recs on this board. Great time. 4 hands, good strong massage, left happy. $. 4 to each therapist. It was a good enough experience that I went back today after settling into my new place.

The mamasan, who was one of the two therapists last time, greeted me and asked "4 hands?" I said not today but about it was a good sign that she remembered me. I got Laura for my massage. She was the other one from before. So far so good. Excellent table shower. Good massage (keeping in mind that I'm a snob about the massage part). Strong, lots (and lots) of attention in all the right places.

Still more attention in all the right places after the flip. To the point where I was really, really ready for the next / final stage. At one point I briefly let my hand roam. She didn't say no but I didn't get a welcoming vibe so I stopped after a few seconds. At the end, after long teasing -- including lots of definitely NOT shy attention below and in back -- she grabs my hand. DIY.

REALLY?

My usual practice for DIY is to tip $. 2. This time I gave. 25. As I as leaving she demanded more. I replied that next time if she did more work she would get a better tip. I don't think she was pleased.

I like the place base on my first experience there. And I really try to be fair to therapists. So did I mess up this time?

Thanks gents,

J.

**Gitty** · 08-05-16 12:59

Been out of the hobby for a few months and want to get back in. Wanted to see if there were any providers who worked from home in the Northside area. PM any info. Thanks.

**Jcon51** · 08-05-16 08:46

1400 block of South Michigan continues to be a satisfying rubdown, but I am a bit amazed at how quickly the merchandise ages. Acne is a problem there on staff. They told me there is a new girl next week so let's see how that changes things (for the better hopefully). There's plenty of UTC and slow hand fun there; I just (like others) would like a young attractive provider.

Jcon51.

**DMichaels69** · 08-05-16 07:40

Please share in the open forum.

Originally Posted by JamesNoper [View Original Post]

I have more to share over PM for someone willing to share advice on younger talent in the area (Chicago or West or NW burbs are best). I like the shorter / petite style girls.

**ZeroDark13** · 08-05-16 07:27

Originally Posted by MongerAlways [View Original Post]

I guess it's possible they could use your credit card and try to purchase stuff, but then they have no repeat business. Hardly doubt that a lot of AMP's would be that foolish.

They're passed onto someone up the chain who uses it to do a variety of scams including identity theft. AMPs are very convenient honeypots to collect a variety of personal and financial info. Don't use your real name, leave your wallet at home or locked in the car, carry only the cash you intend to spend into the establishment. I don't even bring my cell phone in. As far as they should be concerned, you're a polite ghost that tips well.

**SaintChuck** · 08-05-16 00:19

Originally Posted by MongerAlways [View Original Post]

I guess it's possible they could use your credit card and try to purchase stuff, but then they have no repeat business. Hardly doubt that a lot of AMP's would be that foolish.

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Also, the credit card machine can be intimidating and confusing for the therapist. "L"s new shop has a credit card machine. Actually about half the customers use it. We're legit, as you know. But, I guess I'm saying it's easy to make a mistake. If you do use a card, look carefully at the amounts. And keep the receipts. Also, tip in cash. Putting the tip on the card, especially the Chip Cards, is a tricky process. I just run the tip as a separate transaction. I know that's not the correct proceedure, but I don't care.

I have never had a problem with fake charges or anything of the sort. I would never leave a tip on the card because that would be a red flag and very obvious. The other reason that I always tip in cash is because if you were to tip on the card, I have a feeling that the girl would never see that money and that wouldn't be fair to her. SaintChuck.

**Bob521** · 08-04-16 22:46

Also, the credit card machine can be intimidating and confusing for the therapist. "L"s new shop has a credit card machine. Actually about half the customers use it. We're legit, as you know. But, I guess I'm saying it's easy to make a mistake. If you do use a card, look carefully at the amounts. And keep the receipts. Also, tip in cash. Putting the tip on the card, especially the Chip Cards, is a tricky process. I just run the tip as a separate transaction. I know that's not the correct proceedure, but I don't care.

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

By camera phone, hand, or clone swiper.

**MongerAlways** · 08-04-16 22:32

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

By camera phone, hand, or clone swiper.

I guess it's possible they could use your credit card and try to purchase stuff, but then they have no repeat business. Hardly doubt that a lot of AMP's would be that foolish.

**ZeroDark13** · 08-04-16 22:26

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

I would really like for you to explain to me why you must never use a credit card. I am not married and I get points on my credit card so I actually prefer to use it. Please don't tell me that Uncle LEO is going to track me down and lock me up. Even if they busted a place and by some miracle they got a subpoena for the credit card records, it proves nothing. It just proves that I was there and I paid for a massage. A few months ago Uncle LEO busted almost every AMP near me and if they would have gotten the credit card records from these places they would have seen at least 20 charges from me at a few different establishments. I have yet to have Uncle LEO show up at my door and I really don't care if they do, they have no proof that I ever did anything. When it comes to AMP advice you might want to cut the credit card part out of your AMP seminar at the Holiday Inn. SaintChuck.

By camera phone, hand, or clone swiper.

**SaintChuck** · 08-04-16 21:55

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**WretchedBliss** · 08-04-16 19:19

This place is still a good place! I went there last week for a massage. Went to the room and stripped down. MT walks in and gave a pretty good massage. Looking for a BJ and she delivers for the normal rate. She asked me to come back for a bit more fun, but be prepared. Face 7, body 5, fun factor 8. Have fun mongering, gentlemen!

**JamesNoper** · 08-04-16 17:41

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

I believe you were referring to the "rusty trombone"; "golden trombone" isn't a thing.

BB.

This one was golden.

**BenBeck** · 08-04-16 17:31

I believe you were referring to the "rusty trombone"; "golden trombone" isn't a thing.

BB.

[QUOTE=Jamesnoper]Reports:

1 - Oki Spa, Chicago. This place is legendary for me. Emily specifically. Adorable young girl with braces (early 20's). First time there, she started rimming me and gave me a golden trombone. Best experience of my life. Also, at this place, a lot of times there are multiple girls up front sitting on the couch and you can pick one.[\QUOTE]

**JamesNoper** · 08-04-16 17:19

I have more to share over PM for someone willing to share advice on younger talent in the area (Chicago or West or NW burbs are best). I like the shorter / petite style girls.